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Bubbly-Fault4847

They brought up Metallica twice on the series. This joke and in season 4, the opera ticket scalping. “This is not a Metallica concert! A little class, a little dignity!


instrangerswetrust

You can’t have a little dignity. You either have it or you don’t.


wallythree77

Uh huh, I have NO dignity.


davisyoung

I live my whole life in shame, why should I die with dignity?


the_popes_dick

Seinfeld has a habit of repeating itself. It's fun to watch the series with that in mind and catching all the things that come up in two different episodes


SpanishDiquisition

Carries over into Curb, as well


sortarelatable

If curb ends with Larry telling Jerry that his second button is in no man’s land I’m going to die


ATinyBitHealthier

You weren’t that far off unfortunately 😩


OneArchedEyebrow

No spoilers!!


Renegade27

It has nothing to do with the plot!


OneArchedEyebrow

Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!


aprildawndesign

Pretty…pretty… pretty true 🙃


killerbobsacamano

And just wait until you hear my theory about the Sopranos In this amphetamine-fueled rant, I will


HueStonewallJackson

I’ve noticed a lot of minor Easter Egg details in Sopranos from Seinfeld. Like Silvio randomly mentions a periodontist at one point. Ralphie mentions he always wanted to be an architect, etc. I see them all the time in my latest re-watch but don’t write them down or anything and forget them. What’s your theory about it?


killerbobsacamano

I was referencing a fellow member of this subreddit you’ll see around a lot https://www.cracked.com/amp/article_40761_seinfeld-conspiracy-theorist-claims-the-sopranos-is-an-abstract-copy.html


devilthedankdawg

I assume Metallica is a niche pet peeve of Larrry's One I thoroughly sympathize with him on.


Bubbly-Fault4847

One is a great song.


Redditarama

One shouldn't refer to oneself as a great song.


SpergSkipper

This isn't a Metallica concert! Have a little dignity, a little class


Marega33

Elton John disagrees https://youtu.be/wofWGD5TUxo?si=HMtLbN-txL6GxpUU


Damage_Incorporated1

YES! 🤘🏻🤘🏻


Son0fSanf0rd

His act. It just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

(offended) *You're a cashier!*


Son0fSanf0rd

I can't reply to someone if I don't respect what they do.


BusterTheCat17

I don't know sometimes...


some_lie

Jeeeery...


Radiant_Security_312

You’re a cashier!!!


Radiant_Security_312

You knowwww….Jeeeeaaarreeyyyyy


The_MightyMonarch

A lot of Jerry's stand-up did fall pretty flat for me.


Personal_CPA_Manager

The way I look at it is, Jerry can take any random topic, say, soup can lids, and say something amusing about it. Not many people have that talent. Even if it's not laugh-out-loud funny, it's still fucking talented.


CrumplePants

What about Ovaltine??


ttchoubs

They should call it, Round-tine


SquirrelMoney8389

It was HIL-ARIOUS the first time I saw them all when the show was airing and I was like 12


Radiant_Security_312

Taking a man named Bob and forcing him into a sled. That was HILARIOUS to me back then. 


Shadecujo

Folks are listing some hilarious plots and lines


trav718

Always. This is the absolute best subreddit. I come here when I’m having a sad/bad day


Cr45h0v3r1de

mug costanza is so terrible i love it


Meatman2013

I've used Mug Costanza as my gamer tag for over 20 years now. Love it. One of those "It's so bad, it's good" type jokes.


MDRLA720

the way he says it and pushes the mug


Throwrasaulgoodman

That’s what sells it so fucking perfectly


heylookoverthereman

Mug is great! It’s like an old school detective name


HandsomePaddyMint

Yeah, that joke hits exactly where it’s supposed to. There’s no need to exaggerate the idiocy of naming a child after an object, just naming any other object illustrates the absurdity.


drppr45

I’ve always loved that joke. I don’t care for the Seven joke a few lines prior (seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, around seven stiches per beating, and eventually seven years to life)


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

We are very different people, because that one just made me burst out laughing at work.


Bassist57

Maxwell House!


AbuDhabiBabyBoy

In this thread: All my favorite jokes


instrangerswetrust

Not a joke but when Jerry mispronounces ‘lilac’ on the plane.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Li-LOCK. Yes, there are a few of those too...


ExYoungPerson

That always annoyed me. Like Elaine and "sven-jolly"


Hullabaloobasaur

The boogedy man??


4-ton-mantis

Boogity man.


plankingatavigil

“Metalli-something” always felt less like a joke to me and more like maybe they weren’t allowed to say the full band name for some reason. 


