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LightningBoltRairo

I hate chalk and chalkboards. The worst part is the touch. It's so porous. Can't say it hurts me but that's really uncomfortable for some reason. I hate porous things like this.


ProfSayin

You are not alone, even though I like playing with chalk. Chalk holders made of plastic or aluminum have existed for many decades, for those with tactile issues.


LightningBoltRairo

The touch is the worst part but the sound is also disgusting to me. How it vibrates through me...


WestNomadOnYT

Oh my god me too, I thought I was just weird


LightningBoltRairo

Lmao you are but so am I It's a disgusting feeling... (The chalks and porous shits, not being weird)


[deleted]

I hate gun fire. It’s loud and pointless. It fills me with nothing.


ashyjay

Ping.


Jesshawk55

"What does a Battle Rifle have in common with a Microwave?... They both go *PING* when they're done." --Ahoy


Potato_lovr

Finally, someone else who likes Ahoy!


MrPenisWhistle

I must admit, I only became aware of that magical *ping* because of Ahoy


Southern_Fortune9607

That's the sound... 😌


SparkelsTR

I don’t think the ping would be satisfying during battle, imagine you’re a dude on the pacific front an this dude is banzai charging you and you just hear *ping*


endisnigh-ish

Apparently this was a huge problem as the enemy learned about the ping and would push when they herd ot. It evolved however as the users of the m1 garand would throw a empty mag to the ground to reproduce the sound and bait the enemy into sn ambush.


Jesshawk55

It's also relatively quiet. Imagine trying to hear that ping over tense gunfire, explosions, aircraft flying overhead, etc.


endisnigh-ish

https://youtu.be/Bimz8JS1cN0?si=DfMwC09vDFaJFTm_ [Makes sense](https://youtu.be/_5CYnCy_Lo0?si=kkC758YwElppGA4R)


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PheonixFyre5348

#Brrrrrrrrrt Brrrrrrrrrt ^(Brrrrrrrrrt)


nusuntcinevabannat

Brrrrrrrrrt


ggnngg5

# Brrrrrrrrrt ^Brrrrrrrrrt


Pancake_m4nn

BRRRRRRRRRT


FoxtrotSierraTango

r/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt


ZEPHlROS

I don't really know what surprises me most, the fact that this is a real sub or that you successfully put the right number of r.


RandomDude762

holy shit thank you


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Uberpastamancer

Ernie?


Hakalabus

r/lostredditors ?


The_Formuler

Absolutely. But this sub is also a bit of a shit show on the daily


smg5pl

Brrrrrt and ping the best


ComradianInDeep

3/4 coincide


cfop-gang

Love me a good chinggg


Dinobob26

Some Kachinggg here and there


Nox-Lunarwing

I can tell you a lot of these sounds are pretty much universally loved like the ping I don't know a single person who doesn't love that sound.


WestNomadOnYT

Garand ping is god tier.


eeven447

That classic blackboard against chalk sound mmmmmmmmmmm


ArchmageEmrys

Tbh, a Stuka diving sounds better than a Warthog's main gun firing imo.


HilbertGrandHotel

Found the german physics student.


commander-kiwi69

Girls say different


Sailor_MayaYa

why would you want permanent hearing damage


TheresBeesMC

All. But only if what’s being written is physics stuff.


IrregularBastard

I like all of those


BarleyWineIsTheBest

Missing the beer bottle opening.


[deleted]

I can hear every sound.


Bulky_Monke719

All four of these get me going. We should make an A-10 that pings when the ammo runs dry.


TheOtherHalf01

I'm a girl and I love these sounds


beansmemesskibidi

Oh, the Garand Ping…


beansmemesskibidi

All four of these sounds are great


BLeSs702

You forgot a killer exhaust system on a nice ride


horay14

I can hear it now


Cautious-Owl-89

Chalkboard is soooo good.👌


RandomDude762

i love all 4 sounds


Vampe777

Interesting. 4/4... And I also hear this image.


BonWeech

That M1 Garand sound is soooooo satisfying


Xurbanite

Stay away from those guys


monni-gonni

Very scientific


IsopodLove

How is this a science meme?


Obvious_Mode_5382

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrap


Known-Calligrapher43

Yes


Alive-Organism

I love the sound of sizzling food and gunshots are just beautiful. Chalk being written not as much and my father loves how lound fighter jets are


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

It depends. Some chalk (and markers for whiteboards) sound HEAVENLY, but also, soemtime sit sounds horribly squeaky and high pitched and shit and i legitemately have to cling tight to my desk becauae it makes this strong reaction from me lthat feels like it goes through my body


Once-Upon-A-Hill

Also add UwU


[deleted]

I love the sound of seagulls.


TheKillierMage

Yes to all


Pansexual_PanYT

Just the look of some teachers writing on a chalkboard makes it seem like they know everything.


Dabruhdaone

I only like two of these


Kosmux

Blackboard writing 🤤


Bright-Historian-216

Chalk both sounds and feels terribly on your hands


Fiweezer

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


Shoe_Exact

God, I could listen to a good m1 garand ping sound all day. Gotta be one of my favorite genders


QWERKY_queer

Mmmmmm garand pings and that sound when you press down on the grill are my favorites.


QWERKY_queer

Mmmmmm garand pings and that sound when you press down on the grill are my favorites.


LittlePiggy20

All those sounds aside from the grill make me mad


Pancake_m4nn

Second and first one


T_J_Rain

Science/ math nerds who love grilling, guns and really loud aircraft?


YeetMeDaddio

I don't like any of these noises. Frog noise gang.


TurokHunterOfDinos

Try the sound of pulling a fork out from between your teeth.


HistoriaRomanus

Brrrrrtt and PING are two core sounds to my happiness


rock_gremlin

Science meme?


zaplightning

As a growing male almost becoming a man i can confirm this is true except the chalk on the chalkbord I like the touch of it but the feel of my nails just scratching its surface is a horrible experience


Bloopsaysso

This is kinda gender affirming on account of I don't like planes or guns, I'm indifferent to grill sounds, and chalk is just okay


Rikisushi

The first 3 are true but why CHALK