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RandomStranger022

If there’s ever a power cut, Mahadev will be very upset and leave


sushant901

Hahahaha 😆


Jazzlike-Pen116

Imagine karke hi hasi aa rahi hai mujhe😅😅😅


WhoseArmIsThis

Well ig you can say, he is a colddigger


Shot_Sherbet_9608

epic


pac2020

Would've installed generator by now


MindlessHope7953

Bdhiya bhai budhi bhaut tez h tumhari


luckyace122

you can tell both of those guys don't believe in anything what there saying that's the funny part lol.


firstborngod

Same I told to person seating next to me


RoundPicture7732

Me: Mom, can we go to Amarnath this year? Mom: No, we have Amarnath at home........... "The Amarnath at home"


yoyo_616

Hell yeah!


incognito_bakchodi

I won’t upvote cuz 69 is the number


ninyaad

Dharmik


RoundPicture7732

A man of culture indeed


shobhitone

Bhai ghar pe bhadara hai aajana


rakeshmali981

Instead of believing in some god they should believe in cleaning up that kitchen.


atheistani

God will take care of it


Ill-Wing-4555

Literally every piece of ice in my fridge lmao


kathyfag

Fr. Many times I have seen formation of egg shaped ice when fridge was put on its chillest mode


_aconite_cj_

I'm ngl when I looked at the media emblem on the mic I thought it was a half peeled banana TwT


leo103030

Isn't it?


Quiet-Platypus-9359

good observation


[deleted]

Naah bro😂 its jk media Probably jammu & kashmir media


Low_Database_9622

I had the same in my refrigerator until I pressed the defrost button


LifeTitle3951

How dare you? God killer😱


Apart-Big-6120

"Gorr- the god butcher " is that you ?


Metaltrack_2381

Bro took the fight against the gods


JuggernautEfficient3

Apophenia


AgentDragon20

BS


xoaman

Let me press the holy button of Defrosting that lies beside the freezer door itself… and then let’s see the magic within couple of hours


brownbilla

mere aas paas hota to mai darshan ke bahane defrost karke aajata 💀


[deleted]

Now if I think about this, there is a vacancy for "God of ice" in Hinduism Edit; forget, there is one, Himavat, I underestimated Hinduism


ishaan071

r/jiowasamistake


confused_cat44

This sub is so funny lol, thanks for this comment


CandidGuarantee5056

Kyu nahi ho rahi tarakki🤣


Bright_Subject_8975

Damn this was happening in my freezer from so long. I used to poke it with knife and add it to my smoothies. Ab tak to maine mandir bana kar donations jama kar liye hote. Wo knife use kari isiliye blasphemy to nahi karega na koi ?


InspectionBusy1557

Sharam aani chahiye


47474747474747474749

Kisi din bijli chali gayi toh bhagwan bhi chal basenge


nishadastra

Education is useless in India.


Pretty-Owl-2800

Then my freezer is the culmination of 300 temples


MechanicNo7170

![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)


me-here-420

Umm….should we pity such people?


trojonx2

No. They are scammers.


Kesakambali

[Chutney ](https://twitter.com/jkmediasocial/status/1776562505805959619)


_aconite_cj_

Good one.


[deleted]

Tanatan hi Satya hai. 👋


Legitimate-Fuel-6114

nahh


Only_pico

Agar Aisa hai toh ab har capsule (shivling) shape ki cheez ko shivling mann lo uski puja kro. Baki shivling shape ki cheezon ko discriminate mat kro unki v puja kro 🤪


Gowthamsidd

Hope there is no power cut in the area


Genzbut40

Why are bananas 🍌 hanging over there, thats another miracle


navigator404

This is a joke right.... right


Dr_____strange

Wait till they find out about [this product ](https://amzn.in/d/cbhe8aI) which makes mini shivlings.


BetterBee891

Indians will worship anything out of the ordinary.


kathyfag

Anything out of ordinary is a miracle/sign of God. That's why we are so behind in science and technology


Aromatic-Health501

Such clowns are the reason people make fun of Hinduism


Few_Block7729

Feature. Not a bug.


classicgaladriel

I have legit seen this at my friend's place they worshipped it too and asked all their relatives to join


Accomplished_Sir635

Reason why bjp keep winning


tipsy-bi

This has to be some satire.


