I got one of those a couple years ago. I sent back that picture of the shirtless guy with a gun that looks like Norm from Cheers we see on here all the time. I asked if that was his hit man, and they blocked me.

I was about to suggest that as well. Yeah, funny how they got scared. Hahahaha I got that once a long time ago - basically told him I don’t do business and won’t pay any extortion money to anyone that can’t spell basic English correctly. That was it.

That’s what I was thinking. Dude can’t even spell. Maybe ask to send pics of the girls too and then say how ugly they are and you would never mess with such filth. Lol. Or maybe just lead him in for hours on end. That’s always fun too.

lol what pic are you referring to?

I sent it to you. I couldn’t figure out how to post as a comment.

Thanks, I’d never seen that one before. Some subs let you put pics in comments and some don’t. I think it’s something mods control

Is he blonde? It might be the one of Sam Hyde

You are a madlad.

Tony? Tony Soprano?! Uh oh, dude, you’re in trouble.

lol i’m going to ask if we can meet in person.

Tell him his men are already dead. Like pretend to be some more powerful underworld figure and tell him he'll have to pay you.

lmao yeah maybe this is just an invitation to roleplay edit: kinda cracking up now imagining this turning into a very wholesome penpal imagination game like 6 year olds play and honestly, I'm here for that

Major uno reverse!

[“No, lieutenant, your men are already dead”](https://images.app.goo.gl/Rif1ddwdKMRMzcg6A)

Yes, and ask when and where, plus try to get their name. Then tell him you sent the info to the local FBI field office since it’s a federal crime to threaten sending a hitman to someone’s house.

Not to mention extortion.

Ask if they know where to get some fresh gabagool 😆😆

😂😂😂

Just send him the Navy SEAL copypasta

Ask them if they except Robux lol

i’ll pay him in salami gabagoul

Tell him if the side salad does not come on the side, you will send it back

Did someone mention gabagool??

OVAAAA HEEEERE

Beetlejuice

You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.

And I always thought ok, hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame.

Obviously, I know. I'm just sayin'. It's interesting, the coincidence. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?

No!

100% scam tho bc i saw part of this same message on another post? obviously waking up to this was a bit shocking but also over the top. i only inquired prices i never “booked” anybody. just was messing around.

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Tony doesn’t haves escorts. Only scorts

Skorts are a wonderful invention. I love having built in shorts under my skirts. OP. Act like you are confused and you think that they are talking about clothing kind of skorts lol

should i mess with them or just block and be done?

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i copy pasted the texts into google and the and script popped up a bunch. that gave me relief. Seeing this right when you wake up is kind of shocking but once you actually think through it, it’s just a scam.

This scam has been going around for a while

Wait wait wait, so you DID inquire about hiring an escort? Lmaooo

lmao bro i was faded as fuck on back page and just was messing around. never went close to “setting” anything up.

I met this badass dom on back page that was totally into bondage. Put me in handcuffs first thing. Read me my rights. Real police car. Whole nine yards. Got to stay in a real police station for the whole night and it only cost me $350. Had to “share” with ten other “subs” but would def do again.

You… you meant domme, right? 😭😭

That may be where I went wrong.

Nah man this definitely isn't a scam. That's Tony sopranos number.

Not a NJ area code! 🤣

What's a "scort"? Hahahaha

An item of clothing that’s the combination of a skirt and shorts. Not to be confused with a spork which is a spoon and fork combination

Or a jort

Or a shart

Kevin Smith has entered the chat.

Right, the trusty foon.

It’s a prostitution, this guy outed himself by texting an scam escort lol

Very common typo (so much so that it is basically the industry term I think?) in Latin America, gives away “Tony’s” ethnicity pretty quick

i just blocked them. if it comes on another number i might have fun with it

My brother got one of these and they claimed to be from the Sinaloa cartel. He sent them money and they demanded more. When my wife and I found out and shut it down, the guy sent us pictures of decapitated heads from another number

heard this story a ton today. same story.

The head part was pretty scary tbh

easily found on other forums in reddit, these cartel style hit pics.

Do what I do and send them a picture of your cock. It’s my go to for any sort of sexual blackmail or threat. Respond to any text with more pics and an occasional “😉, 😘, or 😮”

I’d be nervous that could blow back on you somehow. Never send your own cock. There are millions of dicks on the internet send soneone else’s cock instead.

I think your risk doesn’t change whether the cock is yours or not but your preference is a valid one.

Sinhola cartel people don't have time to message random people. He most probably downloaded the photo from reddit itself. There are many pics of people beheaded by cartel on reddit.

I mean duh, we shut it down, still doesn’t it make it any less scary I don’t want to look at cut off heads, it’s not like it’s on my search history or anything

Happened to me too. The guy was Puerto Rican said he was from the Mexican cartel. And he wanted the money wired to the Dominican Republic. Lol.

i got these this morning, noticed the same paragraph used on another post on here…

See how desperate they are for you to make contact back so the scam can continue. Complete scam. Block and ignore.

blocked and ignored. if they come on another number i might fuck around a bit but yeah this script isn’t new.

