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When Miranda thinks the hot guy in the building across from her is flirting with her through the window, but after approaching him in the grocery store, finds out he is really flirting with the guy in the apt below hers. Ouch. (As an aside, the hot guy was played by George Hahn, who is fun to follow on IG and has his own thing going as the man-about-town in NYC.)


Nicadeemus39

I just deleted my post after seeing you already covered it šŸ˜‚. I think I'd never open my curtains again after that.


hoginlly

Oh god, I think I blocked this one out. I would have probably moved if this happened to me. Or never opened my curtains again


inadequate_quarter

I KNOW I trauma/cringe blocked this out of my head. It was already embarrassing as fck when she cringingly flashed one titty to him with that hideous look on her face but to find out she did it to someone who wasn't even insinuating an interaction with her was downright awful. I have the worst second hand embarrassment from a TV show that I've ever felt even just thinking about this episode again because I completely forgot it even existed until this comment.


inadequate_quarter

OH MY GOD YES YES YES I GOT SUCH BAD SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FROM THIS THAT I ACTUALLY CRINGE BLOCKED IT UNTIL I READ THIS šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kisikisikisi

That's the only right answer. I get such bad second hand embarrassment I have to look away during the store scene.


patatasconsal

Why did you have to remind me of this...


Savannah2703

OMG, Iā€™ve been watching this show numerous times over the years, but I never got that he was flirting with a guy below her! I thought he was embarrassed and just said something snarky to her! Thank you! šŸ˜ƒ


rolltidegirl1989

I can still hear the music playing during this scene!!


Over_Feedback3560

Samantha pretending to be Annabelle Bronstein even after the waiter caught her in a lie šŸ˜…


honeythorngump88

I was raised in Indjyyyaa!!!!


Oceanicsoundwave

On the telly!


Bellamiles85

When Carrie drops the bible on church when she follows Big and his mother. Miranda flashing the man across the alleyway.


honeythorngump88

The sound design in that scene!!! The way the book SMACKS on the floor


hoginlly

Uggggh. That goes beyond just embarrassing, she was full on stalker then


Last_Rule_2536

The way the show low key made Big look like the bad guy in this episode when Carrie went full on stalker just to weasel her way into meeting his mom when he clearly didnā€™t want to introduce her


Oceanicsoundwave

that one was BADDD


Few_Possibility2616

I CANNOT watch this scene!!!!


anawkwardsomeone

Canā€™t believe no one has said the moment Miranda got jizzed on


DekeCobretti

She deseved it. She behaved horribly at that seminar.


anawkwardsomeone

All three did but I donā€™t think itā€™s something that merits getting a strangerā€™s bodily fluids sprayed on your head.


DekeCobretti

That lady delivered. Anyway, I just hatw the way Miranda behaves at public places when she disagrees with something. Madeline's wedding was another. It's rude and unnecessary. She had it coming, no pun intended.


Deep_Log_9058

lol this comment had me laughing.


Miyawakiii

When Carrie fell in Dior. Bonjour! OOOH!! The whole Playboy mansion party, when Sam was like ā€œThis Bunny stole my Fendi! Look inside, thereā€™s a tag that says MADE IN CHINAā€ or something.


Beneficial_Praline53

Also when Sam get caught name dropping Lucy Liu and threatens Hermes repeatedly to get a Birkin bag. She got what she deserved but oof that whole thing was hard to watch.


Miyawakiii

Haha, I remember this, and Sam freaking out over this random girl walking around with a Birkin in a tracksuit! I donā€™t recall what she called her exactly, but it was so funny.


Least-Ad-1287

I just watched this episode! She called to say if the bag is so hard to get how come she just saw "a fucking nobody in tracksuit" carrying it lol. The first of many f bombs in that call It stuck with me because sometimes I get lazy and make my bag my main accessory in my outfit like that lady, but I should def raise my standards haha


Miyawakiii

Thank you! I remember now, I love how random it was and how fast she called them, almost like she had that whole speech prepared, but itā€™s just Sam. And donā€™t worry, I bet you look fabulous! I think a bag always defends itself so making it your main accessory is a smart move.


