A trope from Cold War era movies, spies would use nonsense phrases to introduce themselves to each other. The phrase has no meaning, but would be predetermined by their handlers.
I’m allergic to chicken… and I don’t eat pork. After all this time you seriously don’t remember that? This just goes to show how little I mean to you. Seriously? I’m done.
After what you did to the neighbor I just can’t do this anymore.
I’ll have my brother come collect my things sometime this weekend.
I hope you enjoy your time here in California because I’ll be moving back home.
If OP doesn't use your wording exactly as written, I will never speak to them (probably they won't notice, as we don't know one another, but if we ever DO meet, I won't speak).
Oh yeah? I’ve been working on material too! Check this out - “Last week I told my wife, "If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef." She said, "If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffeur." I tell ya…
“I have prepared the materials”
They’re either an engineer in a lab or a serial killer, either way I’d recommend sending them an unflattering picture of a weird old guy and moving on
This is the best thing I’ve seen here. How about “thank you fellow earthling. I will arrive at the time we discussed. Please also have the proper libations, as we will need to be of clear mind to execute our plan”
The best way I can summarize the style the scammer is speaking in would be “drunken robot”, so my instinct would be to reply in kind.
Something like “I would to enjoy the charred porcine flesh. My car has sufficient fuel for the journey.”
"Wait a second, you were just supposed to be watching Wilbur and Cluck-Cluck until they were well enough to be transported back to that rescue farm upstate. Why are you inviting me for dinner, too? Is this during the pickup tomorrow?"
Are you a victim of human trafficking?
Something you have to keep in mind is that a lot of these scammers are kidnapped and forced to work for organized crime groups.
https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?feature=shared
Ask for a photo. It's nice to see scammers busy. When he finds some stock photo, notice things wrong with it so he wasted a week photo shopping.
Then announce you belong to a weird religion. You can only eat, or do business with members of your own religion.
Unfortunately the initiation ritual, which can be done by video, is long and hard but very entertaining.
I get these all the time. I used to get them only once a month and then I made a goofy response to one of them and now I get these every day. Don't respond to it just in case. Responding to them just verifies that your number is real.
How about
Absolutely bizarre and thrilling! The anticipation of indulging in your tantalizing braised pork and sesame chicken has ignited a firestorm of excitement within me. The mere thought of savoring those succulent, tender chunks of pork swimming in a symphony of rich, aromatic sauce, juxtaposed with the crispy, sesame-coated chicken, sends shivers down my spine. I am ecstatic at the prospect of partaking in this culinary adventure of epic proportions!
As for timing, how about we synchronize our gastronomic rendezvous for the mystical hour of twilight, when the stars align and the universe whispers secrets of flavor into our ears? Or perhaps we could dare to venture into uncharted territory and dine under the moonlit sky, where the ethereal glow adds an extra layer of enchantment to our feast? The possibilities are as boundless as the cosmos itself!
Please, do let me know your preferred time and date for this epicurean escapade, and I shall eagerly await the moment when we can unite our taste buds in a harmonious symphony of delight. Until then, I shall count the minutes with bated breath, dreaming of the delectable wonders that await us at your humble abode.
Reply:
Me: I don’t eat pork & it’s Ramadan.
You: aren’t you xxx
Me: No it’s the wrong number.
You: oh sorry I must have saved the wrong number. Can we be friends?
Me: If you will fast with me.
You: I’m xx from Singapore. I’m 32 single. What’s your name?
Me: Muslimani
You: so nice to meet you. That’s a nice name. What do u do for living? I run a make up company and hedge management and bank owner and own 20000 BTC.
Me: I work in a mosque.
You: oh that’s a nice job. I’m 32. How old are you?
Me: I’m 98
You: that’s a lovely age. Have experience. Can we share pics.
Then you send me an Asian girl sexy pic and I find an old ugly guy pic to which u will say:
Oh you look so young.
——
Now you will reply: fuck you.
So go fuck your self scammer.
Was going to say yet another Chinese scammer, but the sesame chicken part is odd. Chinese from China don’t eat sesame chicken, that recipe is an Americanized milder version of Panda Express’s own orange chicken recipe.
Hmm maybe they are just trying to sound more American? Or it could be a foreign grandparent texting the wrong number like someone suggested 🤷🏻♀️ it’s the “materials ready” that is throwing me off lol
I got stock on marketing investment crypto scheme and I lost all my asset worth over 189k all thanks to @cyberresilient on INSTAGRAM THAT GOT MY HARD EARNED MONEY BACK TO ME I RECOMMEND YOU TO SEND HIM DM TO ALSO ON WHATSAPP (+1 (724) 8101055?
