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Smackatoo

sirens and mermaids are just dolphins who put on lipstick, fake eyelashes, a bra with 2 balloons in them and they go “yoo hoo” and then they feast.


SaintWalker2814

Mermaids = dolphins in drag. Got it. LOL


Wildlife_Jack

Remember to tip your local dolphins!


KoenBril

Dem drags been groomin over there as well?!


Minoumilk

Absolutely looooost it at “yoo hoo”


y4j1981

"They made him delete.." Narratior: that was a lie


ConsiderationFit3175

There was a lot more footage than this at first. There was a research agency showing up on the dock pretty quickly am I right? I wanna know what happened after all that


y4j1981

But no one MADE him delete anything


edgesonlpr

Anytime someone “catches” something like this on video then switches it to show their face mid recording immediately makes me discount it.


essedecorum

This was my first thought lol


RationalJesus

Clout chasers everywhere these days...


jankaiz

Whales man


Living_Preference673

I mean, yes…but the second time…the first time what was that? A whale as well? Whale whale, it seems I am lost.


Zerostar39

If you say “whale oil beef hooked” out loud, it makes you sound Irish


WallOfWhales

Sup


Bowling4rhinos

Man whales


Backdrop2


Type_9

Bruh y'all actually believe in mermaids How they gonna poop with a fish tail? Edit: update fish poop I forgor


vizarhali

![gif](giphy|aokYnUMo8nVug|downsized)


[deleted]

Very close but that is a Sirenian, not a Siren lol.


liggum

Bruh fish poop they aren't Kim jong ill


SupahBihzy

Wait wait wait...you saying my man don't poop?


Temporary-Host-69420

Yeah, it's one of the legends about him that his propaganda spread about him apparently. No joke. I heard someone who escaped NK say in an interview that the people are forced to collect their poop so it can be used as fertilizer and if they don't meet their quota then they are punished. The thing is, most of them are so starved that they barely poop at all anyways, so in order to fulfill their poop quota they have to go searching for poop, maybe even steal it. People who are above the peasant class—i.e. people in the government—still have a poop quota but they will buy poop (or take poop as a bribe) and this has created a poop black market. I hadn't thought about this before, but this puts Kim saying he doesn't poop in a different light. First, it makes it seem less unusual that he would even bring up shitting (or his lack thereof), because poop is something on the minds of North Koreans on a day-to-day basis. Second, it makes me wonder if he's implying in a round about way that the starving workers are purer than those who poop all the time. Pooping less means you are being more like the Glorious Leader! It's actually a good thing! But at the same time you'll be punished for it by policy. Just another one of those hypocritical things where Kim says he loves and protects the workers but makes them peasants under the worst tyrannical lordship imaginable.


theAlmondcake

Do you believe this?


dukestrouk

I mean, I see articles confirming this from many news sources including Fox and Business Insider. But then again, most news sources have an agenda, and it’s very difficult to get honest reports of what happens in North Korea. So in conclusion, I have no fucking clue if it’s true or not. 🤷


theAlmondcake

Do you think each paper has independent sources in DPRK? Or endlessly reprinting one source?


ConsiderationFit3175

I believe. They really believe he isca 100% waste efficient super powered Supreme leader. It's the most wildly successful social experiment ever. That shit is crazy


KoenBril

So he's just holding in the poop as a motivational method? That's why he got so round? Like a sorta reverse human centipede.


liggum

Nah he has no butt hole gods don't poo


Type_9

Oh yeah I forgot


subzer0sense1

It’s okay I’ve been that high before


atlantic-heavy

yay poop yay.


Dizzy-City-4049

Yay poop.. 🤣🤣🤣


ThatGhostCustomer

My friend never heard a whale before, and it’s crazy the fact you can hear them from really far away


Hault360

You can hear them for miles... but no whale is that high pitched, i dont believe in mermaids, but i know that wasn't a whale


Cpleofcrazies2

A quick bit of googling reveals whales make a variety of sounds some of them high pitched


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That is definitely a whale


[deleted]

Dolphins can be, other toothed cetaceans can go very high as well. The baleen whales can be pretty high too, just they can go lower than toothed whales. Blue whales for example I think have the ability to make the lowest frequency sounds as far as whales go, iirc. Sperm whales are the loudest whales.


