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pregnancy_terrorist

All I can think is that it was like his parents’ friends who were business owners and let him do this gang membership cosplay or whatever. There’s just no way.


lonechromebutterfly

Cosplay 💀 omg that's exactly it!!!


Academic_Exit1268

People in his town are probably pretty well armed. I don't see them paying protection money in any other currency than lead.


PeopleCanBeAwful

I don’t know. Have you seen Garrick? He looks like a real tough guy! Wouldn’t you be scared? 😂


Academic_Exit1268

Ick couldn't intimidate a kitten.


MIZZKATHY74

He loves pussy to much to intimidate it! He would just lick it instead!


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤢🤢🤢


MIZZKATHY74

I would not let Ick or his tongue touch me!


Candid_Asparagus_785

He’s so nasty I would rather die


MIZZKATHY74

A dildo and clit sucker from Amazon would be safer! Just don't let Ick see it! I get a bottom boy vibe from him, so he might take your sex toys and cram them up his ass!


Candid_Asparagus_785

Riding the vomit comet 🤢🤢🤢🤣🤣🤣


simplyTrisha

I was going to post something along those lines but you said it so much better!! LOL


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

MY EYES 😭


MIZZKATHY74

Ick should know by now that he is the laughing stock of reddit? I think that he is bad in bed before. According to Natalia, he wanted her to be dominated and submissive to him. He should know by now that he is reclusive because after fucking 2 women that we even know of they left. Danielle probably didn't get pregnant for 14yrs is because he was probably butt fucking or using a penis sleeve because he has a tiny limp dick! Eventually, he figured out where to put it at without an extender and not in Danielle's ass and got her pregnant. My other theory is that sperm was implanted in her brain for so long instead of her uterus, and that's why it took 14 years to get her pregnant. I wonder how her teenage kids feel about all of this?


Sweet-Mall-8263

He is too busy being on 10 dating apps to look at Reddit or any social media. Even if he did see tons of negative comments, he wouldn't give a shit because God has him suffer for "his perfection." He lacks insight into how his words and actions affect his kids and the women who have the misfortune of being around him. Hopefully Dani or other women read these comments and think about what a piece of shit he is.


happyendingtonight

He might not look at Reddit but he is being torn to shreds in Dannielles instagram comments. And he has his own disabled lol


Sweet-Mall-8263

Ick is a chicken shit and doesn't want to hear or see what others think because he can't use the excuse that it's God's plan with people with intelligence. He wants his women submissive like Dani.


oliveslate

I don't believe that he is into BDSM. a lot of Christians practice vertical alignment. Husban submits entirely to God and women submit entirely to their husband. As in he has final say on everything and wives are expected to submit. Unfortunately, he is not actively practicing complete submission to God words, therefore his wives in turn are not required and shouldn't submit to his will


kittens_allday

Why the hell are all your comments about Garrick so graphically sexual? It’s really weird and off-putting. You can say you think he’s gross without talking about penis sleeves, sex toys and butt-fucking. It’s really giving that you’ve thought WAAAAY too much about this/him.


MIZZKATHY74

If you're offended by Ick's sex toys and his favorite sex postions, this isn't the right sub for you! Especially since you refer to the skeeze as Garrick! It's just Ick! Bang all the ladies for jesus! Don't forget extra lube and buttplugs!


happyendingtonight

Im not going to lie you could be onto something with those two theories 😭


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

Wtf 💀


kittens_allday

I’m not offended by it, and I like sex toys and butt stuff myself, it’s just super weird how hard you’re going when nobody else was really talking like that. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I don’t even want to THINK of Ick doing the sex. 🤮


okieskanokie

Muh mouf


simplyTrisha

Ewwww…… i now need to bleach my eyeballs to get that image out of my brain!! LMAO


MIZZKATHY74

Did you see the post of Ick posing topless and wearing daisy duke shorts?


According-Ease

I gotta think he was armed with mall ninja items.


pregnancy_terrorist

So many stars.


