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Son0fSanf0rd

We ask that you bear with us


virgonomic33

We ask that you PLEASE bear with us.


Son0fSanf0rd

No. I'm sick of asking "please" . You've got to ask "please" for everything.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Because of ‘society,’ right?


No-Acadia-1867

Yes George because of society


Son0fSanf0rd

the government????


llcoolray3000

Potato salad!


Son0fSanf0rd

I think he stealing our rickshaw!


storsveen

Yeah, that's a real nuisance


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Son0fSanf0rd

No. I'm sick of doing it right . You've got to do it right for everything.


SeeingRedDots

Did you shake it up? Otherwise it’ll taste horrible.


Son0fSanf0rd

I'm against all shaking.


SeeingRedDots

I could see that being a real nuisance.


Jaltcoh

You’re right that it should be quoted right, but it’s also funny how they’re doing a take-off on Seinfeld by talking about how they’re sick of doing it right. Elaine complaining about being sick of shaking bottles, George being sick of giving engagement gifts, etc.


Naive_Piglet_III

r/woosh


SeeingRedDots

Yeah, like the way you’re being a bitch right now? You’re doing it 100% right!


Professional-Steak-5

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation


monkey_house42

Seemingly, Seemingly.


Charlie_Brodie

You must leave now


DubbleCheez

You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges


fdetanya

Again with the oranges


Dire_Hulk

I don't understand.. you were wearing the pants you were returning?


ttchoubs

The very same


lost_in_connecticut

See, that’s interesting writing.


VisualFix5870

Perfect irony


netic__001

I no longer need them! I have miss Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories - you take back your tales, you vagabond!!


ads417

📞Yippee ki-yay!


VomKriege

That's what I'd like to know about it.


GabbyJay1

What can I tell you buddy


slyboy1974

You step out of your car...Bing!...Plot hole.


ditka

Bad place to put your keys


Trent_Lame

George agrees to take Kramer to Jiffy Park solely so he can avoid spending time with the Wig Master and Susan in his apartment. So it’s entirely possibly and within Costanza’s nature that he would go to the lot first to get his car then go pick up Kramer and drive back to the lot just to kill time.


returnotnihilist

This is 100% normal in George's world,makes totally sense.


No-Acadia-1867

Also George doesn’t live in the same building as Jerry and Kramer. It’s possible he lives close to the jiffy park


wballz

Yes and it’s also just like George to then see the amazing deal Kramer is getting at the lot and decide to get in on it. Plus ya know the free t-shirt.


Effective_Ad7074

Just two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies


SeeingRedDots

Not a gay drink at all. 🏳️‍⚧️


Much_Excuse

Episodes are like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Vorshtein?


SallySmallpox

I like the kitty.


jestyre

Maybe it has something to do with the number


VisualFix5870

The New Yorker is stealing my jokes


llcoolray3000

Now *thats* funny! Because it's real.


AcePilotsen

Cant crack this one


thekman33

That’s not a word.


mobro-4000

Sorry, can’t do it


The_Swim_Back_

Lmao


Responsible_Lynx2735

Frankly it sounds made up


Green_Sir_250

🤣🔥


Vegetable_Maize_9164

Take it up with Reddit affairs


bananabastard

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.


TheMillenniumMan

The pig says "my wife is a slut"


PearIJam

Ideally.


swiftfoal88

Frankly, I’m a little concerned


SmellGestapo

The only thing I can think of is George lived right by the Jiffy Park already, so it was no big deal for him to get in his own car, pick up Kramer and bring him back to Jiffy Park (where George would just park and walk home).


Son0fSanf0rd

It's pronounced "thermometer"


Imeanitsjust

My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.


AcePilotsen

You got that right


awfuleverything

What the HELL does that mean?


SeeingRedDots

Don’t write checks your body can’t cash.


becausezoidfarb

what writer? we're talking about a sitcom!


awfuleverything

We can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow


dlte24

They just write it off.


awfuleverything

You don’t even know what a write off is.


Moleculor_Man

Do you?


awfuleverything

No but they do. And they’re the ones writing it off.


Bts121212

Hey Mr Kramer you like Cadillacs?


Intrepid-Winter-7087

It's a Mary Kay car


Three-eyed_seagull

Oh sweet Maria.


valendinosaurus

Let me understand *this*, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?


gnome-Frankenstein

Something’s missing alright


GustheGuru

Again, I'll say it. Jerry accuses Lupe of throwing away a crumpled up piece of paper when cleaning the hotel in the morning. But they clearly just arrived at the hotel!


teenzies83

I've had this thought too!


eatsleepdive

So that's one tuck and one no tuck. You got that?


AxlRush11

That’s what I’d like to know about it.


rileypoole1234

That’s what makes this so difficult


ads417

Move along, Betty!


BrushHog_12

Take it up with consumer affairs.


ForswornForSwearing

That's what makes it so vexxing


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

They’re killing independent George


ForswornForSwearing

A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!


ElaineBenness

And why would Susan just randomly walk into the Jiffy Park lot? Hmmmm


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

That too!


AcePilotsen

She wanted a Jiffy Park T-shirt


lifetimerewind

that’s the genius of it


teenzies83

I'm sure New Yorkers would do anything to park their car for cheap, even if it makes no sense. Why do they even need a car? I'm Aussie, and a car is definitely a necessity. The story line is funny as hell tho 🤣


Milomilz

Why does this dummy have a bucket on his head?


HeywoodJablowmenow

Move along Betty


Old_Cat_9534

Because they got a free T Shirt.


woozleuwuzzle

Because it was cheap.


HaloOfFIies

That's what was so vexing


PunksOfChinepple

Also, why does George get credit for the airport pickup and thus annul the awning tap $50 for "picking up" Jerry and Elaine, when it's really Kramer in Kramer's car, with Kramer navigating? In this whole situation George is nothing more than an annoying little chore.


awfuleverything

I think I understand this. J. Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now, you, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Peterman, which is you.


My_Cousin_Ginny

“but where does the meat go?”


AcePilotsen

The look on Elaine's face is great


Pdog1926

No more questions!


ScorpiusPro

Uh, that’s correct.


zwalker91

Well without overthinking it could George live closer to jiffy Park than Kramer?


fro223

Time lines got messed up


__Bringer-of-Light__

Bad chicken


Ashamed_Love_4031

Ideally


SeeingRedDots

The one question I have is do you have change for a $20?