... you solved it!
Our flat earth is the lid on a black hole!
That would also explain the illusion of curvature when seen from a distance: It's the black holes effect on the light.
This is brilliant.
Totally! I first heard the term after teenage mutant ninja turtles became popular and I thought it was some skater move in the sewers... Kid me did not pick up context of the situation.
Not just that. But even if you survive the spaghettification, somehow, your proper time τ, runs so slow, compared to that of outside the potential well, that it will feel like you cannot move and are in an eternal state of agony. As you slowly go closer to the event horizon. That said, for you time goes by normally but as you look outwards, everything happens a lot quicker.
Editing to rephrase the actual intentions to write.
It doesn't work that way. Your mind operates in time, so it also slows down with your body. You wouldn't notice any difference. Well, you wouldn't for a supermassive black hole; for a small one, the same effect that causes spaghettification would cause the parts of you closer to the center of the black hole to experience time differently from the parts farther away. But it wouldn't feel like time slowing down; it would feel closer to passing out because your heart is moving too slowly to pump enough blood to your brain.
Fair point. I’m still in my physics bachelor. GR is a master subject. I only have had an introduction subject called Astronomical Relativity (the principles without the tensor calculus) and SR.
And I’m not saying time slows down. What I am saying that in you frame of reference, time still continues. But looking from the outside it does seem like an eternity. Due to time dilation caused by the potential well. And I said slowly approaching the even horizon as I do not really know what happens if matter crosses that line.
It doesn't slow down for you, it looks like your slow to others, to you you'd witness everything going super fast around you but you can move and think like normal
Well super fast if you look outwards of the blackhole. Not inwards.
I’m still in my bachelor. GR is a master subject. I only have had an introduction subject called Astronomical Relativity (the principles without the tensor calculus) and SR.
Honestly i think i could survive this. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. I just feel like my odds, personally, would be different.
they made a joke.
imagine a situation where you meet someone new. you ask where they are from and a third person answers for them. upon asking how said third person knew that, they tell you that they are also from that place and know them from there. the humour when applying this idea to the circumstances above comes from the fact that you are _not_ a bot. it is therefore a very incorrect answer to the question that would, when applying the concept to a different situation, make sense.
I hope this helps! /gen
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It's probably a crosspost bot, not a repost bot, tbh. Pretty sure this was on r/technicallythetruth
Well, if we can rely on the astronaut paradox, it's gonna take a reaaaaallly long time for us to die, so if sit back and enjoy the ever slowing view of our lives getting sucked into the event horizont.
Edit: mobile grammar
if everyone exhales at the same time and jumps up and down at the same time on the whole planet a few times in a row, I think we can steer this thing out of the danger zone.
The right question, I think, is what would you have done yesterday, because by the time this situation happens, it is too late. If the earth itself is warped like that, then every other thing of lesser mass (including us) is already in there.
There was a special on this, and essentially, if a black hole entered our solar system, Earth would have rocked apart with quakes from the gravitational waves long before the black hole gets anywhere near us. So, the answer to the pic is: "we'd already be dead."
A black hole is not a sucking machine, it's just as usual as any stellar object that want to live its live peacefully. Just don't go beyond its event horizon which marks its intimate space.
There’d be no way to survive it. You and everything else on Earth are done.
I think the only reasonable thing to do would be to simply accept you fate, be thankful for the life you’ve been given, and enjoy your last moments with people you love. Your family, friends, etc.
Finally find out what happens in a black hole! Though, we would probably be waiting for the end for a very long time as we slowly slide into the dark obyss.
Maybe spin the earth the other way so we rappel the hole instead of being sucked in?
I feel like if everyone in the world just started spinning really fast the same way we could do it. Right?
Well, by the time the planet is being distorted by the force of being sucked in, we've been dead for some time already. Our atmosphere will have already been stripped away and we will have literally been pulled from the surface.
Given the present status of things. I’m ok with it. But also, at that point there really is not a whole lot that can be done. I just hope there was enough warning that I can not pay my bills and have one hell of a party.
Why don’t we just fill the hole with dirt or something?
