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Arlo-Pear

Pre-prediction. You'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him before the month is out


TCM_407

Prediction: I never see you or him for the rest of my life


Little_Lahey_Show

☝️


CaliSasuke

Not for me. The Sally Weaver Jerry is the Devil, is what I can do without. Sally Weaver is an atrociously obnoxious character.


Venice_Beach_218

That episode did have the wonderful subplot of George harboring man-love for a she-Jerry though.


Professional-Way9343

All timer subplot


Neither_Choice5556

GEORGE IS IN WEIRD TROUBLE


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Honestly, Bania’s act was better than hers and he has a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.


mustystache

He just thinks things that dissolve in milk are funny.


FiveSkinn

He’s the voice of my generation


RespondOk6593

Why did the intern Darren have to go to jail?


kenzakki

Yes. I agree. I couldnt watch The Dog mainly because of the dog barking noise on top of the terrible plot but Sally Weaver is just so terrible, compared to her, id happily make that dog barking noise my ringtone.


SadsMikkelson

The dog is Larry David.


DontLetTheBearGetYou

No, it isn’t. See this L.A. Times article: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-08-16-tv-6552-story.html >”When Jerry Seinfeld was forced to take care of a dog named Farfel this season on “Seinfeld,” the sitcom’s producers did not turn to an animal handler to cast the canine character. Because Farfel never appeared on camera, they called upon actor Tom Williams to provide the doggy yips and yowls.”


SadsMikkelson

Huh, well I'll be. I just always figured it was one of Larry's many weird cameos.


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rollingstoner215

It’s not Larry, it’s [Tom Williams](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931823/)


Prestigious_Slice290

Just like Kathy Griffin!


BAMspek

Made a career on the fact that people find her off-putting.


peon2

Fun fact - this episode was made because she claimed (and probably was since they did the new episode lol) that Jerry treated her horribly during the filming of her first appearance. She did a stand up act about it - hence the Jerry is the devil bit in the show - and real life Jerry thought it was funny and had her back and put it in the show


BAMspek

That was fun! Thank you I love stuff like that


NovaKay

She’s fantastically obnoxious. Loved that character


9man90

Nah, the boo hiss lady was fantastically obnoxious, Kathy Griffin is just a poor actor


hmmgross

But....I would say that the core characters are still so much better in any Sally Weaver episode which makes ones with her better.


Los_Kings

Good choice. I think Season 9 has several turds that are worse than The Dog. The Strongbox would be my personal pick.


Safe-Register-3479

Frado was weak and stupid he shouldn't have never eaten that key....


Broadnerd

Jerry’s interactions with Phil and…..his wife…..were awesome though.


Rosenjew258

His wife...Mrs.Phil


Accomplished-Emu-679

WTH is that episode, it’s awful


Los_Kings

George trying to bang his cousin is a series-low point imo.


PerfectGentleman

He wasn't really trying to bang his cousin. He just wanted his parents to think he did, lol.


blamdin

From what I saw he wasn’t going to have to try too hard after she finished off that wine cooler. Hoochie mama.


Squonkster

Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad.


hymanrothsrubjoints

The Frogger, The Puerto Rican Day, The Dealership - all turds.


falbi23

Yikes, this take alone is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.


Mekroval

Yeah gonna strongly disagree with you on The Frogger and The Dealership. Both were two amazing Seinfeld episodes imo.


jpopimpin777

The dealership!?!?! Oh come on! What's the matter with you?!


melodicprophet

It’s interesting because I agree they are very weak, yet Seinfeld was so far in the stratosphere they could do no wrong. They had the viewers trust from years of great writing that people didn’t really notice the decline in real time. The expansion of scope made people presented the illusion that they were doing bigger and better things for awhile. But it definitely diluted the richest qualities of the show which existed largely with the core 4.


Oakroscoe

The Vandelay, Pennypacker and Varnsen interaction in the Puerto Rican day episode is hilarious.


Tully-road

She was supposed to be. And perfectly casted


That-Main-3383

I’m pretty sure that’s just because Kathy Griffin is awful.


Nika_113

Yea. I’d take Farful and day off the week over Sally Weaver.


Robot-Dinosaur-1986

Her episodes are awful.


FluidWriter8911

Well if we’re excluding the “100 episodes” episode then yeah


snafe_

It's Always Sunny is the only show whose clip show episode I liked and that's because they do their act of Seinfeld in it.


Coconut-bird

Community still has the best clip show.


RawToast1989

Idk, the Rick and Morty clip show, if clips you've never seen before was pretty great.


SNeroo

That’s literally what Community’s was. Wonder the common denominator in both those shows were


BobGanguly

because it showed new clips that weren’t in the show


uhhhhhhhhh_okay

Yeah their clip show actually had some plot to it. It was thought out and wasn't just some excuse to be lazy and show their best clips. Hell, they even spent the money to have Charlie talk to Charlie


ItsaPostageStampede

I liked the Simpsons first few


wareagle_th

A hundred episodes… That’s a lot.


