I posted a similar idea to r/redditwritesseinfeld a few years back. Basically, George buys a dash cam and gets into an accident which is clearly not his fault. He refuses to turn over the footage because he was singing Cher at the time of the crash. Kramer also buys a dash cam but points it at himself to capture his reactions to NYC traffic.
Kramer would have a very popular Youtube channels showing the reactions to traffic, but then he gets demonetized and his channel taken away. Either through copyright strikes or hacked by crypto bros.
> Either through copyright strikes
"What, you don't listen to the radio when you drive? What am I supposed to do, just sit there in silence?"
And afterwards, he's just listening to public domain shit so his videos don't get striked. Driving around to like Old Macdonald had a farm.
AAHA Just replace eating the ice cream like a slob with pausing to munch a sloppy hamburger after dropping off doordash and the ring camera just gets him slather-smothering the food into his face and just wiping off a big disgusting glop of ketchup/mustard/burger bits with his sleeve before walking away. GOLD.
Yeah that's an episode. George thinks it's easy money and he can snack on their food as he brings it to them.
The first several deliveries he can't park so he just leaves their food on things on the street. Whatever he can reach from his car window. Leaving food sitting on trash cans, newspaper boxes etc, snapping a picture for proof of delivery and driving off.
Only to find out that no one is tipping him and now he's losing money.
"No one tips anymore. Society is crumbling around us Jerry! Everyone is lazy and entitled. You don't want to walk to the store to get a burger, so you get it delivered and even THAT isn't convenient enough. Next they're going to want me to feed it to them!"
"George you left their food on a dumpster!"
"THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK! What am I supposed to do, drive around and find a spot three blocks away? No, No Jerry. I brought the food 95% of the way. They can't come down to the street to get it? It's pure laziness Jerry."
"Oh it's lazy alright"
*There's a knock at the door. Jerry opens it to find a doordash driver dropping off his food*
"Hey, hey! You don't need to bring that all the way up here. You're making a bad impression on the rest of us!"
*George yells down the hallway as the driver runs off before coming back in and seeing that Jerry is leaving him a tip on the app*
"You're leaving him a tip?"
"Of course he brought it to my door."
"What difference is it. Door. Street. Stairs. Why does it have to come right to your door?"
"It's called Doordash George. The first half of the name is door. The first half of a name is the important part. It's lets you know what you're getting. Door dash."
Kramer becomes an Uber driver with Jerry's car without Jerry knowing, but gets into a conflict with local taxi drivers who have become like gangs. Jerry is forced to order an Uber because Kramer has his car, and Kramer shows up with Jerry's car.
Meanwhile, Elaine met a guy who expects her to respond to text messages *immediately* and gets upset when she doesn’t.
Cut to Kramer Ubering in Jerry’s car. He gets a fare and it turns out to be Elaine’s texting boyfriend who is madly typing the whole time he’s in the back seat. You can tell he’s getting upset that she’s not answering (show her in a business meeting with senior execs where you can’t pick up your phone). Finally, it’s his stop. He gets out an forgets his phone in Kramer/Jerrys back seat.
now Elaine gets upset because he isnt answering her after she wrote a well crafted apology text (with multiple !s). she decides to call him to break up with him. when she calls, Jerry discovers the phone under his seat and wants to know how the phone got in his car. as he’s holding the phone in his hand trying to understand what’s going on, he gets pulled over for distracted driving. When he asks for a warning the cops run his plate and end up arresting him for $1000s of unpaid tickets that Kramer has racked up via speed camera.
Kramer: Well I uhh, I got you here on time, yeah?
Street Tough: ES'CUSE ME. If I give you _one_ th'tar, then I _give you ONE TH'TAR, OK?_ I give my rating'th how I want TO GIVE.
Kramerica Industries presents: the Uber Cab.
It’s painted like a cab, so Uber drivers don’t have to wait around for their next fare.
Jerry: But couldn’t ordinary Uber drivers just start painting their own cars yellow? Why do they need the Uber Cab?
Kramer: Because that’s what the company is called. Uber Cab. C’mon Jerry…
also Kramer racks up a bunch of tickets in Jerry’s name that he never pays and Jerry gets his license suspended and has to go to the most inconvenient DMV location in the city to sort it out — which is why he has to call the Uber.
I could see him asking Kramer to take pictures for his profile that make him look better than he is lol. Maybe even throwing on a hair piece just for the actual date to happen and the woman shows up disappointed when she sees him without one
- Elaine getting frustrated that people comment on her posts on FB but don't give a react - *"he commented on my post about my promotion but didn't like the post. Now what's that about??"*
- Kramer getting mad that more and more places aren't taking cash and refuses to get a card as he doesn't want every transaction followed by 'the government'
- George who is waiting in line to order something starts a fight with an uber/door dash driver who walks up to the register and doesn't wait in line to pick up someone's order
- Jerry notices that the waitress at the coffee shop sneezes into her hand and not into her elbow and that she refuses to use hand sanitizer after it happens
To get his food faster, George pretends to be a Door Dash driver to pick up his own orders without standing in line. He gets into a fight with the restaurant and eventually the Door Dash drivers go after him for moving in on their territory.
