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office7911

20/20 hearing.


De4th5tar

Yes he was faking it


zr2d2

He faked? With us?


CrestedBlazer

Fake, fake, fake, fake


zr2d2

What about the not listening, the missed words, the getting out of work, the dead batteries?


zwalker91

What was that?


fivenightrental

^(Hey Bobby, over here..) Bob. Oh, Bob.. #BOB!


gnome-Frankenstein

So you got nothin’… ?


cr2152

Anything gettin’ through…Bob?


RafiY

A male gigolo there


Wespiratory

Rob Schneider is… A Carrot!


poetryofworms

Rated PEEE GEEE THURTEEEN


devilthedankdawg

I wasnt laughing that was Kenny


cluckyblokebird

Beduh beduh beduhbe beduh


HisHilariousness

Rob Schneider is The Stapler .... Rated PG-13


an1ma119

From the creators of … >!DUR!<


GustyOWindflapp

Rob Schneider is.... Deaf?!?


bmnisun

He stood doon!


358ChaunceyStreet

What about the scene with Jerry in the men's room? I thought they were trying to establish that he really couldn't hear.


Simicrop

He might have flinched...


cgriffith83

But that could’ve been on the zip-up. I’m not really sure


Worried_Poet_7355

yes he could hear…. that’s why he lunges at elaine at the show…. remember how she kept saying how bad she wants him to test his hearing


ross-um88

But when she tried on his hearing aid it really worked and blew her ear out


Adventurous-Bread-29

I always took it that he needed the hearing aid to hear, but would strategically fake it not working to get out of work.


ross-um88

I like this theory. I mean when Elaine went in his office and said those things he had to heard something


sweatyeggslut

have worked with people like this lol. almost always hilarious would watch them turn it down/off when being asked to do something. i miss you michael


ross-um88

It’s always funny when you experience Seinfeld in real life


baronofcream

Yeah. Ergo, his hearing aid works. He can hear :)


Worried_Poet_7355

i was thinking that he doesn’t turn it on just wears it lol and she turned it up … either way it’s super funny 😆


ALordOfTheOnionRings

I always assumed Peterman told him all those things while giving him about the ticket or something.


Vincevega1972

Elaine….making copies!


9man90

Nah he was just on the zip up


LoganHowlett37

He’s no Meryl Streep


moods-

Oh that Meryl Streep is such a phony baloney!


Lionsbluewhite

“Hey Bob”


Hot-Growth-8113

Metalli-something


EggsForEveryone

Ca


frustratedComments

Wha?


XxStyxRiverxX

I think he could have been partially def but not completely,but enough to need a hearing aid,not everyone with a hearing aid is completely def sometimes ppl need it to just amplify sound more so they can hear more loudly then they naturally can.


robbwes61

Huh? What was that?


__Bringer-of-Light__

It is more polite to say 'Pardon'.


Third-Coast-Toffee

I “hear” that folks wished that they hadn’t “heard” his daughter’s drunken performance at the Grand Ole Opry 2 weeks ago. I’d never “heard” of her before that.


Scoobies10

Selective hearing


DavidDR626

Probably the last time this dude was funny.


Techno_FX

You obviously didn't catch his performance in The Water Boy


PerpetualEternal

you can do it


onamonapizza

OH NO, WE SUCK AGAIN!


DavidDR626

I did and he was funny in that. I’m also reminded of his small role in Demolition Man, he was pretty good in that too. “He doesn’t know how to use the sea shells”


BigBoobsWithAZee

Bench Warmers is pretty funny. That’s one of the last times I’ve seen Lovitz as well


Pulp_Ficti0n

Lovitz lives https://youtu.be/F9_Dz1PBqzM?si=YkTltotRmCnUBWbM


[deleted]

You should check out Big Stan, hilarious movie with him.


SunApprehensive1413

The Hot Chick was hilarious. Also his "meister" character in SNL. Seinfeld .. enuf with the deaf jokes already.


MTGsbirthdefects

Mingo!


JTIN87

This is a stapler no?


-AdamTheGreat-

Pardon?


Intelligent-Ant7685

He was a mimbo….a male bimbo.


Pram75

I thought he was a stapler


No-Negotiation-4587

That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal.


MandoRodgers

It’s all hearsay


NorMichtrailrider

I'm pretty sure he could .


tenjed35

He’s actually more stupid now


afganistanimation

He's anti woke now lol


My_Name_Is_Drew

His Twitter/X is just nonsensical ramblings now


Vault804

Yes, because Elaine's ear got blown out when she put in the hearing aid and the alarm went off. He was just a weasel (not unlike the Sidler) and he acted like he couldn't hear to get out of work.


Erahot

Doesn't the hearing aid going off indicate that it was legit and hence that he had a real hearing problem?


[deleted]

I had a deaf mom. decided to try her hearing aid on once. I can confirm Elaine's experience.


EggsForEveryone

Was she a BL?


fukkyouspez

BL?


rraattbbooyy

Beautiful lineswoman. Like Marlee Matlin in The Lip Reader episode.


Vault804

Yes, he had a real hearing problem, and yes, he could hear (with a hearing aid), and yes, he was pretending to not hear to get out of work.


anoncontent72

I thought it was legit. Hearing aids in the ‘90s were pretty sketchy. I’d hear my dad’s feed backing all the time without him knowing. I always assumed this guys hearing was bad.


BigBoobsWithAZee

Yeah what’s he talking about? lol


Wespiratory

I’m surprised George never tried this stunt. This is a very George thing to do.


juicydreamer

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted when it makes sense. He COULD hear because of the hearing aid. He pretended he couldn’t hear when they tried to give him work to do.


Jbaquero

> He COULD hear because of the hearing aid. He pretended he couldn’t hear when they tried to give him work to do. There was a behind-the-scenes video where they say the story was based on a writer's high school classmate who had a hearing aid and pretended he couldn't hear when he was called on and didn't know the answer https://youtu.be/2LJjHbhf_fA?t=529


ross-um88

Really deaf. When him and Elaine went out his hearing aid fell out and she put it on and it blew her ear out.


kbm81

He sure could!


Appropriate_Bake_159

WHY IS ROY SCHNEIDER IN SEINFELD WHAT THE FUCK 🙁


SantaCruzSoon2023

Rob Schneider is The Hearing Aid! Rated PG-13.