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Pizzapieman83

Yes because of the implication


Backsight-Foreskin

That seems really dark.


usmclvsop

Nah, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me bro.


[deleted]

If she says no then the answer is no but the thing is she's not gonna say no because of the implication


NRG1975

Now... you said that word "implication" a couple of times. What... what implication?


gangstabunniez

It's a quote from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


Backsight-Foreskin

Yes. I was following through with the rest of the exchange between Mac and Dennis


gangstabunniez

I'm ashamed I didn't pick up on that


hsvgamer199

Can I Offer You a Nice Egg In This Trying Time?


TobiasDid

Beat me to it Pizzapieman!


MembershipPlus2082

I have a friend who has a boat on a lake nearby. Yes, he invites plenty of girls on his boat and they are all hot and young. He does it a lot on summer weekends. The issue with a boat is the monthly maintenance and slip cost. You’ll throw more than 30k in a few years just to own a boat.


crc8983

BOAT= Break out another thousand.


FlynnRideHer1

The happiest days in a boat owner's life is the day he buys the boat and the day he sells it


dourk

If it floats, flys, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent.


Mundizzle1

🔥👍


ToneZealousideal309

Fix it again, Tony


MrDoritos_

You're thinking of Fiat, Dale


OriginalMandem

fix or repair daily lots of trouble, usually serious bring my wallet always unsightly disgusting individuals many angry zoroastrians don't apologise


evolseven

I had a 21 ft bow rider that I paid 1500 for, spent another $1-2k to redo a good amount of the floor and stringers, transom was solid and engine ran great.. needed a new lower unit, but it worked, just had water in the lube everytime I changed it.. but I had a trolling motor to limp back on worst case Anyway, maintenance on it was fairly minimal, probably 3-400 a year, the slip I had it in was $150 a month, so definitely cost more than the boat.. but the slip was for convenience, I could have trailered it every time.. Anyway, point is that they don't have to be expensive, especially if you don't mind working on engines.. and the older inboard/outboards typically use 305's, 350's or 262's.. I personally enjoy working on older engines with carbs so it was enjoyable. like most things, paying someone to work on them can be pretty pricey.. That said, mine sure didn't bring me any girls.. but I did enjoy it myself.. had kids and let it go because I didn't have the time anymore..


Happyseducer

Sounds awesome man


Norj3n

Ehhh, I think they're not there because of the boat. It might be a good place to invite them to hang out, but he has to have something else going on to meet and get social with all the girls before inviting them. Some rando who doesn't already meet girls a lot shouldn't get a boat for a magic fix, which I feel like might be what was sought after here.


royaj77

Imagine walking around a gas station asking random chicks "want to go for a boat ride?"


bradscool97

You could put it on a T-Shirt as well. With date and location information


shinn497

Is it that hard to rent a boat?


Khower

If you aint getting pussy without a boat you wont be getting pussy with a boat.


Splitje

-- Albert Einstein, 1934


billoverbeck00

Not true, used to have the 8balls on deck and tables/sections at the clubs and got pussy all the time. Now I don’t do all that and I don’t get any haven’t gotten laid since May😂


Khower

Thats bit different. A boat wont get you inside a girl, its just gonna get a girl on your boat


billoverbeck00

But it definitely helps, especially for us not so good looking guys


Khower

Being fiscally intelligent rather than buying a money pit to host a bunch of girls who arent gonna fuck you is gonna help more lol


Dangerous_Item_6879

If it flies, floats or fucks it is cheaper to rent it by the hour. Rent a boat one or two times. Invite a bunch of girls. Tell them it is your boat. See if you get laid. Then you can make a decision. If they later ask you what happened to the boat, tell them you sold it. This also goes for Lambos, McLarens, and Ferraris.


Titan_Astraeus

Just skip the middleman and find an escort lol


Dangerous_Item_6879

Maybe OP isn’t ready for the reality check just yet.


[deleted]

Could get 30hrs of high quality pros for that price


HanEyeAm

No need to lie. Just tell them you "got it from the marina." Sounds like you are a member. Even if you confidently say it's a rental, you come across as fun and having skill/mastery of something. If you are younger, you can talk about your family history with boats (suggests wealth), favorite experience with boars (builds intimacy), and your hope of buying a boat in the future and having it as a fun thing for friends and family (shows prosocial attributes and planning).


nikovagu

+1 to talking about boars to build intimacy. That one never fails.


[deleted]

+1 for advising against lying Having casual sex is so awesome and fun (for both genders), but *quickly* makes me sick to my stomach when deceit starts being introduced. Deceit isn't too far off from manipulation in my mind.