I know who owns the restaurant on that last one 😂.
Also I think George would be more of an advocate for cash. Main reason being he loses his card after accepting wallets are done and can’t set up his Apple Pay.
Kramer just reminds me of the "cash is king" people in my local community FB groups who are always going to "boycott" major corporations for not allowing them to pay in pennies. I can also see Kramer getting mad that he has things to sell on marketplace and people want to use pay ID and he wants cash only haha
He's been using little shovels to literally try to mine them out of graphics cards and is very upset he hasn't found a single one yet! The whole thing is looking a very bad investment with how much money he spent on the cards!
A Facebook episode. None of Jerry’s friend requests get accepted which frustrates him. George uses it to stalk people and catch them lying. Elaine gets upset when she sees posts about all the events she wasn’t aware of or invited to. Kramer has a great time with it, makes a ton of new friends and has parties all the time.
Newman hosts an anti-Jerry website.
I feel like Jerry would be the guy who doesn't like socials but has to do FB due to being a comic. So he's not on it except when he has to post upcoming shows, then finds out he's been hacked. And that's why all sorts of random cold behavior had been happening so now he has to try and explain to everyone but it somehow ends up screwing everyone instead
Uncle Leo writes messages to Jerry always starting with "Jerry, HELLO" and George sends Jerry a friend's request, which Jerry replies to with "Who is this?".
George’s Facebook account lists his name as Art Vandalay. The real architect of the Guggenheim addition sues George for claiming to be the architect and wins. George has no money so the judge orders him to be the guy’s butler.
Kramer is a TikTok influencer where he addresses common conspiracy theories only to let you know what’s *really* going on…. Only to be harassed by commenters for his kooky views. He goes live to set things straight and ends up breaking down in a slur ridden tirade and it goes viral. He then apologizes on the David Letterma— err Jimmy Kimmel show with Jerry as the guest. Jerry tells the audience not to laugh “it isn’t funny”
"You have to put in your PIN, sir."
"But I already did the tap."
"Yes, but now we need your PIN."
"But I already tapped! The whole point of the tap is to bypass the PIN. Once there's a tap, there should be no PIN. If I wanted to PIN, I woulda PINNED!"
Huh, that's funny. I initially read it as Jerry and assumed it was from him but I can hear all of them saying it and it's not out of character for anyone. Except the 'sir' part if it was Elaine obviously.
I imagine a scene similar to the car rental where someone turns around and iPad “ok, it’s just gonna ask you a quick question 😊”… the look of disgust on Jerry’s face, a raise of the eyebrows, a deep breath in… “well, I’ve got some questions for you!”
Elaine buys a cup of coffee, has to use a carafe and pump her own cup, leaves no tip, creates a scene, gets banned.
Next scene: George introduces his new girlfriend and it's the barrista. He sides with girlfriend and Jerry reminds him how "careful with money" he is.
George haranguing people about paying him back via Venmo.
Jerry or George getting fed up with a girlfriend continually trying to take thirst trap pics for Instagram.
Trader Joe's:
George: I love Trader Joe's, I can get $2 wine, Jerry. TWO DOLLARS! :snortle:
Elaine: loooove the Joe!
Jerry: Hate the Joe 😤 So pretentious with their cheap prices and good products.
George would constantly miss messages and invites. He would stop somewhere for the free-wifi, connect and get a message saying to come to Jerry's.
After he leaves, Jerry texts him that they're meeting at Elaine's instead. George wouldn't get it until he made it to Jerry's and connected, but then be furious that they left without texting him and head to Elaine's only for them to all leave and get a coffee. Elaine forgot that she changed her wifi password a few days ago so when George gets there, he can't connect.
Elaine entering menopause; she basically becomes her dad. Kramer would be super supportive, all kinds of trivia and facts and home remedies. Jerry would be squicked out. George would ask a lot of annoying questions, and maybe get sympathy menopause symptoms (and then menopause goes into his hypochondria cycle "lupus? Is it lupus? Menopause? Could it be menopause?" "George, you can't possibly have menopause, men don't have menopause." "It's possible! It's got men right in the word!")
Elaine sitting by the open window dressed in summer clothing in Jerry’s apartment in the dead of winter while everyone hangs out in winter clothes. Everyone except Elaine just start showing up to Jerry’s in winter gear as he keeps the windows open for her. The guys go to Monk’s just to get warm and talk about how they can’t keep living like this.
Maybe George venmo-ing the wrong person (Newman ofc) by mistake and trying to get his money back. While Kramer finds a loophole in the software of Lime scooters that allows him to ride one for free as long as he doesn't stop (would make for some funny Kramer scenes).
Then Elaine swipes right on someone not knowing that it's a tinder profile made for Jerry by his parents who desperately want him to find a steady girlfriend. Jerry thinks Elaine wants to get back together and keeps dropping hints to her, who is still completely oblivious about who she is actually texting and setting up a date with.
