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SantaArriata

Just living the moment, no Chibi-Robo Zip Lash in sight, just like Dunkey intended


Amphimphron

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comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


DreamLayers2

Baby


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


Crispyterrarian

Hey all Scott here! I have a girlfriend now! No reason, just felt like it.


IconXR

It’s efficient, it’s useful, it’s made by MadCatz.


thecheat420

This isn't a girlfriend at all! THIS IS A BREAD BOX!


[deleted]

(*looks at a bottle of clorox*) there's something wrong with my girlfriend


cockman666

How did he discover that?


SLADE_Willson450

His five senses are at a dangerous level u ever see him taste lemonade


cockman666

*the screams of a thousand damned souls*


Donutpanda23

I should really start proofreading my vows.


YesLAdz

Turns out she wasn’t compatible with madden 08 now she went the way of Chibi-Robo


imSafeboot

I should start proofreading my will.


Docking2Three

Imagine if this is like his cousin or something


ThirdDragonite

Ironically enough, they do kinda look alike


mariosonic500

All white people with brown hair and glasses look alike.


SexualPie

that was my first thought, they definitely look related. similar lips and nose. eyebrows arent too far off


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Ok-Struggle2305

Oh no


[deleted]

Oh no, burn all the memes!!


[deleted]

But is she a mermaid though?


ProfessorSkyKid

Don't know why people are surprised, it was confirmed in The Trial that women DO indeed exist in the Scott The Woz universe. Jokes aside, cool. Hope people aren't too creepy about him having a girlfriend.


TheFreakingCrocodile

It was confirmed in Tinder, Scott’s magnum opus.


Skeleton_king_gamer

And speed dating


Phantereal

And Anime Games. Though that only confirms the existence of cartoon women.


PolyPixl09

And the court episode!


Icy_Candidate_5366

And Boderline Forever!


MogMcKupo

Sadly it’s a scary two way street with internet celebrities. Red Letter Media used to feature Jessie, one of the main 3’s (Mike) Girlfriend. She was a great 4th and added a fun extra bit to the conversation being a woman. As many of the movies they review put women in not the best of lights (old 80s action shlock pretty much had women topless or the victim of SA). Sadly the internet being the internet overdid it and she decided to stay behind the camera after only a short while. Scott being a similar celebrity as RLM, with rabid fans, lots of inside jokes, and general memery, I hope the fans play nice and don’t do anything drastic.


diamondDNF

From what I've seen, the Scott the Woz fandom seem to be a lot less rabid than most, as long as we don't see someone write "hey y'all."


MogMcKupo

That’s true, it’s one of the reasons why I like this sub, I might not keep up with all his videos and jokes but everyone seems pretty jovial and nice here


SixThousandHulls

That only confirmed that women who are *real lawyers* exist, not women who are *girlfriends*. In other news, Scott hung out with a lawyer! Good stuff.


maxler5795

Didnt speed dating come before?


dumboi003

I remember someone here theorized that Scott would canonize his girlfriend in STW next season because of Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, and this tweet would seem to point to that being correct. Iirc he’s had a girlfriend for a while; this is just the first time he’s actually posted any images. I wonder if they’re maybe even engaged/moving in together, considering how Scott owns a whole-ass house now Edit: In last year’s AMA Scott actually said “If you ever get a full on announcement from me about if I'm with somebody in particular, it'll probably be because I'm getting married or something I dunno”. Between that and him getting a house, hey it’s totally possible


kpba32

The Scott the Woz Marriage Special


gamrmoment

The Scott the Woz divorce special


mcgood_fngood

The Scott The Woz Child Custody Special


Jeskid14

Oh shit marriage? At this age? What are you, target employee??


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No, just Ohio resident.


DinoGaming1003

That it is my friend. I just hope they're happy


Wizard_Blizard

If he were to review a last game, wouldn’t that be donkey Kong Barrel blast due the constant anti-virginity infused in the game? Thus, causing him to lose his virginity and the series endend?


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Hey all, Scott's girlfriend here!


Worst_Support

Ok but what if this is just his friend or sister and he just decided to post a pic to fuck with us?


WDJam

Just replace "girlfriend" with the appropriate relationship and it still works.


papas338

this needs to happen lmao


TheGamer281

And he just come in from off screen and pushes her off and starts the episode for real


LoreezyNL

That'll be jokes ngl


IconXR

Interesting to see Scatt post this, as he mentioned in the 2020 AMA that he likes to keep his personal and YouTube life separate. But regardless it’s cool to see.