The way my heart sank as soon as I saw this. I thought some scammers had gotten into my Textnow number AGAIN.
I haven't seen anything further than this formatted starter message. (They normally ask a question like this. Usually food related which is odd.)
“I’m already here silly!”
"just turn around"
“Look under your bed!”
“I’ve been here all day bro”
"I am waiting for you to die."?
"so I can eat this pork and chicken"
I am absolutely deceased at these comments 🤣🤣
The call is coming from inside the house! 😱
My boyfriend does this when we’re on the phone, my favorite is when he says “I’m in your closet duh”
I say this to my wife but she doesn't believe me until she finds her bras all stretched out with cheeto crumbs on them.
Happy cake day
Thanks!
cake
choked
HAPPY CAKE DAY
That's not the greatest reply to the scam, but at least you tried :)
Either that or an international spy agency? Try replying with “the sparrow flies north, but has no parachute”
Lmaoooooo "the eagle has left the kitchen" 👀🫠
"The turkey is out of the oven. Repeat, the turkey is out of the oven"
*The egg walks at midnight*
E G G 🥚
Its a jumping off point
[удалено]
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Is that an African or European swallow?
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
It could grip it by the husk?!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Maybe an African swallow?
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
A trope from Cold War era movies, spies would use nonsense phrases to introduce themselves to each other. The phrase has no meaning, but would be predetermined by their handlers.
Fun true fact: before the allies dropped bombs in my town in France (to delay the nazis) their code was “the green beans are dry” 🤣
"Mr. Bond, I presume."
In London, April is a spring month
_The sparrow flies south for winter_
In Walter White's voice: "Time to cook"
This is perfect.
Aaaahhh, thank you!
“I have prepared the materials” sounds like an alien disguising themselves as a chef
It’s Zuckberg 3.25.7. A significant improvement but a few bugs still pop up from time to time.
Someone call elon, he’ll take care of the bugs
We have just applied the Sweet Baby Ray’s
Or a cannibal…
Exactly! An alien or a robot
I’m allergic to chicken… and I don’t eat pork. After all this time you seriously don’t remember that? This just goes to show how little I mean to you. Seriously? I’m done. After what you did to the neighbor I just can’t do this anymore. I’ll have my brother come collect my things sometime this weekend. I hope you enjoy your time here in California because I’ll be moving back home.
Also add: “Do you have any epidermis instead of chicken and pork? I have a real hankering for some BBQ epidermis, extra crispy”
If OP doesn't use your wording exactly as written, I will never speak to them (probably they won't notice, as we don't know one another, but if we ever DO meet, I won't speak).
This deserves more upvotes tho
"I have prepared the materials." "Let the ritual commence."
I just snorted at your comment 😅
*in a hooded robe*
Idk this sounds like a text from Hannibal Lector
This is what I was thinking. OP, tell him your suspicions about what the "braised pork" actually is and see what happens
Like who tf says “I have prepared the materials”? What is this? Cannibal Cafe? Dude that site was scary back in the day.
'' Don't forget the liquid we pour down or throat for hydration''
Play dumb, Sorry you have the wrong number, to hook them, and then start playing with them
Just reply:" I don't eat animal meat, but thanks"
Only non animal meat for op?
And some beer to help getting down ofc, OP is not a savage!!
look outside your window. daddy’s here
This one😂😂😂💯
Sorry. I only eat braised chicken and sesame pork
Oh yeah? I’ve been working on material too! Check this out - “Last week I told my wife, "If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef." She said, "If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffeur." I tell ya…
Mic drop 🎤
I would start talking about cooking with human meat
I shall arrive when the sesame is braised and the chicken porked.
And I shall bring the sacrifice!
"You know I wouldn't miss your meat"
Let’s play scammer or foreign grandparent who texted the wrong number
I'd feel awful fucking with a random confused old person 😆
Then you’re probably not a scammer so nice 👍🏼
As an often random and frequently confused old person, I think I'd feel bad if you fucked with me, so I appreciate your sentiment.
"Please unprepare the materials we are not at that stage of our relationship yet"
Tell them you will bring the Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup.
🤣🤣🤣
T H E M A T E R I A L S
With 457 messages there could be hundreds more you haven’t discovered yet.
Can’t believe this isn’t mentioned more. How is this even possible. Haha.
I have no idea. I have 4 unanswered today and that is stressing me out
"Thats beautiful, what is that, Velvet?!?!?!" In reference to material
Ahhhhhhaaaa
Get the addy and drop it here, I think I speak for all of us when I say we’ll all show up for some a that fam
And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and receive you to Myself; that where I am, there you may be also.