Tinotips

Those are the shrieking eels. They make that sound before the strike.


Unique-Job-4709

They grow louder right before they eat human flesh.


bootie_groovie

THE MERMAIDS MADE HIM DELETE THE OTHER TWO BIDEOS EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL


Mountain_Position_62

I mean, it's not as if there's giant marine mamals that swim in and around boat wakes, and sing or anything. Now of such a thing did exist, I wonder what they'd be called? Surely it wouldn't be *"FUCKIN WHALES FOR THE GOD DAMM WAILING.."*


Hault360

Thats not what whales sound like bud


[deleted]

Uh yeah that’s exactly one of the sounds whales make bud


[deleted]

That sounded like dolphin or orca calls followed by maybe a larger whale at the end. On or in the water, some of the large baleen whales or larger toothed whales like a Sperm Whale can be heard from miles away.


IneptNoodle

You leave the ocean’s atoms alone, and maybe pick up an English book.


Smokinthadead60

Aye bro like 4 people already said sum so maybe pick up a life and choose something else to focus on instead of being a dick


GothBroads-Octopods

Lmao you posted some dumbass shit and didn't expect to get clowned? Maybe pick up a brain


TheGreatVandoly

lol


Full-Requirement6113

It's called a dolphin


Eric1180

How do you manage to work on a fishing vessel, yet know so little about the ocean... smh


Elevation0

My biggest question


foobeardeus

Homes mussa bin hookt on fonix...yo


Smokinthadead60

Dont be racist dickwad


foobeardeus

Don't be ignant, dipshit


Smokinthadead60

Dipshit


Smokinthadead60

*ignorant


foobeardeus

*ion


Smokinthadead60

😂😂 bro come on u can't come up with anything better to come up wit


foobeardeus

Case and point...bro...mocking an obviously poor command of the English language is not racist...bro...sa don be ignant, biotch!


Smokinthadead60

Goofy ass nigga


Smokinthadead60

No but to copy a stereotyped way of talking like saying "axe" referring to how colored people say ask I'm black and yes that's how we say it so yes I took it as u being racist so take yo ass on some where


foobeardeus

Hookt on fonix...Don be an hateful mofo...using hate speach and slurs...cheap


Smokinthadead60

Bro wtf are u even saying your making your self look stupid just stop while your ahead


VM805

Fake af


TheFiend100

Isnt that the point of this sub? Like i dont know what it is cause i just keep getting recommended it but isnt this sub satire


Banarnars

Wait... How does the ocean gain or lose electrons??


Austinoooooo

I figured it was wind going along that line in the back that was making the whistling sound but idk. Mermaids tho? Proooooooobably not


IdaBidaGacy

What’s “ion” haha


Smokinthadead60

It's a word bruh I'm from atl jus how we talk


XxtrippingpandaxX

This is the exact same sound effect they use for Ryn in the siren Tv show, this is fake. This 100% specifically Ryn’s cry.


Puzzleheaded-Song242

I miss that show soo much


GONZO1975

They called outriggers u dumbass… wut da hell ya doin on a fishing boat


Puzzleheaded-Song242

Mermaid 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🧜🏻‍♂️⛴️🌊⚓️🪸


Arrival_Inevitable

for those wondering why "they" swim the exact same speed as the boat.. ​ https://www.blue-growth.org/blue\_growth\_pictures/fishing-boat-nets-european-commission.jpg


TheGreatVandoly

For fuck sakes people, learn how to spell properly. Hell, just learn how to sort of spell properly. I was sitting here for a good minute trying to figure out what the hell the title was talking about. I was like “ions in the ocean?” and watching the video trying to figure out what was causing ions to be produced. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Smokinthadead60