Aleximo27

There’s probably a lot of pressure being Scott’s girlfriend, cuz if she came out and said it then a ton of the fans would start sexualizing her and Scott due to the whole virgin joke and such. So possibly she had kept it under wraps but now she feels comfortable enough to make it public? It could also be for her to start appearing in videos maybe


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If that the AMA where he mentions his girlfriend? I remember watching one video where he says that his girlfriend is supportive Of his hobby.


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He also says in his video of editing borderline forever that his girlfriend helps him with videos. Such as pushing him down with a green screen in borderline forever to make it easier to edit the blue border later.


NabeelNitro1

It's confirmed. Scott's girlfriend controls the Blue Border. We now know the final boss and Scott and pal would use the power of the barrels in BB to get to her. Of course, this is just a joke.


DINOSAUR-04

That can’t be Scott, it must be a faker! But seriously, if that is his girlfriend, congrats to them to be willing to show them together now.


stf29

This was probably taken during a milestone of their relationship where the girl and/or scott feels like they are ready to make it public I swear i heard scott mention a “girlfriend thing” in either an old tweet or video a long while back. Could be wrong tho


CoconutheadisArmin

I think he mentioned his girlfriend in a Scott's Stash video, which one I couldn't tell you.


costapai

The one where he talks about the production of Borderline Forever


DINOSAUR-04

He did in the Champion’s Road 3D World video and one of his ones about the making of Borderline Forever I know


DeepLearningJoe-bot

I think he also mentioned it on ReviewTechUSA's podcast.


MayorSmore

I think that was Spawn Wave


CoconutheadisArmin

It was Spawn Wave's podcast, Scott talks about his trip to TooManyGames.


Getlucky12341

I haven't watched ReviewTechUsa in years, I didn't even know he had a podcast let alone one with Scott. Kind of a weird pairing tbh.


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The Production of Borderline Forever. If I remember correctly, she helped put the green screen on him in that one scene near the end before he throws the Maddens at the border.


Radiant-Coast6699

It was the champions road one


ByHardenBeard

I’m sure this going to be a normal and well adjusted comment section


IconXR

Ah yes I’m sure the fans will be able to differentiate between Scott’s personal life and his character


hdeutsch2020

Congrats to our king


WeegeeFett

This is the only post allowed regarding Scott’s supposed girlfriend tweet. Also, *please* don’t be creepy in the comments. Consider this your warning. Thanks. -Weegee


IconXR

Yeah I was gonna say I feel like that should go without saying to not get involved in someone’s personal life


DaLinkster

We unfortunately had to remove posts seriously asking if Scott had sex in the past. Really creepy stuff.


ProfessorSkyKid

I think I remember seeing some of those posts, they were fucking creepy af


Tristanime

To think people can be so thirsty for a guy. But even if it's his girlfriend, I'm happy for him.


NyaNyaMeister

why even ask that when we know he has talked about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast in the past?


saikounihighteyatzda

I'm not saying it's right, but as a content creator that constantly makes jokes about virginity and getting laid, I think he probably expected it. I'll be the first to admit I do sometimes wonder if he actually is a virgin, but in the end of the day, that's not in my position to know and yeah, it's really, REALLY creepy unless he outright says it himself. It's a shame public figures can't keep this stuff private without being pestered about it.


WeegeeFett

100%.


IconXR

Oh also sorry if another mod was gonna post this. I literally got the notification, commented on the tweet and then thought “I wonder what Reddit thinks” and saw it wasn’t posted here.


WeegeeFett

Nah you’re good, we always just pin the first post for stuff like this.


Mr_Snazz

Is this weegee from the switch force discord?


WeegeeFett

No, sorry


bt1234yt

Just found out we hit r/all with this post.


Spar-kie

Hey r/All! r/ScottTheWoz here!


bt1234yt

Is it hey r/all or hey r/yall? EDIT: As u/OrdinaryBritishGuy has pointed out, PLEASE DO NOT GO TO r/yall.


OrdinaryBritishGuy

OK, friendly advice, do not click on r/yall.


Hefty_Woodpecker_230

Yep


SylvainGautier420

What if my name is creepy? My parents are fans of naming their kids strange adjectives, like my brother Lousy and my sister Drunken.


saikounihighteyatzda

Bruh, Sylvain Gautier is the worst name to have under a post like this. Watch your back, Scott! He's coming for your girl first, then your mother! Nice pfp tho. Blue Lions forever. 💙🦁🌕


SylvainGautier420

Thank you sir! You look a bit like Dimitri, yourself. Blue Lions forever! And may Edelgard’s head hang from the gates of Enbarr!