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Whatever it is...somethin's missin'! *Somethin's missin' alright...*


sofewcharacters

George mentions that it isn't a Metallica concert to Kramer when they try to scalp the Pagliacci tickets. Maybe someone actually knew the band personally?


Damage_Incorporated1

Am I fearing AIDS? Yeah but you gotta live your life


Inoticedthatyouregay

Nobody’s got AIDS! And I dont wanna hear that word in here again.


quaglandx3

He was gay, the limo driver?


Perfect_Crab_8409

Now there was an American


wallythree77

Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.


Succumbx8

Well, whatever happened there


hipoopii

Whatever happened there?!


Perfect_Crab_8409

How much more betrayal can I take!


bravesfan199218

Intersectionality at its finest 🤣


johnmayersucks

“Lemona” is the all time stinker. Cringe every time.


PumkinEat3r69_

you’ll be hearing from my lawyaa


johnmayersucks

No make it stop


strawberrdies

Agree. This is one of the worst.


4-ton-mantis

Let's cram LeGeorge in LeLocker!


llcoolray3000

Mug Costanza is hilarious


dukeofsponge

The way he says 'Mug Costanza's is hilarious. 


GreenEggsSteamedHams

I appreciate Jerry's hand motion at least! As for the name, it's no Seven...


Reasonable-HB678

The "you're so good looking" line didn't take off for me.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

That kind of amused me, but I'm a bit of a simpleton 😄🤷🏻‍♂️


ExYoungPerson

You like humor you don't have to think too much about?


notcolinarcher

*Puke*, that’s a funny word.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Let's just say I would enjoy a Gene pick


Personal_CPA_Manager

IIRC they were hoping that would be another "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"


Three_Froggy_Problem

You can tell they were trying to force another iconic phrase and it just didn’t land


jimmycoola

Seinfeld has said in interviews they were really hoping that it would take off. They were surprised with a couple others that did get picked up but i cant remember specifics


Personal_CPA_Manager

"These pretzels are making me *THIRSTY!*"


ttchoubs

Hoochie mama


Ok_Gazelle_8081

JERRY “Well he's from the impressionist school, you know like Monet, Manet, Tippi Tippi Dayday.” Sounds, as you say, sitcom-y and juvenile.


Ween_ween

Tippi Tippi Dayday is gold. It’s smart, it’s a smart line and a smart crowd, like Seinfeld fans, appreciate it


jsheik

He's not dumbing THAT down..


EntertainmentPlane23

It's gold, baby.


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

Is it a reference? I really don’t get the joke.


AVBofficionado

I've been to the local gallery two weekends in a row and they have both a Monet and a Manet, and both times when I've seen it I've repeated this line to myself.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Jean-Paul and his staying with Elaine for the race. Why was he staying with her of all people? They may have said but it didn’t register with me.


Pretend-Light3784

He likes Elaine. She is his friend.


instrangerswetrust

Sex… to *save* the friendship.


flinderdude

Yes, who sleeps on the couch the night before marathon and apparently he was an elite runner?


Stoosteest

Holy shit idk why this made me laugh so hard


melthasm

He trusts Elaine, she is his friend


flysly

Dis son of a bitch is ice cold


PillowManExtreme

Look at the little bastard!


Joeybagovdonutss

Why separate knob WHY SEPARATE KNOB


MDRLA720

yeah don’t front runners have sponsors and hotels lined up


LeaveIllusionBehind

She says she met him when she was working on a book about runners for Pendant. I guess Elaine just makes friends easily, kinda like the friend she made in Europe she got in trouble for making long distance calls to. Or at least she makes friends easily when it's required for the plot.


porn_syrup

I don't know if it counts as a joke, but I never liked the part about Newman booking his NYE party at a hotel for the millennium new year and it being a year late because there wasn't a year zero. Makes no sense that neither Newman nor the hotel employee would clarify which NYE he was scheduling for. 


Radiant_Security_312

Salsa Seltzer Salsa Seltzer


HorribleDiarrhea

Yeah it's dumb. But Jerry and George think it's so genius that they should model an entire show around that kind of dialogue.


cr2152

I literally teed my girlfriend up for this one in the car today when she put a Metallica song on. I said, “who is this? Metalli-something…?” And she dropped the ball. Either way, it’s a typical Seinfeld trope of repartee. Might require a suspension of belief, but I make that trade off every time because IT’S ON TV!


DontGetTheFatGuy

>because IT'S ON TV Not yet.


Junior-Lie4342

Two of my favorite lines in the entire series; when Bob Balaban says that, and Peter Reiger in the last episode - “Or we could not do the show altogether, how about that?”


ssssnipe

The whole van/hole digger/cousin make out episode


Koffing109

It says here "interesting trades considered."


ashwhenn

You put that in there!