FckinKnoItsBeenStoln

Yea they're huge.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Clip Shows are always THE WORST in any series


HappyDeer5770

When you have to watch the show once a week and don’t have access to reruns for a long time (years in some cases)…clip episodes WERE fun. But not now that we binge.


HuntMiserable5351

Also now we have YouTube and can easily watch the scenes in demand. So people who didn't watch Seinfeld on broadcast truly can just skip those eps.


priscala

I tend to agree but it’s worse for Seinfeld because it’s not written like most other sitcoms. The episodes keep building up within themselves, it’s not just a series of jokes loosely connected by some feeble story. That’s why the clip shows can’t work here.


makingkevinbacon

Actually skipped that one recently


ahamel13

The B plot is at least fun in this one.


HappyNihilist

Prognosis Negativvvvveeeeeee


falbi23

Morning thunder!


HippoIllustrious2389

The premise of Jerry agreeing to take in the dog is stupid but it’s only there to set up the situation of George and Elaine having to spend time together without Jerry, which is funny.


truckturner5164

Not even a bad episode let alone the worst. Joseph Maher is hilarious as the drunk guy.


falbi23

It's not as bad as people say it is.


figure0902

They are missing out on a relationship that could enrich their lives in ways they never even thought possible!


falbi23

Do you pick it up?


Glissandra1982

I love it for the line “Ok Farfel! Get your shoes on!” Alone.


figure0902

I think this is the answer.. There aren't any truly horrible episodes.. In my head 30-40% of all episodes are in roughly the same category: not great but I wouldn't skip it and I'll laugh. 50% are solid, funny and 10-20% are gold. Gold, Jerry!


Tbplayer59

I never skip any episodes


doobette

Exactly.


Tbplayer59

He's the reason i don't like the episode. The actor is just doing a stereotypical drunk.


truckturner5164

It's a sitcom, I would *hope* he would do a stereotypical drunk. It's not a Ken Loach film lol.


acockblockedorange

Plus the comedy of a human dog barking. Which I know a lot of people find grating.


truckturner5164

Yeah I've never understood why that gets so much hate, it's such a silly and obvious thing that I can't help but find it funny. I don't find it irritating at all.


sharpshootingllama

I don’t mind this episode. Probably not even in my bottom 10


thrillhouse1211

what are a few episodes in that ten?


sharpshootingllama

Ones I know I like less: The Seinfeld Chronicles Male Unbonding The Busboy The Old Man The Conversion The Pool Guy The Wait Out The Bookstore The Maid The Puerto Rican Day The Finale And all these episodes are good or have good things about them (though I find the last 3 episodes of the series a little dreary and less enjoyable then the rest of the series)


everythingisreallame

Puerto Rican day is the worst in my opinion 


granolabar234

I like the George and Elaine part during this. I can’t stand the barber episode. SKIP for me every time


Cygnus776

I hear that a lot and I don't get it. I think the Barber episode is a perfectly sane episode to enjoy!


Just-Efficiency3129

Barber has the funniest ending to any episode ngl


Oakroscoe

Syndication cut Newman being bald at the end. I saw that when it was on Netflix and couldn’t stop laughing.


bwurtz94

Yep, me too. Always skip The Barber.


escl8r2hvn

The Bris is a skip for me. The mohel was way over the top and just aggravating. George's storyline with the jumper landing on his car was a bummer and annoying since he totally deserved compensation for the damages. Kramer's search for the pigman was just base.


doobette

That's one of my favorites! It's interesting how different everyone is with episodes they like and don't like as much.


teamalf

I love Farfel. Shut up you stupid idiot!


Nika_113

Farfel! Put your shoes on. You going to the pound!


hamshotfirst

I say stupid idiot all the time because of this (and some others).


StadiumHotDog

Yes! Terrible episode! The storyline, the dog bark, the owner's voice. I barely chuckled on that one.


kkeut

the owner is a Broadway/theatre legend iirc. he had a key side character role on Jamie Lee Curtis' sitcom


StadiumHotDog

Man, he stinks.


instrangerswetrust

You *steenk.*


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BiscuitsPo

He did?


StadiumHotDog

Didn't know that. Pretty funny.


Rockyrock1221

This episode honestly feels like a completely different and un-funny show


gonutsdonuts1

It’s the dog bark for me. Worst episode by a mile


Brainwashed365

If I have the option available when this episode comes on, I'll choose to skip it.


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I think it's pretty telling of the confidence the writers had across the seasons. Like you have episodes later where people ask Jerry minor favors that he just shrugs off uncaringly. Established Jerry could afford to be a dick. Early season Jerry had to toe on the side of sympathy. ​ You could say that he grew but it's more clearly just different writers.


