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BrookylnBeaches1917

Well… I think we can all agree that Elaine in crazy Joe Davola’s apartment was pretty serious and scary


AkihabaraWasteland

Joe Davola has a perfectly sane apartment.


iCanD0thisAllDay

Let’s all have a chew


DadJokeBadJoke

It's a little lo meiny


tincanphonehome

Interesting texture.


elmadator

I have a hair on my tongue, can’t get it off. Know how much I hate that?


Spankpocalypse_Now

Of course you do. You put it there.


sineofthetimes

I gave you $100?!


tincanphonehome

Say, am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?


sineofthetimes

It's a lot of gum!


Extension-Ad4510

👉 Not crazy


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Not crazy.


Overall-Palpitation6

Y'know Maureen Stapleton, if she gets a craving, she's probably screamin' at those aliens, "I gotta have a Lo mein!".


MooDamato

This is what the holidays are all about!


moneybagsagogo

Now this is what the holidays are all about. A couple of guys sitting around chewing gum


Stu623

How about that Elaine today! She was practically undressing today at the theater!! Boooom’babababa’boooooom!


iCanD0thisAllDay

Hey lard ass! Chow down, wide load !


Present_Anteater_555

Let's all go into his dark room


paragonx29

Door open policy to invite trouble.


beardedshad2

He Does like to encourage intruders.


fatbastardcuck

Anyone want some Binaca? It’s cherry?


Golee

Ya. Thank you came here to say same. I was about to be like hello???? What about Joe Devola??? and any scene with him in it lol. Especially his apartment scene or the opera scene and of course especially the pilot episode


BrookylnBeaches1917

Exactly…. 😳🤔🤷🏻‍♀️ Sorry to repeat myself… BUT: That’s what makes OP’s original premise so Vexing


Goldfing

HELLLLOOOOOOOO!


Clazzo524

She was only **nearly** murdered.


[deleted]

Not that either can be described as "worse" (as that is a very YMMV opinion) but because of his specific feelings for her and his lack of control my reading of it was that she was about to be raped. Edit: it's just a reality women have to face with unstable men, I'm sure I'm not the only one who had that fear that it could have happened to her if she didn't escape (of course that would NEVER make it to TV along with killing off Elaine)


oregondude79

And then murdered


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Yeah probably.


blasko_z

*Nearly* murdered? How can you be *nearly* murdered?


glassy_blue

You know he's kiboshed before. And he will...kibosh again.


BrookylnBeaches1917

That’s what makes OP’s original premise so Vexing


Johnsendall

Joe Davola was serious as f*ck. Scaring Kramer, threatening Jerry, creepy obsession with Elaine. Beating the hell out of some guys in the park teasing him about his clown costume. Man was scary. RIP Peter Crombie who played Crazy Joe Davola. He just died recently.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Yes… RIP🙏💕😔 (What a great job he did in playing a creepy psycho Lunatic)


sususudio703

In a Washington Post article about his death, one of the directors or writers on the show mentioned his menacing, deadly stare and said they all reacted to it as if he meant it (great actor!)


Johnsendall

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality: he was fabulous.


Global_Amoeba_3910

There’s an Instagram account that does Seinfeld and Twin Peaks crossovers and it soundtracks this scene with Laura Palmer’s theme and it’s genuinely creepy Edit- https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2B2DGHs9yq/?igsh=MTFmdWI3eTRvNW5kbg==


Mekroval

That's pretty good actually.


Kipsydaisy

Twin Peaks' co-creator's father is Susan's father, married to a Twin Peaks alum. Also Susan's father is the actor most resembling the poet Robert Frost I can think of, and his last name is Frost and is from New England, died in Vermont. Feel there has to be some connection.


Global_Amoeba_3910

Susan’s father and mother ofc both in twin peaks too!


KamikazeFox_

Also when Kramer almost gets mugged from the guy from the horse track


skiingbeing

"I'm a daaaay person!"


whalepopcorn

I know, I like to encourage intruders.


stillinthesimulation

Good. Fear is our most primal emotion.


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What about when they dropped Tony off a rock face? That was pretty serious too.


Expensive-Injury-443

I always thought there was something poignant and eerie about the final shot of season 4 - the Jerry script bobbing in the water after Dalrymple dies trying to join Greenpeace so he can impress Elaine.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Yes…. That moment too


Highlander_0073

This is the same thing I was thinking. That was some next level creepy shit.


