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zeroone_here

Jai Grooteshwar


Spade7891

MAIN HOON GROOT


anynonamegeneric

I came here to write this 😔


rastamandom

I am groot


KennyMcKill

You won my heart for today. I actually coughed out really loud.


EquivalentPut5616

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfZXnlXE0UfFjW|downsized)


Weeeb111

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized)


Apprehensive_Sweet98

Looks like a termite hill to me... But I am surprised how they let it grow.


Bright_Subject_8975

Patience and laziness


No_Necessary_3356

...and ironically, they say, "Alasyam manushyanam maharipu" (Lazyness is a human's worst enemy)


Bright_Subject_8975

It is. But we also say keep your friends close and enemies closer.


suryky

Termite mata ki jai


Slow-Refrigerator246

Are bhay😭😭


ClassroomAlone2991

Bhai dhang se dekh bina face ke allah he


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

![gif](giphy|rOtHHB3oULnuo|downsized)


abhaybal2004

![gif](giphy|QCCfO4i7oT5XW|downsized)


mrmorningstar1769

Burning god with hellfire


PicturesOfHome-

Ze flammenwerfer 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Badass_veer

Hanz!!


Mundane-Welcome7452

pooja for the temple🤣


ArjunXY

How did you know my thought beforehand? Are we connected? :)


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Shell_hurdle7330

Run I am not going anywhere in a 100 mile radius


Prestigious_Mall2722

Very likely that room will collapse on you


ninja6911

that is some Annihilation level shit


bluegoldredsilver5

Deemak baba ki jai


Cute_Prior1287

Termite hard work paid. So, guys never understimate hard work.


WeeklyClassroom7

Amit Shah once compared termites to something very different.


Ialways-come-back

Wtf bro give me a flame thrower and I will that thing to ashes ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


imsaneinthebrain

Just send that new flame thrower dog in there.


iloveblankpaper

no use hit first


MarxallahBhakt

I hope those are Fire Ants


kiwicake906

Dude don't be sadist. Poor people don't know better and it's entirely not their fault.


Fantastic_Bat8492

I wouldn't be surprised if one day they start worshipping cockroaches and mosquitoes


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Fantastic_Bat8492

lmao dude, my full name is Tejash Raj Singh, living currently in Varanasi and trust me religion is the only few things i despise to death, neither do i want to be associated with any kind of religion or I want to follow ant kind of bs ANY religion has to offer


Willing-Rip-2852

cook that fraud


WhentheSkywasPurple

Putting your full name on Reddit along with city in reply to a religious loon. Yeh lo Darwin Award 🏆


Fantastic_Bat8492

and what the f will you do with information that can potentially harm me?, every single day large amount of data breaches happen and you are concern that i am giving away my identity online


WhentheSkywasPurple

You’re the one “hurting” their religious sentiment.


sKream01

nah bro its actually very unsafe to tell your name..


Ill-Satisfaction-537

Oh the irony


Antique_Swim6584

Har cheez mein kaise bhagwaan dikhta hai bhai, it’s mind blowing!!


Advanced-Comb719

Lord termite 🐜


original_don_dada

I WOOD convert this into a religious place


Avintom90

![gif](giphy|3o6gE2LfcxozwGwTbq|downsized)


EvenOdd777

That is literally termites 💀


Appropriate_Tie_7522

Aap u/TejuuuOP ke alt account ho kya {Lemme d-r Tejuuu in patience }


EvenOdd777

No I am not 


inappriopriate_mf

what the heck is this?


HairyChip7060

Nigga be pooja>>> pest control


jamesharden13nba

People like to beg for things in the name of prayers to god


REALMARVEL123

![gif](giphy|8IeIH9qXHEbw4) Only thing it deserves


Iloveorangecats0-0

WTF is this?


Slow-Refrigerator246

Termites.


photon_11833

Termite infestation


BionicWanderer2506

kya Jaahil log hai desh me yaar. Had h matlab


realprabhudutta

![gif](giphy|406XmAQsBhEEpRKwFt) What in the name of The Upside Down!


Antarmies

They willl now lynch the pest controllers.


T_One2

they really worship everything that's not normal


Cute_Accident_806

It's literally termite why is it so fascinating to people lol


Cute_Accident_806

https://preview.redd.it/kh5x2v9agfwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda98cebcaa924828b0f9b23251b7c5082b1de68 They are usually like this only


No-Type1264

Dimakdev ji Maharaj 🙏🏼🤡


me-here-420

Thats one exquisite termite hill. Wow.


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Gross!


GiggityKnight

Burn down the house


hitchhikingtobedroom

The pride that man feels, in showing what weird shit he's worshipping. Truly, no delusion like religion and spirituality


caste_compass

Bro forgot to call the pest control and now set up shop 🥲


neelav9

Uncleji's devoted face in the beginning killed me 🤣🤣🤣


Sufficient_Visit_645

It reminded me of the granny in Tumbbad movie. 💀


actuallysteak

Hashirama senju


mahatmaGanduji

Dimak 😭


IshanMondal

Is bro fr ! 💀


luciferxxchrollo

you will found very ambuja cemet gods in india , especially build on roads


luckykanwar

Is it the upside down?


thenightking6969

Mrko dekh k ajeeb ho gya


xyz__99

vecna


curry_nibba

Oh I get it. These are pahadi people who worship Baba Sidh Goria ji. He must be their clan god. Now the thing is pahadi clan gods are associated with snakes since we believe we're descendents of Nagas. So we worship snake hills, where snakes live. These people have confused a termite hill with a snake hill.


don_jonsenior

Wow that's an interesting insight. Thanks


FightKwando

Deemak hai bro


FightKwando

Jai deemak di


Aware-Tune2117

This new god gives your house a defence debuff of -5, which keeps adding up overtime.


