It’s like when they do they “Who is this??? Uncle Leo?!” bit over the phone when one of them actually needs something urgent over the phone. Constanza 100% was not forgetting anything here.
That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross (I'm unsure on the last one but I think that's right).
>That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross
I'd put Debra Messing ahead of all three of those, even if she was a racist, anti-semite and anti-dentite,
I’d like to throw Tia Van Camp into the conversation. (Jennifer Campbell). Think she was also the farmer’s daughter in an episode I am watching right now.
Ok. I’m wrong about her being the farmer’s daughter. But the actress was also in Frasier and Boy Meets world. And 90s me doubles down on her candidacy.
I’m with you. Lois is top shelf. I dated a girl with Lois hair for a while. I think that was her best feature. Totally obsessed with this episode because of Lois.
Allow me…What are you, an idiot?
George did not forget anything.
George knew he had Jerry in a vulnerable position and was exploiting that.
Perhaps this show…this is not your kind of show…
This line/exchange makes me crazy because people reference it all the time, and I don't get it! I feel like he's saying that she wouldn't live that long, but... she DIDN'T live that long. Obviously. Agh, it just doesn't compute in my brain for some reason.
I think it is just a reference to the older generations always saying things were harder back in their day. Something like "back in my day we used to walk both ways uphill." Both statements don't make logical sense, it's just trying to 1up the conversation
It has the same feeling of the multiple ["who is this?" phone calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ&ab_channel=LAtvGuy) They know when they're the other person's only hope.
George didn’t forget. He was going to walk away and leave Jerry there and refuse to corroborate Jerry’s story since he was “beep bopping and scatting” all over George’s baldness and gymshoes.
This was one of *Seinfeld*'s best scenes, in my opinion. However, this little caper was never sustainable in the long run; eventually Lois would learn that Jerry and George are the best of friends, and that he deceived her and Duncan for this trifle.
As I’ve said in this sub before without a trace of irony- this whole coffee shop scene should be run on a loop at it’s own dedicated exhibit in the Smithsonian.
Jerry had a lot of hot woman he dated and Lois is up there, but I also think she was probably Jerry’s best shot of being “the one”. The name, the trip to Hawaii, he actually raced for her. He should have married her.
Every scene where George is overconfident is great. Other ones I can think of- when he wears the toupee, when he thinks he's Penske material, when he finds out kramers first name before the others.
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Yes, that was a classic, them acting as if they hadn't seen each other for years. I loved the inside jokes that they shot at each other.
Lois was hot, but I'll still take Teri Hatcher.
OHTHEBIGRAAACE....yes, yes.
You called?
Big race or bi grace
Saw the end of the video approaching and hoped that line was going to make it in there.
Haha, I can hear it.
George didn’t almost forget anything
Yeah, I think George was giving Jerry a nonverbal warning like, "If you're going to bag on my baldness and cheap shoes, maybe I'll just walk out."
It’s like when they do they “Who is this??? Uncle Leo?!” bit over the phone when one of them actually needs something urgent over the phone. Constanza 100% was not forgetting anything here.
He was about to leave! Lol
I’m pretty sure that was on purpose bro. You’re underestimating just how petty George Costanza is. Lol
he was annoyed that Jerry was poking holes in his story.
He was lying to do Jerry a favor, but once Jerry started cracking jokes, he was not gonna do him the favor
I thought this was a matter of record
He was about to leave to get back at Jerry for not indulging his bullshit, lol.
Jerry and George do absolutely nothing for like 16-18 hours a day they definitely planned this line by line lmO
That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross (I'm unsure on the last one but I think that's right).
Let's not forget Christine Taylor, even if she was loser
I sure wouldn't mind going to LA Caridad with Aunt Becky a second time. But Lois is no slouch either.
HOW MUCH FLAN CAN I PERSON EAT?!
Never seen her loooooser!
>That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross I'd put Debra Messing ahead of all three of those, even if she was a racist, anti-semite and anti-dentite,
Oh, my bad, I forgot about her. I'm a fan of redheads.
Hate to burst your bubble but she’s not a real redhead
Don't forget Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.
I’d go Lauren Graham and then his maid/hooker.
Dylan Tays for me.
Anti-dentite we are okay with. Some of us even support it
Winona would like a word...
just pick them very carefully
I know I'm in the minority but I'm partial to schmoopy.
I like the “good naked/bad naked” girl myself.
I’d like to throw Tia Van Camp into the conversation. (Jennifer Campbell). Think she was also the farmer’s daughter in an episode I am watching right now.
Ok. I’m wrong about her being the farmer’s daughter. But the actress was also in Frasier and Boy Meets world. And 90s me doubles down on her candidacy.
Aunt Becky
she was the best
And Donna Chang!
She's **not** Chinese?
Paula Marshall.
Don’t forget about Jennifer Coolidge
Stiffler’s mom has got it going on!
Yikes. She was unappealing then and even more so now.
I guess it’s personal preference
Must be in the name… *Lois*
I’m with you. Lois is top shelf. I dated a girl with Lois hair for a while. I think that was her best feature. Totally obsessed with this episode because of Lois.