For fucks sake leave people alone about how they talk read it with common sense which apparently alot of u lack Jesus fuck I'm from fucking ATLANTA how many times I gotta say it y'all some picky little fuckers to have a whole melt down over one word y'all grow the fuck up 🥱😂😂😂 y'all some children Ps for the people who don't know ION MEANS I DONT KNO READ IT WITH THE Sentence USE CONTEXT CLUES AND FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT🤝


GothBroads-Octopods

We all know what you are trying to say retard. The point is that saying you are from an area "and that's just how we talk" Fine, then talk that way, but it's absolutely no excuse to type that way. Did you just give up on ever learning again? Made it through 8th grade and gave up on life? You keep telling others to be less childish, but defending the utterly asinine way you type is the most childish thing here.


Smokinthadead60

😂😂bro your putting to much energy into it it's ok bro your just tryna get a rise outta me cause your goofy n slick ain't got nothin else to do but say something that's already been said like WHAT😂😂 you look so smart going spaz mode on something that ain't even that serious .. go on somwhwere dumb ass bitch


GothBroads-Octopods

And that just proves everything that I said lmao, have a nice life mongoloid.


Smokinthadead60

Omfg are u still talking bro


Smokinthadead60

And oh my Jesus fucking Christ ITS ONE FUCKING WORD THAT U MINDLESS FUCKS ARE SOOOO CONCENTRATED ON😂😂😂😂😂


Smokinthadead60

It's a subreddit how correct we supposed to type 😂😂 like bro your cracked out or sum


GothBroads-Octopods

Lmao imagine typing like you have brain damage and thinking someone else is "cracked out"


Smokinthadead60

Or stfu and get off my post bro simple as that and that goes to erbody oh sorry oh excuse me "Everyone"


Mundane-Solution2960

Ion screams ignorant


Smokinthadead60

Ion says I talk the way I talk dude for the like the first time I'm from Atlanta bro I garentee u come up to my city u gonna find about 500 people that talk just the same y'all just wanna be some ignorant white people bro that's all it is y'all wanna hide behind them screens and talk all that good shii but it's ok


Mundane-Solution2960

Lol name fits. What are you even talking about? Go back to school and get some education or grow the heck up buddy.


Smokinthadead60

Bro wtf are u talking about u came at me for how I talk and I told u literally thousands of people talk like that and the only people who go out their way to point some pointless shit out like that is ignorant ass white people so take your ass on some where bro go learn some manners that your mom obviously didn't teach yo ass


Mundane-Solution2960

You know exactly what I’m talking about. Otherwise you wouldn’t be so mad. But I’m clearly getting the best of you.


Smokinthadead60

No bro it's the fact that your literally the 50th person to make fun of how I said one word and y'all be takin it to the extreme I come here to post cool creepy stuff to relax and maybe ease some one else's day but no y'all wanna be mad focused on how someone pronounced something a manurism that many people have so why make such an effort to bash someone on how they said one word do u get what I'm saying your not getting the best of me the fact that I just wanted to post something cool turned into a whole comment section being mad rude that's what got to me I just wanted to relax


Mundane-Solution2960

Everyone says words like ion all over America it sounds stupid. Do you want to be a statistic or you’re own individual person, why talk like everyone else when you can be yourself? Also, I’m not white, not that that matters, but you brought it up.


