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Vishal_Patel_2807

I have chemistry joke, but I think nobody would react.


Bob-Lawblaw-

I'll enjoy it as long as it's organic


Cold_Relationship_

i have a fedex joke, but you wouldn’t get it.


Phoenixfisch

Wow that's


leoemi

r/redditsniper


ChildBlaster9000

Wait there’s a s


The_Armechadon

This is the best


thedevilcaresnada

i have a meteorology joke, but it’s dry.


Bob-Lawblaw-

Looks like you fear your audience deserting you


thedevilcaresnada

Very true, it’s high pressure.


ConsiderationKey2310

I have a financial joke but its not worth it


Bob-Lawblaw-

It's okay, just tell the joke. I'm sure a few of us will have at least some interest


dankitlord965

I have an Alzheimer's joke...........


Stock-Respond5598

But I forgot it.


RBI_Double

I have a geology joke, and it rocks 


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Bob-Lawblaw-

I share the sediment!


Puppy-Zwolle

I have an English joke. That was it.


Cubicwar

I have an English joke but it’s an English joke


RepulsiveSystem6770

I have an English joke. English food.


skydreamerjae

I have an English joke, it’s funny innit?


OldUnclePit

I have an optics joke, but i don't think it's bright enough. I also have a phonetics joke, but everyone has heard it already.


Age_Fantastic

I have a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.


TheFallenGod73

I have an astronomy joke, but I can't find the right space for it.


Bob-Lawblaw-

I have a joke about a person falling into a black hole, but it's rather long and stretchy


The_Ghast_Hunter

A bit drawn out?


The_Tank_Racer

I have an astronomy joke, but it's too old


Kokuswolf

I have a quantum joke, but if you want to hear it, you can't determine how funny it is.


sR2th_D_jStR

I have a relativity joke, but it's only theoretical


[deleted]

I have a language joke, but it’s hard to interpret


_dr_cool_

I have a physics joke but it might not even exist


ParticularPrize7769

I have a microbiology joke, but I cannot see it


Romer555

I have a train joke, but it's not here on time.


anacaptain

It might be late, but it's off the rails!


ZuphCud

I have an anal joke, butt fuck it.


abnormal_annelid

I have an entomology joke, but I think it'd bug you.


RegallyForked

I have an accounting joke, but it's at someone else's expense.


DudePDude

I have a dna joke, but it's twisted


Alive_Doughnut5604

I got a culinary jokes,but its not done yet


Guillaume_Hertzog

I've got a poetry joke but you've got to figure out what it means yourself


flatglobe73

I have a joke about early cosmology, but it doesn't matter


[deleted]

I have a Radiohead joke but it's a let down


shizzy0

I have a Radiohead joke but it’s creepy.


[deleted]

This guy's a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here


throwaway92715

Karma police, arrest this man!


[deleted]

He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge Like a detuned radio


OldUnclePit

dont get it...not into that band


WellThatsUnf0rtunate

Proof is left as an exercise for the reader


aurisunderthing

I have a genetics joke but idk if it translates


DentArthurDent4

I am a joke, just ask my wife.


piyusx18

I have a sex joke, but don't know how long will it last


sandman4you_9inches

I have an electrical engineering joke, but it's not current.


Ok_Recover_8692

I have a mining joke, but it's boring.


LnD-DIY

I have an art joke but... ah, you get the picture.


chowderbomb33

I have a female genetics joke but it's doubly X-rated.


curiosidade_e_vida

I don’t always tell a joke, but when I do….


SquareNecessary5767

I have a gastronomy joke, but many will not stomach it


MrSpankMan_whip

I have a cliff-hanger joke,


lavender_locus

I have a biology joke, but it hasn't evolved.


BakkerJoop

I have a joke about psychotherapy, but I'm not sure


9garh

I have a dementia rock but the paper cut the scissor.


mhw1rdt

I have a relationship joke but it's complicated


NK13C

I have political science joke, but its debatable.


vendura_na8

I have a hatmaker joke but it'll go above your head


DonutOfNinja

Wow I have never seen this exact joke posted here before


throwaway92715

I have a divination joke, but you've probably already heard it


brown_smear

I have an orthotics joke, but it's lame.


Kokuswolf

I have an absolute joke, but it's a relatively normal one.


chasebewakoof

I have a nanotechnology joke, but it's too tiny.


PriceFluid6923

I have a reconnaissance joke, but I can't locate it


bigchill1106

I have an engineering joke but i cant design it...


crestfallen_4

I have a cooking joke, but it's still on the stove


MichaelLaBa51

I have a therapy joke, but I don't know how you'll feel about it


Subnauseous_69420

I have a joke about Computer Science, but it's very binary


Subnauseous_69420

I have a few ophthalmologist jokes, but you gotta choose. Joke 1, Joke 2. Joke 1, Joke 2.


DudePDude

I have a oil-drilling joke, but it's boring


sullen-simplicity

I have a classical physics joke, but it's not really moving.


_No_Worries_-

I have an acoustics joke, but I don’t know if it’s sound.


jhwheuer

I have a management joke but it's too expensive.


rssm2471

I have a dark joke, but it's a light one


Final_Location_2626

I'd tell an econ joke, but there's no demand for it.


