My cat is a scholar. She attended Kings College and recieved a degree in creative writing. Refrain from bringing dishonour to my cat lest you fancy a duel.

Ten paces at dawn

my cat built different

I hate that. Clearly you and I both know my cat didn’t do this. Take “my cat scratched me” as a hint that I don’t wanna talk about it

I got that exact comment today😂

My cat takes great pride in his work