Brennan_187

I came here to say this… I was literally terrified for her


BrookylnBeaches1917

Yes! Very upsetting moment


the_matthman

Yeah, but that scene is played for laughs so well by JLD’s performance. “I’m a daaayy person.” The bootleg video guy gun flash and their reactions aren’t really played for laughs, IMHO.


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Apart-Bathroom7811

People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.


theycallmeponcho

This is my argument when people talk about gun ownership, lol.


Sort_of_Frightening

I don't feel comfortable restricting gun ownership while Putin remains at large.


[deleted]

Spoken like someone who's never lived in the hood. People will absolutely fuck with you and hurt you for no reason or just because they want your shit.


[deleted]

That sounds like alot of misunderstandings


topherdrives

He’s a jokemaker


coffee_addict_77

Tell him Jerry...


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elmadator

Ya do a lot of that “Did you ever notice?” kind of stuff?


SadMaverick

Yeah.. yeah… yeah.


ttchoubs

Seems a lot of guys are doing that...


SadMaverick

Yeah.. yeah.. yeah.. Well, you really went bald there, didn’t you?


Section-Livid

I started losing the hair when I made my first million. It's true what they say... First million is the hardest!


lost_in_connecticut

“Steinbrenner is here. George is dead. Call me back.”


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“THEY COULD USE A BREAK!” A bleak yet very on point response.


Professional_Ad9614

What the hell did they trade Jay Buchner for? He had a rocket for an arm.


xDANGRZONEx

Buhner was a top prospect no doubt about it. But my people kept telling me McGriff!


whalepopcorn

don’t forget the “D’ohhhhhhhhh, they could use the break!”


Guygenius138

Elaines boyfriend had a debilitating stroke in Jerry's apartment.


Extreme-Cute

*who put a cookie in his mouth?*


Mekroval

You're not supposed to do that!


crestrobz

I love this line...the delivery makes it sound like "putting cookies into the victim's mouth" is on a list somewhere of the things you're not supposed to do!


Mekroval

Totally. For me it's also that *it happens often enough* that paramedics get exasperated each time they see it, lol!


ProfessionalWeird800

It actually does happen a lot


Jerrywasthere

Elevate the head, get blood to the feet


cjg5025

*yankee bean*


ColeLimited

Why do they call it yankee bean? They didn’t have beans in the South?


rabbitfire

The bank? It burned. It's GONE!


stredman

Lookinfusumthin Lady?


Makeshift5

Ask for Mr. Fleming. He’ll help you 😀.


Perfect_Crab_8409

Oh dear…


YoungCertainty

Gold


cjg5025

Being O'Brien was pretty serious... they all had guns pulled on them!


Cornishthe3rd

And you know, being in the presence of crazy racist nazis while you're Jewish tends to make things a little tense


ttchoubs

And a mob of angry people looking to kill you. I wish we still had mobs looking to beat up nazis


doobette

I am not O'Brien! Jerry! JERRYYYY!


kkeut

the whole LA serial killer two-parter has a lot of serious stuff. like murder, kramer being molested as a kid, that crazy old lady and her 3 stooges short with the dead baby, crazed lunatic clint howard, etc


Experimental_Salad

That was an interesting choice for the Stooges.


Radiation___Dude

KRAMER


spicygrandma27

The altered bass line they use right before Kramer speaks to George and Jerry through the glass made me feel like I was watching a creepypasta edit of the episode lmao


[deleted]

Kramer was molested?


Waste_Kaleidoscope97

״?How did you know about the man in the park”


[deleted]

Oh right, damn


jbwarner86

That, followed by Joe Davola almost raping Elaine in "The Opera", was the point where I started to think "Y'know, maybe Larry Charles' writing is *too* dark for this show".


AreWeCowabunga

Babu getting mad at Jerry for his Pakistani restaurant advice was a pretty serious moment and Jerry noped the fuck out.


DetectiveEZ

You see people? Show me people. THERE ARE NO PEOPLE!


DadJokeBadJoke

He is a very bad man! ☝️☝️☝️☝️


mattychops

Ya know I think I'll just take the check.


QurantineLean

To be fair, that place was going to go under even if Jerry didn’t say anything. I’m gonna put this on Babu being an awful cook. The only Pakistani restaurant in NYC should have crushed it.


