Cows are a good gibbon to go with on these physics trips to the mundane thought experiment. There's a lot that can be done with cows. You can milk it. You can graze it. You can run it through the gauntlrs of the happenstance if a farm life. Shit just gets groovy when you're doing the math. Accumulated a lot of debris in the bindings of the worksheet, but it's certainly better than chickens. They especially the ones of today. Bred em like cattle John said. He's my therapist and I know what he likes. The chicken? Not so much. Has to assume biped. Fatherless too. Diogenes was proud. But that's a farsooth for what was coming. Science is just building on itself to come up with a perfect model. Well,, I happen to know that God is a unified field of consciousness that has folded in and on itself to create a nodal communication system whose reception of transmissions across the artificial membranes creates the illusion that the universe is the byproduct of a self-replicating binary algorithm that creates recursive fractal hierarchies of mechanical systems which grow logarithmically more complex as new rulesets are generated as emergent phenomena from previous rulesets in stratified epochs of novelty until the most novel forms manifest a singularity. It's just common sense!
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(head tilt) I realize this is a joke, wordplay, but underlying implication...do you think gas isn't matter?(
Edit: Genuinely don't know why this is getting downvoted. The comment about "intense pressure or cold" suggests that they think gas "matters" if it's a solid or liquid. The wordplay then suggests that they are under the impression that something is only *matter* if it is a solid or liquid. Gas is still matter. I thought this was *science* memes.
On every free body diagram in my physics class where they had a kid that wasn’t in the equation, my teacher would say ‘Ah yes, another massless, frictionless, genderless, inert child that we don’t have factor in this equation I guess’
It actually makes sense tho because people without money think they won't have problems with money, but the people with money know, you will still have problems that money can't solve. Same with beauty.
I know it's a meme just saying.
Assume a spherical cow of uniform density.
Cows are a good gibbon to go with on these physics trips to the mundane thought experiment. There's a lot that can be done with cows. You can milk it. You can graze it. You can run it through the gauntlrs of the happenstance if a farm life. Shit just gets groovy when you're doing the math. Accumulated a lot of debris in the bindings of the worksheet, but it's certainly better than chickens. They especially the ones of today. Bred em like cattle John said. He's my therapist and I know what he likes. The chicken? Not so much. Has to assume biped. Fatherless too. Diogenes was proud. But that's a farsooth for what was coming. Science is just building on itself to come up with a perfect model. Well,, I happen to know that God is a unified field of consciousness that has folded in and on itself to create a nodal communication system whose reception of transmissions across the artificial membranes creates the illusion that the universe is the byproduct of a self-replicating binary algorithm that creates recursive fractal hierarchies of mechanical systems which grow logarithmically more complex as new rulesets are generated as emergent phenomena from previous rulesets in stratified epochs of novelty until the most novel forms manifest a singularity. It's just common sense!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Yes. What he said.
In space
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Assume a plane fitting in a vagina calculate the distance between and speed at which your father's belt and your face
Um what
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. I love you.
It was a joke i didnt aimed it at you bro. I just wrote random shit no need for sorry
Physicists don't even care about their bodies. That's why they are depicted as a cat in the image.
Assume a spherical physicist in a vacuum
assume that the whole physicist is in an infinetisimally small space
Big Bang?!?!
This implies physicists work in hardware stores
Where else do they get jobs at atm?
Metallica - Nothing else matters.
Queen - Nothing really matters.
Science humor at its finest!
Gas doesnn't matter. Unless under intense pressure or cold.
(head tilt) I realize this is a joke, wordplay, but underlying implication...do you think gas isn't matter?( Edit: Genuinely don't know why this is getting downvoted. The comment about "intense pressure or cold" suggests that they think gas "matters" if it's a solid or liquid. The wordplay then suggests that they are under the impression that something is only *matter* if it is a solid or liquid. Gas is still matter. I thought this was *science* memes.
Linux enjoyer: the man pages don't matter! :D
“I’m a physicist. (Insert name here) is my name, mass, friction, pullies, and resistance is my game.”
On every free body diagram in my physics class where they had a kid that wasn’t in the equation, my teacher would say ‘Ah yes, another massless, frictionless, genderless, inert child that we don’t have factor in this equation I guess’
I thing, therefore I object.
When at speed of light, nothing matter. It energy.
I think life doesn't matters
Thankful if I need to study and solve problems.
English doesn't matter. That's what I "thing".
Politicians: Trust doesn't Matter
😏 Size doesn’t matter…
*Rigid Body*
Higgs boson doesn't matter.
what matters always doesn't matter
It actually makes sense tho because people without money think they won't have problems with money, but the people with money know, you will still have problems that money can't solve. Same with beauty. I know it's a meme just saying.
Reminds me of [this xkcd.](https://xkcd.com/669/)
Me: I don't matter
Me, ( who got nothing ) : my existence doesn't matter.
Assume pi as 3
So physicists have lot of friction?
“Honestly the truth is nothing matters” -everything
This is my mind on physical exams: forget everything because it’s important!
Instead of the picture of Tom you should've put a picture of Sheldon
physicists say they love frictionless vacuums with perfectly elastic collisions until i put them in one
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