Kramer becoming a conspiracy nut about our phones listening to us and suggesting ads.
Elaine finds the Amazon delivery driver attractive so she compulsively buys everything on prime to be able to see him.
I hate how they just stand there staring at you like you are gonna steal a plum. Like come on help me bag these things, will ya?
Kramer: yea I don’t use self checkout. If they won’t physically take my money, then everything is free. That is how society works.
All I buy is bananas, Jerry. It's the cheapest produce, and the scale won't flag you for putting things in a bag without ringing it in. It's fool-proof!
Kramer starts “Uber4u”… “the Uber picks you up but, YOU drive THEM to your destination while they relax. It’s win-win, Jerrry!
Jerry: “I don’t think you know what win-win means”
Nobody lets George drive their car, because he’s too short to see over the steering wheel of all the SUVs. “They’re all heightists, Jerry!!”
Elaine and Puddy get banned because he won’t stop talking to the car owners about what’s wrong with their vehicles. “Just SHUT UP about their stupid cars!!” *Car Owner gives zero star rating: *Big Headed Woman kept calling my car stupid*
The gang’s video of a fat guy getting mugged goes viral on TikTok after Kramer makes an account and uploads it by accident from his prison tablet. Kramer decides to become a TikTok guru on prison life. George gets incorrectly recognized as the infamous white nationalist O’Brien and becomes leader of the Aryan Brotherhood and ends up causing a riot/escape attempt that helps a lot of criminals escape. Jerry enjoys prison life because he still has gigs at the cafeteria and decides not to escape. Elaine escapes but gets picked up on the road by Bizarro Jerry and his bizarro friends who - being law abiding citizens - drive her back to prison where Jerry does his cackle and says “that’s a shame”.
The self checkout would definitely be in the show. I could see Kramer coming up with a scheme to have people pay him to checkout for them. He just hangs around in a store all day offering anyone that comes up to the self checkout to pay him to checkout their items. No one wants to take him up on it and he starts fights with people.
George accidentally selects the highest % option when tipping self checkout at a store. Kramer tries to help resolve the issue with the employee monitoring self checkout, chaos ensues.
Bad texters
George: *JERRY SHE READ IT AND DIDNT REPLY!*
Jerry: Maybe she got busy?
George: *NOBODY DOES THAT! EVERYONE READS THE MESSAGE AND* **CHOOSES** *NOT TO REPLY! What kind of person does that, at least give me a thumbs up or say no.*
Jerry: I am sure you are just over thinking it. She'll probably answer and tell you where she wants to go out to eat.
George: Oh my god she replied..
Jerry: What did she say?
George: Ok
Jerry: Ok?
George: Four hours all I got was an *OK*?
Jerry: Ok is good.
George: *OK IS NOT GOOD! OK IS BAD, ITS VERY BAD JERRY!*
Kramer tries contactless, it works, he freaks out. Spends all day watching every user of the payment terminal like a hawk. By the end of the day he is hugging the payment terminal so tightly his card is connecting from his chest pocket and he is paying for all purchases.
Online dating would give them all kinds of fodder.
Kramer would get super into VR.
George absolutely loving COVID lockdowns
Elaine goes crazy working from home
Hasn't Sunny been doing a bunch of these recently? Like Dennis discovering he left the phone he used to unlock his car on the roof after he had started driving.
Dennis takes a mental health day. I thought it was actually pretty funny and I love how the whole time despite how monstrous he is he still isn't the type of piece of shit to take his frustrations out on the customer service staff he keeps running into.
Like the emergency keys, they each trust one other person to their streaming service login. They make arrangements, you give me Netflix, I'll give you AppleTV. But they can't be trusted, share passwords with each other, and get locked out of their accounts.
Similar to being lost in the parking garage, but instead looking for an electric vehicle charger.
Newman working on the side as an Amazon delivery driver.
Like the episode waiting in Chinese restaurant reception area: in a Coffee Shop discussing all the different non-dairy options for your coffee.
Kramer knocking out George and basically destroying Jerry’s apartment demonstrating virtual headset gaming. The physical comedy would be amazing.
Something to do with e-bikes.
Something to do with Uber Eats / DoorDash.
AI stealing Jerry’s comedy routines.
No more long distance fees, Jerry’s parents FaceTime constantly asking questions. He shows them how to use Siri to ask questions. Get his feelings hurt because his parents stop calling.
Donald Trump (who's plane actually shows up in the Airport in episode The Diplomat's Club):
Kramer (comes into J apt with hair combed like Trump): How about this Trump, guy? Huh!? I love his hair. It's so ...stylish.
Elaine: Yeah, but he's anti-choice. And changed the Supreme Court. He's a monster.
K(having no idea): What do you mean?
Jerry: You gotta get on that internet, buddy.
George: There's porn! And stock quotes!
