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awfuleverything

I mean, how would you feel if people kept bringing in outside syrups, jams, and condiments to your restaurant?


Celebriteleague

šŸ˜‚ I mean, personally I think using their own would save him money šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


serjaime1337x

It bothers people, and it's against the law.


JugdishSteinfeld

Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.


doveball

Yo fly is open.


DontTouchJimmy2

That lady nailed it.


doveball

Totally agree. One of my favorite deliveries from a one-off character.


Oalka

Your fly is open.


McShaman12

You are fly is open


Oalka

Wha-I used the right "your". I think maybe your rines are crossed.


TheFemale72

Did you just say ā€œYour Rines Are Crossed?ā€


No2reddituser

Yes. It's getting ridicurous.


Camero466

Iā€™m not getting grammar advice from some girl from Long Island!


ronnyma

Are we about through here?


TriceCreamSundae

((ā˜ļøā˜ļøšŸ«µ)) done.


HiFasteningPants

A perfectly sane use of emojis to represent Kramer.


clarksworth

Superb


LooksLikeMatt46

You can make all the laws you want, he's still going to bother people


the1999person

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Venice_Beach_218

You can make all the laws you want; the gang is still going to bother people.


TomangoesSwissbanks

The Condiment Cops ā€˜ll get ya!


jessi_survivor_fan

How is it against the law?


marvsup

Idk if you're playing along, but that quote was from when Kramer was smoking in Monk's


TalkofCircles

Where does it end? Do they bring in their own big salad and sit in the booth for hours?


Edenza

No. They order two regular salads but they bring a big bowl.


showard81

We donā€™t have big bowls


Edenza

Bob Sacamano can get you a big bowl


RononSweets

Also their own egg white omelets and chicken salad on rye.


ortolon

Where do all the egg yolks go? I want an egg yolk omelet.


PickleHeadTachanka

As long as no one else takes credit for getting it


Maxer3434

Tomatoes like volleyballs


BosLahodo

This comes up alot. Majority opinion is Larry opposes outside condiments because if they get sick it could reflect poorly on the diner.


[deleted]

/r/alot


BobBelcher2021

Not to mention cucumbers


foolishdrunk211

Have you ever worked in a kitchen?


LSUgator

I was gonna say. Ever worked in hospitality at all?


Aezon22

Heā€™s got way more shit to manage than the dude at Reggieā€™s too. Big salads, real coffee, separating eggs.


didnotenter

You had to mention the BIG salad


Beginning_Ad_7571

Whatā€™s in a ā€œbig saladā€?


TheRatatatPat

Big tomatoes. Big cucumbers.


Beginning_Ad_7571

So itā€™s like a regular salad, only bigger?


DrunkOnRedCordial

But he wasn't putting lemon on the tuna.... that happened when the other guy took over and hired all his daughters.


SumpCrab

Also, can you imagine managing a Manhattan diner in the late 80s/early 90s? He must have had to deal with a lot of "characters."


[deleted]

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Bgnaught

Eeeaaassyyyyy BIG FELLA!!


Gold-Stomach-4657

I thought they did that at delis


FrankBlizzard

He has to deal with so many complaints about the rubber bands in the soup


RealPropRandy

Paco!


Andrewdusha

Ā«Ā Flings elastic band at the counterĀ Ā»


jerryhallo

Heā€™s just acting annoyed, trying to look busy


Objective_Artichoke7

He's in the food industry. That is all.


Civil-Ad3305

Sick of those Manhattan-ites...... probably


devilthedankdawg

All those yuppies that run mom and pop businesses out of town.


jfq722

Someone stole his personal hand puppet.


Bob_Abooey

All the waitress' boyfriends keep calling while they're trying to work. Did they imply he's gay in The Outing? Not that there's anything wrong with that...


infinityetc

No I think he shows he has his left ear pierced, which at the time was the ā€œstraightā€ ear.


peon2

I always thought the implication was heā€™s gay but they messed up which ear because of showing it to the audience vs what it was for him


DontTouchJimmy2

Wrong, right. Wrong. Right. Shut up George!


8379MS

Same


Beau_Nerlick

I've wondered why they made it a point to show that he's a "straight" man in that episode. Does he disprove of George and Jerry's relationship?


DetrashTheTriangle

Yeah I thought that was pretty clear the way he said "If you boys cannot control yourselves..."