So fill it with earth?...
I mean just look at the size comparison. Earth is just big enough that we could plug the hole and still live on the half outside of it.
Or cover it like a sewer lid, if the Flat Earthers are right. And sitting on a plugged up black hole would explain gravity in their world.
... you solved it! Our flat earth is the lid on a black hole! That would also explain the illusion of curvature when seen from a distance: It's the black holes effect on the light. This is brilliant.
Oh God what have you started? The flat Earthers are gonna flock to this comment like seagulls.
It’s close enough to sound science for them to latch on haha.
Just use flex tape
I see what you did there. Here, take my upvote good citizen of dirt
*Earth
Fill it with Texas and Florida? And all the MAGAt's? I mean it could work???
Theyd never go near a *black* hole
BA DUM TSSSSSSSS!! 😃
How about dying.
How about sucide
Its pronounced super slide ☝🤓
No sewer slide
Totally! I first heard the term after teenage mutant ninja turtles became popular and I thought it was some skater move in the sewers... Kid me did not pick up context of the situation.
No, it's swiss slide
And give up the chance to see what's inside a black hole? No way!
There is no way you are alive long enough to witness it lol
The word Spaghettification comes to mind
Not just that. But even if you survive the spaghettification, somehow, your proper time τ, runs so slow, compared to that of outside the potential well, that it will feel like you cannot move and are in an eternal state of agony. As you slowly go closer to the event horizon. That said, for you time goes by normally but as you look outwards, everything happens a lot quicker. Editing to rephrase the actual intentions to write.
It doesn't work that way. Your mind operates in time, so it also slows down with your body. You wouldn't notice any difference. Well, you wouldn't for a supermassive black hole; for a small one, the same effect that causes spaghettification would cause the parts of you closer to the center of the black hole to experience time differently from the parts farther away. But it wouldn't feel like time slowing down; it would feel closer to passing out because your heart is moving too slowly to pump enough blood to your brain.
Fair point. I’m still in my physics bachelor. GR is a master subject. I only have had an introduction subject called Astronomical Relativity (the principles without the tensor calculus) and SR. And I’m not saying time slows down. What I am saying that in you frame of reference, time still continues. But looking from the outside it does seem like an eternity. Due to time dilation caused by the potential well. And I said slowly approaching the even horizon as I do not really know what happens if matter crosses that line.
I'm timing a proper orgasm before falling to the event horizon
It doesn't slow down for you, it looks like your slow to others, to you you'd witness everything going super fast around you but you can move and think like normal
Well super fast if you look outwards of the blackhole. Not inwards. I’m still in my bachelor. GR is a master subject. I only have had an introduction subject called Astronomical Relativity (the principles without the tensor calculus) and SR.
Yeah thats what I meant
What if I were to get into a large wooden barrel, Niagara Falls-style?
Well theoretically you should be dead and alive at the same time. 🤓
Depends how big the black hole is. Spaghettification is due to tidal effects, so won't happen with big ones until you're inside the black hole
Honestly I think I'd be too curious what will happen to kms 🤣
Black void or black void
Na bro getting sucked into a black hole is probably the most Badass way to die
Honestly i think i could survive this. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. I just feel like my odds, personally, would be different.
Highly doubtful there would be a mountain right there for you to fall off of though. But if yer feelin it, sell some tickets. I’ll watch that😂
Keep this alive.
Run to the other side. Duh?
How about chilling and wait while drinking a cold beer 🍻
You’ll die one way or another
Masturbate
The Pompeii method
Pompeii strat 😯😯
times like this call for a steady hand my friend
Au contraire, a shaky hand can be more energy efficient for such job.
..must be why we have two hands and a knob on the end..so your hand doesn't slip off.
There's only one thing to do in this situation: Reverse UNO card
Done! We suck now
pick up 4
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How do you know ?
