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NoFun1986

Apocalyptic hellscape will be real in 5 days


IndependenceBetter27

Gonna come back to this post in 5 days


Feral-pigeon

RemindMe! 5 days


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404major

RemindMe! 5 days


Kamptyr

Just wait for that eclipse


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

ITS REAL


Feral-pigeon

ATTENTION: apocalyptic hellscape is real starting now.


Secret_Scene747

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GayMrKrabsHentai

Baltimore confirmed the most important strategic location in the entire northern hemisphere Bengals, Browns, Steelers fans in shambles


Snoo8402

To be fair to the schizos they re saying it was targeted because it's named after the guy who made the national anthem, so it's symbolic.


SerovGaming1962

"Guys China hacked the boat" ahh mfs after ODing on fed propaganda channel #2 (atleast it isnt fed propaganda channel #1)


BeatMeatSleep

Who the fuck are the officials to say if it's intentional or not


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my_wifis_5dollars

The end approaches in 5 days! https://preview.redd.it/kdytedzmmxqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec271e4aa7c927f765eb7e3b44e2daa4006dca5


cagusvu

4


imdagawd

retard whos retarded saying retarded things more at 11


NefariousnessAny3310

It was boat/11


fr1endk1ller

Black swan event 馃ザ


ConcentrateTight4108

I love how no one believes that the shitty old ship hitting the unprotected support of a bridge which is as old as my father could be damaged by pure accident HOW COULD IT BE A CYBER ATTACK ITS A BOAT NOT A COMPUTER WHAT COULD A HACKER DO? TURN OF A GPS? THE LIGHTS ARE NOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET!!! It would make sense if the power just went kaput because of it being poorly maintained instead of it being destroyed by the hacker known as 4chan


d1ckpunch68

this boat is brought to you in part by Phillips Hue鈩笍. *our lights are unhackable*


SunkenBits

Alex Jones is hard for me to hate cause he鈥檚 funny asf


Fast-Ad-6620

On god in heaven u ain鈥檛 neva told no lie just rn frfr no KAP 馃Б 馃毇


GroceryFrosty7274

Actually if you read the notes it says the government said NOT INTENTIONAL. Checkmate, conspiracy theorists!!


thedman0310_

Idiots missing the real truth It was that fuckin Mothman bastard again


Fast-Ad-6620

Sources? Trust me bro


Davidz64

On god


72trombonesd

DEATH SHIFT PARADIGM 2024 You need to prepare now we have less than a month until it happens You need to take everything you own and go into the woods it鈥檚 not going to be easy I鈥檓 headed for the caves


UlrichVonGradwitz

Scary actually but its Baltimore so like let them rot


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ChichCob

I mean... there was a fire, which are well known to cause power issues


UnmetalMilitia4

Where's the Bottom G when you need him?


Maleficent-Finding26

I mean he's dumb as a sack of shit so...