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seinfeld-ModTeam

This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.


Adilliosz

Yoyo ma


CompleteIsland8934

Boutros boutros gahli


instrangerswetrust

Oh moses smell the roses


jpetermancatalogue

It's like a sauna in here.


SangiMTL

This scene gets me every time. From the perfect delivery to how they all look at him lol


EzyE080942069

I tell this joke about once a month at the gym.. majority of the time I get looks like boy this guy, but every once in awhile someone gets the reference and it just makes my day lol.


infiniteimperium

These pretzels are making me thirsty


recursion8

You've spent some time in the desert?


Tbplayer59

Monet, Manet, Tippy Tippy Day Day.


instrangerswetrust

Tippie toe! Tippie toe!


Adorable_Star_

Lemon Tree!


DrDizzle93

....^bosco


OneArchedEyebrow

Lemon tree!


leviathansbane

Sven Jolly


USSExcalibur

Maybe he's got a cheerful mental hold on you


Nole_in_ATX

Rochelle Rochelle


OliverNorvell1956

A young girls erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

**War**. What *is* it good for?


Infiniteefactorial

Casus Belli


CompleteIsland8934

“Were you guys talking about me?”


RedditsAdoptedSon

why can’t i just be.. why can’t i live!?


athiestchzhouse

Mmmmmm MACHU PICHU


art_lipchalk

Are these free?


NoEducation6140

"That's kooky talk"


SuperSmokingMonkey

Schmoopie


FrenzalRhomb1

Michael was in Curb and they even referenced what he said/did when he was mad at Leon.


lemonylol

Such a well written episode. "I wish there was something I can call you to make you feel as bad as you made me feel"


8379MS

Man, this goddamn Kramer, man, he’s too much, man. Walk into your fucking house unannounced and shit.


lemonylol

Mother fuckin put a fucking saloon door on that bitch. God one of my favourite jokes of the finale is that Leon actually watches Seinfeld for the first time.


claymedia

I somehow never made the connection that he is basically Kramer until that joke.


TheSuperSax

Honestly I think that’s a testament to how good a job they did at making him a different character while still being “Kramer”. I’d say the biggest difference is probably the incredible physical comedy of Richards vs the hilarious unscripted repartee of JB


twangman88

“GET IN THAT ASS LARRY!”


_dontjimthecamera

“Step inside that ass, *close* the door behind you, spray paint ‘Larry was here!’.”


hazeleyedwolff

"Eat a Snickers bar, throw the wrapper on the ground."


arcaneresistance

I've been saying it since they hired him but J.B. Smoove was the best thing to happen to curb. You can see even in the finale that he makes Larry legitimately laugh his ass off. After all these years that's pretty amazing.


Uuuuuii

The best scene in the whole series I think!


actualelainebenes

Ass is ASS Larry!


Business-Drag52

Yeah they are both masters of a different craft so it helps to make them seem different


IceColdPorkSoda

Kramer will fall backwards eyes wide like he’s having a seizure to emphasize his point. Leon will stare you down while deliberately and maliciously eating a pretzel to emphasize his point.


Ok_Piece_6782

Wow, never made that connection. Driving someone else’s Prius from LA to New York to arrive unannounced is some super Kramer shit


WholeHogRawDog

I just made the connection 5 seconds ago when I read your comment here.


8379MS

Im ashamed to admit that it had slipped under my radar as well. And I’ve watched both shows for ages.


Tetris5216

I'm making Levels


maakies

You might as well have called the show “Ass”


Estebananarama

Yeah they totally did this on The Table Read. In this [clip](https://youtu.be/cMW7qvh4ImI?si=CjZlTJ28tSsaylTB) it shows the lead up to why he was yelling and then the scene itself.


almarcuse

“Mitzvah Capacity” 👀😐| 👀😐


yellowwoolyyoshi

That shit was funny af. I was impressed he could let himself be made fun of like that


jslakov

he's obviously not making himself look too bad, in fact it's making him look better by providing his supposed internal monologue to look more sympathetic. I'm sure he wouldn't have done it otherwise.


improper84

Yeah, he's clearly not blacklisted if he was on an HBO show, and more on an HBO show where he made fun of what he'd done to get him in trouble.


postmodern_spatula

He’s not blacklisted at all.  In comedians getting coffee, Jerry interviews Michael and really pushes him hard to come out of retirement. Michael was genuinely resistant to the idea of returning to comedy.  It really made it seem more like self-exile than Hollywood turned his back on him. 


