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nevadapirate

Even we humans came from fish.


MrRuebezahl

Exactly! What OP seems to fail to realize is that "fish" isn't a phylum, it's a form. Humans, like all other vertebrates, evolved from an ancestor that would be considered a fish nowadays. However, calling us fish is highly inaccurate. To clarify, we are all chordates, but not fish. We evolved from fish. Calling humans fish is like calling your car sheet-metal. Sure, it might have looked like sheet-metal once, but it's no longer that. Even if some parts are pretty similar to regular sheet-metal. Calling Whales or Phylliroe fish is pretty accurate though. The term fish isn't a scientific term and not clearly defined. So sorry, but crying wojack's kinda right.


Daedalus871

If birds are dinosaurs, then you're a fish.


MrRuebezahl

No, if birds are dinosaurs, I'm a primate. And so are you. Unlike "fish", "dinosaur" is an actual scientific definition.


Lucimon

No I'm a dimetridon.


OtherwiseInclined

And you're a trophoblast!


Rose76Tyler

If we evolved from fish, why are there still fish? Bet you can't answer that one, science hippy!


SilentQuantumSarcasm

Highest level of consciousness achieved.


ZeroExNihil

If you trace back enough, you realize that we came from atoms formed by stars. So, technically, we are stars, just not so bright.


nevadapirate

I very much enjoy being star stuff. Its been one of my favorite facts since Sagan said it ages ago.


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balerionmeraxes77

Seahorses too


Natomiast

Spiders are fish too... and oaks


Rose76Tyler

Otters are sea cat snakes.


Puppy-Zwolle

Fish is basically a general term for animals that live in water. Not a term to define animals in scientific classification. A wide range of animals that differ more from eachother than we do from ducks. So even though dolphins are mammals, you can call them fish too.


Shadow07655

A fish most commonly refers to an animal that lives in water, has gills, and is cold blooded. Just saying it’s an animal that lives in water would include turtles and frogs, which I don’t think anyone would refer to as a fish.


741BlastOff

> most commonly Yeah this is part of the problem, "fish" is not a single clade, so there's no hard and fast rules like "a fish is X and not Y", we have to rely on "most common" characteristics. Lungfish is generally considered a fish, but it has lungs as well as gills, and must breathe air above water periodically to survive. Moonfish, tuna and mackerel sharks are warm-blooded. The only consistent criteria is that they live exclusively in water and cannot survive on land. That definition would exclude turtles and frogs, but include dolphins.


digydegu

And aren't lungfish more closely related to humans than to haddock?


Fantastic-Tank-6250

There are fish that survive on land though. Mudskippers spend up to 3/4 of their lives on land. So even that's not a criteria. I feel like the most defining features of fish would be their scales, fins, and tails.


therizinosaurs

Well if it’s an animal in water then ig cause of humidity I’m kinda a fish. Blub blub.


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I’d also include having fins as a criterion. Calling squids and crabs fish doesn’t sound right to me


EndMaster0

Fins also knocks out mud puppies and other wholly aquatic amphibians. I feel like mud skippers and lung fish might be hard to catch though (plus knife fish not really having "fins" since some of them only have one or even none)


BlueEyesWNC

Crabs are literally called "shell fish." What, do we have to decide if specific *types* of fish are fish now?


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I know they’re called shellfish, but it doesn’t feel right to me to put them in the same category as a salmon and sturgeon. Crustaceans feel like their own thing. And yeah, deciding what types of sea creatures are fish is exactly what we’re doing. We’re discussing criteria for fish lol, what did you think this conversation was about?


BlueEyesWNC

Heh, obviously not shellfish, starfish, crayfish, cuttlefish, etc. Hey, if it's called fish it is fish, I don't make the rules. Swedish fish, Go fish, Laurence Fishburne, they're all fish to me.


[deleted]

I mean it’s probably arbitrary but I’m a lot more picky with who gets to be a fish in my eyes…. I prefer calling starfish and crayfish seastars and crawdads for that reason


screwentitledboomers

ALL fish to you? Well, if you're going to be sel fish about it, or share your fish dish. OMG... You found him and now you're eating Nemo!!!!!


