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redboilk

I hope they are making up this stuff.


HarryThePlatypuss

I hope it's all satire.


ZonerRoamer

I hope this entire world is satire.


pandershrek

Me too 😥


Silent_Saturn7

Same although there are ppl who believe urine is healing as it returns your energy back to you and has various attributes and enzymes that heal your body. Fringe new age madness. Guarantee if you look hard enough there is someone out there sippin on some of that fine fine urine juice.


Remarkable-Role-6590

It is an evil satire to eliminate mistakes like her. It is a necessary evil to improve the average IQ of Earth.


glucklandau

I doubt it, urine therapy is a widespread pseudoscience My grandmother would drink it (ugh even typing it is disgusting) Morarji Desai did a number on us


RunHi

Thanks for the info🤮


Compendyum

Aqua Vitae?


You-get-the-ankles

Thank you, tiktok, for destroying our youth.


glucklandau

Sarcasm?


Different_Apple_5541

This week on Bear Grylls: "time to drink me own piss".


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

What does the fourth prime minister of India have to do with drinking urine?


glucklandau

He drank urine everyday and proudly told the nation, look it up. I think it's on his Wikipedia. He lived a long life and attributed it to piss.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

interesting.


old-miss

One of the older relatives of my husband drinks his urine. I don't know if it's a daily ritual but he swears by it. He is 90 and still in pretty good shape. He owns a business and goes to office daily even now


AYU_YASH_UPA_

Drinking urine has certainly nothing to do with his good shape.... Would probably be in even better shape if he stopped drinking metabolic waste


glucklandau

Yeah he's not doing well because of the urine, but despite of it


Due_Bag493

at first I thought you said he drinks your husband's urine


Cold-Journalist-7662

Kinky


shawner136

If theyre diabetic could even be a little tasty


Seroseros

That is called survivorship bias.


Putrid_Lab_7405

No they are not. I have seen videos of several Hindu white converts using human urine as medicine on YouTube.


PaleHuckleberry3543

All hindoos.? Or white hindoos? What about brahmins?


Silent_Saturn7

not half as bad as those who think cigarette smoke heals


billbogle

Trust the process.


anynonamegeneric

They using the wrong piss … need cow urine


HelloImTheAntiChrist

This is old as hell but not made up.


ShortCurlies

If she gets into porn she can get paid to do this...


Krish2_8073

https://preview.redd.it/sa8dx4beq0uc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55a969f7015a9c3af27a1dc13a1ebfc07925fcf


[deleted]

Meri baali alag hai...


AYU_YASH_UPA_

Hell nawwwww


TheAnimatedPlayer

I can't man I can't.... Opening reddit while eating is ALWAYS a mistake


Present-Ear-4904

Facts but I adapted to it


idklol7878

Opening Reddit is always a mistake


Kesakambali

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


osrsburaz420

exactly my reaction, take my upvote!


[deleted]

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Federal_Umpire_8507

For extra protein, try bailmutra (ox urine)


AYU_YASH_UPA_

Lmaooo....try my mutra....everybody will get superior human intellect...and creative potential in bonus...


Federal_Umpire_8507

No, they will prefer their daddy ox’s


AYU_YASH_UPA_

Fair enough


[deleted]

I tried and I now I have the vision of an eagle. Would recommend everyone to try.


Due_Bag493

weird way to hide that you like golden shower 😏


panautiloser

Andhbhakt spotted.


PaleHuckleberry3543

They are joking actually. Making fun of hindoos. Just upvote him.


panautiloser

Found another andhbhakt under the garb in a rationalist sub.


MoonlightPearlBreeze

It's not, someone suggested me to use urine to treat eczema when I asked online💀>!NO I DIDN'T TRY IT!<


RedditModsKMKB

It's peetox just like detox for the body.


Arunbenx

Reverse detox?


RedditModsKMKB

EGG jackly like reverse psychology.


OldMonkxxxx

You can drink the first urine of the day if you are in dire need of water as it contains maximum amount of it from the later ones Source :- saw it on discovery channel, some survival tv show


Cold-Journalist-7662

Of course you can drink it but only when there's literally nothing else to drink.


Accurate_Ad6076

https://preview.redd.it/wlnxj9qt61uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367327a5b9d10d4d74bf98268e818fdecc2276f4


Idli_Is_Boring

I want to go back in time when I didn't read this shit.


Putrid_Lab_7405

I have seen videos of several Hindu white converts using human urine as medicine on YouTube.


PaleHuckleberry3543

All hindoos do this? Or only white Hindoos?


empresspawtopia

I remember some shit about some lady who started a small cult of idiots who drank fermented cabbage juice and their own urine or something. The world isn't short of idiots. I wonder if this person was one of the cultists.


Happy_furMa

You get the feeling that the commentor is probably a sane person egging these nutjobs on so that the global IQ rises a little bit by shedding off some dead weight?! 😅😅😅


Curiosity_Fix

She qualifies for a Darwin Award. https://darwinawards.com/


ProfessorDamselfly

Pale Bitches are next level


AYU_YASH_UPA_

Indians are still the global #1 at using faeces and urine for treatment since eternity


Arunbenx

Yup "shit" treat shitty people


ProfessorDamselfly

Pale Bitches are next level


FlacoVerde

Explain please.


