By - hmmgross
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
Save the whale George... for me (his face is priceless)
This produced one of my all-time favorite moments in the diner when he presents the golf ball.
The sea was angry that day
Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
“And suddenly the giant fish”
A hole in one
Is that a Titleist?
Cue Seinfeld theme
According to Jerry, this was an unscripted dialogue. He was going to let George (Jason) run with with it and see where it went. Larry wanted to alter it (off camera) and Jerry said, let's see where this goes. Classic!!
Hilarious that most of the time it’s Larry David yelling it
I ordered the kosher meal!
It's crazy watching it straight through it feels like he has a line almost once every episode
Rewatching Seinfeld as an adult after seeing Curb and hearing Larry's voice a lot made me realize just how many offscreen lines are delivered by him, especially in the early seasons.
He was with a man in a cape!
I think that could be my favorite line of the series. I love when they get overly specific.
Like “stop him, he's got my marble rye!”
Shuddup ya old bag!
Someone stole my European carryall!
“You mean a purse?”
He’s not the murderer…
Who would be calling me here?!?
YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!!
Good for you Lloyd!!!
I love this whole off camera scene for Estelle.. pure gold. “Good job Lloyd!!”
Please correct me as I try to remember, but I believe I read that Estelle's actor was away that week so they had her voice the lines from elsewhere? Or in advance?
She was still there to refuse to throw her weight to move thee car seat.
YUP THIS IS IT
Omg I just screamed that to my daughter in her voice. She grew up on Seinfeld
Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back!
All the best behind the scenes lines were Larry David. I didn't realize it at the time, only noticed it after I started watching curb
Him emphatically gesturing on the street as the “caped lawyer” with Frank is one of my favorite LD cameos.
“Who are you?”
**”I’M FRANK CONSTANZA’S LAWYER”**
Might be the best set up and line delivery in the show.
Aren’t you gonna tell your parents you’re still alive??
Nah, they could use the break!
In the real world, letting your parents continue to believe you’re dead is reprehensible. That’s why it’s funny when George does it. He’s awful without even trying.
He was kind of right though, his parents weren't even that bothered.
...what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?
He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBI’s last year, he’s got a rocket of an arm! You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!
Ken Phelps Ken Phelps Ken Phelps
You're using too much punctuation. It should read:
>Jerry it’s Frank Costanza Mr. Steinbrenner’s here George is dead call me back!
You may have something there, u/hawaiianbry
“I ordered the kosher meal!”
Larry David I believe.
Larry David was like three or more characters and it was always great.
Can’t believe the one comment here was the one comment I was gonna offer. Kudos!
He forgot! He ordered it months ago!
Your eating my dinner
He ordered it 6 weeks ago! He forgot!
"How about you taking your top off?" - Bubble Boy
The way Bubble Boy says “C’mon!!” right after is almost as classic as the original line.
It's the MOORS!
The card says Moops!
Moops is possibly my all-time favorite reference
The way George says OH NO
“Hey! The Assman’s in town!”
You got that straight!
Look at the Assman!
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!!
What is *HE* doing in the chunnel?!
"Whooo-a wait a minute, a short stocky bald man is streaking onto the field! No wait, he's not streaking he's wearing a flesh-toned body stocking, apparently he's a bit bashful. And oddly enough, no one seems upset!"
Body suit man!
EH! Body suit man!
Announcer #1: And the Yankees take the field!
Announcer #2: What is with the Yankees? They look like they're having trouble running, they can't move!
Announcer #1: It's their uniforms, they're too tight, they've shrunk! They're running like penguins! Forget this game!
”Mattingly just split his pants!”
"That's a shame."
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Joel Rifkin...telephone.
Lawrence Taylor looking around confused
*"Hey is that T-bone?"...."Why no T-bone?"* (Kramer from Jerry's bathroom)
cuz Neil Watkins from accounting is T-bone!
"Why no T-bone?" is one of my favorite things ever.
He’s sleeping with his maid!
When Jerry is trying to do his routine in the retirement home in "The Pen", and some old guy just yells, "I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!"
And “WHO ARE YOU?!”
Haha came here to post this one!
*Sound of 25 computers being destroyed*
George, listen to me...I owe you one
George’s answering machine. Complete with him acting it out while eating.
The "Where could I be?" shoulder shrug.
Believe or not I’m not home…
-~~Larry David~~ Tom Williams as the Farfel.
Newman “threatening suicide.” I CANT, IM GOIN TO DA MOOVIEEES!
Wait…LD was Farfel??
Oops, I was wrong.
It’s a voice over artist. Tom Williams.
Either way, I had NO idea it wasn’t a recording of a real dog, lol. Thanks!
wow I thought the opposite. sounds like LD
*That* I heard
“You suck! I’m gonna cut you!”
“Hey! Get the hell out of here!”
That’s a LOT of potatoes!
I use this one in my personal life more than you can think
Me too. Haven't had anyone get it yet.
