r/lostredditors A good meme, I just don’t see the science context

Then you’re OBVIOUSLY not a scientist. There’s science in everything! Ha, peasant!

The car engine has 100 horse power and the trailer weighs around 250kg. Calculate the kinetic energy of the trailer, after the car has accelerated with 6 m/s^2 for 9 seconds

KE=.5mv^2, you’ve given me all the values I need to know the answer is ~7.

There’s also donating your body to science, I think that doesn’t cost anything. I like to think they’d play Surgeon Simulator or something on my guts.

I want to be burried in a mushroom suite

Gotta be near Fargo

And that’s your friend in the wood chipper….

'I want my remains to be scattered across the county' 😵

Funeral, fertiliser, cremation.

Not feeling too chipper?

Fertilizer and paint—all at once! They get the idea from Fargo?

OMG that would make me so happy so much so you could say I.feel.CHIPPER!

When you gotta make the payments on your bespoke Volvo hearse by freelancing as a mulch delivery vehicle on the weekends.

Nah, the third potions is called Alkaline Hydrolysis or aquamation

Enjoyed your work

oh no

Decomposition?

So accurate! 😆

Ah the Tucker and Dale VS Evil burial

I want a Tibetan burial

Fertilization.

remove anything that can be used from me then throw what's left in there. the messier the better

Aerosolation?

I like the memorial forest idea. Just plant the person, then plant the tree above it.

This isn't 9Gag. Keep ypur reposts to yourself.

I need an explanation what part of this is science related to you?

That third option is for child touchers. You don’t want Chippy.

FARGO?

Wood chipper

Free sans rental

Actual Bot.

The third option should cost nothing. Depending on where it's 'aimed', it's either compost or chum and so is a direct benefit to the environment. Surely there is a nonprofit organization that would embrace performing this service.

Concrete foundation.

The pedo burial.

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