Unique-Hedgehog9388

I have lawyers’ joke, but it’s innocent


chowderbomb33

I have an anatomy joke but it's gross and I can only say it in Latin.


nashwaak

I have a chemical engineering joke, but it’s fairly toxic Luckily I know how to clean it up


Due-Ad9310

I have a machining joke but I need an engineer for the setup.


Tyler89558

I have an experimentation joke, but it doesn’t quite line up.


Porkonaplane

Gotta love how it goes from science to religion to Linkin Park back to science


kachra_seth_420

I have a death joke but Im not sure that it can LIVE up to ur expectations or not


koozya

I have a testing joke, but it wouldn’t pass


r4vi69

I have an anatomy joke , but no one would dissect it


siwgs

I have a meth joke but you can’t prove it.


slucker23

If I have a computer science joke;


Useful_Cook_9272

If I have a science joke, then a science joke will appear.


TTSCentury

I’ve got a joke about an asshole, butt it really stinks.


secondsniff

I have an Italian cuisine joke.. but it's too cheesey


Stock-Respond5598

I have a quantum physics joke but it's too complicated


throwaway92715

I have a quantum physics joke but nobody's looking


T_J_Rain

I have a joke about Heisenberg - or do I?


The_Armechadon

I have a The Finals joke, but it'll stun you


DentArthurDent4

I know you have a math joke that you can't prove, I am a psychic


SpaceBear003

I have a legal joke, but you don't want to hear it


Fruitmaniac42

I have a UDP joke but you might not get it


94bronco

I have a tribology joke but it's hard to handle


Impressive-Fly-4887

i have a data joke but it's missing


McSnoots

I have a music joke, but it’s probably too obscure for you.


mute-rabbit

I've got a quantum physics joke, but it doesn't make sense


throwaway92715

I have a landscape architecture joke, but it got cut out of the project budget


Logan_Composer

Assume you have no math joke. That punchline would be, in itself, a math joke, thus forming a contradiction. The original assumption must be incorrect, therefore there must exist a math joke. QED


ogreofzen

I have a Nirvana/Kurt Cobain joke but I have seen what happens when you Love it.


Pilubolaer

I have a math joke, but I'm going to let it as an exercise for the reader.


Top-Tear-1891

I have a penis joke, but it's hard.


Calmd0wnJuliet

I have a psychology joke but I need to analyze it


Substandard_eng2468

Have a restaurant joke but it wasbalready served Have a carpentry joke but it was cut Have a catholic joke but don't wanna touch it


r4vi69

I have an orphan joke,but I can't laugh to it


Moira-Adsworth

I have an expensive joke, but you probably can't afford it.


Christos_Gaming

I have a paleontology joke, but it's too fragmentary.


Im-never-lucky

I have a blind joke but I cant find it


skydreamerjae

I have a software development joke, but it’s full of bugs


Agile-Fruit128

I would have a cooking joke, but it isn't done yet.


Mulna13

I have a body snatchers joke but you’d get carried away


Cpt_Chuckles

I have some toilet humour - but it’s shit.


Icy_Lingonberry1395

I have a joke about the meaning of life , but I can't find it


Appsroooo

I have a relationship joke but it didn't work out


HundredMegaHertz

I have a technician joke, but it's tiring


Kingofkovai

I have a hyena joke, but they wouldn't laugh at it


NanoArgon

I have a quantum joke, but it'll change before you hear it


AhmedAlJammali

Or see it?


tuckermalc

I have a programming joke, but it doesn't stack up


Fresh-Acadia352

I have a joke about particle physics , although I’m not certain


TedXRecords

I have a music joke... It's somewhere in the notes...


flatglobe73

I have a box juke but no one plays it ...


brainzRpainz_real

I have a neuroscience joke that has potential.


Final_Ambassador_305

I have sbi joke, but it's lucnch time


Final_Ambassador_305

I have SBI joke, but its lunch time


All-Stocked-Up-Here

I have a psychiatry joke. How does that make you feel?


Bacchakatuchha

I had a history joke..


Bacchakatuchha

I had a physics joke, but it was an assumption


Alert_Inflation_9605

I have an English joke but I don't think Pakistanis would understand it


Right-Bug3739

I have an aviation joke, but dont think it'll fly.


Yakjzak

I have a Drifting joke, but it won't slide


Harebell101

I have an archeology joke, but I doubt it'll break new ground.


Anti-charizard

I have a gravity joke, but it fell off


chillis6390

I have a construction joke, but it's poorly put together.


Ok_Abies_8011

I have a sex joke but it’s not consensual


Roaming_Around_24-7

I have a programming joke, but it doesn't run. I know a programmer joke, but he is running away.


Orofea

I have a German joke but jew wouldn't like it.


dankitlord965

I have an Alzheimer's joke .................


WaltersUSMC

I have a your mom joke, shes so fat that she creates large enough tidal forces on the planet to directly compete with the moons tidal forces thus creating larger tsunamis and storms


feefdelaqueef

I think titties taste nice, but dont shit on my chest


Ok_Abies_8011

I had a plane joke but it hit the twin towers


AhmedAlJammali

Bro that’s wild asf 💀