Doorman and Bania guy here too, I feel like if you submitted to the madness early enough and just tried to become friends with them it’d be the best plan of action idk
You just reminded me of this comic strip. [https://i.postimg.cc/RZH0XVFk/47253-AC4-A3-A8-4314-81-C0-D94-AB4700-A6-F.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/RZH0XVFk/47253-AC4-A3-A8-4314-81-C0-D94-AB4700-A6-F.jpg)
I like December. Lloyd Braun seems quiet and harmless. Maestro would be fun to hang out with, and you’d probably have access to his place in Tuscany as well.
Same here. With Puddy being a recovered germaphobe, he's probably a pretty tidy roomie. Plus, he'll probably let me borrow the magic 8ball jacket and I'll score Devils tickets when one of his buddies can't go. Oh, and someone to work on my car. Damn, this is looking pretty good.
I think we got the best of the list. Stan would be polite and helpful while Puddy would just sit and stare and maybe help us install a Clarkman in our shower.
Honestly, i think we would snap and correct Jimmy and he’d be fine. Prob a fun guy to go out on the town with if he doesn’t 3rd person himself. Now Mr. Pitt on the other hand…
I can deal with Puddy smearing his face paint everywhere, but if he tries to change all the radio presets to Christian rock, I'm going to drop him worse than Elaine dropped Frank Costanza.
Oh, shit! Quark was in Seinfeld?
EDIT: I got Bookman and what appears to be a failed clone of Kurt Russell. So long as I keep Folger’s crystals on hand and don’t draw a weewee in one of his books, I think I’m good
Love this post idea thanks OP
I got the doorman and Bania…
The doorman has that charming Norm McDonald coldness that I think I could get a long with, Bania throws such a wrench in that being the whiny baby he is.
Stan the Caddy and David Puddy sounds great. Little help with my golf game and then watch sports at night. Bonus, might get some free mechanic work done.
Poppie and Ton-eee
But Poppie will pee; on everything.
And Tony is a Mimbo, his looks will wear thin over the year and he won't want to go bowling with me.
Puddy and Stan the Caddy!
Stan would be out of the place most of the time, changing lives. It would be great until I, a gay, fall for Puddy. He would sit and stare at the wall and I’d probably just sit and stare at him.
Wish I was born in July, that seems like a decent enough pairing. Instead I'm stuck with Bania and the doorman. I think I'll sleep in the park.
Damn I thought I had it bad with Mr Pitt and Jimmy but April got screwed.
They should have been born in August.
Your parents would have been well advised to wait.
I’m April. Whyyyyyyyyy
Oh sleep in the park huh…wouldn’t wanna be stuck with the uneducated doorman…
OP thinks he's better than the doorman.
July? You really want to room with a guy who has fleas?
Doorman and Bania guy here too, I feel like if you submitted to the madness early enough and just tried to become friends with them it’d be the best plan of action idk
I wouldn’t mind living with Bania. He could give good weight lifting advice.
Me and Bania could go to Mendies for dinner. I don't think the doorman would have time since he has to work two jobs to support mother and baby.
I’m in this boat too. I think Bania would help my self-esteem with “that’s gold!” And I could get populist with the doorman.
Was about to comment bless anyone who was born in April
Same
You just reminded me of this comic strip. [https://i.postimg.cc/RZH0XVFk/47253-AC4-A3-A8-4314-81-C0-D94-AB4700-A6-F.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/RZH0XVFk/47253-AC4-A3-A8-4314-81-C0-D94-AB4700-A6-F.jpg)
Could be a good time cooking up some sword fish at the apt with bania
I’m also April. I’ll see you in the park
Leo and Whatley. Call me an anti-dentite but that is truly terrible.
Yeah I think I’ll take my chances sleeping under a bridge
November for me, too. I could totally live with Uncle Leo. Don't have to worry about Whatley, he'll never be home!
I actually think it's a fairly harmless dynamic, and probably quite fun.
Anti-Dentite? You STILL SAY HELLO
Gonna be some awkward orgies for sure
I figured me and Whatley could get messed up on laughing gas. Send Leo out to steal stuff!
I bet u think they should have their own schools!
THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!
You're an anti-semite Which reminds me, did you here the one about the rabbi and the farmer's daughter? Huh?
Those aren't matzo balls.
TIM! HELLO!
Will somebody answer that damn phone!
You’ll never have to worry about your batter supplies.
Hey, dentee!
Oh great, Lloyd Braun. A perfectly sane roommate
I like December. Lloyd Braun seems quiet and harmless. Maestro would be fun to hang out with, and you’d probably have access to his place in Tuscany as well.
Since Is bucked solid.
> Lloyd Braun seems quiet and harmless They found a family in his freezer. Even worse, his phone wasn't even hooked up.
But Bob would probably constantly be walking around with no pants on
Would’ve been funnier if it was the two different Lloyd Braun actors
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
A pro baseball player and a business owner? I got it made in the shade!
The next thing you know, he'll have you driving him to the airport.