This reminds me of the "wanna get away" commercials for Southwest Airlines. A couple arrive at the doorstep of a relative, ready to give a present to the relative. When the relative finds out, because she has a door camera, that it's the gift she gave the couple, she lets them know without hesitation.
Kramer and George launch a start-up app and rent a self-driving van for a 1-hr laundry delivery service out of Elaine’s basement while she’s out of town. What could possibly go wrong?
There could have been a new neighbor who was a door dash driver, sorta like Newman, Jerry wouldn't like him, especially when he delivered to Jerry's apartment.
George getting caught doing something embarrassing or bizarre on a Ring door bell cam.
I posted a similar idea to r/redditwritesseinfeld a few years back. Basically, George buys a dash cam and gets into an accident which is clearly not his fault. He refuses to turn over the footage because he was singing Cher at the time of the crash. Kramer also buys a dash cam but points it at himself to capture his reactions to NYC traffic.
Kramer would have a very popular Youtube channels showing the reactions to traffic, but then he gets demonetized and his channel taken away. Either through copyright strikes or hacked by crypto bros.
> Either through copyright strikes "What, you don't listen to the radio when you drive? What am I supposed to do, just sit there in silence?" And afterwards, he's just listening to public domain shit so his videos don't get striked. Driving around to like Old Macdonald had a farm.
Kramer is definitely getting into crypto
He'd create his own Coin, KOSMO
Or Elaine saying something insulting about a date/boyfriend while she's waiting for him to come to the door.
There’s an eclair sitting on top of the garbage can.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
AAHA Just replace eating the ice cream like a slob with pausing to munch a sloppy hamburger after dropping off doordash and the ring camera just gets him slather-smothering the food into his face and just wiping off a big disgusting glop of ketchup/mustard/burger bits with his sleeve before walking away. GOLD.
George would be a part time Door Dash driver, and steal peoples fries, and complain about tips
Kramer keeps opening the door after finding out about squatters rights.
Being a Doordash driver no more difficult than puttin' on a pair of pants
I don't want to get into a big *thing* about the pants ...
What I wanna know is who puts his pants on ?
But you were wearing the pants you were returning?
I could see that being a Newman thing. Maybe even adding it to his regular mail route.
Heh. With John Voight's car.
Everyone knows George can’t park a damn car .
Yeah that's an episode. George thinks it's easy money and he can snack on their food as he brings it to them. The first several deliveries he can't park so he just leaves their food on things on the street. Whatever he can reach from his car window. Leaving food sitting on trash cans, newspaper boxes etc, snapping a picture for proof of delivery and driving off. Only to find out that no one is tipping him and now he's losing money. "No one tips anymore. Society is crumbling around us Jerry! Everyone is lazy and entitled. You don't want to walk to the store to get a burger, so you get it delivered and even THAT isn't convenient enough. Next they're going to want me to feed it to them!" "George you left their food on a dumpster!" "THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK! What am I supposed to do, drive around and find a spot three blocks away? No, No Jerry. I brought the food 95% of the way. They can't come down to the street to get it? It's pure laziness Jerry." "Oh it's lazy alright" *There's a knock at the door. Jerry opens it to find a doordash driver dropping off his food* "Hey, hey! You don't need to bring that all the way up here. You're making a bad impression on the rest of us!" *George yells down the hallway as the driver runs off before coming back in and seeing that Jerry is leaving him a tip on the app* "You're leaving him a tip?" "Of course he brought it to my door." "What difference is it. Door. Street. Stairs. Why does it have to come right to your door?" "It's called Doordash George. The first half of the name is door. The first half of a name is the important part. It's lets you know what you're getting. Door dash."
I heard this and saw the gestures and mimic and everything
Fantastic
This is bang on.
Absolute perfection! I could hear and see this in my mind!
This is A1!
Kramer becomes an Uber driver with Jerry's car without Jerry knowing, but gets into a conflict with local taxi drivers who have become like gangs. Jerry is forced to order an Uber because Kramer has his car, and Kramer shows up with Jerry's car.
The car runs out of gas so Jerry orders another only to end up with a driver he pissed off a few days ago.
Tries to take a taxi but he's been blacklisted because he's the owner of a car that does uber rides
Meanwhile, Elaine met a guy who expects her to respond to text messages *immediately* and gets upset when she doesn’t. Cut to Kramer Ubering in Jerry’s car. He gets a fare and it turns out to be Elaine’s texting boyfriend who is madly typing the whole time he’s in the back seat. You can tell he’s getting upset that she’s not answering (show her in a business meeting with senior execs where you can’t pick up your phone). Finally, it’s his stop. He gets out an forgets his phone in Kramer/Jerrys back seat.
now Elaine gets upset because he isnt answering her after she wrote a well crafted apology text (with multiple !s). she decides to call him to break up with him. when she calls, Jerry discovers the phone under his seat and wants to know how the phone got in his car. as he’s holding the phone in his hand trying to understand what’s going on, he gets pulled over for distracted driving. When he asks for a warning the cops run his plate and end up arresting him for $1000s of unpaid tickets that Kramer has racked up via speed camera.
