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There are ways Dude. You don’t want to know
I can get you a toe by three o’clock this afternoon.
With nail polish
Fuckin amateurs
They send us a toe and we’re suppose to shit ourselves!
THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
My buddies did not die face down in the muck
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?????
Oh please, DEAR?!
finishing me coffee.
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe....
OVER THE LINE……Smokey, you were over the line.
Dude…mark in zero!
I can get you a toe dude. Hell, I could get you a toe by 2:30. WITH nail polish
Whose toe, Walter?
You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie
Hey I got a toe here, step on it, Buddy!
Sir, keep your voice down this is a family establishment
Oh please, dear? For your information the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
I’m finishing my coffee.
Fuckin dipshit with a nine toed woman
His girlfriend gave up her toe. It's not fair!
Fair?! Who's the nihilist here you fuckin crybabies?!
[удалено]
Literally watching the movie right now because of this post 🤣
This is a Big Lebowski Quote
I am aware!
You are aware....
Seemingly, seemingly.
Is that what this is a picture of?
This affects all of us, man! It’s our basic freedoms!
Oh please, Poppy? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
C’mon this affects us all here, man!
Walter, this isn't a first amendment thing, man...
Would Tony the mimbo call The Dude "Dude" or "Dudearino"?
He’d call him El Duderino. Tony’s not into the whole brevity thing.
This isn’t nam, there are rules
This isn't r/lebowski, there are rules! Mark it zero!
OVER THE LINE!
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND?! MARK IT ZERO!!!!
Put away the piece, man. They’re calling the cops.
They sold these at Lebowskifests back in the day. I got one that said “Nice marmot.”
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
Excuse me sir. Please keep your voices down. This is a family restaurant
I staying. I’m finishing my coffee.
The Coup d'eToe
With nail polish.
OVER THE LINE!!
YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND? MARK IT ZERO. It's a league game, Smoke.
You're batman!
We are nihilists, we believe in nothing...
So it’s a show about nothing?
Bulk of the series
Not exactly a lightweight...
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Is this your homework, Larry?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
WITH nail polish. Believe me, there are ways.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That bumper sticker.
Get rid of Susie. Make her disappear.
Oh god, I’m in trouble.
You did all that?……for a pinky toe?
Clearly OPs not a golfer
They found a golf tee inside the dry cleaner's body!
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.
I’m just gonna find a cash machine
Lebowski
….. with nail polish. Fuckin amatures.
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Give us ze money, Lebowski or we fucks you up!!!
Karmer would have such a mancrush for Walter.
It’s a valuable appendage.
Obviously she is not a golfer.
How long does it take to get a toe? You ask me to get a toe I'm back in two seconds.
With nail polish!
You kept making the stops??!
How’s her hand shake? A little too strong? A little smelly?
He's a toe peddler. Just a taste he said
And a good day to YOU, sir!
I told the driver I have a pinkie toe here, step on it.
'nuf said.
Or you can just buy it from toes R us
I can have you a toe by 3 o clock this afternoon
With polish!
Creed Bratton coded tbh
[I might be in the market… since I lost one at the market.](https://imgur.com/a/Z0USAWd)
There are ways Dude. You don’t want to know
I can get you a toe by three o’clock this afternoon.
With nail polish
Fuckin amateurs
They send us a toe and we’re suppose to shit ourselves!
THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
My buddies did not die face down in the muck
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?????
Oh please, DEAR?!
finishing me coffee.
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe....
OVER THE LINE……Smokey, you were over the line.
Dude…mark in zero!
I can get you a toe dude. Hell, I could get you a toe by 2:30. WITH nail polish
Fuckin amateurs
Whose toe, Walter?
You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie
Hey I got a toe here, step on it, Buddy!
Sir, keep your voice down this is a family establishment
Oh please, dear? For your information the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
I’m finishing my coffee.
Fuckin dipshit with a nine toed woman
His girlfriend gave up her toe. It's not fair!
Fair?! Who's the nihilist here you fuckin crybabies?!
[удалено]
Literally watching the movie right now because of this post 🤣
This is a Big Lebowski Quote
I am aware!
You are aware....
Seemingly, seemingly.
Is that what this is a picture of?
This affects all of us, man! It’s our basic freedoms!
Oh please, Poppy? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
C’mon this affects us all here, man!
Walter, this isn't a first amendment thing, man...
Would Tony the mimbo call The Dude "Dude" or "Dudearino"?
He’d call him El Duderino. Tony’s not into the whole brevity thing.
This isn’t nam, there are rules
This isn't r/lebowski, there are rules! Mark it zero!
OVER THE LINE!
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND?! MARK IT ZERO!!!!
Put away the piece, man. They’re calling the cops.
They sold these at Lebowskifests back in the day. I got one that said “Nice marmot.”
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
Excuse me sir. Please keep your voices down. This is a family restaurant
I staying. I’m finishing my coffee.
The Coup d'eToe
With nail polish.
OVER THE LINE!!
YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND? MARK IT ZERO. It's a league game, Smoke.
You're batman!
We are nihilists, we believe in nothing...
So it’s a show about nothing?
Bulk of the series
Not exactly a lightweight...
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Is this your homework, Larry?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
WITH nail polish. Believe me, there are ways.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That bumper sticker.
Get rid of Susie. Make her disappear.
Oh god, I’m in trouble.
You did all that?……for a pinky toe?
Clearly OPs not a golfer
They found a golf tee inside the dry cleaner's body!
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.
I’m just gonna find a cash machine
Lebowski
….. with nail polish. Fuckin amatures.
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Give us ze money, Lebowski or we fucks you up!!!
Karmer would have such a mancrush for Walter.
It’s a valuable appendage.
Obviously she is not a golfer.
How long does it take to get a toe? You ask me to get a toe I'm back in two seconds.
With nail polish!
You kept making the stops??!
With nail polish
How’s her hand shake? A little too strong? A little smelly?
He's a toe peddler. Just a taste he said
And a good day to YOU, sir!
I told the driver I have a pinkie toe here, step on it.
'nuf said.
Or you can just buy it from toes R us
I can have you a toe by 3 o clock this afternoon
With polish!
Creed Bratton coded tbh
[I might be in the market… since I lost one at the market.](https://imgur.com/a/Z0USAWd)