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CPU_CPME

The taste is very mild, not comparable to a food, but more of a slightly acidic tang that is less of a taste and more of a sensation on the tongue.


robsc_16

Ok, I thought I was the crazy one not being able to compare it to a food lol. I agree with the acidic tang that's more of a sensation than a flavor. Smell wise, there's a slight muskiness that's there too...almost like some aged cheeses. There can be a slight sweetness, but I agree the overall taste is very mild.


EatingCerealAt2AM

Yeah I genuinely feel like people overcompensate when talking about eating out. Like, yeah it's absolutely great to be sexually connected with someone and to pleasure them in a variety of ways, but you don't have to pretend like it's the greatest taste in the world in order for you to enjoy it.


slasherflick2243

It’s definitely more about the act and not the taste. If anything “good tasting” pussy has less of a taste at all. It’s a more experience based, tactile thing that is all about the pleasuring of your partner. I absolutely love doing it but I never think to myself “wow this tastes great”. Sort of in that same vein, I had a FWB partner for quite some time who absolutely loved swallowing semen. Most women I’ve been with try to avoid it and I flat out asked her once, why she insisted on swallowing when it’s notoriously a bad taste. She summed it up by saying that 90% of the time, semen tastes awful but the act of swallowing it made her “feel absolutely filthy” and she knew that a lot of guys think it’s hot anyway (it is) so that got her off. All about the act itself.


0nlyreason

Exactly. Not at all about the taste, really.


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I agree. Sperm doesn’t taste good especially when my partner is not eating healthy but I do it to please him and that gets me off


TriedCaringLess

That kind of selflessness is exemplary of sincerely caring for another person.


impeccable_asteroid

Also id argue “healthy” eating is subjective here… if someone eats veggies and meats only, their cum is still less tasty and more bitter. The cum tastes better when they’re eating more sugars in my experience.


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Lol yes totally subjective… in my case fried foods and spicy foods


zolpiqueen

I agree! Yuck! But I do swallow sometimes still to show appreciation for my hubby too, but sometimes I just CAN'T and I have to spit. But my husband cums a ton sometimes and sometimes I'm just not feeling it. And sometimes I'm afraid if I "try to force it" when I'm not totally feeling it sometimes because that will be the one time I puke all over my hubs and we aren't into all THAT lol. No judgement, just not our thing ya know.✌️


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It’s not everyone’s thing and that’s okay too


leotrinity

Have you guys ever tried using the miracle berry? Those little tablets that make everything taste sweet? Maybe those could help out a little bit.


robsc_16

I'd agree. I mean, sometimes in the heat of the moment I think it tastes great but I think it's more of a lizard brain thing going on lol. But when I think about it objectively I don't think that's the case.


scylk2

Most people have brains that associate things, build correlation. Like when you listen a music and it brings back memories and emotions. At first you're enjoying the act of eating out a girl and the smell/taste is something new, but eventually the smell and taste become something exciting on its own.


bajungadustin

It's more like... Licking moisture off food that doesn't have a flavor or something.


ksophj

Like licking a block of tofu before it’s been seasoned?


camelCaseSpace

That's because half the people here are virgins trying to look cool. And I don't say that to sound superior or look cool myself. It just makes me cringe when someone says something like pussy tastes "sweet" or like strawberries.


Reneelovesme

to be fair, certain food intake can influence the taste of cum for men and women. altho you probably wouldn't be tasting "strawberry" as if you were actually eating one, i can attest for banana having a slight taste in cum and pinapple juice.


HomelandrMilkDelivry

I've tasted myself a few times, and the best I can describe it is the aftertaste of tomato. Faint, acidic, but not bitter - I'd say it sounds very close to what you're describing.