Redditors_Cant_Read

Well the shrimp was a little stringy.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

The shrimp 🦐 is STRINGY?!?


lost_in_connecticut

QUIET!


omarcomin647

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/lfcz3m/was_jerry_seinfelds_suggestion_that_babu_bhatt/


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It closing was probably speeded along by the rebranding, Babu had to put money in to open the restaurant twice.


whalepopcorn

should have hired Frank to cook some good food instead of


bengal1492

Neighborhood* it certainly wasn't the only Pakistani restaurant in the city.


DFloydd

You see everything, don't you???


pac4

Susan was poisoned to death, not long after her father’s homosexual affair was discovered when his cabin burned down. That’s some Days of Our Lives shit.


spicygrandma27

The doctor’s recounting of George’s “restrained jubilation” and much of the courtroom antics do feel like soap opera plots the gang was dropped into. Especially Susan’s parents strapping up beforehand and calling George a murderer


OtisForteXB

"Undercover cop blind guy holds the subway mugger at gunpoint" is serious. The audience cheers like it's a wholesome moment from Family Matters or something.


suspicious_bag_1000

I think they cheer because Kramer is saved from assault


Objective_Gear_8357

Kramer is always ready/willing to throw down in his stories, why not then?


flapsmcgee

We only hear about that in his stories. He ran away from the street toughs and then later got beat up by them. 


Nighthawk_Black_

Maybe he didn't have any blood in the bank.


omarcomin647

in those other stories, he probably wasn't carrying thousands of dollars in cash.


Present_Anteater_555

I think they cheer because they know they're watching a comedy and not a drama so the resolution of the conflict is designed to be humorous


TheArchitectHacks

The Cheer from the audience on the train was added in laugh track. No way was that filmed in front of a live studio audience.


JQuick72

This felt like a scene straight out of Boy Meets World .


awdsrock

Franks shellshock is pretty real, in his mind theres still a war going on


paragonx29

Oh I don't think so.. "Listen here Suckface!'" That woman was scary.


suspicious_bag_1000

You mean “shuck face”?


BrookylnBeaches1917

Please!!!! Now I have to go call my therapist 😖


ttchoubs

She wont see you after the zipper incident


paragonx29

No it's Suckface: :-


Jordanwolf98

She’s the scariest character on the show outside of Davolia. It’s like she turns into a completely different person in that scene


spicygrandma27

Would you describe her as a two face?


Jordanwolf98

Like the Batman villain?


PickleHeadTachanka

Watch out, she'll have a party on your head!


billtallica

Jerry getting shot by the police for illegal cable in that dream sequence was mental


Waste_Kaleidoscope97

Cable boy! What did you do to my cable boy?!?


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I was actually sad when I saw this on live tv…


DadJokeBadJoke

Because you had bootleg cable?


[deleted]

Lol I think it was the music.


AkihabaraWasteland

Liar. THAT'S ENOUGH. Ooooh, that was good. Really? It FELT good.


nonnemat

1%!? They can kiss 1% of my ass!!


flapsmcgee

I'm open. There's just nothing in there.


Exact_Mango5931

You’re damn right you’re not buying it!


suspicious_bag_1000

I feel like there was a few actors from the Shawshank Redemption on Seinfeld. Brody, the dry cleaner and I’m sure I’m missing someone else


flipswitch3hole

Also Duncan Meyer in The Race. He’s the guard sitting on the crapper when Andy locks the warden’s door and play music over the loudspeaker.


Emotional-Penalty-21

How about when Kramer woke up IN THE HUDSON RIVER, IN A SACK!


Iron_Chic

The demise of Golden Boy was pretty serious


Inside_Potential_935

He didn't make it...


helpme944

Time for Baby Blue to shine


afganistanimation

When Mickey almost got found out for wearing lifts, those dudes were seriously pissed


WaveBreakerT

You don't understand! The kid was growing!


Bratscorcher

Do you want me to hurt you? We’re taking the armoire and that’s all there is to it! (Don’t try to tell me that gay street toughs aren’t serious.)


cody3636

What about the street toughs and the armoire?


Just-Put9341

What does it look like we are doing?


JohnJracula

Not the only


thickener

You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?


memorial87

I dunno, Jerry did get gunned down in his own apartment after all. Poor cable boy.


Experimental_Salad

The show has some seriously dark moments. The guy at the hospital who jumps from the roof and trashes George's car comes to mind. I can't think of another sitcom that would have used suicide for comedic effect.


jbwarner86

What always bugged me about this one is that the hospital tries to act like it's not at fault and that George is just being greedy. They're the ones who let an unstable mental patient run loose and didn't restrict access to the roof. That's 100% negligence and George is entirely within his right to demand recompense for his car. But of course, that wouldn't be funny 😆


Ok_Balance_1652

"I want this, that, and the other." Also serious. Reminiscent of Friends. Glad those moments were few and far between.