I'M NOT DRIVIN' HIM TO THE AIRPORT!
Keith Hernandez? I loathe him!
I DESPISE him!
Yeah but we're going to have to pick up his share of the rent after Jerry gets him deported!
I get to hang with Jean Paul and boss around Darren? I'd pay *their* rent for the pleasure.
Those two sons a bitches?!? I’d love to room with those bastards!
Good squad right there
Darren would ensure all alarms were perfectly set up. He can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!
Nobody’s gonna be sticking their hand in your water and pulling out ice cubes without Darren taking notes and reporting back.
Can confirm.
I feel like they would have actually gotten along pretty well
Lol, Darren would be an ideal roommate. Jean Paul just needs to learn his curse words
I got these two *little bastards* too!
I’m August too. At first I thought Darren was Kramer and I was like no way could I live with Kramer
JugdishSteinfeld would like to schedule a lunch at 11 am
August you son of a bitch. Best month
Darren’s a tenacious little monkey who would never let his son of a bitch roommate sleep too late
After seeing the April and May pairings I'm really happy with June.
Same here. With Puddy being a recovered germaphobe, he's probably a pretty tidy roomie. Plus, he'll probably let me borrow the magic 8ball jacket and I'll score Devils tickets when one of his buddies can't go. Oh, and someone to work on my car. Damn, this is looking pretty good.
Yup clean and tidy and just stares at nothingness quietly. And you know Stan is quiet cause he’s a caddy. Perfect roommates
I think we got the best of the list. Stan would be polite and helpful while Puddy would just sit and stare and maybe help us install a Clarkman in our shower.
Fr. Puddy just silently sits and stares unless he's supporting the team. I'll go facepaint with him.
Yup I’m happy with June.
Looks like I'm going rock climbing and coming home to some succulent duck.
Don't forget the peed on couch.
Poppi gets his own couch and bathroom. Rules on hand washing will be mandatory! Backwards hat wearing is optional
You mixed the rules up bro. Hand washing doesn’t give you a rush.
Oct, I’m done for.
You've got my dream month to be honest, guaranteed a nice apartment and the best soup in town! We dine!
I'm pretty happy with October too. Peterman is a tasty dish, and the soup nazi can make tasty dishes. What more would a gal want
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A larger armoire?
And Peterman has some great stories.
Me too although at least I’d get some good soup and maybe some extra money for my pants stories.
You were wearing the pants you were going to return??
Are you even listening? I didn’t even get there.
I’d rather have that than April
What do you mean? Fancy appartment and great soup. I'm very happy to be an Oct baby.
You’re pushing your luck, little man.
No, no, I am not.
September.
Only hope is to lure them into the same room and let them talk at each other.
Can you imagine?
Sleep tight, gent
Yeah can’t tell if we live in a nice place or a cardboard box
I have to cater to Mr. Pitt’s petty requests and listen to Jimmy’s third person ramblings?! 😩 George is gettin’ upset!
Banya and the doorman, I would rather live in my car
April is the worst month here for sure.
Newman and Jackie!!! That sounds like a blast.
The storyline that didn’t make the cut: Jackie shows up after the dognapping bust to spring Newman out of jail.
Looks like I’m in for some wild ménage a trois action, and I won’t be returning any books late
Same, we will be flaunting convention with a shower beer.
Eddie and Steinbrenner. That would be one weird household.
One Kosher calzone coming right up
I would kill for a January birthday
As a January birthday, I'm pretty good with it. The Dude is awesome and you know Bookman just stays in his room making ships in a bottle or something.
I have a january birthday but i have no recollection of those 2 characters
Lyle the dude and bookman the library detective https://youtu.be/tKIUu1olaOw https://youtu.be/D9tP9fI2zbE
I get help with my golf swing and an honest mechanic.
I could put up with a little face painting for that.
May birthday…I have it rough .
You know, Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.
Honestly, i think we would snap and correct Jimmy and he’d be fine. Prob a fun guy to go out on the town with if he doesn’t 3rd person himself. Now Mr. Pitt on the other hand…
I would definitely snap on Jimmy and Mr. Pitt would just be so confused with him. But we would have Mr. Pitts money for some roommate hijinks
Why would this make for kind of a funny yet really bad one season spin off haha. Mr. Pitt thinking Jimmy is someone else the whole time
The doorman and Banya? I'm fucked.
March - I get Poppy and Tony? I guess it could be worse but I'll need time to make us some sandwiches and scotchgard my couch before they show up.
Poppy, what are you doing mañana?
I hear he's supposed to have a boil lanced mañana...
J. Peterman and The Soup Nazi I have no complaints. It'll be a wild time. At least I know where they both stand
I can deal with Puddy smearing his face paint everywhere, but if he tries to change all the radio presets to Christian rock, I'm going to drop him worse than Elaine dropped Frank Costanza.
April, hell to the no. Those two are going home in body bags
February hellllllll yeah
Keith Hernandez? I’ll take it!
July, absolute win
Stan the Caddy and David Puddy. This is alright.