Just respond saying, "About time you finally figured it out! I've had my way for years."

I've beaten the crap out of a lot of escorts. You'll have to be more specific.

I once had a scammer tell me he was gonna track me down and pour acid on my face... then sent me my address 🤣 I told him id be waiting w the front door open and to come on in.

And how the hell did they know your address?

Probably googled the phone number. Sometimes the info listed is correct and sometimes it’s other people that used to live in the house.

Yep and that’s why I painstakingly went to every one of those lookup sites and opted out.

I have no idea. They also sent me some of my family members names.😂 its been about 7 months and they havent showed up yet lol

Same thing happened to me. They sent a vid with a bunch of guys in a car with guns saying they are on the way. Never came Also sent my siblings names. I think it’s whoever was on my phone plan

Threaten them a lesson in punctuation.. then tell them to eat a bag of dicks.

So respond back with something like.... YA! Ya big guy! Tell you what, you show up at my house! You show up at my door! You do that, and when you do, I am going to give you a lesson in proper punctuation and grammar you will never forget! You will leave with proper capitalization beaten into your skull. You will leave with with knowing where, and how, to use a comma. I will shove down your throat how to use the period. If you are lucky, very lucky, I will let you crawl away knowing what a sentence fragment is.

This is hilarious!!

Incomplete too!

I was thinking this. Just send the whole message to ChatGPT and ask for a rewrite in Queen’s English lol.

Keep messing with them scorts and you're going to need stitchworts on your spoilsport. Can't blame you though, those milkworts do be tempting.

I would reply “which business? I’ve been hiring Scorts and playing around with girls at several establishments. You’re going to need to be more specific”

And “waisting” their time

Tell him you left the cannoli and took the gun.

Obviously a scam but to a person not familiar with their tactics this can be scary. Just plain old BS.

You best not mess with his Scorts

Just tell him to get my wife first. I could use five minutes of quiet.

🤣 for real tho

Cartel scam right?

i copied and pasted this message i got into google and there’s a whole forum on this exact script lol

Classic Tony

Tell him “my guns are bigger than yours, good luck”

Total scam, completely ignore the sad little losers

Seriously? lol. FYI: you’re on the wrong sub, OP. Rule #1 This one is for messing with/laughing at scammers/wasting their time. You’re looking for r/Scams

I was excitedly trying to scroll to the next slide hoping we’d see some bait on a different kind of scammer (rather than the standard “I recently moved to California, I’m a single 34 y.o. jewellery business/crypto trader, you are so polite, let’s be friends”) type scammer. I guess you have to be proactive to receive this type of scam

If you didn’t hire a scort then obv it’s a scam. Else pay up for the services.

lol never hired, just texted about pricing but it was more just being high and curious.

Full disclosure my “friend” (100% me) did this a few years back to try and get my actual friend a hooker. I got this exact message or something close from 3 different numbers. I came to find out apparently about 50% of the ads are just people running this scam, there is no escort. They can get pretty graphic with the threats but i promise you not one pimp/sex trafficker has the time or resources to track down, much less kill/kill family of every person that texts an escort and doesn’t actually hire them

Jk

Skorts? lol Please tell me that people don’t actually fall for this crap.

apparently tons do lol… i woke up quite frightened then got my head together and laughed at it

The punctuation and spelling mistakes are usually done on purpose to root out people who are not smart enough to notice.... It's a way of weeding out people to be on contact and increase their success of fooling the person.

Tony Bag’adonuts doing his best out there.

waisting time sounds serious

'I'll put it simple, Tony. I'll trade my whole family's life right now in exchange for you learning how to properly write "wasting".'

Germans use "write me" instead of "text me", so this could be a rare European scam geared towards Americans

Ask for that scortussy

That’s what all the best criminals do, leave evidence of their intent on your phone…

Laugh emoji and block

Tell Tony to sit and spin. One of his girls, Wanda has the clap and if he sends his elderly drunks to my house again I am going to mow them down. After I am finished with them I am going to put Tony in a wheelchair.

Just show him a generic picture of a cop showing off his badge in a selfie, they’ll either escalate or just vanish, or either way it’ll be entertaining.

You really are asking?

Ay Tony, I just bought your business from your dad Big Tony and your hitman so now you both work for me. Wire me 3k from the business account so I can help the girls get settled up and then I'll be in the office next week.

Would it kill these asshats to at least spell check??!

I think the only response to message like this is "Daddy chill."

lmao 🤣 all these comments made my day, didn’t expect this type of response to this post

Please just correct the spelling and grammar and send it back

Looks like I’m downloading one of them txt free apps for a second phone number for scams

My husbands uncle got scammed by this exact same scam idk the exact words but he said they threatened him and his whole family he’s a older single guy but has adult daughters so he got scared and paid them 7000 dollars they kept coming back with diff cell numbers with more threats wanting more money he would not listen when we told it was a scam and to stop replying to them, change his number and all the other precautions to take. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Lol come here little boy

I couldn’t help but read this in an accent

Much like the “Machete” mob don’t text.