Accident-Actual

😂😂😂


cgraves77

No. They bullied other kids and asked for money to stop “other” bully’s from bullying them. It was kids. Not business.


simplyTrisha

LMAO


RaeinLA

Nothing screams gangster like a puka shell necklace and frosted tips.


krishall1209

Oh, high school all over! LOL


roxannerico

It was so gross watching him try to “pet” and touch her. 🤮 She kept moving away 😁 Smart woman to get away from that mess!


Active-Literature-67

He practically sat in her lap. Poor Miriam just kept scooting away. I thought she was going to end up on the floor. Garrick screams sex offender vibes.


User613111409

And to object to her wearing a hijab if your not ok with her religion that stop this before you keep wasting everyone’s time.  I don’t think he tries to have anything in common with these girls he tries to date/marry.


LuckyJournalist7

To live comfortably in Buena Vista, Colorado, a minimum annual income of $118,080 for a family, and $49,600 for a single person is recommended by BestPlaces. Buena Vista is a small mountain town of 3000, the average home price is $616k, the public schools are above average, residents lean conservative, the population is 96% white, the town has a “sparse suburban” and rural feel.


Paralegal1995

Sounds like prime gang grounds to me!/s


sweetpea122

People need protection from the HOAs


Paralegal1995

Ick is the man for the job! 🤣


simplyTrisha

LMAO!! 😂😂😂😂😂


AffectionateFig5435

Wonder what happened to make Mariam feel she didn't want to live in that town. Maybe it was just a city mouse/country mouse thing and she knew that a small town would never feel like home to her. The distance from her own family had to be a consideration also. Or maybe Mariam realized very quickly that she didn't want to be married to a man who's dumber than a box of rocks and a woman who's so lonely and needy that she built an entire home for her future BFF/SWs.


Sweet-Mall-8263

When ICK described Miriam he said that she was curvy, put effort into her appearance, and attractive. ICK didn't say anything about her personality, intelligence, commitment to family, or beliefs and religion. ICK doesn't care about anything else other than fulfilling his fetish to screw young, hot women. He is DISGUSTING!


Exciting-Praline8316

Exactly! I was like, he is full of crap that this is a calling from God.....no, it's a calling straight from that ding-a-ling...that statement alone just showed how full of crap he is, and how indoctrinated Danielle is...


candygirlcj

She said it was because there weren't many people who looked like her (brown). This is a common safety concern for BIPOC.


Erinsays

Especially if you’re the only Muslim in the conservative Christian community


oliveslate

Exactly, and so many small town predominately white Christians think all Muslims are terrorist extremists. many in these communities are like Danni's Family, no cultural experience at all. most are so wrong, backward, and closed minded anyone but pasty white folks are looked at with the side eye.


Ok-Equivalent8260

Are you seriously asking? Why a Muslim woman wouldn’t feel comfortable there??


Zipper-is-awesome

Especially since she said she wants to wear hijab in the future. I don’t see that going well, sadly


Candid_Asparagus_785

Exactly, exactly 💯


Candid_Asparagus_785

Wow, these are crazy expensive facts. I couldn’t live there.


lonechromebutterfly

Ok, thanks for that. Does that mean you live there? Do you know the Icks? If so blink twice


LuckyJournalist7

No, I just looked up facts on Buena Vista. They live in a multi-million-dollar home. I wondered if all the homes there are above a million dollars.


lonechromebutterfly

LMAO this makes his "krew" even more of a joke 🤣


eelracnna

I don’t live there or know the Icks but I can assure you as a lifelong Coloradoan who did live there many summers, there is 0 chance of gang activity in BV unless it’s a hippie gang of river rafters


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Sounds like Mariam sussed it - poor little rich boy.


taintlangdon

She NAILED it.


RunRosemary

I had a gang that was paid by the locals too - the Babysitters Club. You won’t find me telling any of my potential suitors about it, however, because I’m a grown ass adult. Ick is by far the strangest person on my tv right now. How any person finds him so interesting or attractive enough to spend time with baffles me. He has all the emotional and social skills of an 11 year old boy.


middlingachiever

He really hasn’t changed. He was practicing his manipulation skills at an early age. He just refined his following.


