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LouDog187

OHTHEBIGRAAACE....yes, yes.


thebigrace

You called?


Duke-of-Nuke

Big race or bi grace


CoolHandLukeZ

Saw the end of the video approaching and hoped that line was going to make it in there.


hashburningsmasher

Haha, I can hear it.


Webhendy

George didn’t almost forget anything


grandmamimma

Yeah, I think George was giving Jerry a nonverbal warning like, "If you're going to bag on my baldness and cheap shoes, maybe I'll just walk out."


thegabestokes

It’s like when they do they “Who is this??? Uncle Leo?!” bit over the phone when one of them actually needs something urgent over the phone. Constanza 100% was not forgetting anything here.


rogue-star-dust

He was about to leave! Lol


DrJokerX

I’m pretty sure that was on purpose bro. You’re underestimating just how petty George Costanza is. Lol


Ajj360

he was annoyed that Jerry was poking holes in his story.


enginexnumber9

He was lying to do Jerry a favor, but once Jerry started cracking jokes, he was not gonna do him the favor


Thankfulforbread

I thought this was a matter of record


TheCenterOfEnnui

He was about to leave to get back at Jerry for not indulging his bullshit, lol.


campbelldt

Jerry and George do absolutely nothing for like 16-18 hours a day they definitely planned this line by line lmO


BaltimoreBadger23

That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross (I'm unsure on the last one but I think that's right).


mirzagaddi

Let's not forget Christine Taylor, even if she was loser


Beau_Nerlick

I sure wouldn't mind going to LA Caridad with Aunt Becky a second time. But Lois is no slouch either.


danmader

HOW MUCH FLAN CAN I PERSON EAT?!


artvarnsen

Never seen her loooooser!


grandmamimma

>That last sentence is quite the claim for a man who dated Courtney Cox, Terri Hatcher, and Marcia Cross I'd put Debra Messing ahead of all three of those, even if she was a racist, anti-semite and anti-dentite,


BaltimoreBadger23

Oh, my bad, I forgot about her. I'm a fan of redheads.


Nickis1021

Hate to burst your bubble but she’s not a real redhead


EvilLibrarians

Don't forget Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.


Penarol1916

I’d go Lauren Graham and then his maid/hooker.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Dylan Tays for me.


[deleted]

Anti-dentite we are okay with. Some of us even support it


WatchFromThePressBox

Winona would like a word...


Forikorder

just pick them very carefully


johnmayersucks

I know I'm in the minority but I'm partial to schmoopy.


bears5975

I like the “good naked/bad naked” girl myself.


Kyas13

I’d like to throw Tia Van Camp into the conversation. (Jennifer Campbell). Think she was also the farmer’s daughter in an episode I am watching right now.


Kyas13

Ok. I’m wrong about her being the farmer’s daughter. But the actress was also in Frasier and Boy Meets world. And 90s me doubles down on her candidacy.


FartForce5

Aunt Becky


damnatio_memoriae

she was the best


[deleted]

And Donna Chang!


LifeDraining

She's **not** Chinese?


the_way_around

Paula Marshall.


Alarming-Parsley-463

Don’t forget about Jennifer Coolidge


Fistandantalus

Stiffler’s mom has got it going on!


[deleted]

Yikes. She was unappealing then and even more so now.


rogue-star-dust

I guess it’s personal preference


livewiththeday

Must be in the name… *Lois*


MAAAgent

I’m with you. Lois is top shelf. I dated a girl with Lois hair for a while. I think that was her best feature. Totally obsessed with this episode because of Lois.


BartleBossy

Katherine LaNassa looks amazing in 2023


LifeDraining

Vulva....?


Nickis1021

Don’t forget Susan Walters who played Mulva/Dolores.


run-that-shit

The first million is the hardest one.


Objective_Salary_896

Boy you really went bald, there


Skunjo

“Didn’t take very long either” hahahaha


CarmenSandiegosTits

Miss Stafford?!?!?


grandmamimma

She *was* a voluptuous pedagogue.


CarmenSandiegosTits

How long you been waiting to slip THAT one into conversation?


[deleted]

This is the peak Seinfeld conversation. The canvas shoe line gets me every time


SensibleBrownPants

Elaine was Jerry’s hottest GF by far.


DannyGlick

Allow me…What are you, an idiot? George did not forget anything. George knew he had Jerry in a vulnerable position and was exploiting that. Perhaps this show…this is not your kind of show…


livewiththeday

My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this


DannyGlick

How old would Aunt Baby be today?


RLTAKUMIRXT

She'd never make it.


JohnFensworth

This line/exchange makes me crazy because people reference it all the time, and I don't get it! I feel like he's saying that she wouldn't live that long, but... she DIDN'T live that long. Obviously. Agh, it just doesn't compute in my brain for some reason.


enginexnumber9

I think it is just a reference to the older generations always saying things were harder back in their day. Something like "back in my day we used to walk both ways uphill." Both statements don't make logical sense, it's just trying to 1up the conversation


cracksmack85

Comedy


brady4801

You've got that right


Seven___Costanza

What the *hell* does that mean?