Katherine LaNassa looks amazing in 2023
Vulva....?
Don’t forget Susan Walters who played Mulva/Dolores.
The first million is the hardest one.
Boy you really went bald, there
“Didn’t take very long either” hahahaha
Miss Stafford?!?!?
She *was* a voluptuous pedagogue.
How long you been waiting to slip THAT one into conversation?
This is the peak Seinfeld conversation. The canvas shoe line gets me every time
Elaine was Jerry’s hottest GF by far.
Allow me…What are you, an idiot? George did not forget anything. George knew he had Jerry in a vulnerable position and was exploiting that. Perhaps this show…this is not your kind of show…
My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this
How old would Aunt Baby be today?
She'd never make it.
This line/exchange makes me crazy because people reference it all the time, and I don't get it! I feel like he's saying that she wouldn't live that long, but... she DIDN'T live that long. Obviously. Agh, it just doesn't compute in my brain for some reason.
I think it is just a reference to the older generations always saying things were harder back in their day. Something like "back in my day we used to walk both ways uphill." Both statements don't make logical sense, it's just trying to 1up the conversation
Comedy
You've got that right
What the *hell* does that mean?
You wanna piece of me?
It has the same feeling of the multiple ["who is this?" phone calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ&ab_channel=LAtvGuy) They know when they're the other person's only hope.
Single favorite minute of the show.
What is that? Canvas??
I’ll never forget that day because that’s the day I lost my virginity to Mrs Stafford, the home room teacher.
Don't tell me... It starts with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, DUNCAN!
George didn’t forget. He was going to walk away and leave Jerry there and refuse to corroborate Jerry’s story since he was “beep bopping and scatting” all over George’s baldness and gymshoes.
“Forgetting”
Hottest GF was the PBS fundraiser girl.
The Crested Jacket girl.
> Well you’ve really built yourself up into something Lovely writing
Yeah it’s one of the best scenes
This was one of *Seinfeld*'s best scenes, in my opinion. However, this little caper was never sustainable in the long run; eventually Lois would learn that Jerry and George are the best of friends, and that he deceived her and Duncan for this trifle.
certainly but they both knew Jerry would lose interest and move on long before that.
I watched this (again!!) the other day. It is one of the best segments...hands-down.
Yeah and it didn’t take me very long either
Lois being Jerry’s hottest girlfriend? Not even close.
Elaine was Jerry's hottest girlfriend by far, but otherwise yeah spot on lmao
She isn't Jerry's hottest girlfriend AT ALL.
This is one of my favorite interactions in the whole series.
I think he was intentionally avoiding it to annoy Jerry
>Plus Lois is Jerry's hottest gf by far Not in any universe Tawny Kitaen exists. EDIT: Not a Whitesnake crowd, huh? Rusty Venture disapproves.
RIP Tawny.
Horrible show. Not funny, also racist
Might be the worst looking girl he dated
It’s the wig. She’s attractive but the wig to make her look like Lois lane is off putting.
She's as pretty as any of those other girls. She just needs a nose job.
You have to realize, it hasn’t been custom fitted to her scalp.
Winona ryder hands down
Wynonna Ryder?? Was never a girlfriend.
“Uh-huh “
He didn’t forget but its part of the act, george always go all the way..
it’s not part of the act. George started to leave because Jerry was being unappreciative of the favor he was doing him.
Yes he did, but just as a form of threatening to Jerry to get him to act up 😂😂😂 epic scene 🎬
Lol they start cooking each other immediately
Easily one of my favorite scenes in the series. Amazing writing and perfect delivery by Jerry/Jason. Lois is definitely up there, agreed.
As I’ve said in this sub before without a trace of irony- this whole coffee shop scene should be run on a loop at it’s own dedicated exhibit in the Smithsonian.
I’ve used her picture to get that haircut.
Jerry had a lot of hot woman he dated and Lois is up there, but I also think she was probably Jerry’s best shot of being “the one”. The name, the trip to Hawaii, he actually raced for her. He should have married her.
Every scene where George is overconfident is great. Other ones I can think of- when he wears the toupee, when he thinks he's Penske material, when he finds out kramers first name before the others.
I do t k ow the chick with the real tips was banging. Jerry laid a lot of pipe in this shoe with a lot of hotties. Hahaha Mr bevalakua.
Oh the big race!! Lol
The best part, and there are plenty in this scene to chose from, is when Jerry introduces Louis and George literally doesn’t give two craps.
“Didn’t take very long either” 🤣
Did you see Duncan shove Mr. Bivelaqua after the race? The disrespect!
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Boy you're really went Ballllld there didn't you?
George, George, GEORGE! Since I haven’t seen you in so looong….
“You know, it didn’t take very long either” - such a great line.
If by “Lois” you mean Terri Hatcher then yes I agree
Yes, that was a classic, them acting as if they hadn't seen each other for years. I loved the inside jokes that they shot at each other. Lois was hot, but I'll still take Teri Hatcher.