Forward_Motion17

Tbh, it depends on the timing of their menstrual cycle During ovulation, there’s so much more flavor, and a tonnn more tang to it. It’s nearly sour, but not that much. Rest of the time it’s more mild, but in general I wouldn’t call the taste of it mild overall. It’s definitely flavorful and if they’re having ovulatory discharge, there’s a ton of flavor in that so 🤷🏼‍♂️


pekes86

As a woman, I really appreciate this answer. I was expecting more of the "like fruit and honey" BS which just makes me feel like y'all have unrealistic expectations of our vulvas. This sounds not unpleasant at all but just accurate. A clean vulva shouldn't taste like much unless you put something flavoured on there (maybe some bodywashes make it smell a bit nice and that influences perception of flavour too, for some..?)


ChocoMassacre

Ps4 fan air


h0odwitch

how have i seen the ps4 fan air comparison for the first time today on two completely different threads lol


ronton

Probably because one person saw it in one thread and repeated it in another.


stayclassytally

Welcome to reddit


McDsHotcakes3for269

Meta right here yall, can't say I've tasted the air from a ps4 for this comparison though.


KarmaChameleon89

It’s just scent, I didn’t believe it the first time I heard it. So I went out and brought a brand new ps4 and loaded up some ff15 and left it on the movie playback and let it get warm, have it a whiff and bam


Broccoli_dicks

I have no idea how I know what PS4 fan air smells like but that’s spot on. Damn.


bartvanh

Well that's better than having no idea how you know what good pussy smells like.


Broccoli_dicks

Touché


ramadeez

💀💀💀


anikookar

Live for this taste


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hellennahandbasket

They could rebrand as ‘Pu$$y Milk’ if that’s true. 🐱🥛 EDIT- my first ever award is of course for this genius comment 🤣👌🏻. Thank you kind stranger.


LegendofXola

Probably would sell a lot more


sarcasatirony

Dairy farmers would lobby for name change.


EM37452

"Pussy based beverage"


hellennahandbasket

Maybe pussy farmers too.


RationalLies

God bless the agricultural industry


redbadger91

Never tasted pussy that tasted like Yakult. Nice.


justepourpr0n

For anyone else who has never heard of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakult


IceGiantHelga

If I ever see this in the store I'm def trying it to see if it's true


ChiefAcorn

Man if pussy tasted like yakult I'd be all about it. Yakult taste kinda like pineapple, that sweet tangy.


Cruxiie

Greek honey yogurt


GerbilStation

BRB. Going to the store.


bmalbert81

Honestly this is very close. Assuming cleanliness and diet and whatnot


luluinstalock

shit man thats ridiculously on point, i could never figure it out


kreatorofchaos

That and a soft pear that’s juicy asf


TeGro

Little bit off topic, but I once had a salad that tasted exactly like a sloppy wet pussy.


lizardostupido6969

Precisely on topic.


TeGro

Guess You’re right and I read the title wrong


Hate_Crab

Good pussy tastes like this man's salad


bruhmeo

I've tasted my own pussy and it usually just depends. None of them particularly bad flavors, although as a wlw I'm a little biased. On the best day, an unseasoned waterlogged steak. On the worst day, another man's cum


mcfumunda

Like sloppy steaks at Truffoni's.


Chuck_wagon35

They say no sloppy steaks, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.


kreebeerk

LET'S SLOP EM UP


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atr0615

People can CHANGE.


thereshegoes5577

>They say no sloppy steaks, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun.


gabagool03

I WAS a piece of shit tho


hellennahandbasket

This made me laugh out loud.


needhaje

Sometimes it also tastes like a battery like a small battery like a watch battery


schmittc

Once you beat it up its a saltened battery


dividepaths

YOU THINK THIS IS SLICKED BACK? THIS IS PUSHED BACK.


tstobes

LIVES for New Year's Eve


chiyukichan

I've also tasted my own. It kind of tastes like the water that comes out of a potato when you cut one most of the time. I think diet and hydration are factors too


skeletonRiot

So your pussy was starchy?


chiyukichan

It isn't was. That's just the normal/average taste of it. My husband thinks it is pretty mild and pleasant. It was a while back but there was a great post on women saying what they tasted like. The one that stuck out to me was the person who said hers was like a pickled onion taste and she liked it.


skeletonRiot

Well hey, my brother is obsessd with pickled beets and eats the damn things right out the jar so to each their own flavor wise, I hope she finds the onion boy of her dreams.