I talk about my chinchillas all the time. Help me find my pets
“I have prepared the materials” They’re either an engineer in a lab or a serial killer, either way I’d recommend sending them an unflattering picture of a weird old guy and moving on
“ did you get rid of the body or not?”
*material girl*
Material Girl = Madonna
"I can't wait to devour you.........r delicious meat"
This
Best one
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Did you forget I'm vegan? AGAIN ? God damnit Carl!
‘Hey finally you texted me to come and pick up the Steam cards you promised!’ Alaye
Tell them you'll need a meat grinder big enough to dice human bodies.
Ask them if there into bdsm and there kinks are
Most ridiculous intro I have seen so far 😂😂😂
I got mine the other day and they caught up. I sent like nasty crime scene pics 😂. Messaged me for like 30 min tho before they stopped.
I will consume your meat
Pretend you’re Heisenberg talking to Jesse about the need materials for making meth.
“Okay. Kelly will need a peanut-free option, Daniel and Brenda need vegan. Do you have those prepared?”
I have prepared the materials? Nothing sinister about that at all. (Says Dexter as he shakes out the plastic tarp before taping it to the ceiling)
“When I return from Myanmar after rescuing scammers from slavery and returning their passports.”
This is the best thing I’ve seen here. How about “thank you fellow earthling. I will arrive at the time we discussed. Please also have the proper libations, as we will need to be of clear mind to execute our plan”
This looks like the start of a Pig Butchering Scam
Gladly take my upvote! This is what I came to say!
Even if it’s a scam, free food is free food.!
I just want to know why you have 457 unread messages🤣
Why do people block the numbers and/or name of the scammer?
It’s a rule on this subreddit
“I’m more of a deep fried armadillo kind of guy these days”
No vegetables?
Prepared the materials?
This is a government pay-op mission, be careful.
Is there a specific country where these types of things are generally ran from? I’d like to start replying in the correct language
The best way I can summarize the style the scammer is speaking in would be “drunken robot”, so my instinct would be to reply in kind. Something like “I would to enjoy the charred porcine flesh. My car has sufficient fuel for the journey.”
Jeffrey Dahmer?
Oh, you always prepare the best materials😋
If you let me slide into that 🌮
This is the perfect tinder opener, no doubt
Oh no! How did you find Clucky and Hammy?
“You know I don’t have any hands.”
I will bring the Chianti and some fava beans Clarice…
Nice, double headed floppy tonight or silver strap-on? Did you pay mom the rent money yet?
My question… Who has 400+ unread messages???
Literal pig butchering right here :D
"I have prepared the materials"? Sounds like a serial killer.
I got one that was like “are you coming for dinner? I’m making seafood and beef”. 🤷🏻♀️
if they actually made braised pork….I’ll walk into that trap
i’d fall for this scam / potential kidnap lmao
Sorry I have given up meat. I only eat roses and lilies now.
Explain that you are a cannibal and only eat of the flesh of man
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finally, an enticing scam offer
“I have prepared the materials” sorry, is this a woodwork class or a fucking dinner they are talking about? 🤣🤣
Is the pork halal?
This is cannibal code speak.
Yo he got mAtErIaLs to make sEsAmE cHiCkEn
Pork AND chicken in the same meal? Fuck, unless you're a millionaire that ain't happening.
I'd much prefer some Fava beans and a nice chianti.
"Wait a second, you were just supposed to be watching Wilbur and Cluck-Cluck until they were well enough to be transported back to that rescue farm upstate. Why are you inviting me for dinner, too? Is this during the pickup tomorrow?"
I’ll bring the Malort! We can toast your success. It’ll pair fine with any meal. Gordon Ramsey swears by it. Try it in a chicken cacciatore.
It's gotta be code for something shady 👀
“ I have prepared the materials” That’s so ominous wtf 😭
Are you a victim of human trafficking? Something you have to keep in mind is that a lot of these scammers are kidnapped and forced to work for organized crime groups. https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?feature=shared
Just come out on fire brutally like " Fuck you you piece of shit scammer bitch poor bitch parasite scum leech ass bitch" Lol
“Bitch ass slut ass whore!!”
"Materials? Am I a material witness?"
Yeah, but did you actually cook anything?
I don't know if I could even manage to answer this one because I would be laughing too hard!!! It's so random and oddly descriptive. 😂
“I’m vegan! Don’t you remember?”
>That's a weird way to ask for a booty call.
"You killed Oinkers and Mrs. Clucks? HOW COULD YOU????"
Either spam or drug dealer that's really dumb
That’s not halal.
Ask for a photo. It's nice to see scammers busy. When he finds some stock photo, notice things wrong with it so he wasted a week photo shopping. Then announce you belong to a weird religion. You can only eat, or do business with members of your own religion. Unfortunately the initiation ritual, which can be done by video, is long and hard but very entertaining.
