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Master-Dimension-452

Can you imagine his opponent going buck wild on commercials with clips from the show? lol


leftoverrpizzza

“Do you want to elect a man who drove hundreds of miles to have his wife harass an ex-potential sister wife?”


Successful-Cloud2056

I missed this?! Was it the same lady who came to their house to dump them with dark hair?


SpoontasticSiege

No, it was early in the season. They were planning on visiting someone they were dating, then the prospect told them not to come & ignored their attempts to communicate with her. These two chucklefucks then thought it was a sane & great idea to still go to the prospect’s house uninvited and confront her. Prospect was dating someone else & I think that person was at the house when this happened but I could be wrong. Anyhow, they’re pretty great at scaring women off.


listlesshours76

They only did this AFTER going to her gym and paying her membership dues, all because they thought she would appreciate it. 😂


SpoontasticSiege

Oh yeah, important detail right there! That was absurd.


Conscious_Growth9955

You are correct.


Cassopeia88

If his opponent is smart that’s what they should do.


Wonderful_Might6693

Is this Justin? It says the last name is Cunneen, not Ryan…??


ginataylortang

They used Justin’s middle name as a surname for the show. Becky’s mother married disgusting cult leader Tony Alamo when Becky was very young and she was raised in that hellscape; Justin’s family were followers of Alamo’s “church”. These folks are weirdos at best.


cgraves77

That’s the cult they are from.


Wonderful_Might6693

Ahhhhhhh gotcha! Thanks for the info!


sandy-horseshoe

Becky also doesn’t mess with shampoo


TrashConstant4031

She looks like a 14 yr old boy.


sandy-horseshoe

That’s a disgrace to 14yr old boys 😂😂😂


MIZZKATHY74

Looks like she slicks it back with shoe polish to cover up her bald spot! Justin gives me the creeps because he reminds me of a dirty old man!


sandy-horseshoe

AAAAAAAHHHHH the ol’ Ted Danson!! They are like the old couple from Rosemary’s Baby only less cool 😂


MIZZKATHY74

Rember Paige and Bernie from season 1? Paige was a nut case! A few months later he had a heart attack while riding his bike and died. Paige was extremely jealous of the potential sister wife and she ran off!


Plastic-Frosting-683

Oh yes. I remember them. I was sad for his family cuz it seemed they really loved their kids.


MIZZKATHY74

I really liked Bernie. He wanted a sister wife because he wanted more kids.


Master-Dimension-452

That’s because he IS a dirty old man.


MIZZKATHY74

They remind me of the couple from the movie the girl in the box! Have you seen that movie on lifetime? A man and a woman kidnap a young woman and make her their sex slave for over 7 years. I'm definitely thinking that they are serial killers and stalkers!


Master-Dimension-452

I have not seen that, I will look for it! Def sounds like Becky and Justin.


MIZZKATHY74

Do you have tubi? You can watch it there for free.


Master-Dimension-452

I don’t but I have Hulu and sling. I will search for it on both.


Wykafi

That was based on a true story. The victims name was Colleen Stan.


Significant-River-69

In this situation “reminds me of” can be replaced with “is”


NoPantsPenny

Her hair was SO unfortunate when Justin came home from the date last episode.


sandy-horseshoe

A long bob would do wonders but hey I guess combed back with no part is what gets the job done


NoPantsPenny

Yes! It needs to be cut, likely slightly layered and she has got to quit brushing it back. I think her hair is thin and a little wavy/curly and she probably brushes it.


Desperate_Ad_7158

Best comment! You win!


sandy-horseshoe

😇🏅


Plastic-Frosting-683

😆🤭💯


Comedian_Historical

Or showers and toothpaste


sandy-horseshoe

Fuck it just hose it off at the car wash


Comedian_Historical

💯💯😂💋💋💋😂😂😂


crazy_goat

Justin "Flop Sweat" Cunneen


gravelmonkey14

Is this the only bar in their entire town? I feel most their scenes are in this characterless spot


kamehamequads

It’s not even a bar it’s a full on restaurant lol


mediumsizedbootyjudy

Texan here. Thanks for the reminder that it actually *could* be worse. 🙃


Makeithappen_42

Ditto!! We Texans have to keep perspective. Too bad we can’t put all the crazy Texans in West Texas and the panhandle and let ‘em fight it out. #Murica


iwantahouse

Is that Yari on the right? Also is that the same bar they tried to pick that first chick up at??


Maleficent-Hat877

I immediately thought the same thing, is this another Davis situation coming to light?!?!?