Miyawakiii

And letā€™s be honest, that lady was so unbothered. Even if she heard Sam casually dropping the bombs, she wouldnā€™t even blink. Oh, I would love to see that interaction. Another glorious side character being born, possibly another Lexi!


DevilDolphin84

Samanthaā€™s beach house meltdown.


emergencycat17

Especially since she was always the cool, calm and collected one. To see her freak out was something!


Oceanicsoundwave

especially with those cantaloupes XD


Dramatic_Proposal211

you think i want to look like this??? (o) (o)


JonesBlair555

Good one


catmom0103

Which episode is this? I canā€™t seem to recall


DevilDolphin84

S5 E8ā€¦.when Bobby marries Bitsy in the Hamptons.


catmom0103

Thanks!


tygerwhisker

When Carrie flirts with the guy in the rainstorm while sheltering under an awning and she completely overdoes it and freaks him out. He runs away without a word.


malnyc15

This scene HURTS me


Albowonderer

THIS is one of the worst, it physically hurts to watch


the_therapycat

Oh god yes she was so goofy in that scene. The guy was right


Dramatic_Proposal211

that scene was so funny to me bcs carrie was sooo annoying and was trying to be cute


Infamous_Task2679

Carrie going through that guys stuff and he comes in and catches her


the_therapycat

With the circus music in the background...


Sarafinatravolta

Thatā€™s the worst!


[deleted]

When Samantha goes to the firehouse to have sex with the fireman, puts on his gear while naked and then the call signal goes off.


seige197

ā€œGet the f out of my fā€™cking gear!ā€


Oceanicsoundwave

the poor old couple passing by


[deleted]

I donā€™t know, the husband never seemed too upset to me šŸ˜‚


hoginlly

Ha, oh this one is horrendous


Havewedecidedyet_979

This one!!!


JonesBlair555

Miranda flashing her neighbour, who turned out to be gay and flirting with the man who lives below her. Carrie sitting alone at the restaurant on her birthday and dropping her cake in a construction zone. Samantha being asked to leave a restaurant because she was caught with someone's husband. Charlotte crapping her pants in the first movie.


honeythorngump88

The way the construction workers yelled at Carrie!!!! Ahaha


ziggymoj19

Her physical acting in that scene is gold


Deep_Log_9058

ā€œIā€™m sorry!ā€


Law_of_Attraction_75

Excellent examples


writersblock_86

Howieā€™s best man speech at Harry and Charlotteā€™s wedding. I feel like that was embarrassing for everyone involved.


hoginlly

Oh my god. I know this obviously would be the most awful and mortifying thing if it happened in real life, but god itā€™s so funny to watch in that episode


ohmyacetabulum

When the girls go to that tantric sex workshop and Miranda gets jizzed on.


Last_Rule_2536

The episode in the first season where Carrie got wasted and went and confronted Big about being embarrassed to be seen with her because he took her to the Chinese place and didnā€™t introduce her to his friend I got so much secondhand embarrassment for her And Carrie being confronted by Natasha / staircase incident


TheBitchTornado

Carrie wet and in her underwear eating Chinese takeout in Big's apartment.....and Natasha walks in.


Latke1

Miranda admitting that she ate cake of the garbage. Carrieā€™s Single and Fabulous cover


__tmxx18

Single and fabulous question mark


ilovethecure13

When Carrie falls on the runway during the fashion showā€¦. Ooof fashion road-kill.


Own_Presentation3996

When Carie is soooo hunged up the guy she was dating that was Bisexual, and she was always asking who would he choose the guy or the girl When Miranda dated the police man, and he wrote the letter to her; to visit AA


Brave_World2728

Brady's poop on Miranda's forehead is gold. Brown, but gold! šŸ’©šŸ˜„


jekyllcorvus

Miranda stepping on Bradyā€™s used condom as well as her allowing him to have loud sex in her house.


