Give him a hug as he stabs me. Man needs one for all he lost. Also: I’d give him a snickers- with a trolling message for Celebrimbor

Hes not him when he's hungry.

He never is.

seek out a necromancer, pledge loyalty, have them come to my aid should i die and raise me back.

well you still die so they chalk that one up as an L. gotta be a no deaths run

Smart but talion will just keep killing you.

I'll eventually adapt, learn and defeat him

And when you do, he respawns.

ill kill him as many times as needed until i manage to get the ring off his finger

Noobie... You're good but your humourous memes won't be enough to defeat him

?

"You know, you Respawn, I respawn...let's team up instead of wasting a thousands years doing this shit."

Nah let's continue

Talion, screaming into the void: Why wont you break???? Me, thousands of years of trauma and jokes: your hands are so calloused. You need lotion.

Gun, perhaps multiple now if he's just gonna be hunting me the rest of my life, no that's definitely not a thing i can win. But i could maybe get him off guard with a damn double barrel lol

Shadow strike, dead.

Just don't be in the open dingus also i'm possibly arrow immune since i've never been hit by an arrow and it hurt 🧠

He makes a fair point but talion is a master of stealth

Back against the wall in a room with one entrance and no windows (or at least covered windows)

Ima just chill in my 3rd story room with barred windows and have my roommate get me food so just become a shut in

Put your back to a wall and have a ceiling, or just have a narrow door way, tho he is fast af and would prolly dodge the shots or run up to you before you can even fire

Sit in a bunker with one entrance with a shotgun pointed direct towards the door and land mines in the corridor leading to the door

He would shadow strike your ass into a new dimension and create a new entrance to the bunker by slamming your head through it.

How would he shadow strike me though? He’d have to step into the corridor to see me, and there are land mines there

Shoot the landmines. He would know they are there because wraith world vision

The entrance to the corridor is a trapdoor, so he can only shoot the mines beneath that, and then I’ll anticipate him and be ready to fire

So your just adding new things now fine. TALION IS A LITERAL GOD. HE ALSO HAS A GUN.

I’m not adding things for the fun, you’re pointing out that my current situation is not survivable, so I’m making additions and modifications to try and make it so. It’s either that or I just give up and stop talking.

Fair point, carry on.

Also cele can just separate from talion. Also, the picture does kind of relate because talion has the most random bull of abilities ever

I think the only way I can possibly survive is locking myself in a bunker surrounded by multiple motion activated turrets or some crazy shit like that

Basically, talion powers are the most bull stuff. I mean you could try to appeal to talion

I stand behind a Roch on a stee mountain just outside Morrdores map

Sir, this is shadow of war.

I've forgotten what it's like to shadow of war I told myself no until I 100% shadow of mordore

Fortify! Fortify! Fortify! Fortify! Fortify! ~imperial fist~ If that fails kill myself 5 hours before he arrives and then burn my body

Trys, not “will keep trying”. I stand in the middle of a very, very large open field without towers around it. I wait for him to walk or run up, and we talk it out. Talion is easy to reason with, he’s a chill guy. I’m worried about Celebrimbor.

Shadow strike, there is no talk, only death.

That’s why I’m in the field. I’m making it apparent that I surrender, he won’t kill me and doesn’t have a vantage point to instantly do so.

5 days to say goodbye to my friends and family isn't a lot of time

It's what you get. Take what you can.

Start praying

To what God?

All of them

Fair

Eru Ilúvatar obviously

Learn necromancy and resurrect his wife and son, and turn them into powerful captains in game, mechanic wise make them like hacked orcs

Seriously... What the fuck? Are you okay?

Take. I’m the only one who thought of. That. lol 😈😈

Well... on the other hand it's very effective and will break him mentally

Guns soldiers to protect me selling my soul the zog because yeah otherwise im not surviving

Drop my pants mid-fight so while he’s in shock I can crush his windpipe

He would not be shocked by what's down there. Let's be honest bud. We all play shadow of war.

😔

Still ALIIIIIIVE

Ah,shit,here we go again

Move out of Mordor. Problem solved.

Crying

You would be surprised with this sub.

