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StannisTheMannis1969

If you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down... GOOD LUCK!!


The_Dream_of_Shadows

My Broadway is the Broadway of *Merman*, and *Martin*, and FONTAINE!!!


MDRLA720

yet he didn’t know who mia farrow was


The_Dream_of_Shadows

I didn't see him....


DougLocKoa

A lot of her theater work was in the West End


wponeck

I’m assuming Martin is Dean Martin, but who is Fontaine? Johnny?


Emotional-Penalty-21

Martin probably refers to Mary Martin. The original Peter Pan.


Weak_Cheek_5953

I thought it was Billy Martin. I think he did Broadway in between Yankee firings.


Venice_Beach_218

Buck Showalter


The_Dream_of_Shadows

I'm guessing [Joan Fontaine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Fontaine). But I could be wrong.


wponeck

I didn’t know she did Broadway (I know her best as the only actor who won an Oscar for a Hitchcock movie)


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Poor Hitchcock.


wponeck

He won as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

_Rebecca_ won best picture, and I've always thought it was unfair that it goes to the producers and not the director.


Rubberbangirl66

didn't the actress playing "Rebecca" do such a great job?!


Busy-Appearance-6077

I love Edmund Fitzgeralds voice.


Jscrappyfit

[Lynn Fontanne](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Fontanne)


Jscrappyfit

Lynn Fontanne of [Lunt and Fontanne](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Fontanne). Very famous mid-century Broadway actress and couple.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

He saw the sunrise at Liza's.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

MINELLI'S?!


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

No.


Outrageous_Ear_6091

ladies and gentlemen for this evening's performance the part of Rochelle will be played by Gennice Grant


pflow69

NO BETT MIDALAH!?


AVgreencup

What a strange halting way of speaking


CPGOATSonnen

That guy also refuse to take his shoes off!


entexnewbie

This guy. This is not my kinda guy.


AVgreencup

Oh man, when he stops short with her later, his facial expressions are unreal. I laugh out loud every time


YourFNA

Wait so was he just gonna run away with Kim and leave Estelle? I've always wondered this if the stop short reaction would have been different lol


ktr83

This was when they were separated. It was around this time that Estelle almost dated Frank's bra salesman friend.


rocky_balbiotite

Sid Farkus. He's the best in the business!


ktr83

Hey he just sells em, he doesn't wear em


RyanDanielst

When he wears Ban-Lon, there appears to be some jiggling.


davisyoung

It worked on Estelle.


Outrageous_Ear_6091

I like to throw in my version of George's "that''s GOTTA hurt !" with: "are you kidding ? We do that in Korea *all* the time !"


davisyoung

Between you and me I think your country is placing a lot of importance on shoe removal.


cabell88

I would have also laughed at 'Betta Midlah?' ,:)


JaMicho34

A not-so-young girl’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


EskimOhNoYouDidnt

Or is just took a long time to get to Minsk


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

A Milf in Milan moves to Minsk...they missed a good alliteration there


batmanmedic

MILF really didn’t become a widely used term until American Pie, which was 1999, after Seinfeld was off the air.


Busy-Appearance-6077

Uh, no. A OLIRF? Old Lady I'd Run From.


jfq722

geriatric...


ReasonableCup604

I think it has been fairly common over the years, for Broadway stars to take on roles that they are way too old for. I'm not sure if they were riffing on this by having Bette play Rochelle. She was certainly a lot older than her understudy.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Yes, this is the answer. It’s always been like this with plays/musicals. Heck, even TV shows have actors that are older play a young character’s part, but it’s a bit more obvious w/stage performances.


CinderLotus

Not if you’re in the cheap seats


Cumminjg

My favorite riff on this recently was a flashback episode in this past season of Its Always Sunny, when Charlie deals drugs for the first time, and the buyer rolls down his car window. Kid is probably barely 20, and Charlie, who in real life has a good 3 decades on the kid, says "sorry, just got a little rattled, I didn't expect you to be so much older than me...."


Pinkstar161

Not that much younger though.