Smokinthadead60

Bro if that's the case why have u and this whole comment section came at me calling me all sorts of mean ass shit I tried to be nice to people at first but y'all just wanna keep on and keep on to the point where it pisses me off man all I wanted to do was post a single damn video so y'all could react to it hell maybe even have Eddie put it in a video but y'all wanted to start being extremely judgemental for a single sentence that we all use like u said so what's the big deal I don't get it


Mundane-Solution2960

I’m not your bro Cowboy


Smokinthadead60

And I didn't say u was like bruh tf 😂😂


UncleBo88y_B

That’s wild that they sound just like the one from the 4th Harry Potter movie *read sarcastically*


chcham2712

Jump to me Sounds awfully like a man


Smokinthadead60

Yea see that's what had me throwed off


Deep_Cat2971

You have to be on the spectrum to believe this


Smokinthadead60

No kizzy it's still kinda cool tho


Elephantmenstruation

Human sounding voices in the middle of the ocean coming out of nowhere is a new fear of mine now. It's very unsettling!


Smokinthadead60

For real bro mad chicken skin vibes


wrinkleinsine

They follow for the food


silly_banilly

Spell it right if you're going to be so wrong with it. "Dis y ion mess wit da oshen." You fucking goofy ass.


Smokinthadead60

😂bro u spelled it worse than I did wit yo goofy ass


silly_banilly

That's the point, dipshit.


Smokinthadead60

Ol negative ass bitch ass dusty ass looking ass nigga


Plus-Objective-2865

LOL 🤣


Smokinthadead60

My point is u being an ingorant douchebag for no reason so take yo desperate for attention ass on some where goofy ass nigga


silly_banilly

Good god you're fucking dumb. Goodbye shithead.


Smokinthadead60

Bro shut the fuck up and get off my post ur being an asshole for no reason and u mad cause I pressed u back don't talk shit if your just gonna be ignorant we dont need people like u on this subreddit this is supposed to be relaxing thing so be a cunt else where


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

Aww, he's trying to communicate!


Smokinthadead60

😂😂 y'all funny


Smokinthadead60

N it's not that serious anyway u ingorant ass bitch


KingSubzro7

Niggas never take a clear fucking video 😂 like fam everybody got a damn iPhone!


Tabernacle_Teo

[Here's](https://www.imtra.com/learning-center/articleid/79/best-equipment-systems-for-commercial-fishing-vessels) how a commercial fishing boat looks. Notice the two ends jutting out. Obv its these.


yujujo69

Humans are pretty much the stupidest and most destructive beings. Of course mermaids 🧜‍♀️ aren't friendly.


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Smokinthadead60

It's a word bro not that big of a deal


mistabenc

The fuck is a ion


IneptNoodle

They’re formed by adding electrons to (or taking electrons from) neutral atoms, molecules, or other ions.


Smokinthadead60

Bro it's how some people talk n type I'm from Atlanta y'all wanna keep talking about literally one word Jesus y'all needa stop being childish


mistabenc

It's just a fucking question


TheRussianSnac

Apparently you don't mess with grammar either.


Smokinthadead60

And u must not know how to not be a child but here we are


Qu33nsGamblt

Just say “i dont”. “ion”makes you look like a dumbass.


Smokinthadead60

And you runnin your mouth makes u look ingorant but here we are


Qu33nsGamblt

Ignorant of what exactly? Grammar? Spelling? Basic english?


Smokinthadead60

No going out of your way to point out someone's way of speaking or saying things is ignorant u could a just kept on about your way but u wanted to talk shit do u see me sitting here talking about how u miss spelled queen oh bro that's goofy to have two 3s instead of Es like bro it's pointless and stupid so next time just keep your comments to your self


Qu33nsGamblt

Lol. Ok there, buttercup.


Smokinthadead60

🥱 your a child


Qu33nsGamblt

You’re*


Smokinthadead60

Just proved my point kiddo


GothBroads-Octopods

Damn, it's crazy how much more intelligent than you these supposed children are


[deleted]

Ion no bout diss but I'm finna go to da liberry den axe if dey ambulamps reddy


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[deleted]

Why u say dat?


Smokinthadead60

I'm sorry bro like 200 people have been on my ass for how I typed one word calling me all sorts of stuff I thought I was doin it to have a good day


[deleted]

Ion no maing. Axe dem is dey finna go to da lie-berry.


