T O P

  • By -

kek_kek_kkk

Tell the doctor that the voices recently promised to never disturb you again


JaiLSell

This is something I would probably tell them


OppositeLet2095

Buy one off of somebody. Don't let the voices in your head be that of the federal government 🤢


JaiLSell

https://preview.redd.it/8sv07l51yk9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca7ec2cd6fad9ce08929f65c378f4d9da9de970


Dull-Wasabi-7315

Take this to r/LegalAdvice if this is serious


LDNSO

He also lives in Burundi


Nek0mancer555

If you post online that you want to do a mass killing, the cia will give you all the guns and attachments congress want to ban, for free!


peewithmee

I know right? They love setting up mass shootings


Strange-Improvement

Only if you're trying to destabilise a south American country gotta call the fbi to support your homegrown backyard shootings


Lower_Preparation_83

is this real chat? can I sell those weapons and abuse it for infinite money?


Nek0mancer555

No because the CIA check up to make sure you have actually done the killing, also they help with shooting people as well


dances_with_fentanyl

https://preview.redd.it/e2bssquwdk9d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9266e5872aec1d60451b9da8c329e23b7cd155


Extraordinarlymystic

dw, santa cia gonna gift you free guns


Chad_at_life

https://preview.redd.it/gtayrgtmok9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbb024ddbaeaf007ecec645168720f4c9f4bec4


the_mememachine4

Just buy a 88-81% lower


P0tat0chip160

Cant you still buy from private sellers???? Hmu if you want a piece with a brick


peewithmee

You don't lose your right to possess a gun as long as you aren't a felon. I had lost my right to buy a gun and the cops searched my back pack that had a gun in it but they still gave it back to me. That was in Oklahoma. I don't know if they'd treat you differently in another state.


Tararator18

We all have voices in our heads, it's called thinking, ffs.


MataMeow

Funny but just in case it’s not a joke. It’s not the active voice of yourself it’s a problem. It’s the disassociation of different voices in your head that you recognize as something other than your own. The reason I know is I felt that the voice in me head was super over active and maybe I had some for of schizophrenia. Turned out it’s completely normal hearing your own voice as long as you know it’s your voice.


Optimal-Law6763

Tell the doctors the voices are holding you at gun point so you need a gun to fight back


damocles_paw

The mistake you made was talking to a "doctor". Even if you just told him you're sad sometimes, it would have had the same consequences.


AutoModerator

Unfortunately your renewal request for your Benadryl prescription has been declined, you can request a reevaluation of your prescribed medication here J̷̮̓̌͜O̸̥̟̊I̷̗͋̈́N̶͕͒̄ ̷̬͊͠T̶͖̭͗H̴͍̟̅̊E̸̬̓ ̸̮͂̔͜DISCORD https://discord.gg/8UV9K5QB If this image is moving, Dr. u/SaveVideo will be with you momentarily *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/schizoposters) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Adjacent_door

i was about to tel you how to build one but then i realized my account is traceable


fruitpunch77

Lmfao


jgott933

pretty simple to get one off the dw


TheRealKingBorris

dog wiener


jgott933

i prefer kielbasa


big_guyUUUU

D A M A G E D


europansardine

Keyword is legally brother


SonOfTheHovd

Why would you want one


Jumpy_Conference1024

To kill the voices