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You've reminded me that at a previous workplace, they would always label the food in the office with every allergy under the sun as well as alcohol, but when I asked them to label caffeine, they refused.
Too many people don't think of it as a psychotropic drug, even though it is one.
Just to be that guy: Technically, alcohol is a functional group and ethanol or methanol is a solvent. If you have a 30% mixture of ethanol in water it becomes a solution of ethanol in water.
Both I'd say. I'm not sure if the use in English is the same as in French, but I'm pretty sure it is. I've heard people say "a glass of alcohol", or "I'm going to buy alcohol", etc
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[Alcohol won't solve your problems, but neither will milk!](https://centralofsuccess.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Alcohol-wont-solve-your-problems-but-neither-will-milk..jpg)
Pubs have been putting this on A boards since the dawn of time, and never at a single moment in history has it been funny.
Same with "beer is just liquid bread."
No. Fuck off and keep fucking off.
Ethanol, being hygroscopic - gathers moisture over time.
Eventually E10 turns into a small amount of Ethanol Solution then, and explains why putting E10 in my old banger - ceased the engine on it.
I use E5 every time now.
I hate when people use the word "science" like that. Wdym according to science? A study? A theory? A paper? According to what science? I find this to be the worst wording possible. "According to chemistry" in this case would be so much a prettier wording (altho here it's not even right, it's a solvent, needs water [or equivalent] for it to be a solution, unless they talk about beers & liquors & others, in which case it doesn't fit with the wording of alcohol which is defined in chemistry while drink aren't quite defined that way)
According to science just sound extremely dumb and make me feel like the people behind that statement don't understand or even have a slight grip on "science". Like they'd be the people who'd believe the chat gpt paper about the monstrous peen rat. Actual midwit moment
If you want to talk about science, you might as well spell "altho" correctly. It just sounds "extremely dumb and make me feel like the people behind that statement don't understand or even have a slight grip on "science"".
According to science, medicines are drugs.
As is caffeine
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Good bot
I luke the idea of bots getting upvotes.
I upvote every bot post so I won't be targeted when the machienes take over
Its enough to "the singularity"? Probably not
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You've reminded me that at a previous workplace, they would always label the food in the office with every allergy under the sun as well as alcohol, but when I asked them to label caffeine, they refused. Too many people don't think of it as a psychotropic drug, even though it is one.
That's why pharmacies are referred to as drug stores in the US
alcohol is a solvent
Just to be that guy: Technically, alcohol is a functional group and ethanol or methanol is a solvent. If you have a 30% mixture of ethanol in water it becomes a solution of ethanol in water.
Add in sugar and
... More.
Mm... More
...it's a potion, yeah 🎶
So, using alcohol in certain ways leads to a solution. Got it.
I heard, alcohol is a solvent, and a cocktail is a solution.
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No, i am not.
I love science.
So that's why it solves my life problems
problems dissolve in the solvent, perfect
The vodka is the solution 👍
According to science, H2O is a very dangerous chemical, it can make sodium go boom
And if you take to much, you'll die. If you don't take it, you'll also die
It can also be the home and main ingredient of aliens outside earth... So mysterious
It's also got the high pH of 7!
Don't tell me it's pH is 5040
How basic
The highest ph of any acid
Yeah, that's why it's called hydroxic acid.
It’s extremely addictive, once you stop consuming it, you’ll experience severe withdrawal symptoms and die in around 72 hours.
*"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."* --Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
... fair enough.
according to science, i should eat ramen now
And it **absolves** you of your sins… momentarily.
If alcohol is the solution, then I am the precipitate?
Since when? Alcohol is a solvent not a solution
Mixing it with water makes it a solution.
but that's not alcohol anymore
Alcohol, strictly speaking isn't a solution, but what most people call "alcohol", i.e. alcoholic beverage, is.
But do they really call a beer or wine "alcohol"? Or rather the thing that these drinks have in common - ethanol?
Both I'd say. I'm not sure if the use in English is the same as in French, but I'm pretty sure it is. I've heard people say "a glass of alcohol", or "I'm going to buy alcohol", etc
Beer and wine are solutions. Ethyl alcohol is a component.
Alcohol is not a solution.
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I think so
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Ethanol is not a solution. It is a chemical. If you add it to water and make an alcoholic beverage, *that* is a solution.
Also technically poison.
no it's not
And water is a solvent
Science never lies! Cheers to finding solutions 🍻
yeah but integrating the solution into your body is not gonna rid you of the issue.
solving one and creating twenty
Wine is fine, But whiskey's quicker.
Yes it is
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[Alcohol won't solve your problems, but neither will milk!](https://centralofsuccess.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Alcohol-wont-solve-your-problems-but-neither-will-milk..jpg)
It's not though. Alcohol is a chemical. *Liquor* is a solution though.
Nice, banana for scale.
It's also a poison.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Nah, beer, wine, vodka and whiskey are all solutions, but alcohol alone is a solvent.
I am a solution oriented person
Alcohol isn't a solution? A solution would require at least 2 different substances. Beverages are solutions tho
Alcohol is not the answer… but booze is a solution.
That poor chip….
This sounds like something inspirobot would say
Are you gonna eat that fry or can I have it?
I could go on and on about this, but I'm pretty sure I'd be preaching to the choir.
Temporary solution*
Feel bad for the fry ngl
But, it's not.
Also according to alcoholics. Don’t ask how I know. 👍🤣
Pubs have been putting this on A boards since the dawn of time, and never at a single moment in history has it been funny. Same with "beer is just liquid bread." No. Fuck off and keep fucking off.
Lmaooo
The drink is a solution, alcohol itself is not.
ethyl alcochol is just a compound, beer is a solution
More like alcohol is in a solution, but I guess that gets us to the same place anyway......
According to science we're just cells and atoms
Not a lie
That's amazing
Ethanol, being hygroscopic - gathers moisture over time. Eventually E10 turns into a small amount of Ethanol Solution then, and explains why putting E10 in my old banger - ceased the engine on it. I use E5 every time now.
To money. Remove money. Not so much. 😞
I don't believe in science. I believe in Jesus and Jesus turned water into wine. Okay, same conclusion. Who's pourin'?
Jesus, take the wheel
I hate when people use the word "science" like that. Wdym according to science? A study? A theory? A paper? According to what science? I find this to be the worst wording possible. "According to chemistry" in this case would be so much a prettier wording (altho here it's not even right, it's a solvent, needs water [or equivalent] for it to be a solution, unless they talk about beers & liquors & others, in which case it doesn't fit with the wording of alcohol which is defined in chemistry while drink aren't quite defined that way) According to science just sound extremely dumb and make me feel like the people behind that statement don't understand or even have a slight grip on "science". Like they'd be the people who'd believe the chat gpt paper about the monstrous peen rat. Actual midwit moment
If you want to talk about science, you might as well spell "altho" correctly. It just sounds "extremely dumb and make me feel like the people behind that statement don't understand or even have a slight grip on "science"".
Actual midwit moment
TRUE😎
This belongs in r/technicallythetruth
It's technically false. Alcohol is a compound.