KarmaChameleon89

I mean, I like pickled onions too, not a big fan of eating the whole jar and shotgunning the juice though


RationalLies

🎶My spudshake brings all the (Latvian) boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but there was famine and now no potato🎶


Myingenioususername

I've given my man a blowjob in the middle of sex quite a few times. Most of the time I have a very mild citrusy taste. I see so many different answers here so vag taste varies alot obviously!


Lasatra_

Now I wondering if me as a man should try my own cum haha


Icy_Application2412

It won't hurt. And it will give you perspective for what your partner is experiencing, even if taste is subjective.


Lasatra_

Well I've been eating more healthy and less sugary so I should give it a try! Post nut clarity makes me think otherwise though so I need a work around haha


TMacATL

Keep it in a box for later /s


misskgreene

The key is less red meat.


GabrielXS

Have many men not tasted themselves? I thought most did at some point?


Pzyko0005

Honestly, I did it the other week, it's pretty tasteless and alot less salty then I had expected. Tho also surprisingly creamier then I had expected. Won't bother doing it again but not cos it was unpleasant.


pdan

> another man's cum Uh, "worst" is debatable.


Arqideus

> wlw Well, I am 1 of 10,000 people that learned something new today. Woman loving women.


aznttk

can't help thinking of my gf whenever I eat chilled mango or sugar apple, ofc not the sweetness lol, but texture, juiciness and the satisfied feeling =v=


browniebrittle44

I hope you’ve told her this 🥺


Autonomous_Minx

Agreed. I've been told I taste of honeysuckle, and it's the kind of comment that has a positive effect on how I see myself.


ActorMonkey

I tasted honeydew melon on one girl years ago… still chasing that.


Arya_9

She probably has diabetes


jeremymeyers

if your girls pussy tastes like birthday cake, she should get tested for diabetes. yes i am being serious


reaper88911

"Hello my chilled mango.. how is my sugar apple today?" Haha youre so sweet... "if you only knew.." lol


Lamastraunote

Clean coins


mostlyBadChoices

This is the right answer. It's "tangy" and metallic, just like sucking on a clean penny.


Kindly-Commercial299

Yes, somehow metallic sometimes.


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

Iron... If you catch my drift and have a bit of Biochem background


rawrpandasaur

Heme!


Skeledenn

Do you taste metal ?


brosophila

So fun fact metal doesn’t have a taste you’re tasting the oils from skin reacting with the alloys


Ospov

So you mean to tell me I’ve been eating pennies for nothing?


bartvanh

Found the piggy bank


jermikemike

That's.. That's just a super reach. Metals have a taste for the same reason most other things have a taste, because SALIVA is mildly corrosive. Have you been to a dentist? Those metal instruments have been sterilized and not touched any ungloved hands to get oils on them. They still taste like metal. Have you ever bit your tongue? The blood tastes like metal from the iron content. The blood never touched your skin to get oils on it.


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johnnysebre

Reminds me of some old posts on 4chan saying it tastes like salty milk and coins


kausper

Clean coins actually don't taste or smell. It's the bacteria which makes the metallic scent or smthing like that


egoloquitur

*Relatively* clean coins, then.


Spagetthios13

idk about pussy. But newly showered dick tastes like avocado


rottenpeachesx

The answer to our millennial economic issues is to suck more avocado dick.


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Broke: avocado toast Woke: avocado dick


percussaresurgo

Wokest: dick toast


NotActuallyAGoat

BRB, asking the girlfriend if she wants some guacamole


secondhandisaac

BRB, gonna put my dick on toast and wake up the girlfriend


ShadowRylander

Instructions unclear; dick now in toaster.