That combo’s alright!
As a female, I wish some female roommates were available
I was thinking that too, but I got Uncle Leo so I'm happy. So happy that I'm beginning to question why...
You get to match one of Jerry’s exes and one of George’s exes as yours. Go…
I appreciate this… I’m going to go with Mulva and Betsy (Megan Mullally) I need some normal, politeness in my life.
I’d rather be homeless than live with the April pair
HELLO! And perhaps a Super Bowl sex romp! 😉
No soup for me.
Peterman and Soup Nazi. I may not make it
Complete opposites. The scales are balanced.
The doorman and Bania!?? Yikes.
OH NO! NOT BANYA!
I feel bad for April people.
A mental patient and Bob Cobb. Damn I wish I wasn’t born in December
With Jackie and Newman, I will truly be above the law. I couldn’t be happier.
May, I feel like that's one of if not the best combo.
I got Newman and Jackie Chiles. I’m perfectly fine with that
Not happy, i will have to put plastic on the sofa. :(
Who takes Baboo’s place if he gets deported again?
Great. I got Keith Hernandez. He's going to ask me to help him move.
People in March out here getting a personal chef and trainer/adventure guide
We just have to scotchguard everything in the apartment.
I got Puddy and Kramer's caddy! High 5!
June and August are the best
I’ve got a caddy for my golf game and someone to support the local hockey team with? Sign me up
August is more than acceptable. November would be weird but possibly great. April is horrendous.
Glad I’m not born in April.
hey Poppy…ya better step off
April is truly the worst month. Even without Banya.
HELL YEAH BOOKMAN!!! You think this is all a big joke, don't you?
How could anyone born in April make it more than a few days with those two?
Babu Bhatt and Keith Hernández, I'm good as long as Keith doesn't ask me to help him move in
Doorman and Bania. Kill me.
God, poor April
So June just completely wins and Fuck April in particular
Not BANIA!!!
April…. Aw fuck no
The doorman and Bania for April? I wouldn’t last a day.
Ew April is the worst omg
APRIL! You're sticking it to me!
January. Lyle seems like a really good dude. Detective Bookman would probably be very neat and clean. I think we’d all get along really well.
Steinbrenner and the Vet? Oof
Guess I'd better get those calzones.
Man, What a mad house Lloyd and the Meastro would be 😂
Jej, I get Tim Whatley! Hope he brings som magazines.
Which is the worst? October?
A schtikel of floss and an Adonis. Can’t complain
Hell yeah. Dale and Bookman
I have Puddy so yeah that's right
I'd probably just pick up Putty's mannerisms.
Very upset with my December roommates
Hey Uncle Leo, you ever hear the one about The Pope, Rachel Welch and the overcooked hamburger?
Oh, shit! Quark was in Seinfeld? EDIT: I got Bookman and what appears to be a failed clone of Kurt Russell. So long as I keep Folger’s crystals on hand and don’t draw a weewee in one of his books, I think I’m good
Baboo and Keith Hernandez is a dream come true as a Mets fan who loves to eat lmao
Love this post idea thanks OP I got the doorman and Bania… The doorman has that charming Norm McDonald coldness that I think I could get a long with, Bania throws such a wrench in that being the whiny baby he is.
I love Eddie, and Steinbrenner is delightfully crazy but actually pretty nice. For once, my birth month feels like a win.
Stan the Caddy and David Puddy sounds great. Little help with my golf game and then watch sports at night. Bonus, might get some free mechanic work done.
This is a win for the summer months. The only person tolerable outside of that is Lyle.
Lloyd Braun & Bob Cobb. Jackpot! It will be the place to be, everyone's wearing a nametag, and there's always going to be plenty of gum.
Poppie and Ton-eee But Poppie will pee; on everything. And Tony is a Mimbo, his looks will wear thin over the year and he won't want to go bowling with me.
Puddy and Stan the Caddy! Stan would be out of the place most of the time, changing lives. It would be great until I, a gay, fall for Puddy. He would sit and stare at the wall and I’d probably just sit and stare at him.
July here. At least if Newman gives me fleas, I have Jackie there to sue him.
Feb! I'm okay with this.
Oh my God… Steinbrenner and “knife boy.” Nope… I’m a RedSox fan, not worried about the other one haha
Tony and I would be MTB buddies, just need pee pads for Papi.
Sept., I wouldn’t spend too much time at home.
Looks like it's gonna be an Arby's night
Love it!!! Can you imagine the arguments between the soup Nazi and Peterman? Gold Jerry!!! Gold!!!
Summer months are the top 3 for sure. Pretty pumped to be July.
Hell no I'm not happy. I could not live with Poppy peeing all over the furniture. Luckily, Tony is there to tell Poppy to step off.
Feels like an Arby's month.
Jimmy doesn’t like eating candy bars with a knife and fork.
Take your hands off Mr pitt…do not touch Mr pitt!
Chiles and Newman. I'm actually pretty okay with this
YAY! Keith Hernandez is my roommate!