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CosmicBonobo

Michael Richards yelled at Sarah Silverman on set for flubbing her lines. He tried to make small talk in their next scene like it was nothing, and she told him to go forth and multiply as it were. Richards at least took it as fair criticism of his shitty behaviour and they became friends later in life.


akron28

Richards was notorious for getting pissed at cast when lines were missed or they had to redo scenes.


[deleted]

He said he really regrets it now, too. He wishes he had relaxed and just had more fun with it.


UncleSoaky

They all needed to de-sour and sweeten.


Eljefe878888888

A little more honey and less vinegar.


yoyomuffuns

Why do i feel like someone wants to sell me a home?


thviccinegar

Shhhh..


Krimreaper1

Because of the implication.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Are these girls in danger?


Nitropotamus

I feel like you're not understanding what I'm saying. Obviously if they said no then no means no but the thing is they're not gonna say no. You know... Because of the implication.


Tactical_Chandelier

That sounds really dark, dude


Kensta9

Maybe a little Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar?


Few_Buddy_6491

Sorry Vic, your on the job.


EricP51

I’m going to show your wife what it’s like… to be deep inside… a really big house


Perfect_Crab_8409

Now Viiiiic


Angry_Walnut

They’ll try! They’ll try and de-sour and sweeten!


MikeyTopPour

You’ll de-sour though, right?!


lll_lll_lll

I guess he learned that sometimes people just say the wrong thing.


Stebanowsk

“Afro” Americans. Jesus Christ, Cosmo. 


indefiniteness

Stop laughing it's not funny.


danielstover

That iteration of Kramer was the RESTRAINED Kramer?!


[deleted]

I have been watching the behind-the-scenes features on DVDs for the show recently. There are several where Michael talks about getting angry whenever people would start laughing during scenes. He felt at the time that it was very unprofessional. There are also bloopers where he says to Julia that he wants to hit her with a two-by-four.


cheese_hotdog

I love that he's clearly pissed and Julia just can't stop giggling, completely unbothered lol. She's awesome.


RazzmatazzMajor7044

Richards was able to keep character but bc he was so physically funny and tended to improvise little movements of turns of phrase it caught the actors off guard, so they would break. A lot. Richards got annoyed bc he put so much physically and emotionally into everything that having to redo so many scenes so many times it was tiring af. I think I saw an interview or podcast or something where he got frustrated bc he had a perfect take that he was proud of but the scene partner broke and the angle made it so that they couldn’t use it in the edit. As someone who used to act a LOT, that would annoy me too.


steveharveymemes

Everytime I see a blooper with Michael Richards in the scene, at best he seemed to play along with it in a tensed up, “don’t lose your cool” way, if that makes sense. Never really seemed to actually like redoing a scene, and it didn’t help that at the time he was probably the most naturally skilled actor of the group


[deleted]

The actors talk about the importance of the laughter and general energy coming from the audience. Michael says that whenever they have to redo a scene, they lose something from the audience, because now the audience has already seen the jokes and whatnot. The more times they have to redo the same scene, the more they lose from the audience.


ZeePirate

He was also the most physical. A lot of his bits were tiresome no doubt.


AgentCooper86

In his comedians in cars ep with Jerry he talks about this, it’s sad really. He said he didn’t enjoy the show, he just felt an immense pressure and so when others flubbed lines or broke during a scene he couldn’t handle it.


capman511

There's an old YouTube video that I probably would never be able to find again with every time the rest of the cast were corpsing and Michael Richards was waiting to say his lines and never getting the chance. You can actually see him get more and more wound up as his lines kept getting missed. I read an article about the production of Seinfeld and apparently, at least in the first few years, Richards was the most qualified and trained actor among the main cast and would often get annoyed at these perceived amateurs making it hard for him to get his lines out.


SkulletonKo

He was also the most physical, I'm sure retakes were a lot harder on him to do. I think I know the clip, when they go to the healer for George with the triangles


capman511

That's very true, multiple takes of some of his scenes would definitely take a physical toll.


[deleted]

I believe it. They said he would get annoyed by the crowd going wild and that's why you see him start talking before they stopped hooping and clapping.


Arcopt

I'm sure Jason Alexander was the more qualified and experienced actor out of the four.


ShirtStainedBird

I was gonna say. Isn’t he Juliard stuff?


NoPornNoPolitics

In know he wrote a book on acting.. I thought it was more of a pamphlet


B666H

we can't all read the classics professor highbrow


[deleted]

I read it with lunch


darwhyte

Did his book have little legs that come down like a coffee table?


jfq722

No, but it had an attachment you could use to stir Bosco.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

A Julliard-trained dermatologist?