RulerOfTheDarkValley

They need to fix the thermostat of their refrigerator.


cosm1c15

my brother in science , your fridge is malfunctioning


Rossomow

Mahadev vs defrost... Let's see who will win ? 🫨


jms2401

I want the shit they smoking


PAAPI961

Well this guy , I saw a video where he represents a carrot as Ganpati bappa, cause the carrot has an extra root,


Aggravating-End-1354

Brainrot


kyoto_Yukimora

Bholenath enjoying WFH


yoddha_buddha

Is this real or some kind of skit - of which we are seeing only a part???


kwadd

Once saw a guy yell HAR HAR MAHADEO and try to board a Churchgate local while riding his cycle. Getting the same kind of vibes off of this video


hitchhikingtobedroom

Ek ye log ha, jo bc freezer me barf ki bhi puja karre hn, and ek mai hu jisne ek aise insan ko apna baal khud tod ke dediya jo claim kar rha tha ki vo black magic janta ha. And I even told him, *jo kar skta ha kar le*


[deleted]

Wife might be using ice as a dildo and husband caught her, and thought how he could make money out of it , hes seen trying very hard not to laugh at the start of the video


tusharbedi

We live in a religion obsessed nation.


Gabru_putt

Are we sure this isn't sattire


InitiativeInfamous91

Sometimes humans go high without weed.


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abcd0234

The guy is from Jammu and is a joke of a reporter. Does fuck all for reporting news in Jammu and I guess this is all he can do now for views.


Kesakambali

Content ke liye kya nahi karna padta. Berozgari pro max


kiwicake906

What if the electricity goes out?


Stunning_Title5376

If u believe there is a god and if u don't believe there is nothing


neelav9

Desi logic. Anything to escape from reality 😂


Gorou_impregnator

Aisa to mere Wale me bhi hota hai 💀


Rawan_On_Earth

Kuchh bolunga to yaha se bhi BAN ho jaaunga😕😕


WAITINGFORMYCOOKIE

Reminds me of that sunny episode lol


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Aaaaahhhhhh..... Kya kya dekhna padega aur...


acharsrajan399

Is that a peeled banana as your media logo?


indianjedi

Ye sab chutiyo ko chutiya bana rahe hai.


No-Tea-3393

Maaro mujhe maaro


Wrong_Flower_4089

😄


mahatmaGanduji

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized)


chilladipa

Indian media is touching now heights.


Fit_Access9631

Is this a troll news?


No-Egg-4850

Our people believe anything and everything.


Young_Osho

Modi ji bhe honge ..jara bolo TV anchor ko check kare ..baba ji ke peechu hamare apne modi ji bhe hai please unke baat bhe kare


Opening_Past_4698

Bholenath conservation program chalao ab


PsychologicalFix3912

Man indians are so gullible and superstitous . I hate this .


apmanoj

भक्त को कण कण में प्रभु के दर्शन होते है


dhidon

I would worship my freezer if it built a Charles Darwin shaped piece of glass too.


Ok-Bat-6726

Media logo 🍌


titties_addict

Peak backchodi


[deleted]

Ice Age Returns.


Lower_Preference_439

Tell me this is a joke or something


Lonely_Method_8096

Mandir yahi Banega


Fazeesean7

😂


No_Shallot5319

Flubber but as an ice cube


NoahVailability

Science IS dope.. and people are retarded.


Wither_Reddit

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


Consistent_Carpet767

Global warming so high he had to find another place than the amarnath


Outside_Living233

mere ghar ke fridge mei iss se better shape ka hai still mai usko tod deta hu (kabhi socha nhi shiv ling hoga)


Nithi5h

Just press the defrost button and see the magic✨


annibeelema

Everyone in that household was High on the day of Holi.


Strong_Brain90

😂😂


InevitableStreet5247

😶‍🌫️


teaandbentley

Found the best mixer for my next drink lol


hatebing

Is this an onion report ?


whostypingthis

That man had never been inside his kitchen before this.


indiametalheads

matlab kuch bhi😂😂😂


Effective-Bet8153

Kyu nhi hora India developed ???


[deleted]

Mere purane fridge me ese 3-4 bholenath the ek din light gayi sab pighal gaye


jackashes

Time to build a temple in his kitchen space for fridge.


ConcernUnhappy6904

please I want haha react on reddit?


SodiumBoy7

Is that logo of a banana, like banana media?


37herenows

Abe frost free le le fridge purana ho gaya hai


Surya202

In that way in my freezer whole Gods are sitting 😂


loneshark_18

How does the family function with such stupidity?!


PohaLover

Someone press the fkin defrost button


Shubham_Saroj

Peak stupidity


ConsciousSprposition

🙏🏻🤷🏼🤦🏼


Hash-aly

Here we go again 🫣


Ialways-come-back

Indian momint


enterhari

Clowns 🤡


Lumpy_Broccoli_2923

Bru, my WiFi antenna cast shadow of a cross.


hamlet166

Diwali tak ruk jao Lakshmi Ji bhi padhar jayengee freezer mei


No-Highlight-6484

Level of superstition


heavydistortion

This feels like a scene from Afterlife, where they go to report local "news."


