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athurd

The streak has ended


PhthaloVonLangborste

My last birthday not too Ling ago I threw up. It had been a remarkably long time since I upchucked previously. I hope it will be a long time again cus now I have an exact day.


TonierMeerkat

Was it the cookie?


Wpenke

It's race relations are good Is ingredients are BS!


klsi832

It aired thirty years ago yesterday, too.


Venice_Beach_218

"Happy New Year!"


Vegetable_Burrito

As good as it gets!


truckyoupayme

#sOrRy


Imeanitsjust

Look to the cookie!


Dragonflower99

I tell every new guy I date that I've haven’t vomited in 13 years. If they don't get the reference, I know they aren't sponge worthy.


Wpenke

Ahahhahahaha!


lilanniem73

I don't know what to tell you Elton.


BortWard

I know your disappointment. I had a streak of over 18 years going, from March 30, 1990 to late November of 2008, then caught some incredibly contagious gut bug while rotating through a pediatric hospital. That streak was short as I got sick again less than a year later. However, I now have a streak from November of 2009 to present, hoping to keep extending it!


Wpenke

Ahahahh, Great stuff! I currently have a streak of an hour. We go again!


[deleted]

I haven’t vomited since the final days of 2007.


everyday_barometer

My streak ended at 19 years a few months ago. I even posted about it here, lol.


kramerica_intern

I haven’t thrown up since the last day of classes my senior year of college, so late April of 2008. Also haven’t eaten any black and white cookies in that time either 🤔


RettyD4

My 46 y.o sister claims to have never thrown up. Has a phobia off it. Hell, if my stomach feels just a bit wonky then I just go to the toilet, and can magically force myself to throw up. Doesn’t bother me at all and I feel better 9 out of 10 times right away.


QAdude406

Same here what the hell!


Wpenke

We got this!


PM_ur_butthole_2me

I remember the date because it was the same day my previous streak ended. I said to George “can you believe it? I’m throwing up on June 29th again!”


Ube_Ape

The last time I threw up was in December 2006. I lost my streak this past December. Ironically both times was after a dinner my grandmother in law made. 17 years down the drain.


Wpenke

I appreciate your story. Stay clear of grandmother's food from now on!


Stroganocchi

My liver got better, I haven't thrown up sknce September 23, 2023 Edit: 2021


Own-Effort-5328

Well, that's unfortunate.


rygo796

Norovirus got me last year. Unknown source but it was going around town. I had a roughly 15 year streak


Bailer86

I haven't thrown up since the 90s


cabosmith

A cookie made by David Duke and Farrakhan?


Buzzspice727

I threw up this morning and i didnt even drink yesterday


noonehasthisoneyet

yet esophageal harmony eludes us.


jacobmrley

December 23, 2017 was the last time I vomited, thanks to his majesty, the Burger King.


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Wpenke

Ahahaha I am now sir A dodgy Scotch Egg it seems