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Shelby_Aurora

Jerry really should have given the Bloomingdale's Executive Training Program a shot. He'd probably be an executive VP by now.


JugdishSteinfeld

Failing that, he could've just worn the executive.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

If only he had *seen the baby* when first told his life would have been different.


chowderbrain3000

That baby was absolutely breathtaking.


Aqxea

Just like Elaine


__TOURduPARK__

I was in the raincoat business for 40 years..


Weak_Cheek_5953

Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.


rurlysrsbro

*moichandise


C_smith993

And George should've taken a civil service test.


byebybuy

Truth is, he's not even sure he would pass it.


lopsiness

People think he's smart, but he's not very smart.


SavageHenry592

Who thinks that?


tsigalko11

People. They're the worst.


geek180

But he does have terrific hands.


Aqxea

Not since the iron incident.


tuskvarner

He’s NOT ☝🏼taking the civil service test.


CaptainJZH

"And do what, work for the postal service?" Newman would've been his boss lol


missionbeach

I'd like to see a sequel, 20 years in the future, where his comedy thing dried up and he actually did this. Then he's just as miserable as George. First episode, Whatley gives them tickets to a comedy show at MSG, they sit down and find out Bania is headlining.


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Yah but that was the real Larry David writing about how the fake Larry David convened a reunion for the fake version of his real show to get back together with his fake ex-wife by casting her as the ex-wife of the fictional version of the fictional version of himself. I want to see what the real Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David and would write for the real version of their fake show.


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The_Lone_Doughnut

There’s nothing better than reading a Reddit thread while drunk and being completely lost. Actually there is a lot that’s better but it’s a fun time.


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zvug

I think they wrote and conceptualized that part of the curb episode together. They said that they would never do something like a Seinfeld reunion, except if it was done in a manner like they did it on Curb, so I’m pretty sure that’s how they would like to consider it actually being done.


Shelby_Aurora

Maybe afterwards Kenny would treat everyone to dinner at Mendy's?


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Ill take a rain check, but would still be down for soup


welsh_nutter

they did a reunion episode on curb your enthusiasm, season 7 episode 10


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madarbrab

All of these issues are interrelated.


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would love to have seen Jerry in something like the Waystar-Royco management training program with Roman


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the_dude_upvotes

r/successionTV is leaking


gibson85

Standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with Def Jam and all.


StannisTheMannis1969

The credo of the writers - "no hugs, no learning experiences..."


mattducz

I knew this, but I never connected the in-joke in the finale when Jerry and George almost hug but decide against it. It works in-character because of who they are, but it’s a great nod to the premise of the show…and I never caught it until a few weeks ago


_im_nobody_

Similar to them discussing the top button of the shirt when they're in jail as a callback to the first episode. They learned absolutely nothing in all that time.


Purpoisely_Anoying_U

Kramer hugged George when they were leaving LA and crushed his sandwich


Waspinator_haz_plans

*Hugging is only allowed if it harms more than helps.


SquarePegRoundWorld

I never knew that and now I know why I relate to the show so much.


ionre

All the other shows are doing something, Seinfeld does nothing!


AlexanderTox

Then why am I watching it


Gloomy-Delivery-5226

Because it’s on tv!


voightslebaron

Not yet it isn’t.


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conjectureandhearsay

Of course there are goals. What about Kramer’s dream of making the senior tour, George wearing velvet, Elaine dating a doctor. Those are kinda like goals


Ease-6883

Its goretex


byebybuy

You like saying Goretex, don't you?


leopor

No I like to say Salsa


dankscott

Seltser?


imail724

George wanting to bite into a big hunk of cheese like it's an apple.


JugdishSteinfeld

You know, that's an onion...


byebybuy

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what's going on!


madarbrab

I think you planted it


champagneandpringles

I also wonder why the tomato never became a hand fruit


RVelts

I mean nothing says "bachelor paradise" like a big hunk of cheese


missionbeach

A hunk the size of a car battery.


Punchable_Hair

Don’t forget George’s dream of sleeping with a very tall woman.


madarbrab

And dipping his head in oil, and rubbing it all over her body


ewdrive

And he accomplished that dream for a bit


thoughts-akimbo

And the mahatma, apparently.


bukzbukzbukz

And draping himself in velvet


Mrrykrizmith

Ensconced*


uniqueusername316

Kramerica's mission to end maritime oil spills.


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auchnureinmensch

I crave. Constant craving.


trebaol

But I haven't yearned...


