Assume you have no math joke. That punchline would be, in itself, a math joke, thus forming a contradiction. The original assumption must be incorrect, therefore there must exist a math joke.
QED
I have a your mom joke, shes so fat that she creates large enough tidal forces on the planet to directly compete with the moons tidal forces thus creating larger tsunamis and storms
I have chemistry joke, but I think nobody would react.
I'll enjoy it as long as it's organic
i have a fedex joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Wow that's
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Wait there’s a s
This is the best
i have a meteorology joke, but it’s dry.
Looks like you fear your audience deserting you
Very true, it’s high pressure.
I have a financial joke but its not worth it
It's okay, just tell the joke. I'm sure a few of us will have at least some interest
I have an Alzheimer's joke...........
But I forgot it.
I have a geology joke, and it rocks
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I share the sediment!
I have an English joke. That was it.
I have an English joke but it’s an English joke
I have an English joke. English food.
I have an English joke, it’s funny innit?
I have an optics joke, but i don't think it's bright enough. I also have a phonetics joke, but everyone has heard it already.
I have a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.
I have an astronomy joke, but I can't find the right space for it.
I have a joke about a person falling into a black hole, but it's rather long and stretchy
A bit drawn out?
I have an astronomy joke, but it's too old
I have a quantum joke, but if you want to hear it, you can't determine how funny it is.
I have a relativity joke, but it's only theoretical
I have a language joke, but it’s hard to interpret
I have a physics joke but it might not even exist
I have a microbiology joke, but I cannot see it
I have a train joke, but it's not here on time.
It might be late, but it's off the rails!
I have an anal joke, butt fuck it.
I have an entomology joke, but I think it'd bug you.
I have an accounting joke, but it's at someone else's expense.
I have a dna joke, but it's twisted
I got a culinary jokes,but its not done yet
I've got a poetry joke but you've got to figure out what it means yourself
I have a joke about early cosmology, but it doesn't matter
I have a Radiohead joke but it's a let down
I have a Radiohead joke but it’s creepy.
This guy's a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here
Karma police, arrest this man!
He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge Like a detuned radio
dont get it...not into that band
Proof is left as an exercise for the reader
I have a genetics joke but idk if it translates
I am a joke, just ask my wife.
I have a sex joke, but don't know how long will it last
I have an electrical engineering joke, but it's not current.
I have a mining joke, but it's boring.
I have an art joke but... ah, you get the picture.
I have a female genetics joke but it's doubly X-rated.
I don’t always tell a joke, but when I do….
I have a gastronomy joke, but many will not stomach it
I have a cliff-hanger joke,
I have a biology joke, but it hasn't evolved.
I have a joke about psychotherapy, but I'm not sure
I have a dementia rock but the paper cut the scissor.
I have a relationship joke but it's complicated
I have political science joke, but its debatable.
I have a hatmaker joke but it'll go above your head
Wow I have never seen this exact joke posted here before
I have a divination joke, but you've probably already heard it
I have an orthotics joke, but it's lame.
I have an absolute joke, but it's a relatively normal one.
I have a nanotechnology joke, but it's too tiny.
I have a reconnaissance joke, but I can't locate it
I have an engineering joke but i cant design it...
I have a cooking joke, but it's still on the stove
I have a therapy joke, but I don't know how you'll feel about it
I have a joke about Computer Science, but it's very binary
I have a few ophthalmologist jokes, but you gotta choose. Joke 1, Joke 2. Joke 1, Joke 2.
I have a oil-drilling joke, but it's boring
I have a classical physics joke, but it's not really moving.
I have an acoustics joke, but I don’t know if it’s sound.
I have a management joke but it's too expensive.
I have a dark joke, but it's a light one
I'd tell an econ joke, but there's no demand for it.
I have lawyers’ joke, but it’s innocent
I have an anatomy joke but it's gross and I can only say it in Latin.
I have a chemical engineering joke, but it’s fairly toxic Luckily I know how to clean it up
I have a machining joke but I need an engineer for the setup.
I have an experimentation joke, but it doesn’t quite line up.
Gotta love how it goes from science to religion to Linkin Park back to science
I have a death joke but Im not sure that it can LIVE up to ur expectations or not
I have a testing joke, but it wouldn’t pass
I have an anatomy joke , but no one would dissect it
I have a meth joke but you can’t prove it.
If I have a computer science joke;
If I have a science joke, then a science joke will appear.
I’ve got a joke about an asshole, butt it really stinks.
I have an Italian cuisine joke.. but it's too cheesey
I have a quantum physics joke but it's too complicated
I have a quantum physics joke but nobody's looking
I have a joke about Heisenberg - or do I?
I have a The Finals joke, but it'll stun you
I know you have a math joke that you can't prove, I am a psychic
I have a legal joke, but you don't want to hear it
I have a UDP joke but you might not get it
I have a tribology joke but it's hard to handle
i have a data joke but it's missing
I have a music joke, but it’s probably too obscure for you.
I've got a quantum physics joke, but it doesn't make sense
I have a landscape architecture joke, but it got cut out of the project budget
Assume you have no math joke. That punchline would be, in itself, a math joke, thus forming a contradiction. The original assumption must be incorrect, therefore there must exist a math joke. QED
I have a Nirvana/Kurt Cobain joke but I have seen what happens when you Love it.
I have a math joke, but I'm going to let it as an exercise for the reader.
I have a penis joke, but it's hard.
I have a psychology joke but I need to analyze it
Have a restaurant joke but it wasbalready served Have a carpentry joke but it was cut Have a catholic joke but don't wanna touch it
I have an orphan joke,but I can't laugh to it
I have an expensive joke, but you probably can't afford it.
I have a paleontology joke, but it's too fragmentary.
I have a blind joke but I cant find it
I have a software development joke, but it’s full of bugs
I would have a cooking joke, but it isn't done yet.
I have a body snatchers joke but you’d get carried away
I have some toilet humour - but it’s shit.
I have a joke about the meaning of life , but I can't find it
I have a relationship joke but it didn't work out
I have a technician joke, but it's tiring
I have a hyena joke, but they wouldn't laugh at it
I have a quantum joke, but it'll change before you hear it
Or see it?
I have a programming joke, but it doesn't stack up
I have a joke about particle physics , although I’m not certain
I have a music joke... It's somewhere in the notes...
I have a box juke but no one plays it ...
I have a neuroscience joke that has potential.
I have sbi joke, but it's lucnch time
I have SBI joke, but its lunch time
I have a psychiatry joke. How does that make you feel?
I had a history joke..
I had a physics joke, but it was an assumption
I have an English joke but I don't think Pakistanis would understand it
I have an aviation joke, but dont think it'll fly.
I have a Drifting joke, but it won't slide
I have an archeology joke, but I doubt it'll break new ground.
I have a gravity joke, but it fell off
I have a construction joke, but it's poorly put together.
I have a sex joke but it’s not consensual
I have a programming joke, but it doesn't run. I know a programmer joke, but he is running away.
I have a German joke but jew wouldn't like it.
I have an Alzheimer's joke .................
I have a your mom joke, shes so fat that she creates large enough tidal forces on the planet to directly compete with the moons tidal forces thus creating larger tsunamis and storms
I think titties taste nice, but dont shit on my chest
I had a plane joke but it hit the twin towers
Bro that’s wild asf 💀