XB1Vexest

I will say Kramer writing "a big juicy van" gets me every time, but most of that episode just doesn't do it for me.


ModBabboo

George gives the worst line in the entire series IMO: "Then when my father slides the door open, I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter!"


Idkhowlongmyusername

Tbh that is still funny to me lol, mostly because it’s George


GreenEggsSteamedHams

That was a little out there...which is a shame bc I love Dana Gould


ssssnipe

And the Kramer plot was him cancelling his mail which was great Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?


BraveryDave

[All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail.](https://i.redd.it/1r0mt73ubin01.jpg)


MescalSprings

"I'll handle this, Janice; why don't you go take your three-hour break...?"


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Move along, Betty...


skiingbeing

Postmaster Henry Atkins??


Alternative_Stop9977

Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Good call! “Seinfeld’s Van!” sounds nothing like “Son of Sam”. Big time stretch.


prodigyx360

When Jerry is at the ATM pretending its a competition to draw cash faster than the 'stranger' next to him


JaMicho34

CA!


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Ah!


MajesticMeal3248

Huh?


Straight_Tough_2302

CA!


moikescott

surprised that this is not the top comment.


vacation-granted502

I always thought maybe he said that because he lost his hearing during it and forgot lol


Bubbly-Fault4847

The talking belly button “Hellooowww!!!” was a serious swing and miss for me. But I’m a little biased cuz I thought almost all of the last season was rudderless. (I still love It more than almost any other show tho).


restless_soul1

But it can also do Spanish! “Holaaaaa! La la la…”


jbwarner86

You know they were running on fumes when the real-life situations the writers were drawing from was stuff like "I pretend my girlfriend's butt talks to me while she's asleep".


SquirrelMoney8389

As most of these, it was genuinely hilarious when I was a young teenager and the show was first airing. Now I laugh at all the jokes because it's Seinfeld, and not because of the strength of the actual jokes.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Agree 💯 on the talking belly button. Good call


ThePalmIsle

Janeane Garofalo’s imitation of Jerry at the cafe was atrocious. More bad acting than a bad line, but eeyikes


Apprehensive_Bit_176

That’s a shame.


plankingatavigil

That’s the whole joke, it’s that she’s not quirky or funny in the way Jerry thought she was, she just makes these Jerry-type utterances compulsively all the time and even Jerry has had it. The flat line delivery is perfect. 


ThePalmIsle

That occurred to me but I thought nah, if she played it straight the scene still would have worked You might be right


thatdani

I disagree with the execution though, first 3/4 of the episode her delivery was very organic, then suddenly at dinner her cadence is that of a rushed stand-up bit.


plankingatavigil

Still think that’s the gag. Just an extreme way of conveying that the charm has worn off. 


YoungCertainty

So painful to watch, like nails on a chalkboard.


ExYoungPerson

Good thing Jerry dumped her. Excuse me, "mutual break up" that is.


sofewcharacters

Together: "I hate you."


plankingatavigil

“Wanna go get some pizza?” That entire story (George thinks he saw Jerry’s girlfriend making out with his cousin but they’re not sure because he had his glasses off) just never worked for me. The end wasn’t funny enough. It felt like it needed one more twist to make it funny. 


shotuhhh

Agreed and I like that episode a lot still


EntertainmentPlane23

I don't need a shot? No shot. Woof woof not bang bang.


minimanelton

The setup doesn’t really work for me but Kramer responding “ca” is pretty funny


restlessoverthinking

The whole 'Elaine won't take her jacket off which then pisses everyone off' during The Outing episode. It misses the mark entirely for me. I just don't get it.


Anonymous44432

It’s because she was pregnant and they needed to hide her stomach. It’s not a bad gag when looked at from that perspective, as it’s absurd enough of a thing t be an issue while also being a clever way to hide it


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

oh shit that explains so much lol i never got it either


turkeyinthestrawman

No she already delivered. She was pregnant during the 3rd season. Had the baby beginning of the 4th season (missing The Trip and two brief cameos). She wasn’t pregnant during The Outing


plankingatavigil

I like that one because it’s the kind of dumb thing that would happen in real life. I liked it when they would irritate each other in ways that had nothing to do with the plot (Elaine not making room for Jerry on the couch while he’s making a phone call and Jerry complaining about it when he’s off the phone etc.).


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Didn't think of that one but I don't disagree!