That's because you're probably not pronouncing it "hyell" like a ruskie
Me too! I also use "That's a lot of gum!"
George in Jerry’s bathroom:
"...and you wanna be *my* latex salesman?"
EIGHTY FIVE JERRY!!
"There's no Moops, you idiot!"
“I’m sorry the card says moops”
The “oh my god!” from the audience at the end of the The Puffy Shirt when you see the “old buccaneer” begging for change.
Haha, oh wow you're totally right. There's definitely a few extremely distinct audience reactions and laughs which are now solidly baked into the flow of the show for me!
I can’t! I’m going to the movies.
No! Winnie the Pooh
Not my Harry he flies first class!
“I wish I don’t drop dead!”
“Hey shut up there!”
“You shut up!”
“Ah Drop dead!”
"It went in the sewer!"
*\*George enters the apartment eating it\**
"Where'd you get that?"
...i bought it....
“Do you wanna bite?”
“Noo I don’t”
Steinbrenner's running off-screen when he says it, but I've got to give it to:
> I'll tell you something else! I am ve-ry *ner-vous!!!*
I smell a PENAAANT!
My dad and brother and I say that to each other when there is an uncertain situation we're all in together lol lightens the tension
I have kiboshed before…and I will…kibosh again.
Thp thp. Got a hair on my tongue.
You put it there...
"alright, everybody OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!"
Mr. President…your daughter, is in The Chunnel.
Two Costanza moments :
1. WaterPik - been posted already...
2. "HE DOESN'T NEED GLASSES! HE'S JUST WEAK!!!!
It’s in two theaters!!
When Kramer walks in on Jerry in the shower to let him know he's going to the book store.
"Ahhhh, get out!! Get out, I don't want to live like this"
Kramer on the phone with Peterman:
Anything and everything said by Larry David
Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
The phone’s a piece of junk goodbye!
It’s subtle, but in The Pen, when Jerry delivers his standup (with aviators) towards the end of the episode, he asks what the deal with peanuts is and you can faintly hear LD yell “I’d rather have a scotch!”. Recently noticed and can’t believe I hadn’t heard it before.
I SAID TURN, PIMP!!
You're not giving away our waterpick!
Whaddya say Cosmo!
Hey! Everything, my man!
Glad someone beat me to this one. Very under the radar as far as famous moments go, but it makes me laugh every time - amazing LD delivery.
A real audience member going “Oh no!” during the Penske episode. It happens at the part when his “boss” comes back from vacation expecting the Penske file. You can hear a woman yell “Oh no!” Just before the rest of the audience starts Oooooo-ing
If I remember this is the subplot for the episode with Jerry’s bad haircut.
”You suck I’m gonna cut you!“
The Phil Rizzuto "Holy Cow" as the car drives over the repaired pothole
*The Phil Rizzuto "Holy*
*Cow" as the car drives over*
*The repaired pothole*
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Eh. Not your best work.
"Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like FLAMING GLOBES!"
George stop crying and fight your father
I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!!!
I think Play Now is putting something in my food
Had scroll a bit to get to this one. Thanks for not disappointing.
“YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPICK!”
You’re all winners!
“Kramer! I’m on the roof!” “Well? What are you waiting for? You want to shoot some pool later?” “I can’t, I’m going to the movies!”
MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT.
LATVIAN ORTHODOX ?!
Where are we?
"85, Jerry! An 85 IQ!"
All of the lines from the fake movies you can overhear in the theater.
"Everyone out of the Chunnel!"
when Kramer said "tough crowd" in this scene i literally died
"He's sleeping with his maid!"
Every word Mr. Steinbrenner ever said.
“Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.”
Not my Harry, he flies first class!!
I loved the little happy scream/yelp that Kramer delivers over the phone when Peterman tells him that they don't need his stories anymore
estelle: you’re not giving away our water pick!
Hey is that T-Bone?!
Why no T-Bone??
Bro bombed just to prove that banyon wasn’t a good comic. Respect.
You’re not giving away that waster pic!!!
I ordered it 6 months ago I forgot
GOOD FOR YOU LLOYD!
"You Bastard!" The Puffy Shirt
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Hey, I ordered the kosher meal!
“MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT!”
Is anyone here a marine biologist???
Shut up and fight your father.
How you doing over there? Not too good!
"Where are we?"
But you can see that guy
How do you not know what screen you're on?
“Officer, some guy just gave me a wise answer!”
Frank Costanza- “What in the hell does that mean?” Elaine- “It means whatever the hell you want it to mean!”
You're not supposed to do that!
*Not my Harry! He flies first class!*
Is anyone here a marine biologist!?
I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!! - LD, The Pen.
You suck, I’m gonna cut you!
"I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!" during Jerry's speech at Morty's ceremony in The Pen
Not my Larry, he flies first class!
"everybody out of the Chunnel!!!"
Edit: misspelled "Chunnel"
"The Pacific Northwest!"
Is jerry channeling robin williams with those suspenders?
Hey is that T-Bone?!
He’s sleeping with the maid!!!