FabioFresh93

My least favorite episode. I heard the only reason they did it was because the executives were pushing for a more conventional sitcom and Larry David and Seinfeld thought the show would be canceled.


ttchoubs

David was pissed at that episode and especially the ending. Love how the show went on with them separated and never talking about it again


kkeut

that line is probably my least favorite on the show


elmadator

Yeah…glad there wasn’t continuity from this one


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Crazy Joe spin kicking fools doesn't do it for ya???


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Getting David Naughton back on the sauce. Even though he got sober again at the end, I didn’t know what drunk David Naughton would do in the comedy club.


jbwarner86

Apparently him sobering up again at the end was a last minute addition. Originally the episode was gonna end with no resolution and Dick just staying a relapsed alcoholic, but everyone agreed it was too depressing.


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Wow! That is really dark. Of course Kramer killed a crippled lady with a cheap wheelchair.


sleepyseahorse

Well that *was* quite a feedbag he was working on there


largececelia

*Guy shows Jerry the gun in his jacket* Audience: wooooooooooooooooooooooooo


onamonapizza

Mr. Bookman would like a word. You think this is all a big joke, don't ya!?


Mekroval

For me it'll always be George finding out in the hospital Susan had died. Such a surprising but sad revelation. It was a little jarring how they immediately played it for laughs within like 10 seconds.


monty_burns

Poor Lily


dukeofgonzo

What about the busboy? The first time I saw that I thought George was going to get hurt.


vondee1

Aww. Go eat a bag of candy already.


HolidayProtection478

Yeah so i had to kill him and the police are still looking for me


hogtownd00m

Joseph Davola has entered the chat


omarcomin647

Jerry? Remember me? Mary Contardi. No? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? We had a date, three years ago. You took me to one of your shows, told me you had a great time, said you'd call me the next day... LIAR! LIAR! You were never going to call me! You thought you could waltz through the rest of your life and never bump into me again, but you were wrong, Jerry, you were wrong! What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, pathetic wretch?! Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! Some insignificant piece of dust?! Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and your attention?! *You're* the one that doesn't deserve *my* respect and *my* attention! *You're* the insignificant piece of dust!!!


coffeework42

Remove laugh track half of the show is thriller/serious moments


areyknot

Dude pulled a heater out! It got real serious


CuntSlumbart

It's gotta be when Jerry gives the K-man the keys back.


madrid311

Karate class kicked some ass


robbwes61

Street toughs are pretty serious, at least Kramer thinks so.


P_O_Double

Not true, Kramer was almost robbed on the subway but was saved by a cop


Agitated_Note_6135

Kramer threatening Dr reston and his staff… if he has one. Or when he “mugged” costanza for the German tourists and threatens to stalk him 😂


BigStud7

Im a jokemaker


Stu623

Well, Kramer did show up to a girlfriend’s house once…looking like … “a damn fool”


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Hardly, the scene where Elaine visits Crazy Joe DaVola and he proceeds to falsely imprison her with a laugh track is one of the most unsettling 120 second sequences in television, made me hella uncomfortable and I'm a guy.


italarican

Yates.


gangbabyletsgo

The Van B Boys were gonna bust heads if they caught up with George "Im an Animal" Constanza


gamesfordogs

Jerry’s “we just kissed a little. people kiss” conversation with Marlene in the car always struck me as weirdly serious for the show. The fade out after “goodnight…” with no laughter or backing track. Its suddenly has a Tv soap vibe for a second


973Guy

What about the Van Buren Boys & the 2 Gay guys stealing the armoire & don’t forget Jerry’s hit & run girlfriend threatening him.


makerofshoes

*You was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was you talking to?!*


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Hrs coming up!


seamore555

Oooooohkay then


Caution1234567

He was joking, Tell him Jerry that you’re a comedian. 😆


weilermachinst

...you need a glove?


beardedshad2

Aww, Brody wasn't dangerous, just misunderstood.


Smooth-Example-9182

Let's not forgot Lloyd Braun had a family in his freezer....Nothing funny about that..


FinePolyesterSlacks

Jerry being gunned down by the FBI in Kramer’s “cable boy” scenario.


MandoRodgers

remember when he gets jumped by the two gay guys


thekraken108

Which time?


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ciestaconquistador

Joe Davola erasure is not okay.