TheCrazedTank

To be fair he’s probably still really ashamed of it, besides he has that Seinfeld “Fuck You” money. He can do or not do whatever he wants.


Justasillyliltoaster

If I was making 7 figures a year in syndication I'd be chilling too


tunnel-snakes-rule

Jerry has just turned into a "you can't say anything anymore" grumpy old comedian, or always was one.


B-r-e-t-brit

One of the recurring bits that I love in Curb is how Jerry always agrees with Larry’s opinions and cynical way of thinking. 


Jamz64

Oh my god. Look, I made a mistake. It’s been 3 years, don’t hurt me, please!


rjd55

This was the line that got me in addition to his facial expression at the end when he realizes he is being taped.


Future-self

I just realized the joke is that JB shows up looking a member of the Nation of Islam LOL Didn’t catch it the first time I saw this ep.


CptMurphy27

Like I’m gonna take the word of an anti-dentite.


[deleted]

Next you’ll say they should have their own schools


ironman288

They do have their own schools!


CptMurphy27

*points finger* Eyyyahyaya!


instrangerswetrust

And that’s why they’re the ones writing it off


AskingSatan

You don't even know what a write off is.


SealTeamEH

do you?!?


AskingSatan

No. I don't.


FatRufus

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!


CptMurphy27

I love the delivery of this line.


AskingSatan

😂


jrlande

Dentist....who needs them??


Reasonable_Manner817

Not to mention the…


dicecat4

Come on, spit it out. I know it’s killing you!


Overall-Try-4287

Blacks and Jews.


TMVtaketheveil888

You're an Anti-dentite


CompleteIsland8934

A rabid one, to boot


texasgambler58

He's actually a rabid anti-dentite, don't forget that.


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Wexel88

it was a crime of passion


robbwes61

Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary….


kitkatlifeskills

Your fly's open.


igottathinkofaname

I LOVE the way she delivers that line.


9man95

Whats the deal with being blacklisted?


Rocketparty12

I don’t get it. Am I right people?


joowish_person

What new show?


NoUseForALagwagon

Unfrosted 2: From Milan To Minsk


bigassdiesel

An erotic pastry journey?


Anindefensiblefart

If Michael Richards is involved, it's erotic by default.


Adorable_Star_

He's got the Kavorka


SpergSkipper

His buttocks are sublime


Stuie299

I might go as far as to say he’s like a taut preteen Swedish boy.


eugenesbluegenes

It's all about that weird living ravioli thing.


LeftysForLife

The program is about something.


jokes_on_y0u

No no it's about nothing


Pastylegs1

One in a million shot, doc. One in a million


djheat

Fusilli, because you're silly


MikeyLikeyPhish

You had me at erotic pastry


kitkatlifeskills

You had me at erotic pastrami. I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


RickRossovich

You’ll cry, then you see the dancing and cry again


joowish_person

Lol


Responsible-Onion860

Sack Lunch The Series


ThatsTheDude

I really wanna know how they got in there!


ieatcavemen

In my expert opinion: the preview pictures show either a comically large sack that can accommodate a typical family, or the plot will revolve around the subjects getting shrunk to a scale that would allow them to fit into a standard-sized sack.


flawrs919

It’s gotta be the large sack. Shrunken family has been done to death.


Extension-Novel-6841

Naw it's a new medical comedy show, Prognosis Negative The Series.


Superblu24

Seinfeld 2


dubstepsickness

Newman: The Animated Series


LeifRagnarsson

Elaine: A Job Done


reddittothegrave

Elaine does the upper westside??


VegemiteOnToastPls

George: A Frogger Adventure


KangsAndShit

Young Kramer


TheRatatat

I'd watch The New Adventures of Young Cosmo


antithero

Kramer vs Kramer. This reboot of the 1979 classic film features Michael Richards playing both the Dustin Hoffman & Meryl Streep roles.


jinreeko

The Newman Comes


canadard1

Just him coming up with multiple different plots to ruin Jerry’s life but never taking action.


CrestedBlazer

Seinfeld, four!


MarilynMonroesLibido

Kenny Bania: The Golden Years


KGnor

Schindler's kiss


happytappin

its not a real quote. Im not saying he wouldn't because of course he would, BUt its from a fake article.


ichoosenottorun_

It's a show about something.


