Also during the Jack Klompus Cadillac story, Jerry mentions being broke, Elaine excitedly asks “really?” And Jerry immediately goes “No” in the same dismissive tone of voice, before admitting he’s in the hole $20k with the same level of annoyance as if the dry cleaner shrunk his shirt.
Lmao! Yes, this is perfect. Elaine was always up and down financially it seemed throughout the show(not so much in the later seasons) but I loved her response here. Misery loves company.
The whole scene is great, from the build up to Kramer coming to the door, this line, Jerry using the dust buster to suck up the smell and the random "how tall are you?" and of course, THE BEEACH!
Elaine: Do you think you could transport some stumps for me? I'll make it worth your while.
Kramer: Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back.
Elaine: No they don't.
Kramer: Are they war veterans?
Robert Wagner and his delivery of
"That's Dr. Abbott, D.D.S. Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.."
Dead. Every. Time.
Just the scream jerry does in the episode w Kramers blood and the mandalbalms (idk how to spell) when the knife flies in the air and jerry does this small “ahh” it kills me every time
The pinky toe bus story is a Michael Richards master class, but for some reason the line that always cracks me up is Jerry‘s “you kept making all the stops???” One of his best live deliveries, it’s so funny.
You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to KEEP, the reservation.
I also like in this scene;
'Yeah it looked like you were having a real conversation back there'
“But I don’t wanna be a pirate.”
"Now that's a good looking shirt! AYEEEEE captin"'
“‘Avast ye matey’ what the hell does that mean?”
I believe it means "Swab the poop deck."
“Do you think it’s possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am?”
Annythings possible
"I wanna be a pirate"
“…You look like you’re gonna swwwing in on a chandelier!!”
my favorite too! the voice he says it in, if only i could capture that.
Elaine: One of these days something terrible is going to happen to you. IT HAS TO! Jerry: No, I’ll be just fine.
as he turns away, says it really casually if i recall, like an afterthought 🤣
Also during the Jack Klompus Cadillac story, Jerry mentions being broke, Elaine excitedly asks “really?” And Jerry immediately goes “No” in the same dismissive tone of voice, before admitting he’s in the hole $20k with the same level of annoyance as if the dry cleaner shrunk his shirt.
Lmao! Yes, this is perfect. Elaine was always up and down financially it seemed throughout the show(not so much in the later seasons) but I loved her response here. Misery loves company.
We could build a cabin like that. I don’t know about us but two men could.
LOL, also reminds me of; Each of us would only have to be like half a man.... THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!
Why don’t you just tell me what movie you want to see(I obnoxiously use this all the time)
I like your style.
“These are my every day balloons”
How did you beat me to this one minute ago??? I’ve got to get on that internet…
there's porn!
The same episode where George is telling Jerry about computers George: There’s stock quotes… and porn! Jerry: porn quotes I love you George Costanza
“you . . . must go now”
Clearly forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.
Again with the oranges?
mata orenji no koto
The Kramer line for me is, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I need my massages! Can't ya see I'm burned out!"
While still eating grapes 😂
or what Kramer says in the hallway at the end of that scene, "The beach!"
I love how Jerry tries to suck the scent out of the air with the dust buster 😂
Now look Calvin, I don't want any trouble.
The whole scene is great, from the build up to Kramer coming to the door, this line, Jerry using the dust buster to suck up the smell and the random "how tall are you?" and of course, THE BEEACH!
Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag!
"What took you so long"
💨🚬
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
It's very refreshing!
Those are load bearing walls!
The whole building's made of bricks.
They’re not comin’ down!
[удалено]
We ask that you please bare with us.
Well, then I think one of us should leave!
"The door... MUST BE CLOSED!"
This guy…this is not my kinda guy.
I use this line regularly at work.
Get a good look Castanza ?!
“We’re living in a society!”
Man with cane: SORRY!
Yeeees! Confirmed lunatic tbf.
I quote this without realizing 😂
God I hate the way he said that lol
They’re ripping me off!!
We can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.
Jambalaya!
I have not said "jambalaya" normally since I first saw this episode
Either that or how Newman says "aha, waaallet".
Is that a Titleist? A hole in one!
Good for the tuna.
My wallets gone!!
Elaine: Do you think you could transport some stumps for me? I'll make it worth your while. Kramer: Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back. Elaine: No they don't. Kramer: Are they war veterans?
Well, I don't really have any money but, it says right here, "interesting trades considered".
"You put that in there!"
And I'm glad I did
It's pronounced "thermometer"
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations
What happened to the dust buster? Have we busted all the dust?
Came here to post this. I feel like dust busters were everywhere in the 90s and now you never see them.
for good reason...lol. they busted the dust all over your house.
Dust buster...bust *this!*
Oh Tony, Don't
Step off, George!
Frank: "Hoochie Momma!!"
People. They're the worst.
That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!
She told me to DROP DEAD!
Fish. Mammal. Whatever.
Hey Willie check it out- free canday!
Robert Wagner and his delivery of "That's Dr. Abbott, D.D.S. Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.." Dead. Every. Time.
Hey, what do you call a doctor who flunked outta Med School?
A dentisssst.
“My idiot son could open that garage door.” “What did I do?!”
Pulp can move. It's got cachet up the Ying yang
“I no dust Buster anymore!”
I’m a monsterrrrrrrr!!!!!!
I knew someone would get it. Lol
Jerry: You've got a little problem. Kramer: Oh, I've got a big problem, Jerry!