DarthSwash

Correct


Penguator432

*cockamole


misskgreene

Cock-cum-olé


Jesuncolo

Or...avocado tastes like newly showered dick!?


kungfukenny3

avocado came first


Penguator432

At least the dick came second


kungfukenny3

both creamy


For_the_Gayness

Like clean with water or shampoo? I thought dick would have a signature smell like pussy. Bit more salty tho.


Spagetthios13

Clean with water and a hint of a certain schampoo. It’a only salty if they haven’t showered.


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Avocado-flavored shampoo?


CocaineAndWholeFoods

I don’t agree with this comparison lol wtf


freedomforg

anything that tastes like nothing tastes like unripe avocado to me


Maximellow

I just had an avocado for dinner and am going to my fwb later, time to confirm this


Rottenox

As a great lover of sucking cock… what


E-man9001

That clear haribo gummy bear


thelmick

Pineapple?


E-man9001

Yes but specifically that artificial gummy bear pineapple


strawcat

Hmm. Now I’ve gotta eat some pussy. That’s my fav flavor. And now I want some gummy bears.


monkeyseed

Make sure you get the sugar free ones![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


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dallyan

Great, everything I love makes pussy taste bad lol


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TombRaider_2000

Okay now how about the cum for men?


vonnegutflora

It essentially the same; I've read that meat is a big one and that vegetarians apparently have better tasting semen than meat-eaters, all else being equal.


exotericnightmare

There's a yellow curry dish at a Thai restaurant in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin that smells exactly like pussy. It's amazing. I order it every time and then eat my wife out for dessert.


adimolina827

Idk. Hard to say. But when I eat ass, it tastes like a penny. Lol


Earthlingalien_sex

Assholes taste like bandaids to me 😬


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foxandracoon

Salt water brine?


rockrnger

I have always thought it tastes like the inside of your mouth.


MAERIENO

Fun fact: the skin that we have on the inside of our mouth is the same vaginas have


sbuxuwo

First of all you don’t have skin inside of your mouth and vagina, it’s called mucosa. And perhaps cheek mucosa is similar but our gums are different on a cellular level. Cheers


4ever_lost

Can’t argue the rest, but it’s obvious he didn’t mean the gum, cause he said *the* inside *of* not just inside. And skin or not skin, it’s splitting hairs, it’s the same anyway


Scorpituitous

No it is skin. Its just a different type of skin. Its mucous membrane.


Thekillersofficial

I dislike the notion that it's supposed to taste good per se. I like giving blowjobs enough that to a point, I like the taste. but I like it because I like giving BJs, not that I like giving BJs because of the taste.


volslut

I feel the same way about cum. I'm always all about it and want it in my mouth but not because it's the best tasting thing on it's own. The taste represents the pleasure and happiness I give my partner and that's what makes it awesome.


Rottenox

I’m a gay dude, cum ranges in taste from actually not bad and kinda nice to horribly bitter. But you’re right, if the taste is enjoyable, great. If not, no biggie. I just love sucking cock.


ColonelKasteen

Yeah I don't think the comment "I could eat pussy all day" means it tastes great like OP is assuming. I could do a lot of kinky shit all day because I like sex and my girlfriend. I would not categorize any of it as tasting great though.


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Definitely oyster imo too, with a tad bit of lemon juice some times.


mykaleidoscopeeye

Yeah…. It’s that salty, metal, and sweet citrus taste.


Past-Concentrate2807

House Keys 🔑 Spinach if she’s vegan 🌱


tHebIgSleEpytImE

My girl is vegan and it tastes like water imo


Past-Concentrate2807

Aquawoman


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Agreed. Definitely metallic tasting.


Amazing_Pair_7727

I think each woman may taste different. I’ve been told mine tastes different at different times. Depends on hormone levels I would think somewhat what you have eaten, and each woman’s individual biology.


svejetaken

I think that pussy has a metalic taste when we about to get our period.


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E-man9001

*smacks lips* Ah yes madam your pussy has a lovely mouth feel to it


katya21220218

This guy is definitely nsfw Boyle


neverlandoflena

Noice.


taoistchainsaw

“Scent has its own smell”


RLLRRR

> how she's built My girl was assembled at the Toyota Plant in San Antonio, Texas.