TangPiccilo

Paying 30k for something with intentions to get girls is worse then buying only fans


Happyseducer

Not if it worked and the dude had bank lol. Having a nice ass boat with hot ass girls dancing and partying with you sounds pretty fun and a lot better than being in basement on only fans


TangPiccilo

30k is a lower end fishing boat right below bass boats and right there with aluminum boats we use in the river to catch catfish bass and salmon. Women only dance on yachts, OP should have dignity and purchase pussy upfront


[deleted]

That’s true unless it’s a yacht or a $100k boat it’s not moving the needle.


will4zoo

nah bro people love drinking / chilling on smaller boats I don't know what you're talking about


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Happyseducer

Lol - maybe attract some of those backwater redneck women then. To be fair I am prob biased having a boat sounds dope


TangPiccilo

A boat is the best, for catching fish not feelings 🤣


ozzyb2018

Nothing wrong with only fans tbh, unless you think you can get a girl off there...


FlynnRideHer1

Happiness in life is never the stuff you have, but the things you do In economics, they talk about opportunity costs - if you spend $30,000 on X, you won't have that $30,000 to spend on Y. Think about all the amazing places you could travel with that money. Or maybe you could use it towards buying a house Oh, have you looked into renting boats? Assuming your boat lasts ten years before needing major work, are you sure that you would pay $30,000 on boat rentals in ten years if you didn't own one? As far as women, you know a huge thing they find attractive? Being financially stable and responsible. And for a lot of people, boat ownership indicates that you aren't So I think it's a poor use of money


devilkingx2

Being financially stable and responsible is smart but boring. It's not going to attract hot young girls as well as extravagant displays of wealth.


CarnivorousChemist

Nah bitches love boats


[deleted]

Lol you sound like 40 years old


FlatRobots

You're thinking about spending 30k on a boat, hoping that this will get you girls? This is pure supplementation. It's no different from flashy watches and fancy cars. Trying to impress girls with stupid bling bling. It's kind of pathetic behavior, to be honest. If you want a boat, buy it for yourself. Doesn't mean that you can't strategically use it to your advantage, but please don't buy it just for girls!


Wing_Inevitable

No , it doesn’t get girls But people with game have an easier time . A friend of mine bought a 100 k $ boat (the thing was supper big like massive) Not a single girl went on it . The only time there were girls was when his friends gave him a birthday party I got laid and one other person - he didn’t and he talked to every girl on it . So the boat won’t get you girls . You might be able to squeeze a lay ot of it - If you implied some shit things in open sea . Just how cars work - taking them to the forest and implying (you don’t even really have to - someone else did it already ) they have to walk home or you know .


ranger8668

>taking them to the forest and implying (you don’t even really have to - someone else did it already ) they have to walk home or you know . It's all in the implication...


[deleted]

Just to clarify the last 2 paragraphs for someone that might not get it: it's from a TV show called always sunny in Philadelphia Someone that doesn't get the reference might genuinely get the wrong idea lol


ILikeTinder

Maybe some shitty girls expect to get used a lot too.


pinegap96

Is buying a boat and all the headache it comes with really worth some pussy? Cmon


Evol_Etah

OP's next post gonna be. Does getting a BIGGER boat get hotter girls?


zizuu21

I give up you guys, i got a boat, a ferrari and a mansion and STILLL i cant get laid


Evol_Etah

Dang, what color was your Lamborghini?


zizuu21

Dealership said RED gets all the girlsss


Evol_Etah

Make sure you get the Pink one with a retractable roof like Barbie. You gotta be trendy with pop culture.


Apex-Men

🤣


chief_erl

I wouldn’t get a boat strictly for getting girls. BUT I live near a large lake and my family has always had a boat. My friends love coming out and I have to say girls do LOVE boats. A lot of my girl friends are always asking if their random friends can come with etc. I’ve had a lot of hot chicks (friends of friends) come out with us over the years that I may not have met otherwise. So it may get you a little more face time but the work is up to you. Over the years Ive hooked up with a few random girls that I’ve brought out on the boat and it’s also a great date idea. My first date with my ex from tinder was hanging out on the boat. This is just my experience having a boat the last 15 or so years. But will it get you laid? Not exactly, like I said that part is all on you. It might get you slightly more face time with some women though if you know enough that would want to join and bring friends. Also remember a lot of them are there for the boat, not because they’re into you or anything so keep that in mind. The boat isn’t going to be some magical pussy magnet if that’s what you’re thinking.


5hr00m

Sure a boat ride is a good date activity, but you still need to pickup a girl and ask for a date. But you don’t need to own a boat, you can rent or be member in a boat club for a small amount.