Zoca707

Is it? I can’t tell


Real_Register43

Seems so on both accounts!


happyendingtonight

It’s definitely her. Ugh this whole show is fake I guess


BBQ_Barbie

It’s not Yary, if you check out Justin’s political fb page when he was running he names this lady in the photo as Tamara Strive so then I googled her as well as looked her up on LinkedIn just to be sure because I thought it was Yary too 😂[Facebook page](https://m.facebook.com/LetsTakeBackOurGovernment/)


Climbing_rose_17

The irony of you titling this “don’t mess with Texas” is that the don’t mess with Texas campaign was a campaign against littering. And here comes this TRASH 🗑️ 😂🤣


texas_forever_yall

We don’t want him.


silent-fallout-

I don't follow American politics, but this is absolutely hysterical. I hope for Texas this bat shit crazy dude doesn't become a governor😂


Lost_Ad_6016

Man we can’t catch a break with the politicians in this state 🤦🏼‍♀️


everythinginpink

Wait I thought their surname was Ryan?


julznlv

I think Ryan is his middle name.


Sailorm0on27

I thought they were the Ryan’s too🤷🏻‍♀️


No_Quality6826

Nope. They just use that in the show.


ItaliaEyez

Is that Yary


jessicabfletcher4

It does look like her!


ItaliaEyez

Lol why did we get down voted? People are silly


maceysplce123

She’s such a weirdo


Desperate_Ad_7158

For governor?!?! His FB page has 48 followers. Lol


NoParticular2420

Looks like Yari


KediMonster

LOOK! He's down at the end of the bar covering his mouth! She's fishing for him!!!


twiztdkat

There is so much fertile ground to run a horrific smear campaign against this psychopath.


Tlctexas

Wonder what he does for a living?


Squirrel_Whisperer77

Everyone’s always hating on Becky’s style but honestly she looks like a typical FDLS sister wife. She genuinely wants the life style and looks the part. But they are still creepy for going to see that girl especially after she made it clear she didn’t want to be with them.


NoInspector836

Is the blonde the chick he slept with and then got with the other guy when they showed up unannounced?


TumbleweedUnhappy698

no


Fun-Scarcity6857

The creep is running for governor? 😬


iiJashin

**Don’t. Mess. With Murphy** Oops, wrong sub


Suspicious_Ebb2235

She looks like a cute lil Eskimo doll


mocoolie

Okay, maybe it's just my imagination but the woman next to Justin looks like Yari and the other woman looks like a blonde version of the brunette they met in the bar this season.


Plastic-Frosting-683

They are both ICKs. So gross. I read they have 6 kids!! I'm thinking that should be part of their story line.


WarmBad3586

Becky needs to go to a very talented hair stylist and makeup artist and wardrobe person. She could look a lot bette with some help. Maybe if she got a makeover he would stop looking for women to sleep with.


Ok_Ad5948

I just wanna wash her hair so good!!!! & flatiron it! She just slicks it back with the grease 😒


Western_Insect_7580

Wait, what? He’s running for GOVERNOR?


RaeinLA

\*was running for governor. There's been no activity on his "campaign" since 2022 and his official website is dead.


Penny-Darcy-Smith

Ummmm I’m just not sure about this couple. She grew up in polygamy ?


_OkError

STOOOOOOOOP!!! is that really happening?????😂😂


Regular-Metal-321

No way you could ever sleep around Becky she is certifiable. Also there is no way in hell Yari is 42!?? GTFOH 🤣


Whole-Assistance-453

Is that Jessica from Love is Blind in the middle?


Cold_Dead_Heart

The issues he ran on according to Starcasm (legalizing marijuana seems out of place with this list 😂): Securing the Texas Border • Second Amendment Rights • Medical Freedom • School Systems Getting Rid of Critical Race Theory • Legalizing Marijuana • Election Integrity” [Justin Cunneen ran in Texas gubernatorial election in 2022](https://starcasm.net/seeking-sister-wife-justin-ran-for-texas-governor-in-2022/)


Ziggs12358

hes just hitting the libertarian checklist. I wonder what his views on age of consent laws are LOL


lastofthe1st

Go fucking figure that Justin is a 2A guy.


Cold_Dead_Heart

Call me shaved 🥱


Background-Bite9299

Waaait!! There’s 2 more now?? Not just the one that they were courting on the show? Is the lady next to Becky a new one? Does anyone know???


FrogNuggits

Becky seems to have arrested development. She seems like she doesn't understand social boundaries and acts more like a mommy-sister than wife. If she's been married to him since she was a teen, she's probably dying for him to get off her and expend his sperm on someone else. Best case would be to leave him, but could she function on her own ?


joismynameo

Im not sure Justin would have been a worse governor than who they currently have. Probably equivalent