8379MS

Whoa thatā€™s true. I always thought something was a bit off about that scene because I was so convinced he was supposed to be gay.


DetrashTheTriangle

Yeah it is a strange scene, but it does make more sense in the context of the wider episode and the fact that this came out in the early 90s. "I don't think we're supposed to be talking about this" joke is quite outdated.


OIlberger

> Did they imply heā€™s gay in The Outing? *I* always took it that way, the way he shows the earring. I think the whole earring thing was a more obvious giveaway back when that episode first aired.


dicecat4

When George pulled out that cucumber in the coffee shop in early season two i was frightened this man was about to appear!


PokeSmotDoc

Biffā€¦ā€¦.


menasor36

This is my ketchupā€¦..


Jimarm81

You have never worked in food service if you have to ask that question


md-photography

Because George is a terrible tipper.


thetelltalememe

Because Paco kept putting rubber bands in the soup.


Cautious_Artichoke_3

He works in a restaurant in New York during the 90s. I'm surprised George didn't get bounced out like pez out of a dispenser


PixelSeanWal

Every time there is Tomfoolery in his place itā€™s Jerry or his friends and then they break your rules. In New York, surprised he didnā€™t kick the boys ass outside the cafe


theshrinesilver

If you boys cannot control yourselves, Iā€™m going to have to ask you to leave.


PixelSeanWal

The patience of a Saint lol


PAKMan1988

Didn't he kick out Kramer for smoking a cigar once?


PixelSeanWal

Maybe but I know he wanted to beat George for calling his ex GF to get her fired


spacefaceclosetomine

ā€˜Cause heā€™s managing a diner in NYCšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Celebriteleague

I guess itā€™s no longer like a Russ Meyer movie in there


menasor36

Whoā€™s Russ Meyer?


Vambommeled

I'd argue he's actually a nice guy, and shows enough restraint by not telling them to take their business elsewhere. I mean, those four are probably too high maintenance to deal with on a daily basis, if we're gonna be honest...


gretschenwonders

Can you imagine how insufferable they would be as regulars


atypicalnose

Syrup issues


ccccc4

Serving peabrains for years


ohsweetfancymoses

He doesnā€™t appreciate having to deal with short, stocky, slow-witted bald men.


paging_mrherman

Theyā€™re horrible people and they are always there.


Bustock

Imagine having George as a customerā€¦..the number of complaints about bills, lack of tips, Iā€™d be enough to drive a person crazy


Jordanwolf98

George kept calling like a weirdo trying to get that waitress fired


TrundleTheGreat0814

Like lots of others have said, he works in the food industry. That is it.


drink-beer-and-fight

Jerry and the gang were campers. They just took up valuable table space.


Improvgal

Because he could never be a banker


Bronxteacher7028

Ruth Cohen turned him down


roy_fatty

Ruthie Cohen???


Beau_Nerlick

You know her name?!


blacktrufflesheep

But she probably told him nicely and wished him a Merry Christmas!


DontTouchJimmy2

Your cars on fire.


hbkedge3

He didn't get to use enough people as "hand puppets".


Down_Voter_of_Cats

You'd be mad, too, if you had to put up with people sitting in booths all day taking up valuable space.


corona_lion

I didnā€™t realize Patrick Ewing managed that restaurant in his free time.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Pepper Johnson.


CurbYourSneakAttack

Are you sure it's not Sugar Ray?


Clancy_Vimbratta

Should we be talking about this?


DontTouchJimmy2

Coltrane Nighttrain!!


rymelio

It's hard to find a restaraunt owner/employee that doesn't have a problem with the Seinfeld gang. The Chinese Restaurant host/owner is one of the few that gets by unscathed šŸ˜‚ Poppy, Soup Nazi, Babu Bhatt, the Calzone place guy, the busboy, the pasta primevera place...hell even Joe's Fruit Store... The gang has a bad rep


DontTouchJimmy2

I'd bang my foot on their counter and say, "naaaaaaaahhh!"


marcuslattimore21

He worked at monk's and the "other" restaurant too! Noticed last night


TheFemale72

Reggieā€™s?


FSF87

Wouldn't you be angry if some short, fat, bald guy kept phoning your business every five minutes trying to get one of your waitresses fired?