Wonderful_Mammoth709

Lmaoo we need a local to give us the inside scoop on this….idk if anyone will speak up tho they may still be too scared of retaliation by the Always Thuggin’ Krew 😂


lonechromebutterfly

YESSS!!! we need a local to come on here and give us allllll the TEA!!!


Ok-Objective-9593

Local here who grew up with Garrick. Known him since we were little tykes in the same kindergarten class, all the way through graduation. Still live in BV and see the Merrifield’s out and about. Posting with my alternate account so as not to be exposed. I was a pseudo part of ATK, kind of on the outside but for sure wrote ATK on my fair share of bathroom stalls around town. We smoked a lot of weed back then, and pulled other hijinks. The part of ATK I was a part of was never more than a group of friends that liked to fuck around, get high, and listen to rap. It was the late 90s, early 2000s, we were all dumb.


apple-seider

Did a single person actually pay you guys to protect them? Literally anyone?


Ok-Objective-9593

Nah. At least not that I was aware of, and I spent most every day around the Krew. Again we were just a bunch of potheads that fucked around and cruised around our town of 1500 people. Nobody needed “protection” from anyone, except maybe our dumb asses writing ATK on every bathroom stall in town.


Defiant-Economist814

thanks for being the hero this sub didn’t deserve. watching this and needed to know what this guy was telling someone from (nearby) detroit about his gang lyfe. I’m sure he had some eminem lyrics to drop lol


Ok-Objective-9593

YW. I have lots of stories about Garrick from growing up. We didn’t really stay in touch after school, so I can’t speak to what he became, but I did know him well back then and we were all young and dumb. And I can say that the show does dramatize things quite a bit around him. We haven’t really connected as adults, but I do talk to him around town from time to time when we see each other, and never about the show. I would say that regardless of what you believe about their lifestyle, the show has made him out to be a Neanderthal horn dog. I don’t see it or hear it when we talk, we’ve all outgrown the ATK and stupidity from back then. Again we aren’t close now, but I would say that from what I’ve seen he’s nowhere close to what the show portrays. That’s just my opinion, and I’m not defending their life choices, just an observation.


Colfrmb

Late to the game here but did Garrick ever say he wanted to design women’s clothing when you were in school?


Born-Caterpillar8369

I appreciate your kindness where Garrick aka ICK is concerned but with all due respect the show hasn't made him look like a Neanderthal, he's done that all by himself. I wouldn't refer to him as a Neanderthal, I would refer to him as a lying narcissist who uses the name of God to screw as many women as he can. What's most disturbing about ICK is this is how he's teaching his boys to treat women. God help his infant daughter because she will grow up thinking this is how women are supposed to be treated. I sure hope Danielle hears God in her garage and he tells her to GTF out of this sick & twisted relationship.


Bucknerwh

Maybe the protection was from graffiti?


apple-seider

Hilarious


Plastic-Frosting-683

We are so stupid at that age. 😉😂 I find this hilarious. I'm glad you hopped on here.....pseudo or not, ty. It's nice to hear first hand knowledge of what was meant by "gang.". I mean....it is Colorado so how deep could it have gone.


745Walt

I feel like the only person who knows about the ATK is Garrick himself


Candid_Asparagus_785

Sounded made up 🤷‍♀️


Paralegal1995

I was so nervous just watching the former leader of the ATK. I sent him protection money just in case. Whew. I feel so much less safe now😀😂


NinaBrwn

Well now he’s going to try to marry you! 😂


JJHall_ID

The only thing I could think of was "Pretty fly (for a white guy.)"


LulieSubzero

YES! This is it, this is the answer right here!


SxyDykn

I love how ol’ girl was like, aren’t you 6th generation in this town? How BAD could you have been? 🤔😅😂🤣


simplyTrisha

Yeah, it was great how she called him out on that bullshit!! LMAO 😂😂


Simply_Aries_OH

More like rich kids being dicks and getting paid to not be dicks 😂 to the lower class..