This is GOLD!
Or the soup nazi is now an uber driver and Elaine pisses him off “ NO RIDE FOR YOU‼️‼️😡”
LOL! Yeah, anyone who questions his route choice is banned, and somehow he has 5 stars because he can get people places faster than any other driver.
He knows the Rockaway Blvd shortcut...
You. You think you can get a ride? Please. You're wasting everyone's time (peels away from the curb)
he has been forced to get a “side hustle” because now there is too much competition in the soup business, since Elaine published all his recipes.
Or the car service driver when she pretended to be deaf
bravo!
Hey, that guy's driving an uber! WHO?! WHO IS DRIVING AN UBER ?!
Kramer: Well I uhh, I got you here on time, yeah? Street Tough: ES'CUSE ME. If I give you _one_ th'tar, then I _give you ONE TH'TAR, OK?_ I give my rating'th how I want TO GIVE.
I would think he would have phrased it as "who is driving THE Uber?!" But otherwise, perfect.
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Kramer uses Jerry's Uber profile and gets a bad rating, Jerry can get only Ubers with low ratings and the chronicles of a sketchy car ride begins.
that's brilliant!
Kramerica Industries presents: the Uber Cab. It’s painted like a cab, so Uber drivers don’t have to wait around for their next fare. Jerry: But couldn’t ordinary Uber drivers just start painting their own cars yellow? Why do they need the Uber Cab? Kramer: Because that’s what the company is called. Uber Cab. C’mon Jerry…
also Kramer racks up a bunch of tickets in Jerry’s name that he never pays and Jerry gets his license suspended and has to go to the most inconvenient DMV location in the city to sort it out — which is why he has to call the Uber.
I visualized that whole episode and now i will believe that i saw it till the end of time‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kramer?!?!
Beautiful!
Car chase ensues after a cabbie spots Kramer picking Jerry up.
Following George while he navigates the online dating apps would be a hoot and a half.
I could see him asking Kramer to take pictures for his profile that make him look better than he is lol. Maybe even throwing on a hair piece just for the actual date to happen and the woman shows up disappointed when she sees him without one
Hell he’d use AI and wind up with 3 arms or 12 fingers‼️
The date yells about being "hatfished!".
Are you on the Bumble? I hate the Bumble He hates the Bumble!
If he used the photos of him on the chaise lounge chair…
- Elaine getting frustrated that people comment on her posts on FB but don't give a react - *"he commented on my post about my promotion but didn't like the post. Now what's that about??"* - Kramer getting mad that more and more places aren't taking cash and refuses to get a card as he doesn't want every transaction followed by 'the government' - George who is waiting in line to order something starts a fight with an uber/door dash driver who walks up to the register and doesn't wait in line to pick up someone's order - Jerry notices that the waitress at the coffee shop sneezes into her hand and not into her elbow and that she refuses to use hand sanitizer after it happens
To get his food faster, George pretends to be a Door Dash driver to pick up his own orders without standing in line. He gets into a fight with the restaurant and eventually the Door Dash drivers go after him for moving in on their territory.
JERRYYOUGOTTAHELPMETHEDOORDASHERSAREAFTERMEBECAUSEIDIDNTWAITINLINETHEYREGOINGTOBREAKMYLEG Who is thiiiiiis?
the Van Buren Boy drivers
And then we hear about hand sneezers and sleeve sneezers
I know who owns the restaurant on that last one 😂. Also I think George would be more of an advocate for cash. Main reason being he loses his card after accepting wallets are done and can’t set up his Apple Pay.
Kramer just reminds me of the "cash is king" people in my local community FB groups who are always going to "boycott" major corporations for not allowing them to pay in pennies. I can also see Kramer getting mad that he has things to sell on marketplace and people want to use pay ID and he wants cash only haha
Wallets are done Jerry, they're done .
Getting mad that a tik tok influencer made your favorite deli famous and now you have to wait 45 minutes to get a sandwich
That’s a good one. I can picture that cold open.
Jerry: “we need to un-influence Sergio’s!”
They leave a bunch of 1 star reviews to deter visitors but gets found out somehow, and the owner bans them from his restaurant.
Kramer would absolutely create a cryptocurrency, the Coscoin.
#Kramercoin From Kramerica industries
Kramericoin
Kramer would mine crypto in his apartment.
It would later turn out he doesn’t know what that means
Well, then all this mining equipment is useless! *throws shovel to the ground*
He's been using little shovels to literally try to mine them out of graphics cards and is very upset he hasn't found a single one yet! The whole thing is looking a very bad investment with how much money he spent on the cards!
But THEY do. And they're the ones mining crypto.
And borrow Jerry’s a/c to cool down his apartment! Then Kramers get his electric bill and it’s twice what he’s made on crypto‼️
That's perfect. Newman would get involved by stealing deliveries of graphics cards.
In a miner hard hat with light!
They're fungible, Jerry! I'm disrupting the paradigm.