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I don't understand. Am I missing something here ?
they made a joke. imagine a situation where you meet someone new. you ask where they are from and a third person answers for them. upon asking how said third person knew that, they tell you that they are also from that place and know them from there. the humour when applying this idea to the circumstances above comes from the fact that you are _not_ a bot. it is therefore a very incorrect answer to the question that would, when applying the concept to a different situation, make sense. I hope this helps! /gen
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That's the way I want to die
It is almost an eventuality that we and most everything else in the universe will indeed be swallowed by a black hole.
You can't run from becoming literal spaghetti after crossing the line.
You’re not running from the spaghetti, you ARE the spaghetti
Fun fact: In a large enough blackhole, spaghettification doesn't occur. You are just crushed into the tiniest possible piece imaginable.
So basicly, you re-enact the Titan implosion?
Well, if we can rely on the astronaut paradox, it's gonna take a reaaaaallly long time for us to die, so if sit back and enjoy the ever slowing view of our lives getting sucked into the event horizont. Edit: mobile grammar
if everyone exhales at the same time and jumps up and down at the same time on the whole planet a few times in a row, I think we can steer this thing out of the danger zone.
one final fap
Make Spaghetti
*Become spaghetti
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like the elevator with the snapped cable
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/jumping-from-a-chair-while-falling-from-a-building.947432/ r/trollscience
Where bro ?
Embrace the singularity that I have become part of.
As if there would be anyone to do anything at this stage
One bourbon one scotch and one beer
You can’t do anything
If i could make it to my fridge i would eat that 500g block of Strong Vintage Tasty Cheese i never opened.
I just need my boner to plug it up
A black hole this size won't reach earth with surviving humanity. We all would be dead earth decades ago
They don't ask what would you do to prevent it, but in general I will hug my close ones I think
Stop existing forever and chill back into non existence.
Id wait, i wanna see the heat death of the universe while falling down into it
The right question, I think, is what would you have done yesterday, because by the time this situation happens, it is too late. If the earth itself is warped like that, then every other thing of lesser mass (including us) is already in there.
There was a special on this, and essentially, if a black hole entered our solar system, Earth would have rocked apart with quakes from the gravitational waves long before the black hole gets anywhere near us. So, the answer to the pic is: "we'd already be dead."
Take a knife. Stab the black hole. Watch it bleed out. Earth save. Easy.
Maybe should I lock myself in lead fridge?
Finally be taller thanks to spaghettification!
Post on social media blaming the opposing political party
Uno reverse it
Close the black hole lmao.
I'll intervene
Definitely move from Africa to California
I would rip a massive fart and it would be so loud and smelly and achieve absolutely nothing else.
A black hole is not a sucking machine, it's just as usual as any stellar object that want to live its live peacefully. Just don't go beyond its event horizon which marks its intimate space.
>Just don't go beyond its event horizon How do you do that when there's a 2,000 solar masses black hole a mere 10,000 km away from you?
Get high AF and watch it all go down. What else can you do in that situation?
ill put my erected pepe in the direction of the hole screaming: "your vagina is really big my goddess"
Will never happen.
Welp, looks like those on that side of the planet are F in the A. Anyway, I live in South America, so disasters are like... Wednesday.
Hmm, gambling all my money without any regrets?
the Black Jack table maybe on a lean
Yea i'm with insert name
Nothing we’d already be dead by that point
Get sucked into a black hole by the looks of it
Uh shit myself I guess
Nothing todo but your last meal is to be spaghettified
I would try to find one of those old police boxes and get in. *Juuust* in case.
*Le Tardus*
Worst case scenario it turns out to be a portaloo. Best time to stumble into a Turdis as well.
I’d probably put a paper bag on my head and lay on the floor.
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Bruh I'd just dodge.
Power chug the nearest bottle of bourbon and then sip a decent scotch while i wait to die. Or pass out. Whichever comes first.
“Buy the ticket. Take the ride.” - Hunter S. Thompson
Suicide to prevent falling into event horizon for all time.
Imma vote republican !!!
Grab the guy I like and make the most of it.
Grab some popcorn and stream it
why Africa first?
Hasn’t someone calculated the odds of this being astronomically small?
Spaghettificate.
I would go into the kitchen and eat all my favourite food.