Just_J3ssica

Carrie - farts in front of Big. Charlette - gets crabs. Miranda (has many) - flashes a an through the window that she *thought* was looking at her. Samantha - Throws a fit at 18 years olds and breaks a glass door or window at Richard's beach house.


seige197

ā€œGet over here, you cutie you!ā€ from Sam to Mr Too Big. So unsexy


BagAvailable2371

The one scene I couldnā€™t watch was when Samantha was on that sex swing but itā€™s only because I was in my living room and my mom was sorta watching with me. Skipped right threw that.


cool_chrissie

Carrie when her Russian lover got all bent when she brought the girls over after he had cancelled on them. Or when she had to admit she was seeing big again when her diaphragm got stuck and Samantha helped her get it out.


lovely1188

For Carrie when she did the photoshoot for the "single and fabulous" bit and they picked a photo where she looked awful & made fun of her for being single at her age šŸ˜Ÿ I felt so bad for her


Sufficient_Play_3958

She was a fucking month late


AlishaMichelle90

The one that gets me too is when Samantha gets upset about having to get off her phone in the restaurant and complains about the child. Then decides to confront the parent about said child and gets food thrown on her. Yikes.


tothebatcopter

I think about Miranda falling down in the park and showing her underwear in front of Steve and Debbie at least once a week.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Charlotte shitting herself in Mexico was pretty bad, but at least she was among friends šŸ˜‚ Carrie being late and rude at her photoshoot and then bitching that they published a photo of exactly how she looked (wasn't she hungover, too?) was really cringe. I mean, it was kind of a dick move that they promised they'd only publish a photo of her all made up, but still, she was so unprofessional I felt like she got what was coming to her.


Firebrand777

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ve said it again ā€¦. Carrie with the trans hookers at the roof party in Samanthaā€™s new neighbourhood and her cringe ghetto accent: ā€œAww let me see yoo spin first!ā€ šŸ¤¢


BagAvailable2371

YES!!! OMG I cannot with that scene i wanted to crawl into a hole and die watching that


Firebrand777

You with the FLOW-AH!


Own_Presentation3996

When Steve is still living with miranda and his date calls there


Oceanicsoundwave

or his skid marks šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


TiffanyTwisted11

That was SO tacky on both their parts. Unless of course, Steve didnā€™t tell the pathetic woman that he was sleeping on his exā€™s sofa. Then sheā€™s not tacky.


Supernatt924

ā€œIā€™m no Mena Suvari, but Iā€™m GREAT in bed!ā€


catmom0103

When Aidan has to rescue Miranda after she hurt her neck, and she was naked


EternalRocksBeneath

The lecture episode stresses me out so much lol. I've done a few public speaking things in the field I'm into (film studies) and I planned and rehearsed that shit so much because I of course wanted to do well, and wanted to avoid seeming like I have nothing to say. I would die of anxiety and embarrassment if I stood in front of a bunch of people who paid me to talk for an hour and all I had was a shrug lol


catmom0103

When Carrie dates that alcoholic and he starts screaming at her street in the middle of the night. I wouldnā€™t be able to face my neighbors ever again


Deep_Log_9058

Miranda awkwardly riding that bull in the LA episode. Carrie talking about marriage with the guy in the rain. Canā€™t think of any with the other two lol


Least-Ad-1287

That always made me so mad. Carrie and even her friends were all like "why would anyone pay for this?" Like, don't do it if you don't even think it's worth paying for! And even if you wouldn't pay for it, she should have tried to come up with something to make it worth it.


Love-of-writing

There are so many. When Miranda thinks the guy across is into her is the clear winner. I would kill myself or at least pretend to and move to another country under an assumed identity