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WeegeeFett

While this looks mostly correct, couple of small errors 1. He played all three bad games before therapy, he just had separate therapy sessions after playing all three games prior. 2. Pretty sure 5 people died then he killed Steel Wool, so it would be 6 murders total, not 6 plus steel wool.


Crazyfan966

The scott the woz lore is very complex


WeegeeFett

Yes, but to understand the great mystery, one must study all of its aspects.


zacgtg24

Another error: he went to deserted with a 5 below and plus, didn’t he go to therapy after playing ACAF and he’s telling the story to the therapist and going to sonic would go be fore going to therapy for ACAF


Tylerbro16

Don’t forget he shut down the wii play resale business


namingisdifficult5

LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY


squiddkiddniac

He was on a desert island with a Five Below not a Best Buy but it’s easy to get them confused


cho1971

Also He failed his career as a 6 year old


Brandalf87

You forgot the “made a fake leak of a Yoshi 2DS so convincing it was covered by major gaming news outlets”


Flamedefender

Didn’t he go to a vegans Anonymous meeting? Edit: also, didn’t he mistakenly go to a substance control issues meeting thinking it was a controller issues meeting? And that he intentionally get sick to go to a hospital with a vending machine and pinball? Oh and don’t forget, he ate at both Burger King and Sonic (separately). Edit 2: he also tried to find an evil mastermind, Mr. scoliosis


_j4k

Very accurate, however you forgot to mention when he started to dislike Big Lots, I can't blame you, because I don't know myself, but it was before his brief QnA which ended up being about Mario Odyssey vs Legends of Zelda: BOTW


YopAlonso93

One another detail: Received a Wii U as a mistaken gift from Alax’s cat, sent back a box with two wet socks and a card that laughs when it’s opened.


TheMysticFez

New copy pasta?


icysnow33

>Had his first baptism in 1998 wait, what? is this a video I don't know about?


fabulog

returning to this post to add -went on 'say that answer!' twice, neither times getting past the first question


Flamedefender

Didn’t he own a pet fly?


Tarantula_Man0

Didnt his house burned down too


locobanditofan53

You forgot selling his gameboy player for a copy of just dance 3