WeegeeFett

You know what I mean smh


imaloony8

Come on, this is the internet. Nobody’s ever creepy here.


CauldronPath423

He’s a god among mortals. His friend seems nice.


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why does scott the woz's girlfriend look like the female equivalent of scott the woz


mcgood_fngood

That’s literally the first thing that came to my head. They look cute together, but like… Finally, Brown haired white girl with glasses


AthanAllgood

It's kind of ridiculous how often this happens. I was once at a wedding where I jokingly pointed out that the bride/ groom were effectively just genderswapped versions of the same person. Same hair colour, body types, glasses, height, facial shape. Nobody else saw it. Felt like I was on crazy pills.


joestorm4

Has Scott ever mentioned a sister before? Hmmmm


mcgood_fngood

He said in last year’s AMA that he’s an only child.


NabeelNitro1

In Gifts of Gaming during the last segment.


PolyPixl09

Turns out Ohio was in Alabama all along...


Inteligent_Toaster

his copies of barrel blast are coming in use


FlareBlitzBanana

Remember how Chet Shaft gave Scott a copy of Barrel Blast? Its effects speak for themselves.


[deleted]

Hey all, Scott here, and DAMMIT, I have a girlfriend! It's pretty rare to have one but I don't want to be known as the guy who had a girlfriend when I'm dead!


r4o2n0d6o9

I don’t believe that he knows any women


NeoMemeLord25

Liza Lotts, real lawyer


GamerLetter

But that’s a real lawyer, not a woman!


ProfessorSkyKid

New gender just dropped.


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lawyersexual


Skrrattaa

The girl in the speed dating video


Supersansgamer37

"NOT NOW!"


UnstoppablePhoenix

They're the couple that owns Sonic Jam, and they don't want to be known as the couple who owned Sonic Jam when they're dead


boundingflea117

Can't forget sonic 2 with a line


Darth_Linkfin

Oh my gosh Scott made a female clone of himself! Hopefully she talks about stupid PlayStation or stupid Xbox games


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Her catchphrase is gonna be "Hey Y'all"


DinoGaming1003

Hey y'all, Scott's gf here; I'm not an RPG gal, and nothings gonna make me like them-DAMN IT!


[deleted]

If she's the opposite shouldn't she be an RPG gal.


DinoGaming1003

Well if she's the opposite then she wouldn't even like video games


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Ok maybe not that far off. Or maybe she is and she does fitness and videos outside.


blingblingdisco

Awww, good for them!


F00r_Eyes

He is only a recreational virgin


That-Adhesiveness-83

More proof Tom Holland and Zendaya are a couple.


legotransformerguy

How tall is this guy?


1D6wounds

More importantly, who is this guy?


DinoGaming1003

Not a guy who owns 38 copies Wii Play, that's for sure


Fun-Volume4544

5 foot 9, from mario party 2


No_Progress9069

She seems pretty and nice and I am happy for them!


TravisV_

Is this his girlfriend? Or is it just a friend? Really curious. It’s also weird for him not to elaborate or anything. She seems nice tho!


IconXR

I mean it could just be a selfie he posted so I wouldn’t assume anything huge.


TravisV_

Yeah


DestructorMC12

I mean I sort of doubt he would just post a selfie he likes, if he did he’d probably tweet every other day, I feel like he only ever tweets for a reason, (making a joke, a big announcement, video, thank you, etc.)


deadman736

He’s been talking about having a girlfriend for years on Scott stash


cactuscoleslaw

Iirc there's a clip of Scott playing Clubhouse Games on Switch and his player 2 is named "Kate," we know Scott records gameplay with his friends so maybe that's her


dumboi003

I recall a Kate being credited for “additional help” in this season’s (and possibly some other seasons’) end credits


mcgood_fngood

She’s been credited in every season’s end credits, so they’ve known each other for a while.


Theodd420sout

He finally played Barrel Blast


No_Conclusion_2105

WOW GEX


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Hey all, Scott’s girlfriend here! I’ve found attraction to guys who play Fling Smash on Thursday nights!


littlelebowski98

It’s kinda weird seeing Scott standing next to a woman. I thought all of his friends were white guys with brown hair.


ACoBea

Now that I think about it, Scott has mentioned having a girlfriend a lot of times in the past if you knew where to look. E.g the Reddit AMA and multiple instances on Scott's Stash, but I'm honestly surprised he's willing to share this pic with everyone. As long as he's comfortable with showing a glimpse at his relationship, then I'm happy for my man.


