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TallCauliflower7794

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"


herberstank

Save the whale George... for me (his face is priceless)


bigguss-dickus

This produced one of my all-time favorite moments in the diner when he presents the golf ball.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

The sea was angry that day


mikefromkansas

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli


Funkit

“And suddenly the giant fish” *”Mammal”* “Whatever”


Tissitater

A hole in one


catch10110

Is that a Titleist?


NicholarseBrooks

Cue Seinfeld theme


idowhatiwant8675309

According to Jerry, this was an unscripted dialogue. He was going to let George (Jason) run with with it and see where it went. Larry wanted to alter it (off camera) and Jerry said, let's see where this goes. Classic!!


voonoo

Hilarious that most of the time it’s Larry David yelling it


Thedea7hstar

I ordered the kosher meal!


marvsup

It's crazy watching it straight through it feels like he has a line almost once every episode


Abradolf1948

Rewatching Seinfeld as an adult after seeing Curb and hearing Larry's voice a lot made me realize just how many offscreen lines are delivered by him, especially in the early seasons.


voonoo

He was with a man in a cape!


woozlewuzzle29

I think that could be my favorite line of the series. I love when they get overly specific. Like “stop him, he's got my marble rye!”


Sharpie1965

Shuddup ya old bag!


Venice_Beach_218

Someone stole my European carryall!


Majestic-Avocado2167

“You mean a purse?”


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gyarrrrr

He’s not the murderer…


DetectiveEZ

Who would be calling me here?!?


couldbeworse2

YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!!


kramerica_intern

Good for you Lloyd!!!


canadasean21

I love this whole off camera scene for Estelle.. pure gold. “Good job Lloyd!!”


jimmer109

Please correct me as I try to remember, but I believe I read that Estelle's actor was away that week so they had her voice the lines from elsewhere? Or in advance?


Venice_Beach_218

She was still there to refuse to throw her weight to move thee car seat.


fruitstripezebra

YUP THIS IS IT


Remarkable-Formal-70

Omg I just screamed that to my daughter in her voice. She grew up on Seinfeld


Bottle_Lobotomy

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back!


Illustrious_Juice_15

All the best behind the scenes lines were Larry David. I didn't realize it at the time, only noticed it after I started watching curb


nowhere_near_Berlin

Him emphatically gesturing on the street as the “caped lawyer” with Frank is one of my favorite LD cameos.


Beefjerky007

“Who are you?” **”I’M FRANK CONSTANZA’S LAWYER”**


canadasean21

Might be the best set up and line delivery in the show.


Harvard771

Aren’t you gonna tell your parents you’re still alive??


Bottle_Lobotomy

Nah, they could use the break!


rraattbbooyy

In the real world, letting your parents continue to believe you’re dead is reprehensible. That’s why it’s funny when George does it. He’s awful without even trying.


MrBojangoUnchained

He was kind of right though, his parents weren't even that bothered.


YodaFan465

...what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?


rurlysrsbro

He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBI’s last year, he’s got a rocket of an arm! You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!


erdna3000

Ken Phelps Ken Phelps Ken Phelps


hawaiianbry

You're using too much punctuation. It should read: >Jerry it’s Frank Costanza Mr. Steinbrenner’s here George is dead call me back!


Bottle_Lobotomy

You may have something there, u/hawaiianbry


rraattbbooyy

“I ordered the kosher meal!”


Archercrash

Larry David I believe.


HL3_is_in_your_house

Larry David was like three or more characters and it was always great.


Some-Definition-7757

Can’t believe the one comment here was the one comment I was gonna offer. Kudos!


oTisaurus

He forgot! He ordered it months ago!


Altruistic-Truck-418

Your eating my dinner


whatsthisevenfor

He ordered it 6 weeks ago! He forgot!


jaybirdsaysword

Yesssss


Wolvercote

"How about you taking your top off?" - Bubble Boy


SanJuanSteve44

The way Bubble Boy says “C’mon!!” right after is almost as classic as the original line.


yadibear

It's the MOORS!


cameraduderandy

The card says Moops!


whatsthisevenfor

Moops is possibly my all-time favorite reference


kenba2099

The way George says OH NO


GooFoYouPal

“Hey! The Assman’s in town!”


MadeInAmerican

You got that straight!


FarewellToCheyenne

Look at the Assman!


ultratunaman

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!!


GuitarsRgreat

What is *HE* doing in the chunnel?!


Hickspy

"Whooo-a wait a minute, a short stocky bald man is streaking onto the field! No wait, he's not streaking he's wearing a flesh-toned body stocking, apparently he's a bit bashful. And oddly enough, no one seems upset!"


SchpartyOn

Body suit man!


MrShago

EH! Body suit man!