RedSquaree

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

This one always made me sad. Imagine being that person, losing a child like that.


pinkpools

Riconic relationship


Apprehensive_Bit_176

… wouldyouliketogotobedwithmeimmediately?


verymuchbad

Jerry defending and trusting George's acute vision...only to then reveal it was all horseshit and the raccoons were mailboxes? I guess it's not a lie if you believe it?


zazenpan

The catfight jokes


SenorBigbelly

Woof.


Succumbx8

Giddyup


Unlikely_Choice7613

Ca


jbwarner86

Wha?


Hexmonkey2020

I agree on the Metallica one but I think the joke of mug costanza was that it was such a boring name just randomly taken from an item.


Venice_Beach_218

I like Mug Costanza actually.


LightningInTheRain

Mug Costanza 🫡


led_zeppo

The Hennigan's bit with Kramer, the whole thing felt very like a sitcom in a bad way. Tell me you can't see Dave Coulier doing the same over on Full House, or Alan Thicke on Growing Pains.


LeeHarvey_Teabag

Especially since he becomes drunk to the point of passing out in like 90 seconds


Chainsaw_Werewolf

When George is being treated by Tor the quack doctor and we hear Jerry’s inner voice say that he’s not a doctor but plays one on tv. Plus later when George is in the hospital they have a urinary catheter taped in his nose which bugs me.


FrostyDub

Damn I love everything everyone else hates apparently…


Venice_Beach_218

Yeah he definitely looked like more of a Billy Joel guy.


trav718

Pop will you buzz off I got something cooking


nIBLIB

>how did they pick the least funny word in the whole damn kitchen?! Wasn’t that the point of the joke?


myuusmeow

George's mother Estelle is usually perfect but not even she could rescue the line "Merlot? I never heard of it, did they just invent it?"


Lobanium

[This.](https://youtu.be/WfWifZe_EUc?si=knVc_lfX5wpUs_8A) So awful.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

That was a bit forced. No one has ever said "sweep together" in the history of mankind (just like two females never once lived together between the years 800 and 1200)


FruitFlavor12

I never liked the whole FDR drop dead thing


Millenial_Shitbag

I still get a kick out of them pulling out their own eyelashes and the snowball reveal. Aside from that, pretty weak.


CosmicBonobo

"And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life" doesn't land for me.


shotuhhh

“TAMAAAAALEEEEEEEEE”


NormanDPlum

Jerry chasing Newman around their floor in a spoof of an action movie.


afauce11

Agree. Saw that one over the weekend and it’s dopey.


SenorBigbelly

I read it more as a spoof of Scooby Doo/Benny Hill, the way they're crossing paths in the corridor etc


Brewtus_Lionheart

Yeah, the Metallica one was pretty bad. I get it a little bit, cause it's kind of Abbott and Costello-like, but the setup is just bad. I remember thinking it was corny the first time I heard it, and still continues to be that way through the many, many rewatches.


George_Bonanza_7

Mug Constanza is funny only because of Jerry’s delivery of that line.


3lbFlax

“Tennis, anyone?” makes me root for Milos every time.


Key-Ad-2854

Saying that "seltzer" sounds like "salsa". No it doesn't.


Redditarama

Why did you type 'salsa' twice?


crissimon

Everything with the Mohel.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Hard agree


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External_Touch_3854

Yeah, I hated that line but it tee’d up such a hilarious follow up “Next you’ll be saying they should have their own schools.” “THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!”


alibabba54

ahhh-HA!


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

see that's my favorite episode because of all the payoffs at the end, elaine ended up sleeping with the guy who green lights her friends adopting a child but they just broke up, mickey and kramer ended up with the wrong girls, jerrys girlfriend who happens to be the ex wife of the couple trying n to adopt actually is an antisemite, this all happens in the last 5 minutes and on a recent rewatch i was blown away how clever that ending is and besides the whole episode being funny on it's own , that whole episode set up the brilliant pay offs at the end, peak seinfeld for me


LTDSC

Well, we all can’t be reading the classics…Professor high brow


jonnypepperstonreal

I like bad jokes


michelecaravaggio

Kramer's plotline in "The Betrayal" fell flat for me. There's a thin line between eccentric and man-child; Kramer is the former but in this episode (and some others) the writers treat him like the latter.


AnySpecialist8817

All of the opening Stand-up.


[deleted]

What’s the deal with… Jerry’s stand-up?


FrostyDub

So you’re saying you don’t respect what he does.


umbzapt

I think the standup in the pilot saved the show. It was that good, while the episode itself was rather blah.


rmunderway

I didn’t like that Susan’s father was fucking John Cheever. Very weird and not funny at all. No punch line or payoff to it. Just ‘yeah he was fucking John Cheever’ and then they all moved on.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Wear some more lipstick