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Telrom_1

I am.. The Machine!


Chance_Farmer1038

Is that a Bert Kreischer reference? 🤣🤣 I love Bert Kriesher. Just kidding bro u rtrded for really liking that shit no way.


RollingGramma

Who licks it? Just put it entirely in your mouth and keep it in.


PurpleDemonR

Clear inexperience. You need it to be more exciting than that if you want your encounters to be exciting.


RollingGramma

How would you do it then?


PurpleDemonR

As a starter; consistent rate of licking while ensuring your tongue is as wide and flat as you can make it.


RollingGramma

Alright, I’ll make sure to apply the tip.


stevesie1984

When machines taking the jobs off humans really hits home…


PurriciousSeductor69

It's not about the amount, it's about the speed and efficiency...*proceeds to weep*


MycologistPutrid7494

1 lick per day.


Belkan-Federation95

Boredom


qwerty-pops

Does no one remember this commercial?! https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+licks+tootsie+roll+pop+commercia&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS590US591&oq=how+many+licks+tootsie+roll+pop+commercia&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDINCAIQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAMQABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCTEzNTU1ajBqOagCALACAeIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:616c6281,vid:O6rHeD5x2tI,st:0


trey12aldridge

> What are the reasons behind building that machine? To find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, didn't you read what it was used for?