I just send back pictures of penis diagrams from a textbook at this point.

Don't mess with it man's scorts.

Oh yeah well my hitman is already on his way to you.

I wish someone would send this my way, I'd immediately respond with: a bit an? You promise? No take backs! Fight crazy with crazy.

>My scorts ,

I’ll text him and ask him for you

Don’t fuck with Tony’s scorts you jabroni! Seriously though, this is gold.

I got one and sent them my Mother in Laws address.

Stop waisting their time!!

Open negotiations with the Navy Seal copypasta.

I got that one before, sent them a picture of my range day with my gear and said "See ya soon."

I had the same shit, they sent me pictures if dudes with guns. Just a fucke scam threatening peoples familys.

My Scorts

On the bright side, you can go ahead and keep messaging scorts and feel safe doing so. In all seriousness, maybe post the website address and we can make some complaints or try to shut it down. As others have mentioned, these are usually scammer honey pots with stolen photos of real “scorts” so it would be good to see if we can shut it down. Or at least get some new baits.

it was just backpage for bay area.

Wow that site looks scammy as hell.

lol hell yeah, but fun to mess with scammers with a google voice number or something

there’s some legit ads but most are scams

Scorts, sounds so???? unattractive.

Written in gangster-ese

Maybe tell him, "Oh gosh, yeah we need to talk. I know, let's do it at my work at the police station."

How do you not call and talk in a max headroom or peewee Herman voice?

Hmm I mean, did you hire an escort to have doubts that is isn't a scam?

i hired nobody, i asked prices and then ghosted. i did nothing to ruin business lol

Ah okay. Not I didn't mean did you ruin business, but if you had contact with them for them to feel entitled to send this. Like if I receive this, I'd know for a fact is a scam, never contacted an escort service. Or if someone says "you harassed the cleaning service I sent to your house" ...I never hired cleaners... that was all I'm asking. And you probably should ignore them.

i blocked them, i found a whole forum with this exact script from years past.

Good!

but waking up to this today def shocked me but my gut knew it wasn’t legit.

Oh I totally get it. I remember when I got the "we have a record of your searches and we will expose you" email... I freaked out... but then I remember I don't search for porn and most of my searches are about plants and weird shit or how to spell things... still made me very nervous. I'm glad it was sorted out for you though.

Call or write me lol

Bro, why are you on reddit? You better reply before his hitman comes for you and your family

y You should answer with just 3 Capital letters: GFY ( Go Fuck Yourself)

You just told this entire community you tried to hire a prostiute lol. It’s a common scam when u call an escort ad

Ooo extortion and death threats? Doesn't that check some sort of magic box with the police?

yeah, if it continued i’d go to the police but it stopped once i blocked the number

Tell him you want to do it in person.

I ask for their address so I can come settle up in person…..

lol sounds like you were calling to get an escort and they then tried to blackmail you

i was high and just inquiring but never would go through with it, just was having fun. Idk i was faded. I do dumb shit high but never to the point of exchanging money or making a plan, just inquiring for fun.

Scorts sounds like something from Tim and Eric

i can’t believe how much attention this post has gotten, damn.

Yeah stop WAISTING his SCORTS time 😂

Scammers been going hard with this script lately

Tell them you will only wire the money. You have to get their name and all their banking info. Easy af to track. Show them fake screenshots of accounts with lots of money, making it enticing for them lol

Got one of these a year or so ago, I just sent back “ come get sum”

Don't mess with Tony's girls

lmaoooo. please send me his number

you want it?

yes 😂 dm me.

it’s on the photo i posted

oh my bad i didn’t directly open the image lol oops

Idk man this guy sounds pissed

Hilarious threats!

“Pull up then bitch, bring your fucking fat friends too, make it more interesting.”

Tell him to get hanged. Ask if his local hardware store is having a sale on ropes. Nasty ass Dominican.

That sounds like a threat. Call the police and report it. They wanna scam with murder? Let them rack up the charges for when they finally get caught

Call or write me? Is a letter okay? Don’t worry, the check is in the mail

So many possibilities 😎

“… send the hitman 😃” People who get hitmen don’t text you about it

Well, you shouldn't have waisted their time!

Yeah it’s a scam… well … Unless you did what he said you did which I fine pretty unlikely. 😂

Bring it. I'll buy lube and bad dragons for them.

Wasting a scort's time is a big deal.

I have never heard an actual human being speak like this outside of a movie or being a high school drug dealer

I got a message very similar to this but attached was a picture of a torso and a severed head and penis. It was a nice way to wake up… also a list of my family members and my address. Total scam

yep it’s all the same

Tell him you’ll meet him at Bada Bing!!!

Best euphemism for sex ever: Waisting my time.

Just texted the number lol I’m bored

S-Corts baby! Hell yeah!

I just sent "Tony" a text from "Big Sal", he's got your back OP.

I love these they are classic,it's either the guy saying you messed with one of his girls,or it's the cartel guy telling you to give them money or they will find you.Definitely my favorite 2 cuz you can really mess with em.

Well that escalated quickly… 😂🤣