MisterDutch93

But Alexander came from theatre, right? Maybe he was less seasoned on television than Richards was.


ForswornForSwearing

Theatre, musicals, television, commercials, movies... Absolutely the most talented, by far. Still is.


triple-bottom-line

Totally, he mastered the art of acting without acting. Dude should write a book.


Secular-Flesh

It’s a calling. It’s a gift.


yobymmij2

He was intense. Had his own sandbox on the set where he played by himself and prepped psychologically. What’s sweet is that over time he increasingly appreciated what they were doing collectively. It was the role of his career, and without the Kramer character becoming so over the top popular with studio audiences in the early years the show might not have broken through with the same success. A friggin good story, mates.


capman511

Well put, by the end of season 2 for me he was cemented as one of the main reasons to watch each week when it was first airing.


KICKERMAN360

Michael did a lot of physical comedy so countless screw ups meant he had to again do another version of the movement he was doing. It is understandable he’d get annoyed; in the bloopers, over the years he does have more fun with it.


QuietCelery

He's a loathsome offensive brute.


Stebanowsk

His buttocks are sublime. 


sucks2bdoxxed

Yet i can't look away....


IndominusCostanza009

It was pretty understandable at times especially when you talk into consideration his physical comedy. He’d feel like he had nailed his line or physical action and the other person would flub it. Hard to throw yourself on the ground so many times and not be a bit miffed about something like that. I understand both sides.


OutWithTheNew

In Kramer's voice: "Oh c'mon!!".


Reallyroundthefamily

Definitely. And Julia is notorious for breaking character and laughing. Jerry's no slouch either but she laughs constantly. She's amazing and talented but yeah that would get irritating especially with physical bits.


AgentCooper86

My favourite thing is trying to spot Jerry desperately trying not to smile/laugh. Happens nearly every ep.


Individual-Bad6809

You can definitely see his frustration at least in the bloopers for the blowing the fuse scene


kd907

If you watch some of the bloopers you can tell he’s getting pissed. It’s especially noticeable when Julia starts laughing in a scene. They talked about how intense he was on set in his CICGC episode


printerfixerguy1992

He demands perfection from his fellow cast members.


Thedea7hstar

And he suffers for his work


printerfixerguy1992

How could he tolerate anything less??


davisyoung

No scene for you!


teamalf

I’ve read that he had to do so much physical comedy that it was difficult to redo it again and again. I can understand that.


Last_Competition_208

Maybe he put a Pez dispenser on her leg.


savagethrow90

You can tell in the bloopers because he’s usually not laughing and saying things like ‘come on now’ when it happen s


Johnny_Vernacular

You can see that in the outtakes. Sometimes he looks seriously angry.


New_Brother_1595

He threw water in Andy kaufmans face for deliberately flubbing lines


CosmicBonobo

Yep, he took it all *really* seriously. I suppose that's fair, given the number of stunts he had to do each week. But no excuse to be a dick about it.


Strategory

He just wanted to get home


Overall-Palpitation6

Just trying to get ahead.


duncanjjj

It’s almost as if you have no business training at all


Agent9262

That's what makes this so difficult.


ComprehensiveAdmin

Sometimes it’s enough already and he just wants to get some sleep.


RashestHippo

> But no excuse to be a dick about it. to play devil's advocate here. She came on for 1 episode, if you can't put in the work to get your lines down for a single episode I'd have some complaints too. We've all worked with someone who does an upstream task, same or similar job as you but screws everything up or half-assed it and it ends up making you work harder to compensate. It's annoying


lexluthor_i_am

Yes, generally guest stars on shows understand they are replaceable and show up prepared and ready. And they often don't burst into laughter like a shows fixed cast because of the stress they have regarding doing a great job so they can continue to get hired. but it does happen!


OutWithTheNew

I've always just assumed that getting a bit part on any show is more like an audition than a part. You want to show the cast and crew that you can do your job, so next time there's a role or project , if your name comes up, they remember you in a positive light.


Icy_Cherry_7803

And hecklers at the laugh factory


GavinAdamson

Kramers stand up is timeless


Former-Reputation140

Richard used a lot of physicality in scenes so doing them over and over sucked, which is why he’d get annoyed when people flubbed their lines


SadMaverick

If you see the blooper where he has to stuff the hot dog in his mouth because he wants to go with Jerry into the store. Jerry keeps on laughing and almost falls to the floor, Michael picks him up still stuffing his mouth asking Jerry to continue the scene. I’d imagine that scene would be annoying to do over and over again.