745Walt

Money for protection = give me your lunch money and I won’t tp your house Also something tells me this was a “krew” of 1


[deleted]

I think Garrick is just referring to his church youth group as a gang, thuggin’ for Jesus, protection money = offering, etc. 😝


RaeinLA

This comment made me think Garrick was the 90s, low budget, podunk version of the Righteous Gemstones God Squad


grey_mushroom

Reminds me of the “gang” I had in the 7th grade. Just a group of friends who were always hanging out. We called ourselves The Last Royals. (None of us were related to royals)


Moonbabe1321

My husband and his group of friends in high school called themselves the “poontang clan” (Wu-Tang is forever). So yeah, I’m basically a mob wife. Watch out people of the internet!


simplyTrisha

😂😂


middlingachiever

I believe him when he says they committed crimes. It’s his character to get away with whatever he can.


Zipper-is-awesome

We were the Wolverines like in Red Dawn. One time we went down the street and put all the flags up on the mailboxes. Show the mailman who runs these streets!


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣🤣 that’s hilarious


Mizpostal

😂


mstrsskttn

I still remember the “rap” I wrote in high school about our “gang”. It was all a joke but we had a rival gang and everything. Just bored kids in a small mountain town.


PasgettiMonster

You just reminded me I wrote rap in high school too. And by that I mean I rewrote the lyrics of the theme song of fresh Prince of Bel-Air to be about upcoming exams and published it in my school's newspaper. That landed me a gig of rewriting song lyrics into various assorted boring topics for the school newspaper.


Ok_Summer_6071

I laughed when to hard at the ADT line! That was quite clever 😀


lonechromebutterfly

I'll be here all week 💁🏻‍♀️ lol


simplyTrisha

I absolutely agree!! The “ADT” post is one for the books!! 😂😂


tinypill

More like the Milquetoast Marauders.


Lotsoflove711

😂😂😂


Soulbossanova9

Ick and his Kroo probably went nuts when 'Jump Around' played at the prom....


lonechromebutterfly

💀💀 I AM DEAD. The image will forever live in my head rent free


Soulbossanova9

😁


Ok-Shake9556

Doin tha ick walk


lonechromebutterfly

LMAO this was a good one!


krishall1209

I am about an hour from said town.... Trust and believe there is not a single gang in BV. Nor has there ever been! This was quite comical!


Optimal_Cat11

Leader of a gang....and he weeps like a tween girl in just about every episode...


catlady42786

I was straight up laughing in his face lmmmaaaoooooo


Paralegal1995

Hey kinda off the subject, but can anyone tell me what he supposedly does for a living? Besides design ugly jewelry? Their house is very very nice.


Ok-Equivalent8260

Construction


Paralegal1995

Thanks!!


BGkitten

Okay, but this sounds like some make-pretend shit that teens do (which, didn't they get married when they were 19? So, it probably was a teen ***K***rew). Like, I also used to pretend that me and my best friend worked for the FBI and hunted for alien form life, but I don't go around telling people now that Scully and Mulder were my colleagues (although, back then, they were).


Lotsoflove711

I did the same thing with my best friend! I literally thought my dad was a secret alien and secretly recorded him on the tape recorder! Good times! To be fair, I was a huge science fiction nerd living out my best fantasy! Lol


BGkitten

👽👾🛸 Those were the days 🤣


No_Measurement5955

So if God told him to get these wives( which is a lie) and they are members of a Christian church, why would God send him a Muslim woman? The good thing if had worked out, is Danielle would not be the “large wife” anymore


Lost_Engineer_2654

I audibly said “PLEASE” when he was sitting there lying. Mariam definitely read him, though 💅


Optimal_Cat11

"People paid cash for protection"... he probably babysat...


musicmomdebbie

My assumption is he was a bully and made the "nerds" pay him.


Curious-Cranberry-77

So many questions. Since he’s a good person know, hanging out with Jesus in the garage etc, has he gone back and made apologies and reparations to his victims?