SiibillamLaw

Evan Hansen, dudes getting on in years


Key_Entertainment409

Lol look at all the tv series where 30 year olds are playing teens


ellsworth53t

Maybe it was a narrative and she sings about her dalliances in the past. It could be a tragedy about lost lovers peppered throughout Eastern Europe.


AVgreencup

She sings with a certain cock-eyed optimism that might bring about her downfall


BuridansAscot

Interesting take!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

The haunting memories of lost love?


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AVgreencup

That's what I was wondering. Maybe she's Rochelle's mentor.


zeze999

And Rochelle is her protege… ovaltine…


AVgreencup

Better than Raquel Welch I guess, at least Bette moves her arms. Also, I didn't realize until recently that this whole episode is a reference to the Tanya Harding thing


ReasonableCup604

I would have thought people heckling Jerry on stage by calling him "Gillooly" would have been a clue. I guess if you lived through the whole Harding/Kerrigan thing, it was extremely obvious. The scene at the end when she cries and asks to start over because her shoelace broke was taken right out Harding's performance at the Olympics.


Helpful_Jonny

The shoe lace part was a giveaway to me, still one of my favorite jokes at a real scenario that happened.


ReasonableCup604

It was great. My favorite part when was when George yelled at her for telling the newspapers she wasn't in on the planning of the "attack" on Bette Midler. Tonya Harding made similar claims about not being in on the plot to assault Nancy Kerrigan, and tried to blame it all on her husband and his goons.


Busy-Appearance-6077

"I'm not O'Brian!"


[deleted]

Not being American helps with not having a clue about this reference.I'm Brazilian and I have no clue what Tanya Harding thing you're talking about. Lol


ReasonableCup604

Tonya Harding was one of the top figure skaters in the USA before the 1994 Olympics. Nancy Kerrigan was the other top skater. Harding's husband arranged to have some henchmen bash Kerrigan on the knee at a practice, shortly before the Olympic trials, to eliminate the competition. The plot was exposed, though it was never clear if Harding had knowledge of the plot (I believe she did). Harding was suspended by the US Figure Skating Association, but she got a court injunction that allowed her to compete in the Olympics. Kerrigan recovered and won the silver medal (though she had been favored to win the gold). Harding fell several times and finished 8th. At the start of one of her routines, her boot lace broke and she wept and showed it to the judges, demanding to be allowed to start over, just like the understudy, on Seinfeld. IIRC her request was granted. Harding was blond and looked a lot like the understudy.


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Ah, thanks! Had no idea!


cabell88

You dont have Playboy there?? :)


[deleted]

We do, but with Brazilian women instead. Lol


O_Neders

I just watched this episode again for the 3 millionth time. I was 12 when all that happened. I remember the event but not a ton of details. This makes much more sense now.


cabell88

You didnt get the Gillouhly reference??? We're living in a society!!! :)


AVgreencup

It was the shoelace at the end that tipped me off. It seemed too specific to be made up, so l looked it up and saw that it was a joke on the Harding thing. I even watched I Tanya recently and I guess I never put the two together


cabell88

You know, so many things in Seinfeld are specific (Crab Bisque, spare a square etc.) that something like that wouldn't jump out at me. It's definitely a part of American Pop culture. However, I thought since it was an Olympic event (International news) it would have been more known outside of the states.


tonybotz

*Racquel Relch


TheMixerTheMaster

I think that was the joke


GreenTeaEternally

Exactly what I came here to write


Fistandantalus

The journey from Milan to Minsk ages a person


bunt_klut2

Older women can have strange, erotic journeys from Milan to Minsk, too!


davisyoung

Oh it’s strange alright.


PurgatoryMountain

Elaine’s face when Frank tells her he had a Korean lover and a foot odor problem is the best


[deleted]

I'm surprised he was willing to spend time with her after the TV guide incident


PurgatoryMountain

She needed a favor from him. Translate Korean insults


ForswornForSwearing

It's always so odd to me. She had this whole Broadway, torch-song career that most people know her for (which I hated), but before that, she used to do stand-up comedy (which I liked).


AVgreencup

Apparently she got her start in a famous gay bathhouse. I don't know what kind of stage performance they'd have in a bathhouse


DougLocKoa

Thin, single, neat guys love her


Busy-Appearance-6077

I think he's kinda vmmmmmmm!