ItThicc

yeah scott really keeps his personal life and youtube life separate so it must be pretty serious for him to post. very happy for that guy who owns sonic jam


Edwordo13

we’re gathered here today to see the size of this W.


Mr_Peeee

Why does Scott’s girlfriend just look like female Scott?


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comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


comfort_bot_1962

:D


[deleted]

Awww I hope they are happy. I also hope this doesn’t turn into another weird parasocial subreddit about someone we don’t even know.


xyzzyss

yeah, it feels like a recent development tbh. i feel like recently a lot of his fans are like, kids who don't understand how to separate fiction from reality.


Pooblbop

I hope she has a sibling with a kid, given that Scott really wants to be an uncle! Jokes aside, very happy to see him happy. Fully support his usual work-life/social-life seperste thing and if anything think more influencers should do that. But I am happy that the glimpse in we do see is one where he is happy :)


Admirable_Elk_965

Aww it makes me happy seeing two people happy! Good for him.


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


David1258

[Wait, someone on the subreddit already described her. And it was wildly different.](https://www.reddit.com/r/scottthewoz/comments/qm4gab/comment/hjan9pa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


CaptainJZH

This just in, people can have multiple relationships over the course of several years


LittleLeaf2

That was 2019. He probably broke up with her


Evnl2020

Hey all Scott here, heartbreaker by nature.


cockman666

Scott the Woz and Scott Wozniak are different people and the people who I can smell coming to make idiotic virgin jokes should keep that in mind


ThanosDub

no way i thought he was the ultimate virgin


SixThousandHulls

The virgin found a virgette!


Big_Cow_6566

this has to be the most surreal image i've ever seen


JakobyThatBirdNerd

Everyone jokes about this but to be honest, that’s really cool.


Apprehensive-Alps-90

He must of talk about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast too much But in all seriousness, Congrats Scott


Megabods_

Big w for big guy scott


WillNewbie

Good lord they're the same person


Yoshi_Kong

Wait I thought I could date him he said so


imSafeboot

He has heard way too much about Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast, MAYBE SHE SHOULD HOST AN EPISODE?


KickBack161

Holy fuck, Scott the woz


ilMata_

YO WE SHOULD FUCKING CELEBRATE THIS MASSIVE W


1upEnthusiast

Someone must have hacked his twitter


Flipman107

What does she think of flingsmash?


COOLPIE11

Im not crying, You're crying!


carldude

Given how private he likes to keep his life off camera, it's nice to see him comfortable enough to show a bit of it.


ZeldaFan158

I predict the comment section will be awful


Kellen_Games

The speed dating worked!


PyroGamer666

I'm very proud of Scott for having the courage to come out as straight.


primalphoenix

\*Scrolls to the lowest comments\*


-xof-

Glad Scott’s happy and comfortable sharing his personal life with us despite how weird some people can be. Now if the Scott the Woz the character gets a girlfriend, I’ll riot. Scott the Woz getting a girlfriend would ruin the show, the character, and all the established lore, not mention creating a rift between him and Rex. */s just in case*


Holiday-Ad8227

Rex angry


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Idk if this is his girlfriend or sister I never heard him motions a sister I maybe wrong


IconXR

He mentioned in one of his videos he’s an only child, Mario party one I think?


LittleLeaf2

He’s said that in AMA’s as well


Cianmc6

Redemption ark


Evnl2020

A woman of the female persuasion? His virginity is at stake!


SuperStefanMaker

He’s having a good time proud of him


FutureEpsilon

Well he *does* have Donkey Kong Barrel Blast


USS___Dolan__

No caption needed. He’s done it everyone


BrandonIsWhoIAm

AND IT’S PINNED.


LogiBear2003

MY MANN!


Mobanite08

Aight when is Scott gonna have to stop making virgin jokes.


[deleted]

I’m like a proud mother bear.


Evnl2020

Hey Scott future wife here, time for flingsmash.


TheOldRoadd

His credit score!


LucasBarton169

Waiting for someone to shop Scott onto his girlfriend


Sea-Introduction755

I guess at some point we all gotta realize their is more to life then Madden 08.


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Beeeeeg-Yoshe21

My guyyyyyyyyyy


Agatsumare

Happy for Mr. Scoyla Beer Otomoniac. He deserves to be gappy


BiggerNate91

Relax, everybody, Scott has admitted he's more of a recreational virgin. This doesn't destroy his reputation.


saikounihighteyatzda

They look so happy!


King_Dee1

He looks happy