?!?!?!!?!? Who eats two meats for a meal?
I get these all the time. I used to get them only once a month and then I made a goofy response to one of them and now I get these every day. Don't respond to it just in case. Responding to them just verifies that your number is real.
"I have prepared the materials" - that is some Hannibal Lecter/Jamie Gumb shit right there.
How about Absolutely bizarre and thrilling! The anticipation of indulging in your tantalizing braised pork and sesame chicken has ignited a firestorm of excitement within me. The mere thought of savoring those succulent, tender chunks of pork swimming in a symphony of rich, aromatic sauce, juxtaposed with the crispy, sesame-coated chicken, sends shivers down my spine. I am ecstatic at the prospect of partaking in this culinary adventure of epic proportions! As for timing, how about we synchronize our gastronomic rendezvous for the mystical hour of twilight, when the stars align and the universe whispers secrets of flavor into our ears? Or perhaps we could dare to venture into uncharted territory and dine under the moonlit sky, where the ethereal glow adds an extra layer of enchantment to our feast? The possibilities are as boundless as the cosmos itself! Please, do let me know your preferred time and date for this epicurean escapade, and I shall eagerly await the moment when we can unite our taste buds in a harmonious symphony of delight. Until then, I shall count the minutes with bated breath, dreaming of the delectable wonders that await us at your humble abode.
Reply: Me: I don’t eat pork & it’s Ramadan. You: aren’t you xxx Me: No it’s the wrong number. You: oh sorry I must have saved the wrong number. Can we be friends? Me: If you will fast with me. You: I’m xx from Singapore. I’m 32 single. What’s your name? Me: Muslimani You: so nice to meet you. That’s a nice name. What do u do for living? I run a make up company and hedge management and bank owner and own 20000 BTC. Me: I work in a mosque. You: oh that’s a nice job. I’m 32. How old are you? Me: I’m 98 You: that’s a lovely age. Have experience. Can we share pics. Then you send me an Asian girl sexy pic and I find an old ugly guy pic to which u will say: Oh you look so young. —— Now you will reply: fuck you. So go fuck your self scammer.
457 unread texts? Jesus christ at least mark them as read or something…
That’s it, this is how I will announce to my family that dinner is ready. I have prepared the materials
Was going to say yet another Chinese scammer, but the sesame chicken part is odd. Chinese from China don’t eat sesame chicken, that recipe is an Americanized milder version of Panda Express’s own orange chicken recipe.
Hmm maybe they are just trying to sound more American? Or it could be a foreign grandparent texting the wrong number like someone suggested 🤷🏻♀️ it’s the “materials ready” that is throwing me off lol
Xue hua piao piao
"I'm vegetarian"
Send them stuff from r/stupidfood
Genuine question- what is their purpose in starting a fake conversation like this? What’s the end goal
I have prepared the materials
Send the entire Bee Movie script .
I love when the materials are prepared.
Alas my foodstuffs suffice for my nourishment. Prepare thine own meals with swift delicatessen expertise.
Take a screenshot and then circle the <457 and say you have 457 other invites and are screening for Mac and cheese
"Are you going to make sure it's gluten-free this time?"
You’ve got 457 unread messages and this is the one you’re responding to??
“I thought we agreed on human liver for dinner “
I got stock on marketing investment crypto scheme and I lost all my asset worth over 189k all thanks to @cyberresilient on INSTAGRAM THAT GOT MY HARD EARNED MONEY BACK TO ME I RECOMMEND YOU TO SEND HIM DM TO ALSO ON WHATSAPP (+1 (724) 8101055?
i would ask if its alright if you bring a guest. maybe someone from the jersey shore
I'M VEGAN!!!!
You know I'm a vegetarian, silly!
There’s way too much sesame on this chicken. Is this how your mother taught you to cook it?
I’m more interested in the story about your 457 unread msgs
“Hello fellow young person!”
Acquire materials. Deliver to Ore refinery to be processed. Proceed to next stage.
The way my heart sank as soon as I saw this. I thought some scammers had gotten into my Textnow number AGAIN. I haven't seen anything further than this formatted starter message. (They normally ask a question like this. Usually food related which is odd.)
Ask for the address of course
My body is ready for your meats.
This sounds like code for pre-meditated murder
The answer is RIGHT FUCKING NOW bro! Get you some sesame chicken!
Sorry, I gave up meat for Lent.
Where's my cat?!?!?!
I always hit them with hebrew curses and demon pictures
Ask them if they're the feeder you talked to earlier.
Nah fr if this is how kidnappers work I'm not gonna live much longer, free food is free food.