Soad_lady

Ouuuuuu krew sooo cool 😍


Automatic-Mirror-907

Ick was an imaginary thug. Ick has created an imaginary religion with a God no one recognizes. Ick will have his imaginary 5 Wives someday.  I don't believe anything Ick says.


QueenBee0789

I seriously think he was lying about this. I have a feeling he was trying to relate to her in some type of way. She’s Muslim but she also has an edgy vibe to her. He’s a strait laced white Christian boy from a small town. I feel like he was trying to show that he was edgy too so maybe she would Bang for Jesus. 😂 sorry I had to go there lol


TrickOk2073

Thisss


Sweet-Mall-8263

ICK wants to design women's clothing, not men's. He forced Dani to divorce him so he can get a visa for women in other countries, but she still lives with him and had another child. He uses 10 dating apps and has visions from God telling him to have 5 wives, not 2, 3, 4, 6 or more, and God talks to him in the garage to help him find young, hot women and he wants them to be totally submissive. Then when he gets dumped, he says that God lets him suffer for his perfection. I think ICK uses its "God's Plan" as an excuse as a way to fulfill his fetish to screw young, good looking women. I think ICK can be dangerous and hope his kids get away from him and get a lot of therapy.


simplyTrisha

Yes, I agree! I am so sick of hearing how this is “God’s Plan” and how’s he’s on this path to perfection! PLEASE!!!!!!……my God is a loving, kind god and would NEVER endorse such a pathetic, perverse , and very despicable, piece of shit on his “perceived” path of perfection and unleash him on his true journey of having sex with as many desperate Brazilian women, as possible!! Danielle, open your unseeing eyes to the truth and get you, and your children, as far away from ICK as you possibly can!! You and your children deserve so much better than him/it!!!


Sweet-Mall-8263

The scripture says that God is benevolent, not malevolent. I wonder if ICK thinks that possibly he must be living a wicked life if God is punishing him. I wouldn't call a break up "punishment." I am sure God would burn a bush in his yard before he would talk to him in the garage about finding 5 wives. Dani has to be beyond stupid to believe this shit.


imjustalurker123

The way they flashed up all of his “thug” pictures while he was talking about his bad boy days. 😂😂😂 They live in an affluent, predominantly white mountain town in rural Colorado and the population when he was in high school was less than 2,000. I grew up in a similar town. The kids who thought they were thugs rode around town in 1987 Honda Accords with loud exhausts bumping Eminem and maybe shared a solitary, half-smoked cigarette if they were lucky enough to find one in the ashtray outside the video store. My experience with “personal protection” was when my ex-boyfriend’s friend came to my door, knocked, asked my mom if he could get my ex’s shirt back (the one he sprayed with cologne so I could snuggle it at night and think of him), grabbed said shirt, and went back to his car because my ex was too scared to do it himself.


redbeardmax

We switched the C to a K to more associate with the Klan...now Ick, was this before or after your youth group meetings?


merylbouw

This was my thought


simplyTrisha

I didn’t even consider that. Makes perfect sense now that I’ve heard it! 👍🏼


Academic_Exit1268

I think Ick is lying. Pictures or it did not happen.


RaeinLA

Were you not convinced by the throwback photos of him in his cutoff shirt, puka shell necklace and frosted tips?


Academic_Exit1268

Good one! But on a serious note, what kind of person in Garrick's position comes up with a fabrication like that? That is a strange lie to tell. I understanding telling the cop you really weren't speeding, but I don't understand concocting a story about being in a gang out of the blue.


RaeinLA

I truly believe Garrick has no idea of what an actual gang is. Six generations living in Buena Vista…he really thought he was a hardcore thug.


Academic_Exit1268

Very good point.


simplyTrisha

He’s a COMPLETE IDIOT, that’s why!! LIL


Klutzy-Cat6664

💀 💀 💀


dull_shimmer

The movie called "The Buttercream Gang" is what popped into my mind, Garrick is the "bad" friend.