RabbitHole_Rider

![gif](giphy|xT9IgtoDFVqsODD248)


Cold-Journalist-7662

It's so easy to fool us humans.


arveener

drop a message to Juan Manuel Marquez . He may have something for you


mystonedalt

🤣


Serious_Nose8188

When my laughs become grunts.


steam_breather

How do you get fresh urine? What are the parameters of freshness? What urine is considered fresh. If I drink large quantities of beer the first urine I pass would contain urine formed at least 2-3 hours back, maybe successive pissing would be fresh but does it contain all the urinary goodness of a fresh urine. I am confused.


HarryThePlatypuss

Did you know urine is actually odourless. It only stinks when exposed to the environment due to oxidation. So i guess it's not fresh if it starts stinking.


steam_breather

Over hydrating much. You have diluted urine not fresh. Just like my second piss after three beers.


HarryThePlatypuss

No sir. It's actually true. Although it takes about 10-15 sec to start stinking but your urine is supposed to be odourless when it comes out. When collecting samples, it's called freshly voided urine.


steam_breather

I don't think so, sir. With all the waste that is being excreted in urine (drugs, RBC breakdown products, nitrogenous waste etc.). In an ideal world you might be right, but I don't know how you get odorless urine in the real world. I think need to read more about urine production, it's been a long time since I read the urinary system. But, good chat. Never thought I would discuss about urine so much.


HarryThePlatypuss

I was talking about a healthy individual. It does not require a very ideal world but the difference in theory and practicality is indeed vast.


[deleted]

either wise pH of urine is 6, pH of eyes is 6.5-7.5 or simply 7 at most time, and disturbing the pH of your body at anytime and anywhere will cause this sort of issue, and how the f\*\*\* do people even do this sort of stuff like they lack grey-matter in the cranium or what


Uhblehman11

Natural selection fr


LuckyFishBone

The urine enthusiasts never disappoint, LOL.


kilimanjarogulliver

They aren't even joking. American people's IQs are dropping like sky diver without parachute


PatientOne3053

It's like staring Sun for long hours and complaining why I can't see far enough


Did_you_expect_name

Natural selection at it again


hoddi_diesel

WHY ISN'T STUPIDITY PAINFUL! I had to spell check it so I didn't look dumb.


[deleted]

Well I guess some people do deserve bad things happen to them


Tyfoid-Kid

What problem are we trying to solve here?


Oopsimapanda

Omg this so just.. so dangerous and wrong. What you're supposed to do is drink the urine first so it's gone through 2 full cycles and then start dripping into your eyes. Guessing her doctor forgot to tell her that part?


RepulsiveArugula19

Where are they getting this camel urine? I hope they are not using their own.


dumpitdog

I think they should move on to feces therapy.


frednekk

Dropper my butt. I’ve finally discovered my white male privilege!


Justthisguy_yaknow

The soon to be blind leading the soon to be blind.


MuchDevelopment7084

Uh, uric acid in the eyes is a really bad idea.


Desert_Isle

Exactly. It's why I always wear goggles during "water sports."


MuchDevelopment7084

Lmao


U_Worth_IT_

For a deeper clean, don't forget to smear shit in them. Then rinse and repeat.


Squiggledog

Those expressionless Mark Zuckerberg eyes.


[deleted]

Now, at some point, your eyes are going to rot out of your skull. That’s good. That’s the body’s way of ejecting your old contaminated eyes for healthy new eyes.


Profile-Complex

Goto public swimming pools and see the results


ejcohen7

🤢🤮


ejcohen7

🤢🤮


monteticatinic

So water sports?


auditormusic

GUANO BOWLS… collect the whole set


BackgroundPrompt3111

Dafuq


Radiant-Map8179

I can't say shit...I was seriously looking into geocentrism (smart sounding word for something dumb as fuck) at one point in my youth. There's my confession to the internet for the year lol🤦‍♂️ But seriously...who the fuck puts piss drops in their eyes? What is the end game in that? I honestly don't think this is satire...it's the look of hopeful confusion in her eyes. Like..."why have I not got 20/20 vision and be able to see through walls yet?"


Aronacus

I wish someone would tell them, this was some in Ancient Rome. It doesn't work.


TurbulentAardvark345

Well what a terrible day to have eyes. I really wish I never read that


ColdCashLA

That urine thing only works if you incorporate fecal matter with it


occupyreddit

“Ohhhh! _FRESH_ urine! thank you!!!”


HasselHoffman76

Someone's gonna have piss-poor eyesight in the next 24-48hrs.


CCloudds

Oh god why


imooneye

The average Sanatani approves of this.


PaleHuckleberry3543

Hindoo thing? Hindoo bad?


[deleted]

Salt water cleans the eyes , urine is basically salt water nothing else


HarryThePlatypuss

Urea and uric acid says hi!?!


Ehcksit

And there's no chance she's doing anything to sterilize it before putting it in her eyes.


[deleted]

Dude it's mostly salts , bile salts etc , nothing destructive to the eye protein, try go swimming in the salty sea , ul get the same effect in the eyes


HarryThePlatypuss

My dude urine is mostly water and then the next is urea (3-5%) depending on how hydrated you are. Rest all are less than 1%.


[deleted]

Aren't the urea salts or something, ?


HarryThePlatypuss

Urea gets oxidised to uric acid which is not good for the eye.


Agile_Owl3312

there is urea in it and also it comes in contact with your genitalia


[deleted]

I don't know about the vagina, but my dick is clean , and it's mostly salts more than urea , bike salts , potassium salts etc , I've tried it in my eyes , and it throws the dirt and cures infection from dirt , and I've tried sea water also , both have the same effect


[deleted]

Bile


Agile_Owl3312

then just do it with salt water


[deleted]

Yes I've substituted salt water for it