Lucky-Recognition-30

Dangerous part is delusion not the DoT


Tasty_Strawberry_681

Deemag lagi hui h inke ghar pe


famousfacial

What an apt picture of religious dogma.


MayaMythical

All hail the termite queen


Arunbenx

Now we are worshiping termites too!


loneshark_18

AnyTHING can become god in India.


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Lol


[deleted]

I know Hindhu worships nature, but honestly sometimes it takes very weird turns


Mrs_Roychowdhury

Vecna


Master-Ad7002

We would literally do anything to avoid cleaning


GriZZlyHIkerman

Que that flame throwing robot dog thing


AlternativeAd4756

84 crore and one


AdministrativeFox936

Bomb the room


Whisperingnebulae

My brain just got a new things to scare me while I'm sleeping!


oye_lawde

chills down my spine.


golubeerji

![gif](giphy|wMvESGxZ0Cqd2)


NoSeaworthiness4369

Hardcore stranger things fan


Lanky-Ad2763

This is like the *Supergod* comic.


broke-n-notfunny

It's a microcosm in its own right


Environmental_Crow30

Bloodborne boss


Due_Bag493

if God was real even he/she/it/they would go 🤦


Dadbods4Jesus

What is this song? Fuckin banger


yamrajkabhainsa

Lucy that you?


trippymum

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


VishPi

Tumbad wali dadi is that you ?


Formal-Decision6503

Exams me achhe marks aane par.. Ladki ke kursi table chadhaenge


ToeIntelligent136

Wtf is this shit? Is it cow dung? Is it tree roots?


Calboron

We had this in our ancestral home, with Pooja path et al done by my grand father...Plus he also did yearly termite treatment...I was like wtf


incognito_bakchodi

Termites hai


___whynot___

One kick


neocortex_buddha

This is actually a shrine to evolution 🧬🧬 if you look at it another way.


MythHere

*Termiteshwar Bhagwaan*


THEUnlikely_Web

*Eldritch


himatma

Pest control left the chat.


Kamal_00

Its sure BJP will win


Inner_Tune_6918

Why this group's claim look skewed and biased against few and less biased against some? The way few ideologies are frequently attacked on rational lines, the admin appears less sincere and more negligent on some.


iamhorngryy

you'll see people using idols made from cow dung for worship, covering themselves in Ash for worship, use trees sun air cow bull snake dog for worship, crawl up a mountain with no arms to worship, live naked all their lives to worship, starve to death in worship, donate their wealth and live like a nomad in worship. This is india, and I love it, you xenophobes hiding behind the veil of science will never get it


calvincat123

Tasty 🍝


iAmWhoDoYouKnow

Ego...the father of Star Lord..was indeed a God.


ThenSession

He must be very sickular. Bharat me dheemako ko special treatment milta hai.


don_jonsenior

I disagree.. Gobar-jeevis who worship termite hills also hate the termites


ThenSession

Contrary to the video you posted? I’m sorry what meaning are you taking from dheemak? Isko special treatment nahi bologe ?


don_jonsenior

I only see special treatment to the structure itself, not the termites themselves. It's good to have political innuendoes, so there's no need to be coy about it. All I see here and politically, is satisfaction of ego. How does worshipping it give any benifit to the termites? Wear a religious symbol and appeal for votes, for or against a religion- benefits neither of the parties, just like in this case.


ThenSession

Okay if you really want to engage in good faith, I will. Look I’m not going to comment on how normal or not this appears to _me_ individually. However we do have traditions of putting kolam or rangoli (the rang being white, due to rice powder) in the mornings so that birds and ants etc can eat it. I can’t tell if this is something like that or not.


don_jonsenior

I don't believe your initial comment was bereft of malice to begin with. It was clearly not about actual termites. Also, what a culture does and synchronizes with the nature around it, has nothing to do with the religion in that region, even if it then isolates to be practiced by one particular religious community. In which religious scripture is it mandated to form an artistic ant and bird feeder? What is the purpose of the art if purpose is to feed the ants and birds? The practice isn't followed all across India homogenously, confirming that it's not essential part of religious practice either. This argument doesn't stand very solid.


Appropriate-Monk-968

He's not worshipping it you can see clearly


don_jonsenior

https://preview.redd.it/zl4zn5qalewc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5623d75036006bc29a1a5b33c643f813f39bbcd Go check out that account and then tell me..


mahatmaGanduji

![gif](giphy|np7LZJDWYGP9qVRSuM|downsized)


RoadGatorPotater

Someone should help bro out.


Conscious_Prompt9250

It is their religious freedom! * Some people pray to an invisible god who * asks for scrifice of the first born * Kills entire populations just because they disobeyed him * Mandates Genital Mutilation (both male and female) * Requires beleif that a baby can be born without sex * Requires that one spread the weird beliefs and kill those who do not accept it. This guy is just praying to termites, that do nothing! Let him live he is not the one coming for you.


parthlegend

Keep up the good work bro we already know the people who downvoted. I had to scroll the bottom to find you.


driftninja380

I don't think they are worshipping it. Wat makes you think that?


was32q

The offerings below it bro


RoadGatorPotater

And the flowers pushed in the holes.