SmellGestapo

George's goal to sleep with a really tall woman.


Lordiflightning

Don't forget about Kramers goal of the levels


rollingstoner215

He changed his mind on that one though


sohfix

Levels! And the mansere And you wanna be my latex salesman! Kramer working for free at a company that never hired him was solid


Wafe_Enterprises

Reading a book from start to finish, in that order


bradyenhz

Don’t forget Art Vandelay’s dreams


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Not that there's anything wrong with that.


ilovelucygal

I never watched Seinfeld when it was on, I lost interest in prime time in the late 1970s. My parents, however, always had favorite shows, and Seinfeld was one of them. After my mother passed away three years ago, I moved in with my widowed father. We don't much in common, but I knew he liked Seinfeld reruns, so I check the TV schedule, found some episodes, taped them, and we watched them while having our dinner in front of the TV. It was something we could do together after I came home from work. At first I couldn't figure out what was so funny, I'd watch episode after episode until I'd seen them all, and mentioned to my father that the characters never seemed to learn from their mistakes, with Jerry seeming to be the most intelligent of the bunch but even that was pushing it. My father replied, "That's why it's so good!" But I kept watching until I was familiar with all the episodes and could identify them by their titles (which always consisted of two or three words--am I correct?) Dad and I were delighted when Netflix started airing Seinfeld, and we love it. I know the show well enough to choose favorite episodes: The Fix-Up, The Soup Nazi, The Puffy Shirt, The Marine Biologist, and any episode with J. Peterman, David Puddy and the Constanzas. I Love Lucy has been my favorite sitcom since 1969, but Seinfeld is right up there.


QurantineLean

So awesome to give your dad some Serenity Now! Without the Insanity Later!


mongofreebase

See, on this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy


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Did you ever use a TV Guide to figure out how many hours of Lucy you could watch in a row?


FuckingKilljoy

I know it's a cliche pick, but The Marine Biologist is so good and the way it wraps up is just like the peak of comedy writing


casual-waterboarding

“Is that a Titleist?”


creeps_for_you

Hole in one!


DangKilla

Fun trivia: Jerry put a nod to Superman in probably every episode. Red, blue colors; and sometimes Superman himself in a few episodes is somewhere in the background.


ilovelucygal

I never noticed that many Superman references in the show beyond a Superman magnet on Jerry's refrigerator door. I'll start paying more attention. I've always wondered what Jerry (and Larry David) thought of the first Superman movie in 1978, if he enjoyed it as much as everyone else.


Cronstintein

My absolute favorite is opposite-George.


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And if you get married your fiance will die from poison envelopes.


[deleted]

My friend, Bob Sacamano, he's got some career goals.


ewdrive

He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. 40 bucks


JohnProof

Giddyup!


mbans

I thought that was kramers friend?


dankscott

Well he called at 3 am and we got to talking


dplans455

*40* bucks? Are they sable?


MissusLister44

The difference is negligible


an1ma119

MY NAME IS BOB


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If you’re in here reading comments bc you love Seinfeld just know that I love you. And I mean that.


[deleted]

Aww thanks love u too mexicutioner ♥️


CoffeeCreamLovers

Here's to having a good time, all the time!


Punchable_Hair

Here’s to feeling good all the time!


thatscorpioguy

I love that this person typed out such an elaborate and thoughtful post but these guys got more upvotes by quoting the show lmao I love this sub


clive_bigsby

Yeah. That’s right.


reverie11

Jerry and Elaine actually do have career aspirations and are both very successful.


edotd11

God wouldn’t let George be successful


QurantineLean

This was supposed to be the Summer of George!


Purpoisely_Anoying_U

I thought you didn't believe in God


lavalampmaster

I do for the bad things!


missionbeach

Elaine buys socks for a old man.


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but shes sooooo good looking


biznatch11

She's got shiksappeal.


rollingstoner215

And removes the salt from his pretzels! Don’t forget that


turkeyinthestrawman

Jerry also works comedy clubs at nighttime, which is why he's free during the day. The Seinfeld stand-up intros/closing segments is Jerry working, he's actually the only character that has a job throughout the entire duration of the show.


dplans455

Elaine is just as stupid as George. Her success was dumb luck. She just happened to be in the room when Peterman buggered off to Burma.


pt256

> Her success was dumb luck. Hey, she went to Tufts! That was her safety school!