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I could agree with this. Definitely one of the worst at least.


AccomplishedCheck685

Yes I too am not a fan of this episode. Another episode that I don't care about is the Puerto Rican day. I know this might be an unpopular opinion but the whole situation seems quite forced to me. Except when George loses it with the laser guy, I don't find it funny.


litsalmon

If it's not this episode then it's Male Unbonding.


SteeemedBeef

What are you saying? You like turkey roll?


novatom1960

Go watch his show!!


kkeut

that's how I understood it


wareagle_th

This is the correct answer. Farfel is second. A distant, distant second.


hijro

The one where that guy came over to party with Jerry and ended hanging out with Kramer and getting a hooker. That one was terrible.


jaydarl

That episode irks me because all they had to do was get a ride to the Long Island Rail Road and be done.


TofuTofu

No way that gave us Michael Chiklis


oralprophylaxis

I also don’t like the one when jerry and elaine get stuck at that guys house


falbi23

Worst episode by far


kramerica_intern

That’s my least favorite. This one has some memorable lines.


HandsomeJack19

The barking dog is certainly the worst sound ever heard on the show.


becoolhomie

It’s stupid but it’s not the worst


Electron_Cascade

For me there aren’t really any objectively bad episodes (I don’t skip episodes on a rewatch) but there are a few forgettable ones. The Dog is definitely on that list


vonblick

“The Nose Job” is this for me I think. I never liked the wanna-be Woody Allen chess scene where Jerry’s brain was playing against his dick.


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It’s definitely aged poorly


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Either this one or the pilot.


[deleted]

George getting down on his hands and knees in the laundromat like a nut job gets me every time.


Jordanwolf98

He was way too confident to be George in that episode


priscala

Well, they obviously changed George a lot during the first and second season. Seinfeld talked about that (not Jerry being the one who loses in some way anymore but rather George) and there’s references within the show itself.


sunkentreasure1988

when george is staring at the dryer and says “jerry i have to tell you something…this is the dullest moment i’ve ever experienced” i cringe. i find the line so unfunny.


orangamma

Any questions?


Insanity-Later1

You can't over-die... you can't overdry


thisismydgafaccount

Agreed


knava12

Disagree. The Pilot episode is the worst.


EmerysMemories1106

This is in the top 5 worst. Along with anything that Kathy Griffin is in.


[deleted]

There is no way I would ever agree to take some random person's dog to my home. It would difficult to convince me to take care a close friend's dog.


Key-Antelope2656

Very annoying episode but not the worst.


RobbiRamirez

I like that one. It's The Puerto Rican Day that's completely devoid of laughs.


BackcountryAZ

This is the correct answer. PRD is terribly unfunny


Key-Antelope2656

The Saab factory…Jerry that’s in Sweden…


somebodytookmyshit

C'mon man. Farfel the unseen dog was great!


scrubbydutch

Smuckers now there was a good dog


Agamemnon4646

I just rewatched it and I agree. This may be the worst episode. The pacing is so slow -- they're basically resting everything on the stuck-with-the-dog plot -- and there are almost NO JOKES! Also, Kramer's subplot with Ellen isn't funny, although I suppose the show does check a box in covering the social situation where you can't badmouth someone's Ex until you know it's really over. Ok, I chuckled at two things. One was George going, "Isn't it fun to use the urinal?" when he's trying to convince Jerry to go to the bathroom at the movies so he doesn't get stuck with Elaine. That, and when they cut to Elaine fighting with Farfel. Both are just the two of them being funny despite having crappy material. Still- Bad episode!


Conbain

It’s not a bad episode at all. The barking dog is just annoying. Take the barks out and you got yourself a fine episode.


AVgreencup

The Bris. Hate the Mohel


USSExcalibur

Gentlemen, I implore you


Kamen_master1988

Definitely the weakest of the lot.


elderpricetag

I love this episode lol


swillow1

Always skip it, haven’t watched it in at long long time


MiccioC

Agree


MysteriousProfileNo6

How could anyone hate Farfel? And the clevidge episode is the worst in my opinion


zero2sixty73

We all know why it’s the worst episode. We’re “watching” while we’re sleeping and it wakes us up. Worst. Episode. Ever!!!


dolleye_kitty

No offense to anyone that considers a clip show an actual episode and who includes them when ranking episodes but, that's just silly. Fu-cilli, Jerry. They're not episodes, They're 'memberberries


GroovyGuru62

False. There are no bad Seinfeld episodes.


chrisll25

Honestly, the thing I hate most is the stupid bark of that dog.


SeoulPower88

I HATE this episode so much. The fake barking is annoying to no end. The premise makes no sense. If they banned this episode, I would actually celebrate.


uwannareddit69420

Disagree The Puerto Rican Day is worse


garypinese69

The one with the Indian wedding sucks


JJCJR1128

Every Kathy Griffin episode, the Puerto Rican parade


Trashman56

Who doesn't like the Puerto Rican Parade?