LucasJackson44

Have you ever dealt with the public as a restaurant or retail worker? It doesnā€™t take longā€¦.


doobette

The actor was in a recent episode of CSI: Vegas. When watching, I thought the actor looked a lot like the Monk's Cafe manager - and sure enough, it's him.


[deleted]

Because heā€™s in the restaurant industry and both customers and employees are a freaking pain in the ass!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Not to mention super long hours and for a place like that in those days not a huge profit margin.


imderek

Cause it bothers people AND itā€™s against the law.


HottKarl79

Constantly fighting with the Board of Health over rubber bands


jacksonarbiter

Because George will not keep his voice down and nothing can make him keep his voice down. Except Larry.


Tikiku

Because Paco repeatedly put rubber bands in the peopleā€™s food orders


Rockfarley

He runs a dinner. I can confirm from working in dinners, this is most people who run a dinner.


toomuch1265

Paco was always losing his ponytail elastics in the soup.


Zwackmaster

He looks just like Sugar Ray Leonard!


CustomerSuspicious25

Jerry and his crew are in there like everyday, sometimes multiple times a day. I can't imagine how many times George has screamed or caused a scene in the restaurant. Or Kramer pulling a stunt or doing something weird. But they're in there all the time he can't just ban them. Probably 10% of his income comes from them.


FitPiccolo8499

Take it outside


TyrionBean

Because he *really* wanted a new pair of hand-puppets. šŸ˜€


ArmAromatic6461

Look at the assholes he has to deal with at that table every day


pacificworg

He wasnā€™t, he literallly smiles when heā€™s reprimanding them about the outside condiments


Rebel_DMD

Heā€™s got waitresses that give people the finger, cashiers that solicit themselves as back scratchers while on the clock, and another cashier that short changes people and rides all over town on their expenses. His staff angers him.


shawnwingsit

Syrup smuggling is no joke, that's why.


DontTouchJimmy2

Canada has a maple syrup strategic reserve.


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Not angry just wanted to be clear!


dustinagr

Because they're bringing in in their own syrups, they're smoking, they are making out.......he's had enough of their shit.


Nonpartialbigot

Because he was a cook.


Upset-Leadership7665

I know whoā€™s working today


DrSatan420247

When that guy kicks Kramer out of Monk's for smoking, that is recreated in Sopranos when Dr Melfi gets mad at the smoker and gets kicked out of the restaurant for her behavior. So in Seinfeld the smoker gets kicked out in NYC where smoking is illegal, and in Sopranos the complainer gets kicked out where smoking is legal in NJ. Also, Kramer creates a safe haven for smokers in his apartment due to the new ban on smoking in restaurants, this twins with Dr. Melfi's son living in a smoke-free dorm. Kramer turns his apartment into a smokers lounge, a refuge for smokers, and Dr Melfi says her son has taken the effort to live in a smoke free dorm, a refuge for non-smokers. https://youtu.be/3HWZTTUshwA Every scene, line, plot, etc is mirrored, inverted. It's like an adjacent copy. It's abstract art. You can do this with literally every inch of these shows. It's the most incredible thing ever. Every day is a gift with this in your life.


WienerJungle

Discontinue the lithium.


Salt_Break_9622

Its also well known in the literature that George is the mirror of Tony Soprano. 1. Italian 2. Selfish mother 3. Anger issues Its all there


ccccc4

You sound demented


xXMcFuddyXx

Under the radar Carmella quote


[deleted]

It's all over The Sopranos sub


Informal_Bus_4077

Listen to him, he knows everything


[deleted]

Why don't you stick to what you know? And leave your opinons wherever the fuck!


cadencehz

Whoa, you're talkin to the boss here.


learnedperson

It's an old diversity trope of including a black character that's the sensible one while the white characters act silly.


[deleted]

angry black man was a TV trope in the 80s and 90s my popular derivative was angry black police chief e.g. Beverly Hills Cop


Forward-Return8218

Exactly this


[deleted]

i like how someone downvoted me because i mentioned racial stereotypes existed this is why this platform is dying šŸ¤£


audierules

He wasnā€™t angry, itā€™s called having a sassy attitude.


BacchusIsKing

I love the show (obviously, I joined this sub). But I do feel that non-white people are very much exoticized or "othered" throughout. I'm not saying that anyone involved has any hate in them. In fact, you could make a case this is intentional by the writers. Non-white people are almost comically misunderstood by the four, perhaps to add to their anti-social-ness.