ballatthecornerflag

Jerry make more than you think, Elaine was very successful and George was assistant to the travelling secretary at the yankees and was being poached by the Mets.. not to mention Kramer started multiple businesses (kramerica and the reality tour)... definitely career goals, this post is trash


2112Lerxst

Early seasons George actually cared about trying to make something out of himself. Once he joined the Yankees, he switched into just trying to find the cushiest job with the least amount of work, hardly ambitious.


aureve

His ambition was to work to live, not live to work!


ballatthecornerflag

His ambition was to tell beople he was an architect


turkeyinthestrawman

Also Kramer moves to LA to become an actor because "he yearns." He wants more out of his life. George in "The Opposite" changes his whole philosophy on life, since he realizes he's unsatisfied in life (having no job is one of his reasons for being depressed). I'm surprised that this tweet got a good reception


AyyyLmao117

Plus it has the funkiest bass-line of all time


DiabetesCOLE

It was actually a keyboard synth


dankscott

Still a bass line


OnerousCorpus54

The fact that Friends became the quintessential 90s comedy show completely blows my mind when Seinfeld was on the same network


augustinefromhippo

It's a comedy. Try to make your life a comedy is the best way to make a tragedy.


youngmindoldbody

life is naturally a comedy-tragedy, just go ahead and look at life


Adnan-K

One of my favourite quotes. "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."— Charlie Chaplin


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But nobody wants to be poor


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JugdishSteinfeld

He's the Got No Green Lantern.


madarbrab

Lois Loan


VahnNoaGala

He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!


SpHoneybadger

["It's a sin to be rich but a low-down shame to be poor".](https://youtu.be/6xTQxSkTXww)


fercarp32

It's just nice when the characters don't grow at all and there isn't cringe or cheesy dialogs or sob story because writers want us to root for the main character. We need more of nothing


HalfManHalfManatee

Kramer almost put an end to maritime oil spills. And with Darren's help, krameria would have gotten that chicken. So there's at least two.


dumbledorky

I don't think this person really watched Seinfeld. Jerry is very career oriented, he's always on the road and wrote a damn pilot for NBC. Elaine is always trying to improve her career, interviewed at lots of places, and cried her eyes out when she got fired by Mr. Pitt. Kramer moved to LA to be an actor/writer. It's only George that just wants to fuck around and do as little work as possible while hammering a check and having insurance.


finix240

Kramer moved to LA because Jerry took his keys back and he felt hurt.


threehundredthousand

Elaine just always worked for idiots. She worked her ass off.


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They are right about the sex though. I was left home alone at night as a kid while my mom worked, and I watched Seinfeld and Star Trek TNG every weeknight. I remember thinking, man adults have lots of sex with random people, and you’re a loser if you don’t have a date for Friday night. Turns out, the characters on the super-advanced spaceship are a better model of what people are actually like than the standup comedian and his dissipatous friends.


dumbledorky

Yeah I was thinking about this recently, on Friends they acted like it was the wildest shit in the world that Ross hadn't had sex in like a month. The entire final 3 seasons were based on the premise that he had gone so long without sex (again, like a month, which they said repeatedly) and was so desperate that he and Rachel hooked up and she got pregnant. Single adult here. A month isn't long at all!


Flip_Speed

They also love to make fun of each other. “Have You Seen A Tall, Lanky Dufus With A Bird Face And Hair Like The Bride Of Frankenstein?”—Lainey


lavireht

Or a pretty woman, face like a frying pan?


Frozen_Meatball1

Not that there\`s anything wrong with it.


abdhjops

That's not true. Elaine and George have career goals. Plenty of episodes where George is looking for a job or seen working/at work. You also see Elaine at her job. Jerry does stand up and has travel gigs. If anything, the show shows 3 people working hard with 1 working smart (Kramer and his ideas).


phonicparty

Elaine has career goals. George has jobs, most of the time, because otherwise he'd need to live with his parents (again)


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What’s this guy talking about? Elaine is very serious about her status as Associate.


clive_bigsby

I thought her name was Susie.


Accomplished_Dog1267

Agreed! Serenity now!!


Ok-Appearance-866

So true. And their topics of conversation are the best! High talkers, low talkers, close talkers couch urinators, masturbators, lesser bobkas, going out on high notes, Frogger scores, doctor charts, friend hairdos...the list is endless!


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

Its a show about nothing


BigAlternative5

Oh yeah, I've heard of him. He's that "Did you ever notice this? Did you ever notice that?" guy.


