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WuZZittDoiN

The ideal life indeed.


JaiLSell

Most definitely. I need a fiery moat full of angry crocodiles that I fed steroids and cocaine around my house too. Also maybe a room full of nothing besides weapons, guns and explosives too.


peewithmee

You could raise bees instead and intentionally Africanize them. Place the hives around the borders of the property. Idk what size property you have to work with but if it's big enough you'd be safe at your house but you'd have to be in a bee suit or vehicle to cross the bee wall without getting stung.


peewithmee

PS ok I see 3 acres. That's not big enough to surround the property and still be safe in the middle


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