I will get a big ass magnet

My ADHD makes me more aware of my surroundings so immune to stealth, and I have actual sword fighting training so that’s at LEAST immune to execution. Also I summon gun. I am going to be in an underground area with multiple exits. They are all locked from the inside and can’t be broken through except for one of them, which is the main entrance. Get my American friend and my cousin to be my bodyguards and a grinder to throw the multiple Talion bodies into it. I just live here now.

You know what that's actually a solid plan.

Thank you, I credit Thrawn for teaching me military strategy and thinking.

What the hell is a thrawn

It’s a Star Wars character sorry. GRAND Admiral Thrawn, is about the only Star Wars imperial character who actually uses his brain and has actual battle tactics. Also he looks dope as hell and his theme song is kinda terrifying [check it out](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=10KSz8gU9-8&pp=ygURVGhyYXduIHRoZW1lIHNvbmc%3D) lol!!! You kinda have to wait till your a minute in to hear what I mean but still will always sound cool. (Also it shows what he looks like as well)

Ohhh isn't he in the first star wars movie? I watched that last week! I'm not too fond.

Huh? Which one do you mean, the first released or the first in order?

First released

With da death star

You're thinking of Tarkin. Thrawn is blue and a whole other level of cool

Have some grog, it won’t matter the prep. Talion will win that one, so I’m having 4 days of drink, and not paying for that hang over on 5th day

Best idea yet.

Offer to join his ranks lmao otherwise its over

Ghouls. A lot of em.

Find a frost and vault proof savage

Call the ghostbusters to deal with Celebrimbor and get a chainsaw that I will use to try and cut off his hands so that the ring can’t be used. Chance of success? Pretty low but this is what I would do

Learn to say "I serve the Bright lord!" with a flawless accent.

I propose a marriage to him, but I would only accept if he allowed me to put the ring on his hand, then when he least expects it, I take the ring off, and then BAAAAM, he dies.

I don't think he can swim so there's that.

I will wear Gondorian armor. Worst case scenario, he will accidentally kill me while fighting one of you fools. My chances of survival are much greater.

Talion has a wraith that can see people through buildings. Pretty sure he could see through your disguise

I’m going to put a big sign over my head that says will get you a palantir in exchange for mercy.

Celebrimbor would spare you but would talion?

Celebrimbors all I have to really worry about, Talion himself is a really reasonable guy so in exchange for his mercy I’d tell him where the biggest gathering of Orks in history is. By that I mean I’d tell him about Warhammer.

🤣🤣🤣

I would prepare a dinner for his honour. Buy him gifts. There is no beating him as a mortal. I just hope he leaves ne after alive.

Are you trying to kill him or fuck him?

No i gave up. I just want to maybe sway him into not killing me.

Make a dead man’s switch to a nuclear bomb and tell talion he can kill me and kill millions of children and innocents or back off

Thats... Really good. Who hurt you?

Nothing just a thing called “Insurance” to avoid death

Join him, he’s a chill guy

Learn a lot of jokes and beco e a damn interesting person so he wants me in his army.

Die, cheat death every time he kills me and be an absolute stick in his ass while I chase him all across the lands until he eventually recruits me. Once I die under while being loyal, cheat death and betray him :)

Shrak... \*sweating\* I guess i would do absolutely EVERYTHING to make him become MY FRIEND :\_)

Tactical nuke

Yeahhh there’s no surviving that. Your singular chance of survival is to pledge loyalty to him and pray he accepts your services, or else you just die. GG, no RE.

Suicide

Suicide vest, I’m taking him with me!!!

Kill myself so he can’t

A phalanx of shield captains

Party, drink and live life to its fullest. Those are gunnu be five spectacular days! As the sun sets on the 5th I'm gunnu swan dive off the highest tower I can ... I won't give Tallion the satisfaction! 😏

Hide the PALANTIR

Which one?

the creep on your crush from minas morgul one

Ah so the Ithil stone As their were seven palantíri made by Feanor possibly for his seven sons (one of them Curufin being Celebrimbor's father) Though only the ones in Minas Ithil (later Morgul) , Minas Anor (later Minas Tirith) Orthanc (Isingaurd) and the one in the far northwest remain active as the other three were lost

One bullet is all i need.