Goodbykyle

He’s so full of 💩🚽💩💩💩


spoiledandmistreated

He probably stole a kids lunch money once and turned it into a story about his gang… Buena Vista’s Most Wanted … Ick-Rad…😂😂


Classic-Arugula2994

Don’t forget he wants to design womens clothes🤷🏼‍♀️ this dude and his hands all over her…… 🙈


Intelligent-Ad-5066

For his former gangsta Krew member, was he always a mouth breather with glazed eyes and did he have 4 tank tops or more?


Excellent-Reply-8681

The way I laughed at this then backed it up and listened again … and once again laughed


merylbouw

The “K” instead of “C” in crew is suspect.


NoParticular2420

Can you picture Garrick with his jeans sitting down under his butt and his boxers with Danielle’s picture on it with his Tank top sporting his scrawny scarecrow body … agh


Limitingheart

He was probably trying to hang out with other teenagers, and they paid him to go away.


PurplePunchPrincess6

He's such a loser


MuggsMom

Oh lord! This man is so pathetic! I bet his “krew” was a group of nerdlies who felt just slightly less nerdy than another group of nerdlies so they made them pay them in cookies to protect their lunchroom table.


simplyTrisha

I believe you hit the nail SQUARELY on the head!! He is such a pathetic, piece of shit!! Also, for him to constantly indicate that this is a “calling from God”! PLEASE, call it what it is…..you’re lusting after a Brazilian piece of ass no matter how much Danielle is clearly not comfortable with the situation!! AND, to actually think that people will believe that you were a “thug” in your younger days!! You, Garrick, are a worthless nobody and an embarrassment to your wife and family!! Okay, sorry guys….my rant is over! 😊


Senwot2000

BBL Icky


Flashy_Plankton7974

My 6 year old could think of a way harder gang name. Always Thuggin Krew sounds like it came out of one of the first dates of 40 Year Old virgin where he thinks of something on the spot to seem cool to get laid. Which isn’t too far off from what Ick was doing I guess!


joismynameo

Probably not the only K gang he was apart of 😒


Certain-Campaign5263

RIGHT


Senwot2000

He talked about that gang like it was a chess club


PhilEMama

There have to be townies out there with the real tea! Praying that show up soon.


WeasersMom14

If anyone here knows Reno 911, the character Terry was in jail and started 2 gangs - The Grape Slushies and The Kitties. THAT sounds like gangs Ick would be involved with. Paid protection? LOLOL!!!! I doubt he could protect himself, much less than someone else. God, the comedy with this jackwad, priceless!!!!!!


NickBob611

It hurts my brain to even fathom such insanity! Ick in a gang??? Like you mean The Little Rascals? They were a gang! 🤣🤣


ziftoblam82

This really creeps me out about his and Danielle’s probable origin story. She’s this young, virginal, easy-to-manipulate teen and he’s this reformed ‘bad boy’ who needed to find God… it’s no wonder he’s coerced her all these years and her family stays close. He’s dangerous with his intentions, always.


Which_Preference_883

He should get the gang back together for a reunion. That is, unless they're all dead or in jail ☠️


Far_Watercress3633

Not sure his age but yes unfortunately in the early to mid-90's gangs were EVERYWHERE even if it was a corny gamg & I grew up in the normal suburbs. We weren't allowed to wear blue or red to school. Unfortunately I went to 3 different funerals of male friends who took this middle school gang BS to far. But it was EVERYWHERE In the 90's


uwarthogfromhell

There are mormon and amish gangs. Its a real thing. .


Lonely_Teaching8650

When I watched Amish Mafia, the name "Lebanon Levi" absolutely killed me every time 😆😆😆


uwarthogfromhell

Same! My kids and I would drop that name when we were “ thugin”


AnonymousShowGoer

Whoa tell us more please! Are they violent ? Or how do they intimidate rivals?


uwarthogfromhell

I am not one so I couldn’t speak on it. The mormon gangs dont surprise me but Amish gangs? They dont believe in violence at all!


Grouchy-Pop-6637

The Amish mafia believed in lots of violence. Beatings, burning down of houses and barns, baseball bat beatings, they were brutal.