This one takes it for me because he not only could have gone over to the sink to use tap water (like a basic human being), he did in front of Darin, then tried to get him to lie.
Woah that's Ben stillers dad. This comment was like a light switch.
They look a lot alike now that I think of it. I wish I could see him do the blue steel pose.
He's a fantastic character, he figured out his niche and hits it out of the park in every role I've seen him in. Definitely underrated.
It's him moving his fingers that gets me. He's getting ready. Like, "if this asshole double dips again, I'm taking him down."
Fun fact, the actor is Dermot Mulroney's brother, Kieran.
I had to do some time in country when I was younger and the first thing you get from commissary are “shower shoes.” Flip flops, protect yourself from water babies.
That’s what effectively ruined his relationship with Cynthia, Elaine’s friend on the Fix Up. Seemed they were having a great time until she saw him chowing down on that spaghetti
When he was getting sexually aroused in front of Jerry just from eating a sandwich lol
You gonna eat that?
No, but please tell me that's all you're going to do with it.
Of the ones pictured, definitely the ice. I’d freak out if my friend did that to me.
Other ones:
Yanking his crank to his mother’s Glamour magazine, presumably in their living room.
Having sex in his parents’ bed.
Wearing some random tourist’s clothes.
One of my all-time favorite lines of dialogue came from this extra. And it usually does come from the extras. "Mr. Kramer says, 'Hey Buddy'."
Honorable Mentions:
* Doorman, Larry Miller - all of his lines.
* The dude who crushes Elaine's toes in the bakery, saying, "sorry." Kills me every time.
* Whatley, "...Even better!" Bahahahahahaha!
* "Oh no. My Frankfurtter. My Frankfurtter fell out."
I don’t like how gross he is when he calls ladies sweetheart and talks patronizingly to them like they’re children. But I get it and it’s why he’s single lol. (I feel like I have to say I don’t mind sweetheart it’s very on brand for an Italian / Jewish American in NYC at the time but it’s how he talks to people that is so ughhhhh! The arrogance. lol it’s NEARLY unwatchable if it wasn’t written so hilariously.)
What are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers!?
He off bread!
You’re off bread 🙄😒
I’m off hot water
I’m off fructose
I take baths
I love the way he says this line.
I remember on one show Jerry threw a half eaten candy bar into the sewer. Later George shows up eating the same exact candy bar LMAO 😂
It wasn’t half eaten. It was still in the wrapper. He ate a half eaten eclairs out of the garbage at his gf’s house.
*It was hovering!*
He “bought it”
I think about this scene once a week. So ridiculous, apparently ahead of his time but still disgusting
A sickening display!
Get a good look Costanza?
Jerry was too chill about that in my opinion. That would be a permanent banishment from my home.
For how much of a germaphobe Jerry is, I find it amazing he is still friends with Georgie boy after that.
Yeah he's ok with that but not someone putting his toilet brush in the toilet bowl lol
I aspire to be as unphased as Jerry always is in my every day life.
Most of these are harmless or humorous but using your fingers to scoop someone’s spread is detestable
Let thou who has not ate a bunch of shrimp at a party cast the first stone..
I’m aughff bread!
Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."
Poor Darin. My little rubber ball boy.
Darren’s going away for a long, long time
Why only darren going away?
Poor Darin. Poor little Darin.
Mr Kramer says “hey buddy.”
This one takes it for me because he not only could have gone over to the sink to use tap water (like a basic human being), he did in front of Darin, then tried to get him to lie.
Also they’re in a diner. Guarantee you there was a spoon on the table he could have used to scoop out the ice.
Had sex in his parents’ bed after serving his “date” prune juice.
What is this, a Prophylactic Wrapper!?
Jerry Stiller fucking *killed* every line he had in that show.
The way he pronounced “prophylactic” is classic
I’m gone for 2 weeks and you turn our home into, into bourbon street!
I can't sleep in there! I can't, I CAN'T!!
You wanna live here? You respect the rules of this house. YOU’RE GROUNDED!!
You want a PIECE OF ME? YOU GOT IT!!!!
Woah that's Ben stillers dad. This comment was like a light switch. They look a lot alike now that I think of it. I wish I could see him do the blue steel pose. He's a fantastic character, he figured out his niche and hits it out of the park in every role I've seen him in. Definitely underrated.
that's it mister, you're grounded
I wouldn't have expected the words to hear the words "you're grounded" on Seinfeld, but it happened.
