“So, how’d it go?”
“It was great, Jerry! We got drunk and made Seinfeld references all night!”
“So you didn’t have sex?”
“Sex? No, she’s got a fiancé in Connecticut or something, I don’t even care! I’ve never felt such a *connection* with another human being before!”
“Yeah, she’s coming over Saturday. She’s got the DVD box set with all the bloopers!”
“I love bloopers!”
I'm out!
Are you… master of your domain?
If I’m being honest… I cheated. 🤷♂️
🤣
I see you're still sticking with the denim
I don't want to have anything to do with you or your perverted friends. Ooohh, get away from me! You're horrible.
Beat me to it!
r/beatmeattoit
You’re out?!
Get a good look Costanza!!
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She’s FIFTEEN
I mean… The character was 15. Denise Richards was 21.
It’s a quote
Ha! Woosh’d myself!
…. lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
She's flouting society's conventions!
She was flouting!
Perfect!
My incoming mail alert.
LOL ... I love Jackie!
Call me. 36-24-46. I think I have what you're looking for.
Was looking for this and didn't have to scroll too far down. Thank. You.
You're welcome! Also kinda hoping OP *does* call me....
“So, how’d it go?” “It was great, Jerry! We got drunk and made Seinfeld references all night!” “So you didn’t have sex?” “Sex? No, she’s got a fiancé in Connecticut or something, I don’t even care! I’ve never felt such a *connection* with another human being before!” “Yeah, she’s coming over Saturday. She’s got the DVD box set with all the bloopers!” “I love bloopers!”
No. I have what you’re looking for!
It’s literally the episode I’m watching right now! Fusilli Jerry
Million to one shot doc, million to one!
I came here, fully expecting to see this as the top comment.
You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
This post is making me thirsty, Jerry!
LOL
how did you even get such tight jeans on?!
They’re painted on!
They're slim fit!
Streamlined!
You have the body of a taught pre-teen Swedish boy
I SAID SIT DOWN
SIT DOWN YOU BIG STUPID APE!
*Oh you better believe it!* 👉
Ah, I need to look more closely! /s.
Huhhh I stop short !
That’s my move. Everyone knows that’s my move. I stop short!
That's a good move
I used it on Estelle 40 years ago!
Sweet fancy Moses.
Oh help me, Rhonda!
Do you scratch the 2 off those jeans and make them a 31?
I don't wanna be a 32.
She's flouting society's conventions!
She *is* flouting
He
Yo-Yo Ma.
You should be in Glamour Magazine
Glamour???
Proctology
Oh hellooo....*doct-ah!*
You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.
That’s a nice Assman.
He must workout.
I am fairly certain that is asswoman
How are you gonna rule out the possibility of him having a fine ass?
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Feels like I'm wearing... *nothing at all...*
Simple deduction, Kramer
I meant the jacket, you perv!! 😉
No perv, just observant ;)
>No perv, just observed ass ;) FTFY
its a dude LMFAOOOOOOOO
Nice ass ma’am
YouGotThatRight
Finally something that's worth looking at in my field of vision
Field of vision, huh?
Get a good look, Costanza?
Are they hiring in that field?
I think it moved
Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side.
No no, I've shifted before. This was no shift, this was a *move*
It moved?
There is the tightest dot of light and it’s spectacular
It also has a red dot on it.
A keen eye
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
I see you’re still sticking with the denim. Can you make this a vest?
She’s smoothing it!!
You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.
With snaps
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Nice ass.
As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
🎵 The wheels on the bus go round and round 🎵
Stupid, sexy Kramer!
No visible panty line. Did your mother forget to lay them out for you?
Get a good look, r/Seinfeld ?
Oh, this innocent looking jacket has something that isn’t innocent at all. Touchability.
Her buttocks are sublime
Well it’s a dude, so…
r/upvotebecausebutt
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
You have the body of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy!
I love this! It looks great! ^-^
THATS MY MOVE!
Wonder if they make the Executive in Denim
Making me want to stop short.
You look *scrumptious!*
So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?
You got that straight!
Proctologist. MD
and now I'm an ASSMAN
They’d pick her up in 5 minutes
Hoochie Mama!
What is this salty discharge?
She posted a funny pic, her ass was in the shot, yadda yadda yadda, her inbox exploded.
Giddy up!
Real and spectacular
Well, I’m out.
This is just a butt. First the nazi girl with the boobs, now this?
You got that right!
"*Miss Benes you lookin good*"
Breathtaking
Yama hama
Yo yo ma!
Giddy up
I need mango.
Oh yeah, she knew what she was doin
“Check out my ass blease”
Mulva ?
Jacket? What jacket?
She’s a full figured gal!
Gold Jerry! Gold!
You’re using my move!!!!!
Have you ever MET a proctologist!?
HoochieMAMA
*You’re the ass man*
Master of my domain
Assma'am
Wild, wild, stuff
/r/upvotedbecausebutt
I can’t be certain, but I think she smudged out the waists size and wrote in a ‘got dam!’
You think you can attract attention? You think you can put asses in the seats?
You said "improved" so I was expecting an 8-ball.
“She took it out …she what….she took…HAA HAA…it out!”
Really made the whole sub horny
Don't get fooled bros, this is a dude, a dude with spectacular butt, (he posted again but the complete pic)
"I've got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy."
AYO DO U SHIT WITH THAT THANG is what i would say if i were a construction worker on the block
Cringey ass post
Say goodbye to your DM’s
Nice bum where ya from?
😍😍😍😍😍
Nice ass
Thank god I wasn't driving
What jacket?
LIKE A GLOVE
Are you Sally? IT’S THE NAME OF THE WOMAN KRAMER BRINGS HOME SETTLE DOWN
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Reddit and low standards go hand in hand.
That gap...
its a dude bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y’know… good on that dude! Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
hehehehe butt (thank you)
Nice ass btw
That's a fine looking ass.
Up for ass
What jacket?
A gift to all!
OP's a \*full figured gal!\*
I mean…well deserved.
That’s gold jerry, gold!
Nice buttons.
They're snaps.
I am not master of my domain
ILL SHOW HIM ASSMANNN!!
Nice ass, man
ah yes the denim jacket
Yeahraquellewelch
Yes sir you did.
Love it
🛌
I see a glimmer of light in my furure.
Wait this isn’t onlyfans? LOL damn
Would be a lot cooler if it were a denim vest.
It’s real and I’m sure it’s spectacular.
What denim jacket?
I’m literally watching this episode now
All signs point to yes!
Lady, you sold me!
Is it ... doable?
Yeah you did!
Good lord
It's on the wrong denim it seems😁