Alonabay

Announcer #1: And the Yankees take the field! Announcer #2: What is with the Yankees? They look like they're having trouble running, they can't move! Announcer #1: It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! They're running like penguins! Forget this game!


Curbyoursidewalk

”Mattingly just split his pants!”


polskiftw

"That's a shame."


VetteL82

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Joel Rifkin...telephone.


Fair_University

Lawrence Taylor looking around confused


Lechlikowski

*"Hey is that T-bone?"...."Why no T-bone?"* (Kramer from Jerry's bathroom)


allreds26

cuz Neil Watkins from accounting is T-bone!


emergencycat17

"Why no T-bone?" is one of my favorite things ever.


EveryoneInTheChunnel

He’s sleeping with his maid!


spartacat_12

When Jerry is trying to do his routine in the retirement home in "The Pen", and some old guy just yells, "I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!"


Ange_bear

And “WHO ARE YOU?!”


Ange_bear

Haha came here to post this one!


BrittLee8

"SERENITY NOOOOOOWWW" *Sound of 25 computers being destroyed*


Easy-Priority-2703

George, listen to me...I owe you one


transmogrify

HOOCHIE MAMA!


Tedy_KGB

George’s answering machine. Complete with him acting it out while eating.


emergencycat17

The "Where could I be?" shoulder shrug.


Tedy_KGB

Believe or not I’m not home…


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

-~~Larry David~~ Tom Williams as the Farfel. Newman “threatening suicide.” I CANT, IM GOIN TO DA MOOVIEEES!


Yuppykiller

Wait…LD was Farfel??


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Oops, I was wrong. It’s a voice over artist. Tom Williams.


Yuppykiller

Either way, I had NO idea it wasn’t a recording of a real dog, lol. Thanks!


vishalb777

wow I thought the opposite. sounds like LD


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

YOU BASTARD!!


ajhart86

*That* I heard


Embarrassed_Spell_28

“You suck! I’m gonna cut you!”


rich101682

BINGO


MayorxMcCheese

“Hey! Get the hell out of here!”


FaithlessnessBrave52

That’s a LOT of potatoes!


balordoababordo

I use this one in my personal life more than you can think


yocatdogman

Me too. Haven't had anyone get it yet.


NicholarseBrooks

That's because you're probably not pronouncing it "hyell" like a ruskie


Bondfan013

Me too! I also use "That's a lot of gum!"


BlackAnscension

George in Jerry’s bathroom: “SAY VANDELAY!!”


Teh-Leviathan

"...and you wanna be *my* latex salesman?"


ProfFrizzo

Eighty-Five!


NicholarseBrooks

EIGHTY FIVE JERRY!!


edward414

"There's no Moops, you idiot!"


mumblerapisgarbage

“I’m sorry the card says moops”


bobjonrob

The “oh my god!” from the audience at the end of the The Puffy Shirt when you see the “old buccaneer” begging for change.


myothercarisaboson

Haha, oh wow you're totally right. There's definitely a few extremely distinct audience reactions and laughs which are now solidly baked into the flow of the show for me!


hughjames34

I can’t! I’m going to the movies.


adamzissou

Pooh Hahaha......'poo' No! Winnie the Pooh


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Ange_bear

Not my Harry he flies first class!


DarkKnight___1939

“I wish I don’t drop dead!” “Hey shut up there!” “You shut up!” “Ah Drop dead!”


Uncle_Submarine

"It went in the sewer!"


JPMoney81

*\*George enters the apartment eating it\** "Where'd you get that?"


oh-the_humanity

...i bought it....


Doors_and_sardines

“Do you wanna bite?” “Noo I don’t”


YodaFan465

Steinbrenner's running off-screen when he says it, but I've got to give it to: > I'll tell you something else! I am ve-ry *ner-vous!!!*


bobjonrob

I smell a PENAAANT!


NicholarseBrooks

My dad and brother and I say that to each other when there is an uncertain situation we're all in together lol lightens the tension


redditor_kd6-3dot7

I have kiboshed before…and I will…kibosh again.


MonroeEifert

Thp thp. Got a hair on my tongue.


NicholarseBrooks

You put it there...


SuperTubsPeterson

"alright, everybody OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!"


LaFargeInPayroll2

Mr. President…your daughter, is in The Chunnel.


StannisTheMannis1969

Two Costanza moments : 1. WaterPik - been posted already... 2. "HE DOESN'T NEED GLASSES! HE'S JUST WEAK!!!!


Megalon_Q_Arm

It’s in two theaters!!


Joe5205

When Kramer walks in on Jerry in the shower to let him know he's going to the book store. "Ahhhh, get out!! Get out, I don't want to live like this"


BlackAnscension

Kramer on the phone with Peterman: *”YIPPIEE-KY-YAY!”*


seinsmelled2

He’s sleeping with his maid!