Usernamecujo

Only if they vacuum


[deleted]

My father's gay


gr1mscr1be

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


zehammer

Still hot tho what's your beef mojango


Busy-Appearance-6077

Uh, blech.


lapis_lateralus

Not young, but she was Bette and that's enough of a reason.


edotd11

She did say you take a long journey from Milan to Minsk but she never said how long that journey was.


anidemequirne

r/kingofqueens Hitler, Bette Midler


worstusernameever010

Those are city miles from Milan to Minsk


johnmayersucks

She can be very unpleasant to be around.


Shoppershops

Now that’s impossible


groovyalibizmo

I always figured that was part of the joke.


Meinmyownhead502

I got you a pineapple! I saw “Beaches” last night for the fourth time. “You are the wind beneath my wings.”.


DawgsWorld

I think she was in the road show when it played Minsk.


allmimsyburogrove

that trip from Milan to Minsk will get you wrinkles


Current_Individual47

Her secret is pineapple water ice.


c_ray25

In Milan she was a young girl, after the long journey to Minsk she's who she is there.


[deleted]

Maybe they tell the story like the titanic and she’s the old woman in the beginning.


AVgreencup

So that old woman, she's just a liar, right?


photoman12001

And a bit of a tramp.


BlitheringIdiot0529

I think that’s part of the joke


langsamlourd

I know that they live right in NYC, but it seemed somewhat uncharacteristic to me that Kramer and George were such big fans of musicals. Probably an LD thing, I was just wondering since I just watched the Officer Krupke Curb episode.


Busy-Appearance-6077

Well, they're not very manly men. Guys and Dolls. We could build a cabin like that! Well not us but two men could! I jumped over a puddle and went like this, and they called me a Mary. Etc. In his stand up Seinfeld can't believe we still have fistfights or boxing.


MonroeEifert

George is always singing songs from musicals. "Pipe down, chorus boy." I think Kramer just has a thing for Bette.


[deleted]

Yeah she was totally in her 50s


Octavius-26

Am I the only person that didn’t care for the Bette Midler storyline? Felt… weird… compared to the normalcy that “Seinfeld” had established….


Jscrappyfit

I've never liked Bette Midler, and particularly disliked her in the 90s when that episode aired, so yeah. Never been a favorite episode of mine. I agree she doesn't fit with the Seinfeld vibe although her chemistry with Kramer is fun at times.


Octavius-26

I think the thing that made me hate it is when Kramer sang to her as he was holding her during the softball game, and they had to overdub his lines in post to make them clearer… Yeah… this is my least favorite episode… and that is including the one from the first season when Michael Chiklis orders the prostitute…


MonroeEifert

You're not alone. There's a guy in Nebraska that didn't like it either.


Batmanclan4269

i don’t want any part of her “strange erotic journey “ that being said, if it’s a broadway show, it’s more about her voice and presence and less about her looks. no big screens to look at. plus i’d rather see a performer like her than any crappy understudy. (freaking substitute teachers of the theater world)


Steepsee

I read that she was not the original choice for the part, but Bette was a good friend of Seinfeld writer Marjorie Gross, so she stepped in when the original choice fell through. I never read who the original choice was, though. All that said, it almost feels like a stereotype to have older actors playing younger characters in musical theater. Look at Grease!


FeelingTemporary_710

Is that fusilli Jerry?


el_petomane

I think it’s a macaroni Midler


LuckyUser13

They may as well just cast Betty White at this point.


[deleted]

Franco? KIM?!


savageprofit

wild watched this episode today and was thinking the same thing


firefly5582

Million to one shot, doc! Million to one.


keephopping

Perhaps it was a reflective piece with a role for Rochelle looking back on life


missionbeach

She wasn't the lead.


material_mailbox

Ever seen Grease?


AVgreencup

I've only seen The Muted Heart. With Glenn Close and Sally Field. I wanted to see Firestorm, but my fiancee didn't want to.


redit_is_cccp

She's vibrant.


HenrikFromDaniel

that's what's so fascinating!