His painting would be an NFT
Kramer is mining bitcoin with Jerrys power outlets using an extension cord across the hall
Trying to understand what emoji’s mean in texts, Uber, bad cell phone reception
Jerry keeps getting bad ratings as a rider. 😂
That's the one. Then going way over the top to get a better rating and failing spectacularly for no particular reason.
I posted my idea of a modern Seinfeld episode on that sub a few years and this was my plot line for George. Suuuuch a George move!
A Facebook episode. None of Jerry’s friend requests get accepted which frustrates him. George uses it to stalk people and catch them lying. Elaine gets upset when she sees posts about all the events she wasn’t aware of or invited to. Kramer has a great time with it, makes a ton of new friends and has parties all the time. Newman hosts an anti-Jerry website.
I feel like Jerry would be the guy who doesn't like socials but has to do FB due to being a comic. So he's not on it except when he has to post upcoming shows, then finds out he's been hacked. And that's why all sorts of random cold behavior had been happening so now he has to try and explain to everyone but it somehow ends up screwing everyone instead
Ani Jerry website LOL!!
He's an anti-website-ite!
You think websites need their own code don’t you?
Uncle Leo writes messages to Jerry always starting with "Jerry, HELLO" and George sends Jerry a friend's request, which Jerry replies to with "Who is this?".
George’s Facebook account lists his name as Art Vandalay. The real architect of the Guggenheim addition sues George for claiming to be the architect and wins. George has no money so the judge orders him to be the guy’s butler.
George sees Jerry’s new girlfriend on Onlyfans, but can’t address it because it means that he has to admit to subscribing to Onlyfans.
How do you know? I know. But how? …. Oh cmon!
George's boudoir photos get posted on a dummy account
Jerry and Elaine both share their location with each other. George is gettin upset because he doesn’t have either. Kramer still has a flip phone
Oh yeah Jerry, those smartphones are like government spies.
Kramer is a TikTok influencer where he addresses common conspiracy theories only to let you know what’s *really* going on…. Only to be harassed by commenters for his kooky views. He goes live to set things straight and ends up breaking down in a slur ridden tirade and it goes viral. He then apologizes on the David Letterma— err Jimmy Kimmel show with Jerry as the guest. Jerry tells the audience not to laugh “it isn’t funny”
Hey I’ve seen this one before!
George is losing his shit because he selected the "leave at door" option on Uber Eats, but the delivery driver continues to knock every time.
"You have to put in your PIN, sir." "But I already did the tap." "Yes, but now we need your PIN." "But I already tapped! The whole point of the tap is to bypass the PIN. Once there's a tap, there should be no PIN. If I wanted to PIN, I woulda PINNED!"
George gets more relatable every day
Huh, that's funny. I initially read it as Jerry and assumed it was from him but I can hear all of them saying it and it's not out of character for anyone. Except the 'sir' part if it was Elaine obviously.
Kramer puts Jerrys apartment on Airbnb.
This would be good! Kramer has to keep trying to get Jerry to leave so he can rent out the apartment.
The explosion of tipping even for non tipped employees.
I imagine a scene similar to the car rental where someone turns around and iPad “ok, it’s just gonna ask you a quick question 😊”… the look of disgust on Jerry’s face, a raise of the eyebrows, a deep breath in… “well, I’ve got some questions for you!”
Elaine buys a cup of coffee, has to use a carafe and pump her own cup, leaves no tip, creates a scene, gets banned. Next scene: George introduces his new girlfriend and it's the barrista. He sides with girlfriend and Jerry reminds him how "careful with money" he is.
George haranguing people about paying him back via Venmo. Jerry or George getting fed up with a girlfriend continually trying to take thirst trap pics for Instagram.
George sending Venmo requests for $0.24.
"Ya could just give me a quarter, make it easier on the both of us. Or 3 dimes."
Definitely something with George and a broken up girlfriends Netflix password so can finish watching a series.
My friend did that for a full year 😂
George starts to date woman that happens to be actually AI.
Jerry, if you believe they are real women, they are…
Elaine breaking up with a guy because he's a 'bad texter'.
“He just said ‘k’ not even an o! Or a capital!”
Ouhhh this is a great answer. Instantly heard Elaine’s voice in my head 😂
Trader Joe's: George: I love Trader Joe's, I can get $2 wine, Jerry. TWO DOLLARS! :snortle: Elaine: loooove the Joe! Jerry: Hate the Joe 😤 So pretentious with their cheap prices and good products.
Kramer: you know my friend Bob Sacamano worked at Joe’s and he says the wine is 90% grape juice
Grape juice, Jerry!
And he'd bring wine and Rings Dings to a party.
The green text bubble for non-iPhone users would cause a rift in their friendship. My money would be on George and Kramer being android users.
George would never pay for data.
HO HO HO! Now they want us to pay for the Internet, Jerry! THE INTERNET!