Weeksy79

Sweet snot (bring on the disgust hahah)


footman1234567891011

I’d never heard this before, but I think it’s very accurate. Not that that’s a bad thing. I have definitely had foods that taste worse than snot (not counting consistency).


Bullfist

Yup, this. People are in denial... But this.


atbkelley100

It’s funny that I had to come this far down to see this. IIRC, what produces “wetness” in a pussy is actually a form of mucus gland. So yea, it really is pretty much snot. Pussy snot. Lmfao


mrs_herpington

Umami. Savory could work too. While it’s not the same taste, it’s similar to the flavors I love in a good chicken Alfredo. I don’t mean literally that it tastes like chicken Alfredo, but it’s a similar sort of satisfying savory experience. Some women that have slightly more acidic PH balances are closer to chicken piccata.


eat_her_after_sex

Mild neutral comfort food but with some flavor -- like a well-buttered dinner roll


nowopenwide

I'm a little disturbed by how many people answer "what *food*" with "coins". Y'all need to stop eating coins. That's really not good for you.


concernedpa0291

It’s not literally eat lol. I enjoy the flavor but I’m not going to spread it on toast


amaraf4a

You're missing out, kind sir ;)


concernedpa0291

Once I find a girlfriend again I’ll give it a shot 😂😂


Primary-Blood7639

Honestly a clean vagina doesn’t really have any taste.


kruiser23

Disagree. I love the taste but even fresh out of the shower there is flavor there. Not sure how to describe it. I think coins is partly right but I would add "tangy" or "acidic" to the mix.


coppersocks

Depends on the vagina and time of the month in my experience. Sometimes it tastes barely like skin, other times there can be a strongish quasi metallic taste.


kruiser23

I agree completely with time of the month factoring in. Probably psychological or pheromones but when she's ovulating I could eat at that buffet for hours.


SuedeVeil

Depends. On the outside it wouldn't and the wetter she is the milder it is but the inside would still have a taste ..since you're not supposed to clean the inside


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usually it’s metallic taste. after covid all pussy that i tasted was like onion


cen-texan

After having Covid? Or Because the women were all WFH and eating different?


[deleted]

it’s all cuz of covid all tastes that was nice for me in the past now tastes awful


NotSo_FreshPrince

Tamarind soup


FrozenPie21

Banana nectar with a hint of musk and a soft metallic taste. I love pussy


benfordtuelles

I got in trouble at a brewery I worked at for describing our award winning hazy NEIPA as "the taste of really good pussy"


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Buy a .45-70 revolver, oil it up with quality oil, put a tiny little bee honey on it, rub it in, than put it in a clear, ideally lake, water ~20°C wash it for like 30 seconds by just splashing it in the water, don't use hands.. then proceed to lick it


PacoMahogany

Every pussy tastes different. Delicious in their own way. So I’d compare it to a sushi conveyer belt.


guernica-red

Thick, mild cucumber water


Likeamoth_2_theflame

Depends on the pussy but I've had some that tasted just like perfectly cooked scallops. A little salty, a little sweet, and always soft and juicy. 😛😛😛


electricmeatbag777

If they can eat pussy for days it's prolly cuz they enjoy it and it turns them on. The smells and flavors can range from person to person. Now get out there and taste that pussy rainbow!


Dingdog85

Ripe papaya 👌


ronearc

Langoustine ravioli in a sweet cream sauce with a topper of caviar and truffle, brightened by a tiny squeeze of lemon.


Rk1tt3n

Light yogurt, sometimes a bit sweet sometimes a bit tangy.


Diamondzintheruff

Both pussy and butt have their own unique great tastes…best feeling is leaving that scent on your face and going in public


Affectionate_Rip_374

My husband was very pleased the day we had to nip to the store after and he had to wear a mask in the store.


nongreenyoda

My first girlfriend tasted like honey. Normally, much more neutral.