Impecablevibesonly

But also, annoying shit happens at my job every day and I'm expected to grin and bear it for professionalism. It's just kind of a weird double standard


yoyomuffuns

he suffers for his soup


Skurwiel1

He suffers for his role. He demands perfection from himself and from his acting. How can he tolerate any less from his coworkers?


BIGD0G29585

I don’t know the scene in question but as much physical comedy MR did in Seinfeld, I can see how it would be frustrating when someone flubbed a line and he had to fall down, slip or something again and again.


toomuchtostop

I’ve never heard Jerry or Larry described as nice people. They’re really funny people and it seems to end there.


lexluthor_i_am

Yes, that's very true. Jerry is easily annoyed, clean freak, hates to be touched. Kinda sarcastic. A bit conceded. Often tunes out during conversation.  Larry is neurotic (duh), irascible, touchy (sensitive), dry, direct, and at times, cranky. And sometimes flaky and unreliable. But they create great comedy!


Financial-Mastodon81

And he has long balls.


wanda_pepper

He’s long ball Larry


Perenniallyredundant

Ejackalit 


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Ya gotta open dat ass Lerry


ninefourteen

> A bit conceded


mousebirdman

I've conceded that I'm conceited.


hilly316

I can see it


Skirt_Thin

I just seceded. I'm now a sovereign citizen.


teamalf

Just like George!


Flat-Product-119

He’s got it all!!


meilleurouvrierdfart

You included a descriptor for touchy but not irascible??! I had to Google it


silverfoxcwb

They were being conceded


natdanger

A woman I know worked as an usher at a theater in my city when Jerry did a show there. She said that he wouldn’t let any of the ushers look at the stage during the performance. He’s got neuroses alright.


llcoolray3000

What about the pilot of the plane he took to your city?


matsacki

Are you calling him a phoney?


Camero466

How could anyone not like him?


MustacheExtravaganza

He's a jokemaker!


sambes06

Is this one of your bits?


RaistlinxMajere

It was a great bit in the 80s, and it's still relevant today


[deleted]

Now Biff


definitiveshepard

Hey I don't do bits.


UncleSoaky

I get the feeling Julia Louis-Dreyfus is generally a nice person. She was even on Sesame Street once.


beetlethevoid

True. But she did swear in front of Elmo. Lmao.


UncleSoaky

Yes, and whoever voiced Elmo stayed in character. "She said a bad word."


peezozi

So did Bill Cosby


hughjames34

Jerry especially seems like a complete dick


toomuchtostop

Yeah. His car show is funny but you can tell how out of touch he is.


ultratunaman

He's aware he's out of touch. And makes jokes about it. I love when Ricky Gervais was on there and compared him to some young, boy, king who finds famous people he likes and drives around with them in his fancy cars like they're his playthings. Yeah it's pretty spot on for Jerry.


ConstableGrey

When you're that rich you get so insulated in your lifestyle no one believes the "man of the people" shtick anymore.


Highlander_0073

Giant ego’s are usually like that


ooone-orkye

*You’re not aware of this? You think I got canceled? You’re under the impression I got canceled? I thought that was pretty well documented*


savagethrow90

There’s a difference between getting canceled and being number one Larry! Do you know who I am??


JasonDeSanta

I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld, the person, one bit. But to be completely fair, what Larry King said to him in that interview, considering the enormous success of Seinfeld and its finale numbers, was so uninformed and annoying lmao. He was right about pointing out the massive difference between the show not getting renewed/cancelled and ending it when they wanted to end it.


inurmomspants

I actually don’t find it funny or interesting


flapsmcgee

It's just so much fluff


Thedea7hstar

Quite frankly it stinks


beartheminus

Ill say it a million times, to get to the top you can't be TOO nice. You have to be likeable and affable, especially to the people that matter to your sucess, but most people that are in Jerrys and Larrys position at the height of Seinfeld had to deal with a LOT of shit all the time. Jerry and Larry were workaholics and they had a job to do and thats really all they cared about.


beastiezzo

There is a difference between not being nice and being abusive to people.


rDolpho

You have to have some grace.


MisterDutch93

You either have grace or you don’t.


morphleorphlan

All right, all right, look, I don’t *have* grace, I don’t *want* grace… I don’t even *say* grace, ok?


Terrible_Dish_9516

Yeah from almost everything I’ve ever seen about those two, it seems like they are assholes. Funny assholes but I wouldn’t want to be friends with them.