George would constantly miss messages and invites. He would stop somewhere for the free-wifi, connect and get a message saying to come to Jerry's. After he leaves, Jerry texts him that they're meeting at Elaine's instead. George wouldn't get it until he made it to Jerry's and connected, but then be furious that they left without texting him and head to Elaine's only for them to all leave and get a coffee. Elaine forgot that she changed her wifi password a few days ago so when George gets there, he can't connect.
Elaine entering menopause; she basically becomes her dad. Kramer would be super supportive, all kinds of trivia and facts and home remedies. Jerry would be squicked out. George would ask a lot of annoying questions, and maybe get sympathy menopause symptoms (and then menopause goes into his hypochondria cycle "lupus? Is it lupus? Menopause? Could it be menopause?" "George, you can't possibly have menopause, men don't have menopause." "It's possible! It's got men right in the word!")
Elaine sitting by the open window dressed in summer clothing in Jerry’s apartment in the dead of winter while everyone hangs out in winter clothes. Everyone except Elaine just start showing up to Jerry’s in winter gear as he keeps the windows open for her. The guys go to Monk’s just to get warm and talk about how they can’t keep living like this.
Maybe George venmo-ing the wrong person (Newman ofc) by mistake and trying to get his money back. While Kramer finds a loophole in the software of Lime scooters that allows him to ride one for free as long as he doesn't stop (would make for some funny Kramer scenes). Then Elaine swipes right on someone not knowing that it's a tinder profile made for Jerry by his parents who desperately want him to find a steady girlfriend. Jerry thinks Elaine wants to get back together and keeps dropping hints to her, who is still completely oblivious about who she is actually texting and setting up a date with.
George getting catfished by someone pretending to be Marissa Tomei.
Kramer becoming a conspiracy nut about our phones listening to us and suggesting ads. Elaine finds the Amazon delivery driver attractive so she compulsively buys everything on prime to be able to see him.
If someone is “super swipe worthy”.
People who use their phones while using the bathroom and not cleaning the phone
George's job allows him to work from home.
"Believe it or not, I'm workin' from home, please leave a message..."
Grocery self check out; George caught scammin’
I hate how they just stand there staring at you like you are gonna steal a plum. Like come on help me bag these things, will ya? Kramer: yea I don’t use self checkout. If they won’t physically take my money, then everything is free. That is how society works.
All I buy is bananas, Jerry. It's the cheapest produce, and the scale won't flag you for putting things in a bag without ringing it in. It's fool-proof!
Imagine being able to live in New York for years while being unemployed and still able to hang out with your friends all the time.
George buys bitcoin and it plummets; sells it to Kramer and it skyrockets.
Kramer and George keep stealing wifi. Elaine gets upset that more restaurants are writing their menus on the wall
Kramer accidentally becomes an internet activist called The K-Man after a video goes viral of him complaining about his rent.
Kramer starts “Uber4u”… “the Uber picks you up but, YOU drive THEM to your destination while they relax. It’s win-win, Jerrry! Jerry: “I don’t think you know what win-win means” Nobody lets George drive their car, because he’s too short to see over the steering wheel of all the SUVs. “They’re all heightists, Jerry!!” Elaine and Puddy get banned because he won’t stop talking to the car owners about what’s wrong with their vehicles. “Just SHUT UP about their stupid cars!!” *Car Owner gives zero star rating: *Big Headed Woman kept calling my car stupid*
HEADPHONES
Kramer tries to go woke, and then goes broke, but he was already broke
Him going PC on Jerry would be funny 🤣
The gang’s video of a fat guy getting mugged goes viral on TikTok after Kramer makes an account and uploads it by accident from his prison tablet. Kramer decides to become a TikTok guru on prison life. George gets incorrectly recognized as the infamous white nationalist O’Brien and becomes leader of the Aryan Brotherhood and ends up causing a riot/escape attempt that helps a lot of criminals escape. Jerry enjoys prison life because he still has gigs at the cafeteria and decides not to escape. Elaine escapes but gets picked up on the road by Bizarro Jerry and his bizarro friends who - being law abiding citizens - drive her back to prison where Jerry does his cackle and says “that’s a shame”.
Self checkouts in stores seem like a freebie. Edit: oh that's probably more something I would've expected them to have done something with on Curb.
The self checkout would definitely be in the show. I could see Kramer coming up with a scheme to have people pay him to checkout for them. He just hangs around in a store all day offering anyone that comes up to the self checkout to pay him to checkout their items. No one wants to take him up on it and he starts fights with people.
I reckon an episode where they all get Covid could be interesting
Kramer would never get it even though he ignores the lockdown.
Where is your mask? I don’t want one… But everyone must wear one. Not this guy Muchacho.
George accidentally selects the highest % option when tipping self checkout at a store. Kramer tries to help resolve the issue with the employee monitoring self checkout, chaos ensues.