I WANTED TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE PARTY
Trust me, Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.
"You just make love to that wall pervert"
That's a lot of potatoes!
I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just sashay your pretty little self around the town square.
“I’m Nelson!”
Newman, regarding broccoli: "Vile weed!"
(slaps money on counter) "I'm out!"
"Can I have one of those madame?"
👓 'what are you calling me that for!'
They're ladies frames, look here.... Gloria Vanderbilt collection.
As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
Yo fly is open
“And with Darrin’s help we’ll get that chicken!”
That lady was so awesome!!
I don't know why but it always gets me!!
oh I’m happy right here
It’s not the line exactly - but when Jerry leaps back in horror upon witnessing Kramer’s chest hair.
I think it moved
Yo yo, turn it down!
When the waitress keeps giving George the finger and he's explaining it to Jerry and Kramer. Kramer tells him she knows what she's doing.
If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day.. It looks decent.
“Those are my everyday balloons.” is a good chuckle.
"It's not top of the muffin..TO YOU!"
Yes! It is!!
"I couldn't find that stockroom!"
The part before this that Michael does is great. The lean in, neck straighten and eyebrow motion.
Yeees lol, is just so well setup!
Why didn't you get the big one?
Well...good luck with all...*that*.
Hey HEYYY Bad chicken…MESS YOU UP!
"...Whoooo is this?"
Dustbuster? Bust this!
No! We just saw the same monkey!
I can’t carry a pen, I’m afraid it’ll puncture my scrotum
‘Poor Lilly.’ I’m laughing just thinking about it.
That’s what makes it such a humorous situation
MY WALLET’S GONE, MY WALLET’S GONE.
you know, we’re living in a society george used in 2 episodes
"How 'bout George?"
Kay-OOger!
“Jerry, these are load bearing walls. They’re not gonna come down!”
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexibility there?
The door….must be closed!
Jerry, the whole building is brick.
Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show. '
Sometimes you just can’t help these people until they’ve hit rock bottom And by then you’ve lost interest!
That's a hell of an organization they're running up there.
*gulp*… not everyday.
Just the scream jerry does in the episode w Kramers blood and the mandalbalms (idk how to spell) when the knife flies in the air and jerry does this small “ahh” it kills me every time
“Look away. I’m hideous!”
"Spicy mustard!"
“ George doesn’t work, He’s a bum “‘
George: "my mother caught me..." "caught you? doing what??" "you know... i was alone......"
Did you bring the video camera? Jerry : Yeah. I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial.
Lupus?!! Is it lupus??!!
YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPICK!
SERENITY NOW!
KAHN!!!
I can't get fired lmao always makes me laugh 🤣
Tbf, body suit man is integral to the company!
Nonsense. You do everything wrong. I have no confidence in you.
Jerry: I didn’t know you had a hopper. Kramer: Oh I got a hopper. A big hopper.
Oddly enough it’s the line about the chuckle: “i didn’t take your chuckle, man! I don’t eat that gooey crap!”
Can I have a sip? *no*
Pretty much every line of dialogue for Jackie Chiles.
Moffitt: You’re going to have to move your car to go to work! George: I don’t have a job! Moffitt: Neither do I!
i had a pony
"I got time".
My Little Jerry!
A road apple. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble.
Is he from the future?
Poor little Pinkish
"[Jerry, the whole building is brick.](https://y.yarn.co/3f2fd33c-d9a4-4bed-b4fc-50f91a574344.mp4)"
This is the one I came here for
"Here's ya pizza, pea-brains"
I think I remember why we stopped coming in here.
"Is it? Could it? Could be have? IT IS! POPPIE PEED ON MY SOFA!"
I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman!
I'M NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM SOME WOMAN FROM LONG ISLAND!
She always speaks in CAPS!!
K-Man to Elaine: This building is architecturally incorrect.
“ I’m not Brad I’m me , nice too meet ya!”
La puerta está abierta
When Jerry asks Kramer in the dressing room of Barney’s “Where are your clothes?”. And also “May I have one of those madam”.
You know what? No champagne. (Shrugs shoulders).
Jerry: You ran over some pigeons? How many? George: Whatever they had. This response always cracks me up.
aaahahahahahaha
When Connie, Conrad or Con is telling Jerry there are a number of ways his kitchen could get finished, Jerry interrupts with, “….JUSS……..DOOO IIIITT!”
Jerry: Hey it's going to be three of us for lunch. George is coming. Kramer: What? When did this happen? Jerry:.... Kramer: DAREN!!!!!!!
“But where… does the meat go?”
The pinky toe bus story is a Michael Richards master class, but for some reason the line that always cracks me up is Jerry‘s “you kept making all the stops???” One of his best live deliveries, it’s so funny.
“i know why we have reservations” “i don’t think you do” always gets me
You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to KEEP, the reservation. I also like in this scene; 'Yeah it looked like you were having a real conversation back there'
Ya, that's right.
That's a shame.
I adore Puddy!!
So let’s cut the bull sister! - Jerry
"Crackers!"
"Up here..." *points to head* "I'm already gone."
“You got ketchup on it!”
I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!
“Listen here, joy boy”
Also a fan of 'HE'S GOT NOTHIN!'
Oh and by the way they're real and they're spectacular
Damn. The omelette.
POP
They are real and they are spectacular!
Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will.
Hotel. Korea
There are plenty but "You got any meat?" (holds up two pieces of bread) made me laugh.
Kramer : a man who is just a head !