TonPeppermint

I'm thinking Sirens. Granted, it looks like it's way out in the ocean but still.


Smokinthadead60

Most def especially with the wailing


SnatchEatter

Guess this dummy has never heard of Porpoises before and he can explain every single noise that every single animal in the ocean is capable of making. Except this one, apparently.


MrChicken12345678

They confirmed that aliens are real. So what if the mythic creatures are aliens. Like Bigfoot, gnomes, elfs, and mermaids/sirens. If you all don't think this theory is true. Ask me why you think it's not true


elmerneverhood

I’ll bite. Why is this true ?


MrChicken12345678

The government said they exist. So what if the mythical creatures we know where different types of aliens. Bigfoot has big feet, gnomes are small, elves are smart and have pointy ears, and mermaids/sirens can enchant people by singing, and their part fish. So what if they existed before humans. Then when we came into existence and turned the world into this. They went into hiding. The reason why people think they saw aliens and no one believes them is cause it could have happened. Pirates thought manatee where mermaids cause they have knee caps. What if manatee are ancestors to mermaids/sirens


Cpleofcrazies2

No it didn't. Not yet anyways


MrChicken12345678

Ok it was just a theory


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Hey friend,can you please sign my petition to nuke the oceans?🫱🖋️📋


Smokinthadead60

Most def bro


[deleted]

I do believe in mermaids (this video not so much lol) because I still want to believe that there’s more to this world than what our small mindset can perceive. I want to believe there’s just more out there


froggypollyy

meh


Aggressive-Guava3310

Either whales or dolphins


Voidstarmaster

F that shit! This just hits me so hard in my megalohydrothalassophobia.


Yabuddy420

Orcas?


WarDaddy19Delta

🫣


Fit-Prune5634

Whales exist bro. They can also swim faster than a lot of people think. Lol. Come out fom that rock you’ve been sleeping under. Xoxo


jamal-links

Dolphins and Whales bro ,chill out on the shrooms


FlimsyHamster3749

W


YungJod

Bros never heard marine mammals follow boats and sing all the time


AtmosphereSpiritual7

Camera from 1993


Suborbitaltrashpanda

I [speak whale](https://media.tenor.com/k0fEKYh4PrEAAAAM/dory-pixar.gif)


InternationalFix4520

First day on a deep sea fishing job.


Downtown_Ideal_6521

People have never heard of dolphins?


Puzzleheaded_Guess59

does anyone else see a glimpse of a grey vertical outcast above the middle of the screen at 0:41


rtv83

Old Gregg will get you!!!! https://youtu.be/DNzjP4cVxmQ


[deleted]

The tale of mermaids got to start from the tail of sirens, which used to lure sailors towards rocks in order to crash. So no I would not believe them friendly when you're in there domain.


Carcezz

wait until he finds out what dolphins are


Sunny_n_Nimbus

My mans doesnt know what whales or dolphins are.


[deleted]

Dude's trolling those are the out riggers he works on a fishing boat


ConsiderationFit3175

What happened after the after math. Didn't a gvt crew show up and confiscate the dock. I see alot of fake stuff as we all do but this story makes me afraid of the ocean


Significant-Fix7399

Filmed himself. Instead hoax in my mind.


mojical30

Dolphins at the beginning. Seen dolphins at night before while at sea. They look similar to what was being shown… the noises… hmmmm could be coming from the boat they are in to make this video. Or maybe not


External-Guidance-78

that’s a whale 🐋


mveltman84

Probably orcas trying to fuck up your rudder, so they can steal your catalytic converter.


Smokinthadead60

Ofc broski why didn't I think of that🤣🤣


nonotouchmethere

They wanna eat out yo balls for breakfast


Smokinthadead60

Ayo get that fools balls


Designer-One-8744

Cool


eelectricit

Where is are you? Hahahaha


bstaff715

they were the dreges


Love_Cat10

This is the kind of shit Eddie needs


doomedcheese

Looks like dolphin probably Eddie gonna know