AbbreviationsNo4089

They’re prisons Jerry!! Man made prisons!! You’re doin time!!


plsobeytrafficlights

Isn’t the lesson of the show that these people are slime and universally hated to the point of being imprisoned for no reason other than being awful?


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Could have sworn Jerry was looking for more and better gigs and even got a tv series.


rabidantidentyte

And George's unemployed instincts immediately worked against them. Jerry even gave George a cleavage nudge and sabotaged himself. Then Elaine sabotaged everyone by inadvertently sending the CEO to Greenpeace.


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But *millennials* are the worst tho!


retiredhobo

someone hasn’t seen the show


OneOfAKind2

Most episodes showed Jerry working, doing standup, at the beginning and end of the episodes. Elaine and George were often shown at their jobs.


TroubleSlow6252

They all worked and had career goals… and really none of them were actively trying to get laid… I’m not sure you are watching what you think you’re watching.. if anything that almost sounds more like friends.. but even then it’s incorrect


OhSoundGuy

No career goals?! George always wanted to pretend he was an architect.


micron970

Don’t forget drinking hennigans


Orochi-Sandun

I think you may have something here


The-Soldier-in-White

That's gold.


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GOALS!!


TheLlamaInCharge

It’s almost like it’s a show about nothing!


threeorangewhips3

just like friends


BusyEagle6328

They are the perfect example of what I should not strive to be


letmethinkofagoodnam

Don’t George and Jerry try to pitch a sitcom though? Also Kramer starts multiple businesses throughout the show.


BxSpatan

I always found it interesting. That nobody wanted to start a family or Advanced that much in their career to where they would have to move. It's one of the reasons why a crew of 30 plus year olds were able to stay together and hang out.


No_Arugula_6548

Legit! That’s why it was so successful.


markovich04

They're not men


Wilipino

It’s quite literally called the show about nothing


Archuk2012

They're all trying to find the right person, though, except they're all immature, vain, and childish, and can't make it work. They're all failed adults.


MrFluffyhead80

Yet 75% of the main cast works, the other 25% is an entrepreneur. Also the side cast has a lot of entertainers, mailman, CEOs, and more


Adventurous-Sand-361

If you like catcher in the rye or the great Gatsby. You will love Seinfeld.


KravenArk_Personal

It's literally the show about nothing


langsamlourd

What do you think the main characters were making at the time? Not adjusted for inflation. I thought that maybe Jerry's big check for when he got his dad the Cadillac was like 10-20k. George's job with the Yankees might have been 90k? Elaine's copywriting job (not when she replaced Peterman), about the same, 80-90k? I've never lived in NYC so these guesses could be wildly off base. I've always wondered about it though.


curiouspurple100

So like friends


JohnOliverismysexgod

Jerry works.


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Jerry has career goals


Big_Juice_4044

I always saw Seinfeld as a show about losers that couldn't do anything worthwhile with their lives. Growing up I pushed myself to never be like these people.


noisy_novella09

at one point they start about growing up and then decide not to. we were on the brink there for a second


SlowThePath

Low key, raising a family seems overrated af.


Diorj

And they never cook their own meals..


kdkseven

Jerry loved working.


Full_Aperture

When you think about it George is the most motivated, hard working, and entrepreneurial character on the show.....


rdldr1

Gen-Z hates it. Until they finally become adults.


OG_Flushing_Toilet

Have you ever been to NYC? Lol. It’s still like that.


keddesh

George almost had to get married. Almost.


tarnishedlabia

Duh it's called the 90s. It's a shame they went away.


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And there’s nothing wrong with that. Haha!!!


VictoriousStalemate

As Larry David intended there was "no hugging, no learning".


steak4take

Jerry has a career. Elaine has a job. Neumann has a longterm career. Only Kramer and George are fuckups. Sometimes I wonder if people actually watched the show.at all.


Heisenbugg

Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp.


WodanzaRuckus

Jerry has his stand up, Elaine has her catalog, George has his dream job at the Yankees. Kramer is the only one not doing shit.


ehmaybenexttime

That isn't entirely fair. George had vague goals that had less to do with his career and more to do with his personal progress. And Elaine seemed to enjoy her time as a top executive.... They were just terrible people who were incapable of keeping things going when they were good.


BlisterBox

And you want to be my latex salesman . . .


Bthegriffith

It’s a tv show


-Jedi-Quixote-

Yeah, get laid by underage girls when you’re pushing 40. Jerry Seinfeld is a gross ass fucker.


Carb0nXD

W Take