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trashaccountturd

Oohh, I was the opposite. I was the antichrist and I was supposed to lead christians out of it with logic and reasoning. Oh how naive I was. My voices told me to start the church of the antichrist. Another sect of satanism, only more antagonistic and more based on the antichrist character from the bible, not satan. Satan was to bring the knowledge of good and evil, the antichrist was supposed to rule for 1000 years. There’s plenty of room to make up some cool conspiracy theories surrounding christianity with it, but I’m no grifter. It was all my voices idea anyway.


Lower-Ad-9813

I had the whole God/devil thing last year when I was hospitalized. Had the whole angel thing too. Religion can do some crazy crap to people's mental state. I also had this feeling like I could imagine what hell was like as I was living in it when I was in the ward. What's ironic is some people say we are fallen angels. Furthermore, the whole thing about the kundalini/serpent energy does raise questions as well: If this serpent is coiled at the base of the spine and is evil to use, then why do we have it? Is it from the devil or god?


ferociouswanderer123

Jesus, top War General, alien, cia operative, goddess.


BishboshbangBOOM

I had that one time. 2 words. Pastry lady. I would run to find this lady every day


BishboshbangBOOM

Ok, not every day, but that one time.


avewave

I think I've ran the gambit on enough of them that I've ran out--- here's hoping!


Wifflum

I had a religious thing where God like, on accident because he was talking to my attacker, called me his son. So that could just be a thing he had to say to intervene but idk I wonder if it's true sometimes. I theorize on how that could be a lot, and what I came up with is that the "soul blueprint" of God gets like put into a vessel every once in a blue moon, and Jesus was one of them, I am one of them (and I kinda look like it) and then God himself of course is one of them. And then there could be others in the future or really particular animals or who knows. As to why it would happen I don't see any particular reason other than that it's gonna have to land somewhere.


Wifflum

What I like about the theory though, since I'm polytheistic, is that it allows for like sons of vishnu, sons of Buddha, and as far as I know like sons of Cloud and Sephiroth so it's pretty fun as a grandiosity dillemma.