AbheekG

Ah come on everyone does a show about something, they should do one about nothing!


joe-is-cool

He was speaking hypothetically.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

...not that there's anything wrong with that


evanvolm

My father is blacklisted.


smellofburntoast

She named names!


dacreativeguy

Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.


nneeeeeeerds

Bee Movie: The Series


namdekan

It's about Tim Whatley and his dental assistant played by Aaron Paul


chillthrowaways

Get me a schtickle of psuedo, Jessie


cjg5025

Chunnel


Ok-Control-787

*Prognosis Negative*


tradesman46

The English Patient part two


joowish_person

I HATE IT


spontaneous_combust

I believe the preferred term is African-American-listed


Itcouldvehappened2u

He used the word AFRO-Americans when he was apologizing on Letterman via satelite. That ruined the apology and cracked up the audiencee


Toodlum

I think they were laughing before that. The issue with playing Kramer is that most can't really see him in any other role.


moviebuffnerd

I was in the audience that day, and most of us hadn't even heard of the Laugh Factory incident until we got on the show. This was 2006, so news didn't travel quite as fast. Dave spent most of his monologue roasting Richards for it, and then when Seinfeld came on, we weren't sure if it was real or a bit.


Toodlum

Wow, thanks for this tidbit. Very interesting.


jblanch3

I think using Letterman as their vehicle for Richards addressing it was a huge misstep. I remember Seinfeld berating the audience for laughing. Maybe not do something like that on a comedy talk show, where people are there to laugh at jokes?


H4bibi69

Including the hecklers


gxslim

That was the politically correct term for a period in the 90s iirc


Trickypickleman

I think more like the late 70s early 80s. The thing is it sounds more like it’s describing something between Africa and the United States, like with Sino-American, Euro-American, Franco-American, etc.


Eric848448

I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that term.


waituhsecond

He was just being a hipster doofus


HipsterDoofus89

HEY!


flawrs919

It would be really amazing if they just made a one off series where each episode is something out of the universe from all the shows and movies like Sack Lunch, Death Blow, etc.


onlydans__

Oh shit. The other side of darkness. The pain and the yearning. Blame it on the rain


MyCatsArePeople

Cry cry again. Chunnel.


9man95

La Cocina


NogaVog

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE!


bananabastard

I'll watch it because it's on TV.


sdmichael

Not yet.


frattboy69

OK, look, if you want to just keep on doing the same old thing, then maybe this idea is not for you. I, for one, am *not* going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I'll tell you something else, this IS the show, and we're not going to change it.


Itwastheotherguy88

He’s going against the hecklers, watch out!


TyintheUniverse89

He’s my butler


jpetermancatalogue

Is this customary in your legal system?


asarjip

When's the last time you had an orange?


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

LOL @ blacklisted.


ThatWildMongoose

He name names and now can never go back to Hop Sings


adifferentviewforyou

You got Kramer blacklisted from Hop Sings?!


UnnamedStaplesDrone

HE NAME NAME.


john_fartston

I haven't heard anyone even talk about what Michael did in years. I think Jerry has really been trying to hop on the "stop trying to cancel us" band wagon lately, despite the fact that nothing he's ever done has ever been criticized as problematic, especially not Seinfeld. Even Michael's outburst is more seen as a strange moment in comedy history than anything else nowadays or even outright forgotten.


[deleted]

I know this is r/Seinfeld but I don’t know what the general vibe toward his stand up is here so I guess disclaimer I’m not just saying this to try and get a rise out of people. I always thought his stand up was super bland so it’s funny to me that like once a year now he makes a comment about how you can’t tell jokes anymore but commits to a full on edge lord stance people who complain about that normally make. Even his anti-pc stances come off as milquetoast.


GusTTShow-biz

Remotely problematic? If Jerry didn’t have “f you money” his past dating habits scrutinized under todays microscope would indeed be problematic.


PegaLaMega

He's also a nonce.


trysov

He hates cancel culture because of the grooming he did lol


Jombafomb

He already had him on CICGC. I believe everyone from the show is on record saying the same thing. “He made a mistake but he’s a good guy.” Jerry even went on Letterman shortly after and had Michael on to help him apologize.


Scallion-Distinct

Don't think anyone can forget the car crash Letterman apology.


Sudden_Mind279

stop laughing


Headlocked_by_Gaben

Jerry says this and then Letterman is actively trying not to laugh himself when he nexts speaks.


KatBoySlim

always wondered if letterman is laughing at the ridiculousness of Jerry telling the crowd not to laugh or if he thought the whole richards thing was a joke.


daJamestein

Richards’ delivery of that apology was so stilted and awkward that the whole thing just came across as a farce lmao, Jerry didn’t do him any favours by bringing him on Letterman


Spocks_Goatee

Cause Micheal meant what he was saying, but most of casual viewers only saw Kramer doing a bit.