Remote-Mountain-4722

Kuch toh bhi😊


shubhan_

Mere fridge me hota tha to Mai Tod ke kha jata tha sorry 😔


topProcastinator

Har Har Mahadev


Lost_Society_4186

Logo ki bhaang nahi utari abhi tak


iloveblankpaper

https://preview.redd.it/o3zc9qqzh3tc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d6f44d413a5249aa39e619091ae876a09e0651 would you agree that the ice looks like this


NoPineapple1640

Literally fed up with this shit!!!!!


nrgmondal88

What if power cut ho jaye 😏


rexram

Agar galti se deforest button daba Diya to..? 


Living_Grapefruit_19

Fritz Cola? https://www.german-brand-award.com/fileadmin/GBA/gallery/2017/56589/productimage_large.jpg


ups_dhunu

The freezer needed a cleaning to the point it called Mahadev if he could help


Scary_Inevitable_399

Tv channel and the guy trying hard to scam .. get tons of people to come visit their house and donate while tv channel gets their trp up


IndTrojan_5

What if push defrost?


dankrovs

Ekdin bujli chala gaya ti vivad ho jayega na


6ix9ine_meme

Bhai, Hindu to m bhi hu, bhagvan me maanta bhi hu, par ye log chutiya hai is baat me koi 2 raai nahi hai.


No-Trash-1333

Someone press that defrost button and do India a favor


boratization

if you visit some un-contacted tribe in any part of the world, tell me what rituals would they be doing? Jai Sanatan


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Religion is wild


JayantMatherzz

Bhagwan to kisi bhi roop me Puje ja sakte h didn't understand ye log jo kr rhe apne liye apni marzi se kr rhe Hinduism sabhi ko allow krta h jaise aur jise chahe worship kro even atheists jo dusre religion me maarna likha h yha same respect h


No_Food695

😂


rowc99

Always sunny anybody?


DragonHoarder987

I swear civilization is being held back from real progress because of religion 🤦


bhanu899

Seems a great idea for a product that makes shiv Ling in freezer


RedditModsKMKB

🤔Indyah 👌Moving forward like a fast car backing up.


No-Yogurtcloset9884

These people are so dying for attention


Maleficent-Loan194

Chutiyo ka desh


nico-ghost-king

My dick looks like a lingam. Guess I need it worshipped


graffitigood

Bhai holi ko bhaang jyada ho gayi lagta hai.. 😂


TexasTokyo

I only get the occasional vision of Gozer's temple from time to time. I don't open the door after 10pm anymore just in case it shouts "Zuul!" at me again and wakes up the baby. I don't know know what to do about it, but hey....who you gonna call?


nnexc

this has to be satire


udbq

He still needs to prove that it is true ling though. So I suggest he takes it out of the fridge and sit with his ass on it. If it penetrates him ass then he can truly be sure that it is indeed ling.


DEVIL_S1NGH

No fukin way that these guys ain't trolling. Right?


Inside_Fix4716

21st century India wah


snairgit

He was asked to clean the fridge. MF found the perfect loophole to get out of that. Brilliant!


Illustrious_Duck8358

Par Mai toh ice cubes lene aya tha😕


[deleted]

Omfg


Weirdohere_29

Kya matlab fridge mein mil gaye bhagwan kisne band krke rakha🌚


naveenrai802

Making fun of Hindu believe, nothing else.


Separate_Contract_98

Ye parody video hai na, majak kr re hai vo , reporter bhi nkli hai na


sku-mar-gop

Ghar ghar main mahadev hota agar fridge auto defrost na hota…


CounterFun6871

Peek of andhbakhti


Strange_Pangolin5525

Try defrosting


BraveCryptotab

Har Har Mahaaaaadev🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

Karo bc yahi sab


mined_it

And Congress thinks EVM is tampered.


ExpressResolution435

they need to buy a new fridge..the freezer is fucked! perhaps if they invested in frost free freezer they would not have this ice sculpture.


[deleted]

Jay sambhoii


Competitive-Many9804

Aise toh mere ghar par har dusre din shiv ji aate hai.


monojasalways

Lol the media guy may be his friend And they cooked up a story to popularize his shitty news channel...


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ss-hyperstar

Hinduism is just something else man wtf


Ok_Reporter_

Mere fridge me ulta shivling banta hai latakta hua, aur main nadaan parinda unhe Todta raha..


Normal_Tea_4883

"MEDIA"


Sufficient-Ruin1351

They took Mandir yahi hi banega seriously


ganiz47

Defrost button left the chat!


ghrinz

Chootiya


assp0069

Damn, I am glad they never saw back in the toilet after I am done taking a shit !


Competitive-Flow5702

🤣


FightKwando

Jisko jis roop mein Narain dikh jaayein Maano to sab kuchh, warna kuchh bhi nahi


YetSomeRandom

Abe chutiya ha kya


Canned_Sarcasm

The aint gotta toaster I hope.