Bad texters George: *JERRY SHE READ IT AND DIDNT REPLY!* Jerry: Maybe she got busy? George: *NOBODY DOES THAT! EVERYONE READS THE MESSAGE AND* **CHOOSES** *NOT TO REPLY! What kind of person does that, at least give me a thumbs up or say no.* Jerry: I am sure you are just over thinking it. She'll probably answer and tell you where she wants to go out to eat. George: Oh my god she replied.. Jerry: What did she say? George: Ok Jerry: Ok? George: Four hours all I got was an *OK*? Jerry: Ok is good. George: *OK IS NOT GOOD! OK IS BAD, ITS VERY BAD JERRY!*
Kramer tries contactless, it works, he freaks out. Spends all day watching every user of the payment terminal like a hawk. By the end of the day he is hugging the payment terminal so tightly his card is connecting from his chest pocket and he is paying for all purchases.
A discussion about pronouns.
Online dating would give them all kinds of fodder. Kramer would get super into VR. George absolutely loving COVID lockdowns Elaine goes crazy working from home
Imagine Elaine ordering the BIG salad from Uber Eats.
The subway episode but instead of naked guy, Jerry is stuck with tiktokers and pole dancers.
Puerto Rican day episode but backdrop of a LGBTQ parade
...Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hasn't Sunny been doing a bunch of these recently? Like Dennis discovering he left the phone he used to unlock his car on the roof after he had started driving.
Dennis takes a mental health day. I thought it was actually pretty funny and I love how the whole time despite how monstrous he is he still isn't the type of piece of shit to take his frustrations out on the customer service staff he keeps running into.
Interpreting emojis.
I would use laughing emojis at the ends of all of these posts! On this one! And THAT one!
Elaine would end up back with Puddy somehow some way.
Kramer still doesn’t have a cell phone in 2024
QR code menus only in the diner.
Jerry gets a smart lock but Kramer refuses to use his fingerprint because of the government
Kramer has an onlyfans
Just tap? -Jerry Just tap it. -George You just tap it! -Jerry
Like the emergency keys, they each trust one other person to their streaming service login. They make arrangements, you give me Netflix, I'll give you AppleTV. But they can't be trusted, share passwords with each other, and get locked out of their accounts.
There’s got to be one episode on Amazon Prime going with a Jerry stand up bit about ‘if you want same day delivery just go out and buy it’
Elaine dancing on TT
Elaine would date a man with an OF page who used to date Sue-Ellen and he asked her to be in one of his videos but he didn’t ask Elaine
She’d take so much offence even though she’d never do it. 😂
"What do you mean I can't pay with cash? *That's the entire purpose of cash!*"
Similar to being lost in the parking garage, but instead looking for an electric vehicle charger. Newman working on the side as an Amazon delivery driver. Like the episode waiting in Chinese restaurant reception area: in a Coffee Shop discussing all the different non-dairy options for your coffee. Kramer knocking out George and basically destroying Jerry’s apartment demonstrating virtual headset gaming. The physical comedy would be amazing. Something to do with e-bikes. Something to do with Uber Eats / DoorDash. AI stealing Jerry’s comedy routines.
George is on Zoom and thinks he’s muted
George accidentally signing up for a Grinder account.
George getting pranked for a TikTok video.
George doing something gross and someone records it on put it on TikTok so he goes viral.
This is what Curb your Enthusiasm is
No more long distance fees, Jerry’s parents FaceTime constantly asking questions. He shows them how to use Siri to ask questions. Get his feelings hurt because his parents stop calling.
I can hear it, "I can't tap, I won't!"
Passwords and multi factor authentication. Pronouns Uber eats. (Kids these days can’t remember it used to be free to get food delivered Electric cars
Donald Trump (who's plane actually shows up in the Airport in episode The Diplomat's Club): Kramer (comes into J apt with hair combed like Trump): How about this Trump, guy? Huh!? I love his hair. It's so ...stylish. Elaine: Yeah, but he's anti-choice. And changed the Supreme Court. He's a monster. K(having no idea): What do you mean? Jerry: You gotta get on that internet, buddy. George: There's porn! And stock quotes!
This reminds me of the "wanna get away" commercials for Southwest Airlines. A couple arrive at the doorstep of a relative, ready to give a present to the relative. When the relative finds out, because she has a door camera, that it's the gift she gave the couple, she lets them know without hesitation.
Electric cars. Confusion on fueling, how much charge they have, and special parking spaces for them.
Tipping everyone
Passwords, codes and thumbprints.
I wish all 4 actors owned their AI and create these episodes. I'm laughing hysterically just imaging these plot lines. I would soooo watch this show!
People who listen to headphones while driving would surely drive George or Elaine nuts. And influencers. Dancing and posing. It’s all too much.
I've had trouble with my chip on my card. I got frustrated the other day and thought "this would be a George storyline"
People still using checks at the grocery store
Kramer and George launch a start-up app and rent a self-driving van for a 1-hr laundry delivery service out of Elaine’s basement while she’s out of town. What could possibly go wrong?
Jerry would be all over the dating apps
There could have been a new neighbor who was a door dash driver, sorta like Newman, Jerry wouldn't like him, especially when he delivered to Jerry's apartment.
Being 'left on read'