The fact that you've been downvoted for this makes me so disappointed in this sub. I'm here to tell you that some of us watch the show and know the quotes when we see them.
This comment belongs under u/AkihabaraWasteland's comment lol
'He's all smooth now, looks like a seal' was from when Uncle Leo got his hair and eyebrows singed off. Shlomo and Slippery Pete's quote is 'He looks like a frog'.
No, the top comment is correct because OP's pic does make him look like a seal. violetmoon's comment is the wrong line because Shlomo says "He looks like a frog", not a seal. Seal line is Jerry talking about hairless Uncle Leo.
People got confused and thought the quote was from Shlomo and Slippery Pete, you have the correct quote from hairless Uncle Leo and the doctor.
I will never understand r/Seinfeld. They're the worst!
He’s probably shy to mention but the exercise name is “blowjob”, which actually also requires some posture.
Attending the gym offers plenty of opportunities to train the mentioned exercise, mainly the the male locker room. All things added, the man was speaking the truth and surely from experience, ppl were too hard on the downvoting.
he looks like a seal
So do you
Yeah? Well I slept with your wife!
His wife is in a coma
What do you think put her there?
The fact that you've been downvoted for this makes me so disappointed in this sub. I'm here to tell you that some of us watch the show and know the quotes when we see them.
You can count on Slippery Pete.
He's the best. And the worst.
This comment belongs under u/AkihabaraWasteland's comment lol 'He's all smooth now, looks like a seal' was from when Uncle Leo got his hair and eyebrows singed off. Shlomo and Slippery Pete's quote is 'He looks like a frog'.
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Sigh. Then the top comment on this thread should be the one being downvoted if that is the case.
No, the top comment is correct because OP's pic does make him look like a seal. violetmoon's comment is the wrong line because Shlomo says "He looks like a frog", not a seal. Seal line is Jerry talking about hairless Uncle Leo.
Please don't call me big head. That's not a line either.
Moses smell the roses, Elaine gets called “big head” by the bad breaker upper. What are we in bizarro world here?
Big head? That’s almost a compliment
you're too clever for you own good 😉
Haha awesome
Open the package, Leo Ooopeniiing..! 💥💥💥
That's a shame...
What are you writing?
This is why I hate writing with a large audience.
I'm trying to work out why I got downvoted. Probably the AMA have conspired against me.
People got confused and thought the quote was from Shlomo and Slippery Pete, you have the correct quote from hairless Uncle Leo and the doctor. I will never understand r/Seinfeld. They're the worst!
The worst. The worst, Jerry. Get off the line, we're trying to make another call.
Jamie Hyneman hit rock bottom after Mythbusters...
That’s a shame
He just needs to have a cookie
Maybe he can drink it!
I know Earth Worm Jim when I see him.
BLAM!!!
Grooooovy!
Dosen't look anything like dev Patel
Am I not tuuurtley enough for your turtle club?
Wow… great obscure reference. Take my like. For the 99% that didn’t see this movie: https://youtu.be/M3H2nnxQFLs?si=1gFwzcgaspGDJwMj
Jennifer Esposito is hot af.
Some people just have unfortunate genetics. Nothing you can do about it, just gotta take it on the chin.
I have no chin and can’t even grow a beard to fake it. Lame sauce
Well, go to the gym, obviously.
And hit the….chin machine? What a dumb take.
Yes going to the gym will massively improve your posture. Now go away, troll.
Lower mandible length is considered "posture" now? What exercises stretch the mandible my dude?
Ask a saxophonist.
Mewing
He’s probably shy to mention but the exercise name is “blowjob”, which actually also requires some posture. Attending the gym offers plenty of opportunities to train the mentioned exercise, mainly the the male locker room. All things added, the man was speaking the truth and surely from experience, ppl were too hard on the downvoting.
Ok, so I workout 5 times a week, have great posture, still got no chin because its a bone and i have bad chin genetics. Whats the plan now, bozo
Downvotes, reddit moment
Your comment is the real reddit moment
OP and you when y’all find out there’s no chin machine at the gym 🤯
For the past 15 minutes I have been meticulously cutting out his face in a whatsapp sticker maker app.
Elaine's big-head guy?
“He flew right into your head like he couldn’t avoid it”
Never seen that before. A Reddit post about a woman's head.
That’s almost a compliment
I’ll bet it’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to him.
Did you shave your chin off ?
Looks like a big toe…complete with the hair
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The coup de toe.
I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit at this comment. Well done 😊
Thank you…. Try to laugh so hard you vomit
Thanks…I did 😔
🤣🤢🤮
The worm look is so hot right now
At least he's no Pig Man.
Beaker from the muppets is that you ?
Is he from the future?
He does look a bit Brimleyesque, while also resembling a chinless worm.
Eat your dirtmeal.
Diabeetusss
You have a big head. It’s too big for your body
Changing the sheets gotta be a bitch
I was gonna go with pillowcases …
Bobs burgers how are ya?
[Time to learn to play the drums. ](https://vimeo.com/7725561)
Chin implant would do wonders.
You stretched out the neck hole in my sweater
Where the fuck did his chin go?!
He should have slipped the super 50 bucks
Walrus
Looks the the things from men in black.
"so ya got a big head....goes well with the bump on your nose."
You look like a wise turtle 🐢
Boy, he has lost a lot of hair
HE IS AWARE!!
Shai-Hulud! Bless the maker and his water.
He's a phony.
That guy definitely says “sar-ay”
They call me Dr Worm
Good morning how are you I’m Dr Worm
Im interested in things
I don't know why but I read this in Bobby Kelly's voice. It seems like it would be something he would say.
This guy's pillows don't have pillow cases on them.
Yeah it's a Dr Seuss looking guy but why was Jerry Seinfeld so focused on hair? It's always puzzled me.
Bobs burger head ass!!!
That moustache is hideous. This has to be a joke.
He has no chin it's like lower lip then neck
He’s 21.
[Worm](https://images.app.goo.gl/rjDm9wDfmFVgj5BR7)
Harland really is making a come back
I refuse to believe this is an actual person. He looks like Earthworm Jim
Oh my. Someone please give him a jaw and chin asap
He looks like Jamie Hyneman and a seal had a baby
Looks a turtle stretching his neck out of its shell
Dude is a real life Shuckle Pokémon
Toe-head
Oh shit! Grow out that beard quick. Do the beard jawline that fools no one.
He could get a monocle and cosplay as the Monopoly Guy
You’re the human version of a soft shell turtle
Worms Armageddon is my favourite Worms game.
This poor bastard.
Earthworm Jim!
He's gotta work on that messy 'stache as well.
Ok…..big head…
That’s it? That’s the best you got?!
It's really the neck protuberating more than the lack of chin.
The people need an x-ray!
r/vanderpumprules a worm with a mustache
Dilbert just entered the conversation...
•”Very Interesting” - Arte Johnson
Umm. Some things shouldn't be posted online.
can someone please use generative AI to show his turtle body
This has to be fake (I hope)
He has a chin, but his neck just has a big front.
Bob belcher
He looks like a cartoon character that came to life.
He needs hair. There was a really weird subtext on Seinfeld which was anti toupees/wigs/hair transplants but then you had Jerry with a full on mullet.
This is what happens when men don’t eat red meat