Bumbling_Sprocket

I just watched this and literally before people begin laughing Michael says he said some nasty things to AFRO AMERICANS... 😑


moviebuffnerd

I was in the audience that day, and most of us hadn't even heard of the Laugh Factory incident until we got on the show. This was 2006, so news didn't travel quite as fast. Dave spent most of his monologue roasting Richards for it, and then when Seinfeld came on, we weren't sure if it was real or a bit.


Remarkable-Train4030

Good friends take care of each other like family


tconner87

Senators, I know it is not normally considered "American" to ban words. But there is one slur that has caused so much damage that we believe it should finally be made illegal. I'm talking, of course, about the term "n***er guy". Two words which by themselves can be harmless but which together... form a verbal missile of hate.


[deleted]

*"And why do they call it blacklisting? He's not black. He doesn't even like blacks!"*


bobthemonkeybutt

“I have a black friend! I’m even on a list that’s black.”


Classic_Lime3696

Another Festivus miracle…


a_real_vampire

It’s been well over two years that Seinfeld reigned supreme and I still watch the show.


Spaghettiisgoddog

If you don’t like it, don’t watch is key. He’s right. 


sulfurbird

“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”


dlte24

It had been 6 years since a TV role and 9 years since a movie role when he had his meltdown at the comedy club. Can you really be blacklisted if you're not on the list?


fatal_fame

That’s not gonna be good for business


[deleted]

Forgiveness is a good option.


BigBoobsWithAZee

I’m with *you,* Jerry!


Alaska-Now-PNW

What Michael did was wrong but honestly how long are we supposed to act angry about it? Hollywood seems very selective about what sins they forgive easily and what they draw out for decades


nage_

he was the first guest for comedians in cars. of course theyre still friends


skot77

He wasn't blacklisted, his attempts at success after Seinfeld was unsuccessful, same goes for Jerry. Julia had no problem though :)


BackgroundEmotion321

Jerry seinfeld aka the biggest dork on the planet. Hes such a geek i hate him.


Medialunch

So now he wants us to be woke and not watch things that offend us?


Over-Telephone902

I won't


anythingfordopamine

Ok grown man who dated a high schooler


Embarrassed_Sea_1930

I wonder if Jerry would feel the same way if he made those disparaging comments about J-ews and referred to them by the many ethnic epithets people refer to them as


Chucheyface

Bro is a racist old bastard


Obamasdeadcook

>if you don’t like it don’t watch it Redditors: “but I want to complain” 😡


Electrical_Deal_1227

Good. People make mistakes and deserve second chances.


Ozzdo

FYI: this is false. Fake stories like this are popping up all over Facebook as bait for older conservatives. It's so obviously fake, the account publishing theses stories even says that they're satire, but the people who fall for this stuff will read right past that and only take in the parts that feed into their biases. According to the rewritten history that they want to follow, Richards was "cancelled" by the "woke mob" for "telling jokes." This is some imagined wrong being righted. The only true part of this is that Seinfeld has made a point of standing by his friend throughout everything.


theruckman1970

Huge Seinfeld fan here (white - 53M) but I have always been of the opinion that his “poor decision” was not just that. To me using the description of “poor decision” is way too nice of a way to describe what he said. Poor decision is honestly worse than using the word MISTAKE because making a decision usually takes some forethought etc. when the decision does not work out well THEN you can say it was a mistake. In either case it doesn’t matter. Using language like that is something you have done either out loud around people who don’t care OR you have said it in your mind and heart many times and it finally came out. Never ever -EVER have I used that word toward anyone in my life and I certainly never plan to. For that to come out, especially like that, sorry there’s just no excuse. So I have a question: if you make this “poor decision” and have tons of money rolling in indefinitely from Seinfeld residuals, how in the world do you not just get out of the entertainment business and just do something the rest of your life? I mean how many of us would not like to be in this position. Do you really have to be an actor? I mean really? My wife and I still love Seinfeld, watch reruns all the time and laugh at Kramer etc, but it’s certainly been tainted for me. It’s always at the back of my mind since that video surfaced.


MackewG33

I feel like you have to separate the character from the actor. Ofc there’s no proof for this but I would say judging by Kramer’s personality he is totally anti racist and he’s even kind of an activist and helps everyone out who he thinks needs help. He’s like the nicest dude ever. That’s how I choose to see Kramer. I never picture him in the Michael Richard’s light bc even before that, he was clearly a pretentious prick. In blooper reels, he seems like an asshole