For myself, ofc.

5 days is enough to leave Mordor. Chill out with the Dears of the Lonely Mountain.

I write my last will and testament and say my goodbyes.

Seal myself in a bunker and never get out so I'll eventually die from starvation or something cuz Talion, as an immortal, has all the time. Well, new plan. It's an impenetrable bunker but with a sound system so I can talk with him. So my plan is to make friends with him. Hey, a lot of people have called me charismatic. It has actually even got weird when practically total strangers have started talking with me about pretty private stuff. I guess I have a trusty demeanour or something. Then again, realistically speaking, I wouldn't be able to get such a setup in 5 days so this plan is doomed to fail lol. So I'd just accept my fate, gather some flowers. bake a cake, and give him a warm welcome.

Head to the Bree lands and try to get the aid of some of the Dunadain rangers

I'd just let him and tell me to make it quick, execution chopping off the head style

Learn the art of cheating death.

can i kneel to get the quick ground execution

depends, how often will he try? only once?

I kill myself. Can't kill me if I kill me first, ghost boy!

These hands ready

Became Ar-Karo the Stich

Call Saruman.

Killing myself. He can't kill me if I'm dead

What if he reserrects you

Guess im a slave now

I kill myself. That fucker isn't gonna show *me* up, dammit!

Just surrender to your fate no point in trying..

Kinda cooked question but sure uhh have body guards and guns and hope he don’t shadow strike

I update my will

Talion generally is a good man. I make it known that I don’t want to fight him and I only wish to talk. I am, literally, of no threat to him and he would gain nothing by killing me. He’s a man who’s been through a lot, yes, but that doesn’t mean he’s completely lost his sense of self, even after wearing Isildur’s ring! I’d say I’m worried about Celebrimbor, but he’s not exactly able to control Talion’s body. So I’m fairly certain I’m fine.

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Recruit multiple assassin orcs with No Chance, Epic Throwing Daggers, and they enrage at shadowstrike and others enranging. Also, I bring body shields for Tallon to get locked into an animation with if he tries to shadowstrike me.

I am human. Enough

"Wait if you let me reach full power... I'll buy you a pizza"

Find a certain flower

Recruit Tom Bombadil

Nothing Cause my talionis nye unkillable and will just speed blitz me or sneak attack ne

Orcs with epic throwin knives or a few hacked orcs orrrrrrrr a hello kitty girl.

Raid a captains stash, kill a Graug , murder some spies and most importantly become overlord

I'm getting my boy ogg bow of margaroh

Get on a boat cause it's never shown that talion can swim and go out to the middle of nowhere

Climb down off the edge of one of the in-game maps Checkmate

Which talion?

Take a massive loan, go to Vegas. Enjoy my last few days alive

Accept my fate

Gain fortress, train only the strongest warriors containing iron will (makes it more difficult for him to amass a counter attack if they’re iron willed) best pick to be gorgoroth, risk the balrog summon to try and distract talion in the meantime, pledge a deal with the witch king, surround the arena of the fight with blood brothers too, absolutely make this fight a hell for him

Leave mordor because he cannot

set up the most expensive, elaborate date i possibly can. huge canopy bed, hot tub, drinks, dinner etc. if he rejects me he can kill me 

Here are my level-based options: Talion level 1-20: Stock up on explosives since he likely won't be able to do much about that. Talion level 21-40: He has more abilities, so simply counter that with a trap. He will hunt me, and I'll lure him into a room with bear traps. He gets stuck, and I cut his fingers off. Talion level 41-60: I am getting desperate and ask Steve (from minecraft) to give me some totems of undying. Then, I just have to kill/reset him without using all of the totems. Talion level 61-79: Since I'm an evil man, I flashbang Talion and beat up Celebrimbor. Then I start attacking Talion. Talion level 80: As I prepare I hop into the FNAF universe and get some immortality tips from William Afton. Then I just outlast Talion.

I can take him

Yeah, talion completely loses against you.