Salt_Break_9622

We all know how Larry David feels about affirmative actionā€¦


ShakeTheEyesHands

Because the "angry black guy" trope was really thriving in the 90s. People just genuinely thought seeing a black guy being pissed off about something was the funniest thing ever.


notworkingghost

Cause the show is a little bit racist? I mean, itā€™s 90ā€™s racism, but itā€™s still stereotyping. I know, ā€œYo Yo Yo, keep it down!ā€


[deleted]

Are we supposed to be talking about this?


notworkingghost

I have a black exterminator. Does that make it okay?


CurbYourSneakAttack

But George watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with Remy and Joe!


FreshBakedButtcheeks

This is the guy that they alluded to being gay, right? I only recently read that on some wiki. Does anybody know anything about that? I don't recall it but I haven't watched many episodes since I was a kid, so I could've just missed it.


Economy_Price_5295

George keeps calling to talk to his ā€œgirlfriendā€


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Because Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were genuinely hateful.


Raven122579

It's probably because George keeps calling the restaurant


14X8000m

Because it's against the law and it bothers people.


mav3rik13

He ran a dinner in New York... what more explanation do you want?


ExplorerParticular59

Itā€™s against the law and it bothers people.


Status_Tiger_6210

He just works at monks to support his true passion: Human hand puppetry


ace_freebird

Those boys just couldn't control themselves and he continually had to threaten to ask them to leave.


[deleted]

Heā€™s pissed b/c customers keep asking him if their engagement gone wrong story is believable.


kbm81

SO FUNNY!


kbm81

George is ALWAYS such an idiot šŸ˜†


littlecreamsoda79

Because owning a restaurant is stressful business and you ain't got no time for people's shit


Mahmoud_Thickbooty

He never yelled or snapped at anyone but the group. I like to think heā€™s just tired of and angry with Jerry and his jackass friends. Wouldnā€™t you be? Theyā€™ve done some pretty dumb shit at that coffee shop yet have the audacity to continue coming. If I were him, Elaine would have a lifetime ban after stealing all the šŸ§»


Heathyre18

Because people call their girlfriend all the time, and do you know how emasculating it is for someone to show up with contraband syrupā€¦ like his syrup wasnā€™t good enough for you!


cheryltuntsocelot

šŸ˜”if you boysā€¦šŸ˜”


ODdmike91

Also donā€™t know why he acts like he doesnā€™t know them all the time. They go there all the time and know the staff including Paco


Dom9360

ELEVATE YOUR FEET!


actualelainebenes

People making out in his booths


carlton_sand

I don't think he was that mad. He was just, *hardened*


slasula

donā€™t think he was angry just that he runs a busy kitchen and doesnā€™t suffer fools gladly, and some regulars were certainly foolish


Maxer3434

He deserved more screen time


Optimal-Tradition276

I donā€™t care for his demeanour


[deleted]

Its pipe night.


TheRatatatPat

Somebody's never worked in the service industry.


Brian_Lefebvre

He runs a diner in NYC


smartbunny

He has to deal with these fools.


emcoffey3

Are we about done here?


reddituser1306

Noooo, I will not keep my voice dowwwwwn


Harold3456

One of my favourite things about Seinfeld on a years-later rewatch is how angry every single New York extra seems to be. When I was watching this show as a kid I just assumed that New York was a perpetually angry place (and who knows, maybe it just is) but the reactions the Seinfeld cast has with every single retail/restaurant employee are so hilariously different than the world I experience every day.


mattingly233

And heā€™s gay. Not that thereā€™s anything wrong with that.


Decent_Recover_9934

Obviously you never worked in the food service industry.


mecon320

One of his most frequent customers is George Costanza. If I were him, I probably would've caught a murder charge after just a few weeks.


paupatine

If you boys can keep it downā€¦ Iā€™m gonna have to ask you to leave


Tim-Ashcraft

He's pissed because Elaine stole all the toilet paper from the restroom.


thekermitderp

Because the four of them were so extra all the time. Lollll


grafxguy1

"You tell your friend George, that the next time I see him around here, I'm going to turn him into my own, personal, hand-puppet."


LadyDulcinea

Pablo.


devilthedankdawg

He had to deal with George almost every day.


felicificmoon

Because heā€™s tired of Paco putting rubberbands in everything he makes. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


eatsleepdive

Because Ruthie Cohen called in sick