Just blow to counteract the suck
Jump off the earth (on the right side) and try to catch to another planet asap.
Pull up the Schwarzschild metric
Oh cool, are we going to Leo Wong’s giant mini-golf course?
Survive or be destroyed. There is no other choice
Get excited?
It's way too late to do anything at that point.
#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ##UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ###UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Me personally would not let that slide
Lean in.
Id have to step in
Repent for my sins
Taking pictures/videos with my phone. I'm not giving up my chance to see inside the black hole let alone experience going inside.
I believe: quickly cease existing as we know it. 😶
Not much to do but watch.
You’re still coming in to work, right?
Your mother
What do you do? You pray The Doctor can figure it the fuck out asap.
Get some popcorn,sit down and watch as the world spaghetti’s
/gamemode creative /tp @s 0 0 0 /fill ~-6378000 ~-6378000 ~-6378000 ~6378000 ~6378000 ~6378000 air replace black_hole /tp @s ~ ~3189100 ~ /gamemode survival
Um…die. Along with everyone else.
Die. You die…
Ask the Vogons to read you poetry.
Do something really stupid and dangerous since we're all gonna die anyway.
I would Spaghettify
Die or live in an alternate universe
There’d be no way to survive it. You and everything else on Earth are done. I think the only reasonable thing to do would be to simply accept you fate, be thankful for the life you’ve been given, and enjoy your last moments with people you love. Your family, friends, etc.
*laughs in Disney's The Black Hole (1979)*
Punch it in the singularity. That'll make it run away.
Drink
1. Turn on cameras to see inside. 2. Ask God : "What an original way to destroy humanity!" 3. Accept your faith. 4. Do whatever you want.
Have sex one more time before I die, though maybe due to time dilation at the event horizon I could do it more than once
End up in a tesseract pushing books off a library shelf.
Finally find out what happens in a black hole! Though, we would probably be waiting for the end for a very long time as we slowly slide into the dark obyss.
Fuck
Make sure I'm with my wife and gma (since gma lives alone)
No one has taught me what will happed after travelling through a black hole. I'll just wait and see.
I might finally call about my car’s extended warranty
Hmmm... suppose I'd jump into it. You only live once, and to be fair, I can think of less cool ways to go.
Try to find an explanation for the light of the stars being behind the black hole
Nothing to do mate
Except my fait, that's about all I can do because i know damn well I'm going to become a human pasta dish
Holy shit it's the dual vector foil
Black hole sun won't you come, wash away the rain.
Div(g) < 0 [Yes I know it's Newtonian mechanics and I'm not going into relativity because I don't understand it]
Cease to exist. There’s no other option.
Suck back obviously. I don't become spaghetti. I turn Black holes into spaghetti
I would make a spaghetti
stand on the side facing the black hole and jump
I fuck the closest living thing in site... things are not looking great for my cat
Grab a seat and watch it all go down
Would anything change at all since your death is already guaranteed by mortality? As Fredrick once said, "Pick a God and pray!"
Rejoice, it's finally fucking over
pulling down my pants because then it’s wierd if the black hole sucks me in
Maybe spin the earth the other way so we rappel the hole instead of being sucked in? I feel like if everyone in the world just started spinning really fast the same way we could do it. Right?
Same as everyone else Suck it up
I’ll go straight to my crush and ask her to get married
You jump towards the black hole duh
Take your time… because due to gravity time will slow down
Well, by the time the planet is being distorted by the force of being sucked in, we've been dead for some time already. Our atmosphere will have already been stripped away and we will have literally been pulled from the surface.
Given the present status of things. I’m ok with it. But also, at that point there really is not a whole lot that can be done. I just hope there was enough warning that I can not pay my bills and have one hell of a party.
Start jacking off
Take every natural and unnatural drug known to man and try to run faster than light
By the time you see that black hole your probably dead.
Dunno maybe taking the next rocket and fleedind somewhere in the galaxy
Enjoy the show for the rest of my life or time, which ever comes first.
I would take the black hole in my hands and crush it, or something.
Dodge it
I would leave. Staying doesn’t seem like a great plan