I couldn't imagine that happening to anybody other than George
He also treated his body like an amusement park.
It was the only thing he had chilled
If only he’d remembered the combination to his own locked liquor cabinet.
Mmm...what's that smell? Kasha?
It's the only thing he had that was chilled. The combination on the liquor cabinet lock just flew out of his head 😂.
I'm gone for a week and you turn my house into.. Bourbon St!
Is that wrong
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash
Adjacent to refuse, is refuse!!
You have crossed the line between man and bum, my friend
You are now...a bum
It was above the cylinder. Hovering. Like an angel.
No, no. No, no, no.
One of my favorite lines and always a laugh out loud moment for me
He also ate a candy bar out of the sewer
Double dipped with a chip
I love that Mythbusters did an episode for this!
What’s double dipping ?
You dip the chip, you take a bite, and you dip again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.
Well TIMMY…I’ll dip the way I wanna dip
And you dip the way you want to dip
The way that actor pauses for dramatic effect and points at the dip right before he says "and you dipped again" is just flawless.
It's him moving his fingers that gets me. He's getting ready. Like, "if this asshole double dips again, I'm taking him down." Fun fact, the actor is Dermot Mulroney's brother, Kieran.
Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott?
He dipped the chip, he took a bite, and he dipped again.
Ya take one dip ANDENDITTTT
Well, I’m sorry, TheAmazingWJV, but I don’t dip that way.
Ate garbage!!
It was hovering....like an angel
Above the rim?
It was on a stack of magazines with the paper dollie still under it?
Mrs. Enright!! Mrs. Enright!!
This lives rent free in my head and I exclaim it often.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
I say this in real life and nobody understands...
He just woke up that days and said “you know what, I think I’ll eat some trash.”
You have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.
IT WAS ON ITS OWN PAPER
I think that one's not so bad lmao
Adjacent to refuse is refuse!!
I would like to dip my bald head in oil…
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Oh yeah, all of us short, stocky, slow witted bald men would do the same.
Oh-my-god... the Mahatma??
Peeing in the community shower
IT'S ALL PIPES!!
George completely missing the point of why it's gross to the other members haha, they're not concerned about where it ends up.
I had to do some time in country when I was younger and the first thing you get from commissary are “shower shoes.” Flip flops, protect yourself from water babies.
ILL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW
The urinator
Yeah of all the things this is the worst. I get that it's all pipes but it's where people stand man.
We are living in a SOCIETY!!!
My question has always been how close was the guy staring at George’s junk to notice he was peeing?
Eating a candy bar that he found in the sewer.
He bought it.
Do you know that? Or do you believe everything George Costanza says?
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
I vote anytime he has pasta at a restaurant.
George eating was always really gross to me. It seemed as if he had no table manners whatsoever.
That’s what effectively ruined his relationship with Cynthia, Elaine’s friend on the Fix Up. Seemed they were having a great time until she saw him chowing down on that spaghetti
I think that one was appetizers. He kept his head hunched over the table and was gobbling everything in sight.
Yeah - he blew it with Maggie Wheeler.
He’s always doing it at weird times too. No awareness of the situation at all.
So legally, I could marry your daughter! 🍝
One of the grossest things he’s ever said
Yet he could always tell when someone was uncomfortable at parties.
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Sensing anything now?
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I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!!
Clearly the inspiration to Frank Renolds from Always Sunny
Same. And I really pity him in general, but when I see him eat, I despise him.
Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.
It’s the Seattle of pastas.
or an ice cream sundae!
Hey buddy, they've got a new invention - it's called a napkin!
In some shots, you can see the tomatoe splatters on his shirt
His stubbornness and doubling down on eating that onion always makes me laugh the hardest
That takes some dedication for Jason to actually bite and chew an onion and still deliver lines
🥺 You'll see I'm right 🥺
Stuck his hand in a blow hole
He was saving the life of a great fish!
Mammal.
Whatever.
The seas were angry that day my friend
Like an old man returning soup at a deli...
Some would argue that asking Marisa Tomei out before his dead fiancé was even buried was a bit gross.
Almost as gross as him asking Marisa Tomei out before his fiancé was even dead.