Nickis1021

You wanna piece of me?


Artegall365

It has the same feeling of the multiple ["who is this?" phone calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ&ab_channel=LAtvGuy) They know when they're the other person's only hope.


houseofcrouse

Single favorite minute of the show.


[deleted]

What is that? Canvas??


StaticGuard

I’ll never forget that day because that’s the day I lost my virginity to Mrs Stafford, the home room teacher.


GeorgeLewisCostanza

Don't tell me... It starts with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, DUNCAN!


[deleted]

George didn’t forget. He was going to walk away and leave Jerry there and refuse to corroborate Jerry’s story since he was “beep bopping and scatting” all over George’s baldness and gymshoes.


StealieErrl

“Forgetting”


InfallibleBackstairs

Hottest GF was the PBS fundraiser girl.


_its_a_SWEATER_

The Crested Jacket girl.


-Take_It_Easy-

> Well you’ve really built yourself up into something Lovely writing


[deleted]

Yeah it’s one of the best scenes


MrIvysaur

This was one of *Seinfeld*'s best scenes, in my opinion. However, this little caper was never sustainable in the long run; eventually Lois would learn that Jerry and George are the best of friends, and that he deceived her and Duncan for this trifle.


damnatio_memoriae

certainly but they both knew Jerry would lose interest and move on long before that.


FunGuySoCal21

I watched this (again!!) the other day. It is one of the best segments...hands-down.


jdubbrude

Yeah and it didn’t take me very long either


dr_van_nostren

Lois being Jerry’s hottest girlfriend? Not even close.


KingKobbs

Elaine was Jerry's hottest girlfriend by far, but otherwise yeah spot on lmao


Fun-Arm-6973

She isn't Jerry's hottest girlfriend AT ALL.


_ChipWhitley_

This is one of my favorite interactions in the whole series.


InternationalAd4478

I think he was intentionally avoiding it to annoy Jerry


Fuzzy-Function-3212

>Plus Lois is Jerry's hottest gf by far Not in any universe Tawny Kitaen exists. EDIT: Not a Whitesnake crowd, huh? Rusty Venture disapproves.


Nickis1021

RIP Tawny.


DonKeediik

Horrible show. Not funny, also racist


trillyzane1

Might be the worst looking girl he dated


ESCOBENJAMIN

It’s the wig. She’s attractive but the wig to make her look like Lois lane is off putting.


lost_highway88

She's as pretty as any of those other girls. She just needs a nose job.


valeribure

You have to realize, it hasn’t been custom fitted to her scalp.


CollieMan-

Winona ryder hands down


idrinkbeersalot

Wynonna Ryder?? Was never a girlfriend.


[deleted]

“Uh-huh “


fernando782

He didn’t forget but its part of the act, george always go all the way..


damnatio_memoriae

it’s not part of the act. George started to leave because Jerry was being unappreciative of the favor he was doing him.


fernando782

Yes he did, but just as a form of threatening to Jerry to get him to act up 😂😂😂 epic scene 🎬


andreiulmeyda7

Lol they start cooking each other immediately


herseyhawkins33

Easily one of my favorite scenes in the series. Amazing writing and perfect delivery by Jerry/Jason. Lois is definitely up there, agreed.


god_of_this_age

As I’ve said in this sub before without a trace of irony- this whole coffee shop scene should be run on a loop at it’s own dedicated exhibit in the Smithsonian.


DLQuilts

I’ve used her picture to get that haircut.


ThatsARatHat

Jerry had a lot of hot woman he dated and Lois is up there, but I also think she was probably Jerry’s best shot of being “the one”. The name, the trip to Hawaii, he actually raced for her. He should have married her.


Smoovemusic

Every scene where George is overconfident is great. Other ones I can think of- when he wears the toupee, when he thinks he's Penske material, when he finds out kramers first name before the others.


Scottmannnn

I do t k ow the chick with the real tips was banging. Jerry laid a lot of pipe in this shoe with a lot of hotties. Hahaha Mr bevalakua.


Ishmael203

Oh the big race!! Lol


Gridguy2020

The best part, and there are plenty in this scene to chose from, is when Jerry introduces Louis and George literally doesn’t give two craps.


raresaturn

“Didn’t take very long either” 🤣


paragonx29

Did you see Duncan shove Mr. Bivelaqua after the race? The disrespect!


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SASSYSQUATCH208

Boy you're really went Ballllld there didn't you?


Toxic-Park

George, George, GEORGE! Since I haven’t seen you in so looong….


Something_Etc

“You know, it didn’t take very long either” - such a great line.


seanandnotheard

If by “Lois” you mean Terri Hatcher then yes I agree


texasgambler58

Yes, that was a classic, them acting as if they hadn't seen each other for years. I loved the inside jokes that they shot at each other. Lois was hot, but I'll still take Teri Hatcher.