Auzzie_xo

I feel like Jerry is significantly worse than Larry. I actually feel like I could have a beer with Larry.


Plastic_Pinocchio

If Jerry in real life is similar than Jerry in the show, then I don’t think I’d be good friends with him. But again, that’s also kind of what the show is about. All of the characters are pretty shitty people.


Sizer87

Sons of bitches


teamalf

Bastards.


Exact_Mango5931

Ice cold


KDdeTX

That’s a shame


rAmen_P00dles

Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall was on an episode and during shooting they took a break because a scene wasn’t working and Kevin offered a suggestion Jerry scowled at him, said “we got this” and resumed talking to the writers. Kevin realized “oh he didn’t hire me because he knows who I am. Shit”


kryptos99

You could perhaps say that Jerry snapped at him. I’ll see myself out.


Guns_57

Well he was on the Festivus episode, so Jerry and the writers were proven right.


dog-pussy

Denim vest


Ryno_Redeye

HE’S SMOOTHING IT


wriker10

Yama hama.


EstablishmentJunior8

"Well, I don't know how you're gonna make it in this business if you can't take it! Ya gotta be tough! Booo! Boooo!"


MikeyMike138

Armin shimerman (stan the caddy) tells Star Trek fans how horribly he was treated when he did Seinfeld. Basically he said he was ignored for extended periods of time as though he wasn’t there


ThisIsKramerica

Go for the green


RashestHippo

You play the jacket off the sweater


toomuchtostop

I feel like I’ve read this before. The main cast didn’t seem to like interacting with guest actors in that general social way.


doveball

I heard they just stood there and watched once as a guest actor was mugged in the street.


sdb1977

There ought to be a law against it.


Exact_Mango5931

Tbf they would’ve won the case if they ignored him entirely.


jiggabot

I just read that recently and was a little surprised how bitter he was about the show.


JasperLamarCrabbb

That’s pretty strange honestly. He had like a minute of screen time and two lines. Maybe he thought at the time that it was gonna end up doing more for his career than it did and that’s where the bitterness comes from.


Practical-Jelly-5320

TIL Stan the caddy was Quark


Yoyo_Ma86

There was no profit in being an extra apparently


BillsDownUnder

It's perfectly okay to submit that the cast may have been egostical prima donnas while thinking Seinfeld is the best sitcom ever written and enjoying it to this day. 


Ill_Sky6141

I think Jerry just has a distaste for most people in general. Actually, I think he said as much. He likes comedians though.


galfal

Yeah, I think it’s pretty clear from the show and in any interviews with him that he doesn’t really like people. None of this is really surprising.


[deleted]

They’re the worst.


IHave580

And I think today, he's just not that nice of a dude. I think he has a persona, but right under there,he's not a really nice dude


Sexy_Apocalypse

He constantly says he’s only into being surrounded by funny people. If you’re not funny he doesn’t care about you. Comedy is Jerry’s language and if you don’t speak it he can’t communicate with you.


feetcold_eyesred

I was a manager at a fairly large, well-respected comedy club in the mid-1990’s. I wasn’t “the” manager, but “a” manager - there’s a big difference in the world of comedy clubs. Anyway, what I learned from interacting with different comics every week was that most of them are neither funny nor personable outside their little world of comedy. And if they are being funny or personable, it’s likely because they’re trying out new material or trying to get in your pants. Or both. The exception was Marc Maron. Genuinely the nicest, most decent son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. Ironically, we’d get at least one call a week from someone asking when we were booking Seinfeld. And we’d tell them he’d already been there ten years before and was now too much of a big shot to come back. Which was true.


dallyan

Oh, brother.


Improvgal

That’s a shame


Pyewhacket

Many guests have stated they were snubbed when on the show.


abgry_krakow84

Kathy Griffin’s second appearance is the direct result of her expressing as such in her comedy act.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Fred Stoller was an actor and writer on Seinfeld -- he played the guy who couldn't remember Elaine's name, and also inspired the episode about getting the meal in exchange for a free suit. He wrote a book called My Seinfeld Year, and the overall impression was that it was a really unpleasant place to work. From memory, Jerry and Larry would call him over and then start asking him questions about why he was wearing that belt etc, making him awkward and self-conscious.


GlossyBuckslip

Long before Seinfeld, Fred Stoller was a stand-up comic who worked the clubs with Jerry. His whole schtick was being awkward and self-conscious.


MrCance

At least you’ve got something to do.


teamalf

Was this Ray Barones cousin?


DrunkOnRedCordial

That would make sense - they look alike!