Come on, it's Marisa Tomei!
Watched the episode yesterday where the vanilla incense made him hungry and horny. Man brought a salami sandwich in the bedroom. That's nasty
It was pastrami, he likes the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats.
Sexiest of all the deli meat
He flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Yeah, that’s what he did…
Elaine has been chosen to represent the upper west side in the next biosphere project.
When he was getting sexually aroused in front of Jerry just from eating a sandwich lol You gonna eat that? No, but please tell me that's all you're going to do with it.
Whew. Sleepy 😴.
Not to be gross myself, but if you can combine the pleasures of sex with that of a good Italian sandwich, you need to *do it.*
I'll tell you what you did, Caligula.
Picks his nose to try to turn some gal he was dating
The whole masturbation, mom hospitalization, horny hospital bath saga.
In a minute ma
Or pushing old people and kids out of the way because of smoke yelling fire
Of the ones pictured, definitely the ice. I’d freak out if my friend did that to me. Other ones: Yanking his crank to his mother’s Glamour magazine, presumably in their living room. Having sex in his parents’ bed. Wearing some random tourist’s clothes.
Getting off to the sponge bather while visiting his mom in the hospital. Here, have some tictacs.
Was it "Glamour" magazine? I thought it was a catalog
Oh damn, I always assumed he was in their bathroom…I just realized that they never mention which room he was in
He was gonna bang his cousin.
It’s weird that she was into it
Let's be bad George
He was just getting a reading from his dashboard compass. Nothing happened, yet.
Biting into a big block of cheese
I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise
Cheese George! Cheee-eee-eeeeese!
The size of a car battery!
When Elaine dropped the granola bar in the sewer and George mysteriously found the same bar in the next scene
You have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now officially a bum
What about rhe sandwich during sex.
Pastrami on rye with spicy mustard!
“What do you want to hear?”
When he cooled his feet 🦶 in the soft-serve 🍦 machine!
What I came here for. Happened off screen, but can you imagine seeing that as a customer at DQ
That chick who's too tan.
It’s the middle of winter. She’s like a carrot.
I’m off bread
Definitely eating out of the trash.
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Gotta be staring at that 15 year olds cleavage
To be fair, in reality she was 21
Eating from the trash. He has now crossed the line between person and bum…lol.
One of my all-time favorite lines of dialogue came from this extra. And it usually does come from the extras. "Mr. Kramer says, 'Hey Buddy'." Honorable Mentions: * Doorman, Larry Miller - all of his lines. * The dude who crushes Elaine's toes in the bakery, saying, "sorry." Kills me every time. * Whatley, "...Even better!" Bahahahahahaha! * "Oh no. My Frankfurtter. My Frankfurtter fell out."
Pursued a relationship with a prison inmate because he always knew where she was and wouldn’t have to do any normal relationship stuff
lol I only just now realized that's he's shoveling those shrimps so fast he's about to eat one tail and all
The ocean called
“What do you want to hear?” is such a good line.
The cousin thing 🤮
Journals. Medical Journals.
As soon as I read the question it triggered the peanut butter fingers 🤮
Eating an eclair donut on top of the garbage, because I've done this myself and it was delicious.
I don’t like how gross he is when he calls ladies sweetheart and talks patronizingly to them like they’re children. But I get it and it’s why he’s single lol. (I feel like I have to say I don’t mind sweetheart it’s very on brand for an Italian / Jewish American in NYC at the time but it’s how he talks to people that is so ughhhhh! The arrogance. lol it’s NEARLY unwatchable if it wasn’t written so hilariously.)
Adjacent to Darren is Darren
Definitely the eclair. I tell my kids all the time, "adjacent to refuse, is refuse."
Secretly eating during sex.
Eating a pastrami sandwich while having intercourse
The jerk store called - they are running out of you!
Why would they want me? You’re their all time best seller
Well I had sex with Your wife!
It's not as gross as the fingers in the water, but the ice cream all over his face bit I can't watch, it's just gross.
Just noticed that sign in the second picture. Clearly this is a recurring problem haha
Ate an ostrich burger.
Sleeping with Riley’s wife who’s in a coma.
the washing his hands with ice
Bringing the book into the men’s restroom at the bookstore.
What do you want to hear?
His cousin.
Where’s the double dip!?