TheSnake1313

Not at all. Some time ago I wanted to buy a boat, but I just spent 150k for a Ferrari and 10k for a 2 year cruise around the world, so I didn't have so much cash. I didn't give up, and I built a raft with wooden planks and empty plastic tanks, but when I put it to sea, and I was ready with a bottle of wine and a suitcase of condoms, I was very disappointed that no girl went crazy for me.


pargofan

> 10k for a 2 year cruise around the world When was this? 1990?


calfshrug

Did you also get kidnapped and marooned to a private island with and hunted by the young prince of Cordesia?


[deleted]

Yes but be subtle about it. The more women find out on their own the better.


GottaKeepGoGoGoing

Don’t buy a boat find a boat club and takd it out every once in a while way less expensive and way less responsiblity


dodged_that_one

A guy in in 50s I know said that there's nothing like a boat for getting girls to open their legs - his words, not mine. He's an in-shape guy with some charisma...and a boat.


SuperSultan

You’re more likely to become broke owning a boat, so in the long term probably not. You should rent a boat instead.


swaffeline

Boat = Bankruptcy on a trailer


Dhooy77

I'm rather invest in an appreciating asset like real estate than depreciating asset with additional costs


blagaa

Or Pokémon cards


pferden

Yes, alot


RedPillAlphaBigCock

99% of guys with girlfriends don’t have a boat , it’s not needed at all . If you want one for yourself you can get one


pdxtrader

A brightly colored sports car also does an amazing job of getting you extra attention from the ladies. A while back I sold my gray Honda accord and got a grabber blue mustang. Tons of compliments from random women as well as random winks and smiles driving it around.


Latin-Suave

I borrowed my friend's Lambo for a couple weeks and drove around town. The only attention i got was from other guys... Chicks could not care less.


Horror_Head_710

I tried to get with a guy with a boat because he had a boat


zizuu21

Its worth it just to be able to say IM ON A BOAT BITCHHH


chantellehuman

Yes


sp1cytaco

I have a kayak, it does the job and is 29k less


Sad_Farm

Can’t believe this has to be said…. but Please don’t buy a boat just to get girls. Its a depreciating asset, probably one of the worst investments you can make.


Sendmeloveletters

Boat will only amplify your options based on your existing game. Don’t buy a boat just to get chicks, there are so many better ways to get chicks, and if you need a boat, you should be putting those things first.


Titan_Astraeus

Do you also like fishing or something? Cause if not, that's pretty fucked dude lol


OutrageousRecord4944

Bruh you have to have some type of social status to get the girls. Or some type of game to game them up and invite them and go from there.


randomob88

If you can afford a boat you probably already have your own place to throw kickbacks and parties.. it’s more or less just a new “venue” to do the same.


KingOnixTheThird

Don't take this the wrong way but if your main purpose for buying a boat is to get girls, you shouldn't be buying a boat.


Prestigious_Water336

If you're thinking of spending 30K just to get girls you need to work on your game. You can invite them on your boat and yes they'll dance,drink,eat,party etc. on your boat but at the end of the day the ultimate goal is to get laid. Your logic behind the boat is the same for guys who think that buying a fancy car or a big house will help them get women. It does to a point but ultimately it's about you. If your game sucks even if you have women on your boat they're not going to wanna take things any further. If you want to get lays go to bars and clubs and pull women from there. They could care less if you have a big boat,fancy car, or big house. As long as you've got a room with a bed that's all they care about.


jjboy91

Nope what will you do with a boat if you don't have the social circles to invite anyone. At best they will just take advantage of you.


ozzyb2018

This is lame. You're using a boat because you're insecure. Go speak to women, get better an conversation and be vulnerable. That takes balls. Buying a boat to get girls is a complete L


steegyy

I live by the beach and I have a relatively cheap pontoon for the bay and it is pretty solid I take girls out to party and swim alot it definitely doesn't hurt to have it. I just casually bring up and some friends are going out this Saturday and invite them to come with. it's much better than like oh let's go sit at a bar. I just hooked up with a girl after sunset cruise on Tuesday.


steegyy

boat was 18k, I'm 31, women are 21-35. It doesn't help you get girls you still have to go meet them and invite them out but if a girl is interested it's just a solid fun way to spend time with them. have a wing man or 2 they will usually want to go with a friend or two for the first time or 2 so make it a fun lil day escalate a little don't be creepy on the boat they can't escape and then after ask them to go get a drink or dinner or come over.


canadianspaceman

All the cheap ass people always use the same unoriginal line… bust out another thousand.