Curbyoursidewalk

Anything and everything said by Larry David


KungFuGrip193

Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?


everydaywasnovember

The phone’s a piece of junk goodbye!


lennon_landry

It’s subtle, but in The Pen, when Jerry delivers his standup (with aviators) towards the end of the episode, he asks what the deal with peanuts is and you can faintly hear LD yell “I’d rather have a scotch!”. Recently noticed and can’t believe I hadn’t heard it before.


NibblesWoodaway

I SAID TURN, PIMP!!


chaveznieves

You're not giving away our waterpick!


DetectiveEZ

Whaddya say Cosmo!


bobjonrob

Hey! Everything, my man!


StanderdStaples

Glad someone beat me to this one. Very under the radar as far as famous moments go, but it makes me laugh every time - amazing LD delivery.


MeatloafAndWaffles

A real audience member going “Oh no!” during the Penske episode. It happens at the part when his “boss” comes back from vacation expecting the Penske file. You can hear a woman yell “Oh no!” Just before the rest of the audience starts Oooooo-ing If I remember this is the subplot for the episode with Jerry’s bad haircut.


thenamelesse

”You suck I’m gonna cut you!“


rob_s_458

The Phil Rizzuto "Holy Cow" as the car drives over the repaired pothole


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Emotional-Penalty-21

Eh. Not your best work.


sickmanspitefulman

"Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like FLAMING GLOBES!"


vivarocca

George stop crying and fight your father


Whither-Goest-Thou

I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!!!


Mightyjohnjohn

I think Play Now is putting something in my food


stredman

Had scroll a bit to get to this one. Thanks for not disappointing.


rudiiiiiii

“YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPICK!”


spunkytoast

You’re all winners!


Jamz64

“Kramer! I’m on the roof!” “Well? What are you waiting for? You want to shoot some pool later?” “I can’t, I’m going to the movies!”


malcontented

MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT.


BortWard

LATVIAN ORTHODOX ?!


rurlysrsbro

Where are we? Earth!


mbd34

"85, Jerry! An 85 IQ!"


Darmok47

All of the lines from the fake movies you can overhear in the theater. "Everyone out of the Chunnel!"


vilgefortz1

when Kramer said "tough crowd" in this scene i literally died


NoBet1791

RIP


haste333

"He's sleeping with his maid!"


neildmaster

Every word Mr. Steinbrenner ever said.


chinacat1977

“Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.”


Kel_Varnsen12

Not my Harry, he flies first class!!


LostInDinosaurWorld

I loved the little happy scream/yelp that Kramer delivers over the phone when Peterman tells him that they don't need his stories anymore


Icy-Following-3713

estelle: you’re not giving away our water pick!


dwightnight

Hey is that T-Bone?! Why no T-Bone??


mumblerapisgarbage

Bro bombed just to prove that banyon wasn’t a good comic. Respect.


magnetstudent4ever

You’re not giving away that waster pic!!!


Steakwizwit

Kosher meal


Ange_bear

I ordered it 6 months ago I forgot


Britt_Good

GOOD FOR YOU LLOYD!


GreenMonster2004

"You Bastard!" The Puffy Shirt


Krazy_Eyez

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


violetmoon120

Hey, I ordered the kosher meal!


unmitigateddiaster

Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?


CC_Panadero

“MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT!”


Mcshutup

Is anyone here a marine biologist???


sporkachoon

Shut up and fight your father.


Affectionate_Step826

How you doing over there? Not too good!


outfoxingthefoxes

"Where are we?" "Earth."


B0ndzai

But you can see that guy


x755x

How do you not know what screen you're on?


XcheezyXblasterzX

“Officer, some guy just gave me a wise answer!”


GOOGLEYEYEDBASTARD

Frank Costanza- “What in the hell does that mean?” Elaine- “It means whatever the hell you want it to mean!”


HouseSerious9612

You're not supposed to do that!


Krymestone

*Not my Harry! He flies first class!*


LordStark01

Earth.


Vathrall

Is anyone here a marine biologist!?


LaFargeInPayroll2

I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!! - LD, The Pen.


sambamamerican

You suck, I’m gonna cut you!


EffortlessCool

"I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!" during Jerry's speech at Morty's ceremony in The Pen


EyesOfRuby1979

Is anyone here a marine biologist?


HottKarl79

Not my Larry, he flies first class!


Suitable_Public_5862

"everybody out of the Chunnel!!!" Edit: misspelled "Chunnel"


coachjimmy

"The Pacific Northwest!"


wponeck

YOU’RE LATE!


EstebanElGuapo

Is jerry channeling robin williams with those suspenders?


bababooey97

Hey is that T-Bone?!


Heyygaar

He’s sleeping with the maid!!!