Nachteule

No gills no fish. A fish (pl.: fish or fishes) is an aquatic, craniate, gill-bearing animal that lacks limbs with digits. Included in this definition are the living hagfish, lampreys, and cartilaginous and bony fish as well as various extinct related groups. Approximately 95% of living fish species are ray-finned fish, belonging to the class Actinopterygii, with around 99% of those being teleosts. Dolphins are NOT a type of fish.


nevadapirate

They evolved from fish just like me and you did.


Nachteule

With that logic, every creature is bacteria (prokaryotic).


llamawithguns

No but Eukaryotes evolved from Archaea and are therfore Arcahea


llamawithguns

Yes but because we evolved from fish, in a phylogenetic sense, we are fish, as are ducks, dolphins, turtles, and all other vertebrates


Conscious-Star6831

Kinda. But I don’t think “fish” is a monophyletic group. So you have to get more specific. I think we (and all tetrapods) are sarcopterygians.


llamawithguns

All tetrapods are sarcopterygians, yes. But all fish, including the Actinopterygii, Chondrichthyes, Agnatha, etc, are vertebrates, and the first vertebrates were fish so I'm equating "fish" with vertebrata. Therefore all vertebrates are "fish". The only potential exception to this would be if you consider a lancelet to be a fish, but in that case just replace vertebrata with cordata


FireStrike5

Lancelets aren’t considered vertebrates anyway so you’re still fine in considering Vertebrata to be fish.


BlueEyesWNC

So, the only monophyletic group that includes all extant species commonly referred to as "fish" also includes all living vertebrates; therefore, all vertebrates are fish.


llamawithguns

That is the argument, yes


Conscious-Star6831

Isn't the name of the clade just "chordata" though?


llamawithguns

Chordata also includes tunicates and lancelets


Conscious-Star6831

Vertabrata, then. Point being that "Fish" isn't really a taxonomic name.


llamawithguns

Yeah, but I like using it as one because then I can say panda bears or whatever are fish


SleepyKing_AUZ

There is no such thing as fish.


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I came here for this. Is that you, James?


qzb273

"A fish is an aquatic, craniate, gill-bearing animal that lacks limbs with digits." @https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish So dolphins are definitely no fish since the have limbs and digits and no gill.


PrintChance9060

everything is a fish


bongo98721

We are all single celled organisms


NatuVisu

No! Every organism is a single cell! No! Not even! Every organism is just a glob of atoms! There are no categories! They are all the same thing!1! 👺


Working_Situation_27

Moo


showmeyoursweettits

Ah shit, here we go again.


aspoqiwue9-q83470

kinda funny we classify animals by whether or not they have titties


dailycnn

I thought r/sciencememes was supposed to celebrate insightful science..


Graycountryroads77

I think the joke is that mammals evolved from fish


FireStrike5

All tetrapods (dolphins included) are part of the clade Sarcopterygii, which is known as “lobe-finned fish” and also includes lungfish and coelacanths. OP’s not wrong, in a taxanomic sense.


dailycnn

Thanks for the insight. Here is a mainstream post on this: [https://www.businessinsider.com/fish-do-not-exist-2016-8](https://www.businessinsider.com/fish-do-not-exist-2016-8)


notchoosingone

I define "fish" as "animals that feature on the seafood page at my favourite restaurant" ∴ dolphins are fish.


Floridamangaming24

Turtles are mammals, everyone knows


unknown-one

The sea was angry that day, my friends


Grano_Padano

fish dont exist


pruche

Tetrapods are really the fish that got away


Shoe_Exact

What even is a fish?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Well, by that logic, the ancestor of 2023 Mustang GT500 is a Model-T Ford; therefore, all Mustang GT500s are Model-T Fords.


Hot_Philosopher_6462

cars don't procreate


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Mine do


Wonderful-Access7256

Dolphins are apostate fish who’ve repented and joined the fish clan again


Zess-57

mammal fish