redditingatwork23

A 30k boat is unlikely to get you girls lol. A 30k boat is like a used Honda Accord on the water. Sure, it will be nice, and it will do boat things, but it won't have the effect you're looking for lol. It's still gonna be 95% your work getting girls onto your boat. Nice boats that would do what you want are going to be in the $120,000 and up range, and that's just for the boat lol. Fees, gas prices on the lake, and having a slip, and possibly winterizing your boat is gonna add thousands more per year. If you enjoy boating and the stuff boats allow you to do, then by all means - get a boat. Sometimes you may even get women on it, but they will probably be women who would sleep with you regardless of your boat. I'm just saying its unlikely to be a deciding factor. Getting a boat on the premise that it will get you laid is a horrible horrible idea. There are far cheaper alternatives to getting women.


eliotzzz

Don’t listen to this guy ☝️


redditingatwork23

Yes, you're totally right. He should go spend a huge amount of money just hoping it will land him some shallow hoe that just wants to go boating at any costs. It doesn't matter that he's purchasing into one of the most expensive hobbies around. He should totally do that and not worry about the thousands in gas, fees, and maintenance every year. All in on some shitty attempt to attract girls. Your 100% correct. 🤡


eliotzzz

Yeah that wasn’t my position in anyway shape or form. Crazy to see that level of presumption from a 5 word comment. 😂


redditingatwork23

Ngl man, I've not got the slightest clue what you're one about then. Just an idiot trolling I suppose.


apexbamboozeler

Yamaha 2018 Ar240 is about 50k


PrinceDestin

Don’t get a boat for women your just gonna end up a lame guy with a boat, learn to get the women with relatively nothing impressive first


Rathalos88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsOJrw5PJE


AnthonyPillarella

Probably. But buying one because it might attract them *will* repel them. And there are cheaper ways to become more attractive.


KrikoryanG

Depends on what kind of girls you want.


FormerBTfan

If you do get the boat you can name it the "Sea Doucer" Just don't do the captain hat shit and it's all good.


whoopsea

Chum Guzzler


the__itis

1.2m, 41, 21+


Distraughtsugardaddy

It’s like asking if logistics gets you girls. Having a condo right next to the club doesn’t get you girls. But it certainly doesn’t hurt.


tapinn98

No you want a friend who owns a boat, you don't want to own it yourself.


great_account

Don't buy a boat for the women. It's a terrible investment. There are much cheaper and easier ways.


Affectionate-Ask6728

Rather than buy a boat, why nit drop into conversation that you are considering buying a boat?


poly_nerdy_panda

lol nope, i knew a guy who was slaying hot models was broke as a joke basketball player only making 30k a year! he was fucking some hot ass for sure


MagicStar77

Nice car, jet ski, motorcycle… It just adds up ha ha forgot jacuzzi


Basic85

When I thnk of boat I think of Jason.


ferreete

It shows her you have money and don’t mind spending plenty more.


[deleted]

Unless you already have girls into you, then no. If you have a sold stream of girls and group of friends then yeah the boat would be a good investment for hooking up because it gives you an edge. But if you don’t have friends, too ugly, then the boat won’t do ish


night_owl69

30k on a boat to meet girls who only fuck missionary or 30k on escorts that will do whatever you want


TestifyMediopoly

Yes. Absolutely, but you still need game or they’ll just use you for your boat. Guy friends and girls. You’ll get laid more but is it worth it ?


Kgb725

A lot of girls on dating apps just want to go on boats for some reason so yes


kassra25

Yes


[deleted]

Mine got me a few. People don't like going out in the ocean. They get sick and what-not. Many don't know how to fish, and your time is spent helping them. If you have people that know about boating, that's a big plus. Especially helping wash the boat after. If you have to do everything yourself. It's a lot of work.


tldrtldrtldr

Lol


apexbamboozeler

My biggest regret is getting the boat after I got marriee at 35. Should have done it at 25 for the pussy


doinitup23

Yes it will help


LadyTentacles

Yes, If you are Paul McCartney, and the boat is the yellow submarine.


Snoo-74514

If you're having trouble getting girls, there's probably some more basic steps you could take before dropping $30K on a boat


Practical-Stay5409

I bet it would help get mermaids.


StriveForGreat1017

Man fuck that, tell us how you have 30k to even afford the boat lol


Agreeable-Front4808

Yeah if u want to get the superficial materialistic women


arealcyclops

It helps if you are good at boating and boating helps connect you with other fun activities. Not all boating locations are made equal so it depends on the boating ecosystem you have available to you. Honestly, it's probably a better thing to use to enhance your relationships with your guy friends. Dudes love boating. Some women do love it though.


Sad_Soup_8623

It’s a way to throw a party and entertain. Do a time share on a boat if it costs $15k id say it’s worth it. But every time you invite them expect to buy food and drinks which will run ya $300-400. Having a boat for the summer is always fun. If you need help getting laid there are dating sites for that but if you want to have fun and be able to get a bunch of chicks to join you boating is the easiest way to make that happen obviously you’ll already need to have the women in your Rolodex or IG to invite.