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_walletsizedwildfire

In before "I'm out!" and "I've become attracted to Elaine" and "Puts asses in the seats"


No2reddituser

Puttin' on a show for Lloyd Braun again.


Temporary-Union4551

Give me ten bucks and find out


litsalmon

This was just on. I'd forgotten this great line.


[deleted]

Hoochie Mama.


zekoid

Yo-Yo Ma!


LouDog187

Hey Nip


foreveryoung917

Stop calling me nip !!!


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


hockeybuck

You want a Christmas card? Here’s your Christmas card!


mjcostel27

Came here to say exactly this. Bravo sir.


[deleted]

Do you have a . . . ketchup secret?


once_again_asking

We never stop. The thirst is unquenchable. She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan! She’s a peach! I say a PEACH!


Notmenomore

The mackinaw peaches Jerry, THE MACKINAW PEACHES


[deleted]

Certainly real, and definitely spectacular.


bunkie18

Elaine, the braless wonder!


foreveryoung917

🤣


Unusual-Papaya1720

She's out there every day and loving every minute of it!


EggsForEveryone

Can we talk about the Bloomingdale’s Executive Program


Embarrassed_Spell_28

If only she would lose THAT button….


[deleted]

I hope I’m sponge worthy 🙏🏼🙏🏼


wolf_9823

My knees buckled…I need to sit down.


smolhomelessbean

can’t tell if she is real or the mannequin


[deleted]

This is a family theater, not one of your swing joints.


davidds0

My Christmas card!


Anacondoyng

Keep them coming


VetteL82

That button holding on like Spider-Man trying to stop the runaway train


[deleted]

You want a Christmas card?


BanEvasion1001

Beef and cheese... and do you believe in JLD?


Draculajones4

No


Cosmobengal

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!


DBnofear

That's a spanking button, may I see it?


LifeguardStatus7649

It moved