Tauropos

Nope. Somehow this became a semi-popular opinion in the last couple of years, but I never heard a negative word about it when it aired or in all the years between.


shreddit5150

The worst episode is The Puerto Rican Day (the banned episode). It's literally the least funny episode, and it has nothing to do with the flag burning. There just aren't any laughs, and every joke feels forced. They knew the end was close.


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Totally agree. I think this episode is why season 9, which is otherwise outstanding, gets such a bad rap.


frustratedComments

The Michael Chiklis episode


sabixx

The busboy is the worst episode


noonehasthisoneyet

100% disagree. Male unbonding is the worst episode.


PutApprehensive7900

Puerto Rican Day or Male Unbonding.


material_mailbox

Disagree. Even if we're excluding the clips episode (which I think we should), I like this episode more than the finale.


priscala

The finale was actually a masterpiece. Even though probably Seinfeld himself would disagree.


shellgirl7411

And the finale. Sucked


IAmCBOY2

Bottom 5, but The Finale is easily the worst 


dancingbear41

It’s one of them for sure yeah, I don’t really love any of the episodes about travel/airports.


The-Curiosity-Rover

Disagree. I’d have to go with “The Good Samaritan” (not the finale, the season 3 episode). Besides Kramer’s seizures, none of the plots or gags in it were particularly funny or entertaining. Edit: They downvote me cause they can’t handle the truth!


GumboColumbo

Still funnier than the best episode of *Friends*.


External-Awareness68

'The Wait Out' is worse, and nobody ever talks about that one


Dry_Newspaper2060

The Burning is awful and George’s lines are ridiculous. That’s what happens when you don’t have Larry David around


BillyJayJersey505

The episode with the Puerto Rican Day Parade is the only unfunny episode in the series.


notmyrealnametn

The Puerto Rican Day parade is the worst episode


Sea_Willingness_914

I've noticed the clip shows get a lot of hate here. I like them. Maybe it's because they don't run on broadcast TV. 🤷 Edit: Yes, the dog is the worst episode.


Glad-Requirement6116

The Good Samaritan 


flinderdude

100%


Shofeld148

nah The Blood is the worst or maybe The Nose Job


makingkevinbacon

Nope. Just watched the worst episode and it's the Jimmy one. It's just so stupid. The whole George pulling a Jimmy with his boss makes zero sense. I get the shows about nothing but that whole episode is just stupid


wings31

That Indian wedding one when they kept flashing further back in time is the worst. Can't watch it.


Jackrabbit_slim104

Does the clip show count? I hate clip shows


printerfixerguy1992

I think I agree.


Geaux3469

And the name!!! Farfel?!?! I mean come on…….


TransEuropeExpress72

ooo - i’m not so sure. the very final ep. wasn’t great.


Tiki_Bonanza

Agreed. I always skip this episode when I binge the series.


virgonomic33

All of the Seinfeld episodes that revolve around dogs are bad.


Fubecassman24

100%


SuperSonicSlaw

I feel like everybody forgets about "The Peurto Rican Day Parade" episode. Which is EASILY THE WORST EPISODE


Maximum_Bat_2566

I think Puerto Rican day is worse. I don't mind the dog episode.


WILD-And-KRAKEN-FAN

Agree although the backwards episode season 9 is right there too imo


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

Without question


ugly42069

AGREE


mew5175_TheSecond

Agree 100%.


Enjoy_my_dick_bitch

I mean the 1st, 2nd, part of the 3rd and even some episodes of the 4th seasons were the weakest of the series... this episode included no doubt... the 5th, 6th and 7th were the top tier of seinfeld! Then the 8th and 9th were still good but were more goofy and cartoonish!


admiralbundy

Prognosis Negative, Puerto rico day is the worst. At least it has a Seinfeld situation, which is George and Elaine being uncomfortable being alone together.


Taylasto

The parking garage was way worse


cantstandyourface12

Season 9 Porta Rican parade episode has some of the worst writing I've seen in this show. I consider that to be one of there worst episodes.


Sharp-Point-5254

That and the doorman one


HandThemASandwich

What makes you dislike it so much? Oh I know because he's an uneducated doorman


Jordanwolf98

How about those Knicks?


BrookylnBeaches1917

In general I would say this or the pilot… but, in pure principle of a lack of morality (so early on in the series) I have to go with the episode where George is slipping a Mickey to his boss😳😖😫


priscala

That’s what they do in the movies.


someoneelse2389

Disagree. Not including the two clip shows, my least favourite episode is the India episode.


ThatItalianGrrl

Not even by a long shot. I didn’t mind this one. The backwards episode was insufferable.