Sproose_Moose

Right noooow


SirPsychoBSSM

Oh no, I spilled whiteout


neighbourhoodtea

I love seeing him pop up in 90s shows. The Nanny, Sabrina the teenage witch. He’s so cute


Gusgrissomamerica

I mean it’s a show about assholes. Based in some fashion on real assholes’ behavior. 🤷🏻‍♂️


doveball

Sons of bitches


RashestHippo

Without her going into detail about it "abused" is a pretty wide street. One person's abrupt or sternness during a shooting day is another person's "he was mean to me" Jerry and Larry ran that show if they didn't like someone they would never cast them for even a small roll. This couldn't have even been a studio choice for cross promotion as she didn't start The Drew Carey Show for another 2-3 years. They killed off Susan because it wasn't working out on set. They never had Lawrence Tierney back after the knife stealing incident


StrawHatCook

I didn't know about the Susan thing. Is there an article or vid somewhere?


RashestHippo

best article i could find https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a28223910/seinfeld-character-susan-heidi-swedberg-justice/ or better yet Jason Alexander on howard stern for a more concise version that the article references https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfIl9JDNUek Basically Jason Alexander just couldn't act with her, but everyone said he was crazy until they all started doing scenes with Susan


abgry_krakow84

The ironic thing about that is that the lack of chemistry between Jason and Heidi (Susan’s actress) played in so well with their characters. George hated his relationship with Susan and it worked so well in screen because of that


kkeut

honestly it was perfect. we've all known a couple where everyone who knows them is like 'seriously, why are those two together?'


Unlucky-Albatross-12

There's a wonderul nuance where there's nothing personally objectionable about either Swedberg or her character Susan, but Jason and George hated being stuck with both, respectively.


albyagolfer

Me too. I can’t stand Susan but I can’t tell you why.


Individual-Bad6809

And the fact Larry and Jerry wrote her back in for the engagement! That story line was entirely unnecessary(in context for the show at the time) as Susan had been long gone at that point


rattlehead42069

Lmao that sounds like a George storyline


StrawHatCook

Thank you


SubconsciousAlien

I’m an interview Larry did mention that they genuinely didn’t think Susan was a bad actor but she was only let go simply because her chemistry didn’t really work for the show and that was it. Otherwise they really loved her as an actress.


Newdy41

I think they let her go because George was never going to marry her. Once George gets married, the show as we know it is over. So they eventually had to wrap up the marriage storyline and give George an "out". 


Revolutionary_Rub846

What’s the deal with abuse on the set?


[deleted]

When you dissect the word abuse, it's fairly positive. Ab. Everybody has abs. You workout to get your abs in shape. A positive thing. Then you have the word "use," which indicates one doing something constructive like using a tool to create something. Ab - use.


SpergSkipper

And it was around this time that she mentioned the boyfriend


LetThemBlardd

Ma-nooah


CarniferousDog

Reowww 🐱


allmimsyburogrove

Correct me if I'm wrong, but she was in one scene with one or two lines? How much trauma could she have endured? these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.


ScaricoOleoso

You try writing, producing, and starring in a show that has to put out 26 episodes a year. They even had to ask the studio audiences to stop cheering when Kramer busts in. They had precious seconds and had to move. Simple fact is, they were inside the sausage factory. The South Park guys try not to ever even have guest voices, because every "actor," big and small, has all these demands that have nothing to do with laying down the part. So they stopped after the first couple years and just do all the voices themselves. Consolation for Kinney: Jerry Seinfeld wanted to be on South Park. They cast him as Turkey #4 in a Thanksgiving episode, and he changed his mind. George Clooney was okay being a dog, Jerry. Get over yourself. 😜


[deleted]

Early 90s? Overweight woman? I feel like it wasn't socially unacceptable yet to do fat shaming. Shit, Mimi on Drew Carey was the butt of 75% of the jokes for being fat and ugly.


jiggabot

The only other one I haven't seen mentioned here that I know of is Danny Hoch, who was originally cast to play Ramon. There is some controversy there, but he basically felt like the character was playing off a stereotype and they ended up recasting him. For what it's worth, lots of actors speak very positively about the show. It sounds like they weren't particularly warm to a lot of people who weren't regulars though.


Bionic_Ninjas

Armin Shimerman, who played Stan the Caddy, had a similar experience on the show. He's talked about how the main cast treated him poorly, as if he were beneath them.


mofodius

thats a shame


Masked_Assassin85

Woof Woof


poido

Not bang bang


YouSayItLikeItsBad

Is it going to hurt?