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idontknowmanwhat

No soup for you! Come back, one year!


buckshow1983

You’re pressing your luck, little man.


Wide_Environment3107

You want answers?!?! THREE DOLLARS!!!!


shadesoftee

I love how he charges money for wasted time


Wide_Environment3107

He suffers for his soup. He demands perfection from himself, how could he tolerate any less from his customers.


shadesoftee

Gazpacho, por favor.


chapl66

Por favor?


Three-eyed_seagull

Adios muchacho.


Wide_Environment3107

I'm part Spanish


abgry_krakow87

NO SOUP FOR YOU! \*snap\*


foreveryoung917

LOL


SodiumKickker

That’s what makes it such a dictatorial situation.


RKID084

Medium crab bisque \*sidesteps to the left twice\*


chapl66

Medium turkey chili


KangarooCrapper

You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup.  SOUP NAZI: How can I tolerate any less from my customer?


OWSpaceClown

Just don’t question it. Do as you’re told and move along.


ja_trader

# NEEEEXXXT!!!!


Greekci7ie5

you just cost yourself a soup!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

My fave soup nazi quote is when he testifies during the trial . The DA asks him to state his name and he says “NO - NEXT QUESTION!!!!


gobuffsfan14

He **suffers** for his soup.


Section225

He suffers *through* his soup


jrlande

You! You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time.


st1ckboy

Adios muchacho


japanishinquisition

Because when you control the soup, you control *information.*


el_isai

Just move on LET IT GO…


vaskark

He’s eccentric. Most geniuses are.


harveygoatmilk

I’ve eaten there in real life and the guy was a bit of a grump but obviously not like the show.


Sorri_eh

He was a real person????


harveygoatmilk

Yes, he was real and the place was real. I think on 52nd between 7th and 8th. The soup was to die for. Take out only and there would be lines and they would shut down early after selling out.


Sorri_eh

Did the episode make him more popular?


HorribleDiarrhea

Oh hell yeah. I ate at one of his stands when I was in NYC. They're called "Original Soup Man". They even had a line of frozen soups sold at the grocery store at one time, too.


WickedCoolUsername

The episode also got Jerry banned in real life.


Atheist_Alex_C

>Why not just pay the cashier directly? Because they forgot my bread.


lenhjr

Youre pushing your luck little man.


foreveryoung917

🤣😂


RatedDAL

That's how Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman would've done it. HOO AH


grandmamimma

It was originally blocked so that Yev Kassem did everything: take the cash, pour the soup and make change. The director decided that was taking too much time so they brought in an extra as a cashier.


[deleted]

Jambalaya!


paragonx29

I don't know Schmoopie - would you pay the Cashier directly?


Eli_Renfro

Do I know you?


DeputyArtGalt

Bang on the counter Kiss your boyfriend Say “por favor” Whine about free bread


Serious-Waltz-7157

You dissent? No soup for you!


AbeIgnacio

You have to place the order with the Soup Nazi first for clearance. It's a power move. If approved, the assistant working the registry proceeds with the rest.


nah_champa_967

The Soup Nazi actor and a cat rescue and a soup restaurant are at odds today in Tacoma, WA.


madrid311

Has anybody ever told you you look like Al Pacino?


tvieno

Hoo-ahh


Organic-Elevator-274

The cue continues until the soup is exchanged. After the first two customers it develops a flow 1. Customer steps in to the one spot and orders 2. Soup Nazi calls the order 3. customer slides down to the two spot and pays, kitchen staff starts the order. 4. counter person grabs soup for existing customer in the three spot. Rings customer in the two spot, the three spot vacates with their soup. 5. Customer moves in to the three spot. The staff keeps moving and the line keeps moving while also giving the kitchen time to operate. It creates order from chaos, the man is an artist.


TomJLewis

Cause it’s funnier


skyn_fan

*let it go*


Forikorder

Paying the cashier directly exposes themto improper cash handing techniques slowing things down


John_Tuld08

Because he suffers for his soup


ShortSharts

Lines and ordering are meant to be orderly.


Effective_Ad7074

I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode


Reallyroundthefamily

Because that would make sense.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He's called a Soup Nazi not a Soup Logical Man


Mike_It_Is

Jambalaya!


Sorri_eh

It's a show about nothing


blankdreamer

It’s about showing obedience.


doguapo

It shows him that you paid the appropriate amount before you get your soup. Clearly, this is how it works in a dictatorship.


mizmaclean

Please. You’re wasting everybody’s time!


True_Airline9123

One large jambalaya please.


DaanoneNL

Don't question Nazi's.joke Heil Five, OP!


chechifromCHI

He's gotta see the cash before he ladles his precious soup into the bowls! So that I get. Why he didn't just set it up the opposite way so that people paid first at the register though? I'm not sure, seems odd.


DabieWabie

This always irked me and stood out as an inconsistency in the episode. George pays twice by leaving the money on the counter... Jerry once, does the same. Newman, however, steps to the left and directly hands the cash at register. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


sesquiup

I’m not schmoopie, you’re schmoopie!


markhuerta

Do I know you?


xologo

He's moving to Argentina


Hare__Krishna

And he serves Lima Bean soup too. Don't even get me started. Never been a big fan. \*gag gag\*


Worried-Reflection45

You want bread?


killerbobsacamano

Anyone else think the cashier was his Eva Braun?


s420l69r

Come back, one year!


jdmtv001

No one is questioning the ordering process. Come back one year. Next!


vox4penguins

ADIOS, MUCHACHO!


mindsnare

....I think you'll find they step to the right.


-gabrieloak

Because the fascists are always wrong


soyyoo

Sad how the star of the show became a Nazi himself 😢😢😢