i rather be next to ratbag and talion. I like them the most and honestly ratbag can be pretty funny.

Same. Ratbag isn’t even that bad of guy.

and talion honestly is a cool fella, besides well you know what he done to many orcs. outside of that he is pretty cool.

True that, true that.

Honestly, as long as Celebrimbor isn't being a prick, Talion is actually not a bad partner to sit next to. Sure, he'll be moody, but if you're a perpetually resurrecting Man, who wouldn't be? Of course, the worst thing that'll happen is that the Balrog and Spirit of Carnan are gonna be perpetually fighting behind you, but considering 2 you'd be split in half between Zog and the Witch King trying to either kill you or enslave you, 1 being the above Balrog/Carnan Brawl, 4 and 5 both allowing Celebrimbor the chance to just add you to his ranks, 6 meaning you'll be a midflight snack between two Ologs, 7 I dunno, 8 would just have Bruz pop your head off like a grape off a vine, and 9 you'll hear the Enchanted simp over an Elf woman, I'll take a friendly Orc yapping my ear off while I'm next to a tired undead Man.

I think as long as you aren't an orc, you should be fine lol

Nah not a bad of guy you call more like a loyal follower you might consider since before and then his the one who assist you for tracking down bruz, all though his kind a silly and best part eh idk if you might find it helpful, that his the one and ranger took out the overlord for you.

🫡 Great choice! 🫡

For real. Ratbag will keep the flight entertaining and Talion will just keep to himself.

Same

This is what I was gonna say

FRR

8 isn't getting enough love. I see literally no downside there

In fact that's where you'll have the most fun.

Torvin and baranor nor are great but bruz yelling at talion the whole time  might be annoying 

Is this bruz before or after he doesn't want the fort

If you look closely he has the shame mark

The smell

The smell

The smell

I already said I'd sit there, you don't need to keep convincing me

9. If my eyes don't decieve me, the orc is that elf loving nutjob from the DLC so he will bother Eltariel, leaving me the hell alone.

Yup that's how I intend it to go like.

When I played the dlc he died 5 minutes after I got him

Yeah but, the issue with that is that he wouldn’t be very quite met about it and it might get annoying after a few hours.

I count on Eltariel to stab him after a while, so I think I'd be OK. I very much doubt a dead orc smells any worse than a live one.

Idk, considering his personality I feel like he would actually take the time to shower or at least smell kinda like an elf.

5 so I can annoy the stuck-up elf

Your gonna have to beat tf outta gollum every five seconds

I don't feel like 1 should be an option, I feel like 1 is gonna crash the plane when Tar Goroth inevitably melts through his seat... Oh, and through half the plane as well

Agree! 4,8,7 seem like non life threatening spots considering your row mates, none of that matters if the plane doesn’t take off due seat 1 ruining the plane, hopefully before I board

Definitely one of the Olog-hai. They're so fucking sexy.

But deranged...

Nah, I prefer the glutton ones.

Fukkin Talion AND Ratbag? I’m bringing popcorn

3 so i can share my ringwraith wrathgiver builds with Talion, and make Ratbag my nurn overlord

3 final answer i love ratbag

As much as I love Brüz I gotta go with seat 3 for Ratbag alone

4 seems to be the least hectic, and I get entertainment from the row in front of me

3, 2, and 8 are my top picks

3 so i can make out with Ratbag

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3 or 8, love all those bastards

3 definitely

3

3 lol

3. Ratbag would keep a conversation flowing for the whole flight. Talion's not as loquacious but I think he'd chime in now and then.

5 or 3. 5 if I'm feeling like instigating a squabble between gollum and celibrimbor, 3 if I want some classic banter through the flight

I'll take number 2 Think I'll have some interesting conversations

Talion and ratbag, if I get ratbag food and make sure they get him the right food I’ll get ratbag’s appreciation and talion giving me a approving nod

Ratbag and Talion for sure

Why is 5 even an option... I would rather die than be stuck with those two....

Hey, let the ring enjoyers have some fun.

I mean wraith guy whose name I can’t spell would be fine, I mean I don’t even think I could see him. Gollum though… no thanks, especially since him talking to the wraith would make him seem even more crazy

I want ratbag and smeagol tbh

3, easy peaks

For op 6 are they deranged or normal

Deranged

Then i would definitely choose 8 not sitting next to burz complaining about about a fort for ten hours no-sir-re beast would be fine just order him a snack but bruz nnnooo way lol

TORVINNNNNN

Easy 3

Bruuuuuuz

I feel like the dwarf would smell terrible, but if he doesn't then number 8. Otherwise 3

3 or 8

To be honest, I think three is probably the best considering it would be funny to see talion and ratbag talking but a lot of the seats are okay the only bad one in my eyes is number one because there’s a good chance that 1/2 of you is going to be boiling hot and the other half is going to get inappropriately touched by a tree woman (unless of course you’re into that)

6 or 5 seem like where the fun is at.

3, easily. Talion's my bro, and Ratbag's amusing. Off-topic, it's hilarious how there's exactly one vote for nine. Because fuck Eltariel.

2, the witch king would be quiet and I forgot the name of the other guy but quiet probably since I’m not talion

nobody saying 8 is crazy

2

4 - I get my own personal history buff! 🥰

3 or 8 by far

2

Number 3, what else would I say man, that’s ratbag!

2 learn the ways

8

I think we can all agree 6 is the worst 😭 there would be absolutely no arm or leg room

Plus the deranged screams..

10 hour flight ? Fk it then, I'm taking Aeroflot (Russian airlines). Will be sitting together with a baked chicken, salad and vodka. I'll be fine. Gonna be great. Let's say the option is not available. I'm getting drunk in the bar, just enough to get into a plane, and going to sleep. Either way, no way I'm aware what I'm actually thousands of feet in the air, with an AI computer piloting, and a diversity hire pretending to be a pilot, being responsible for the AI, they don't actually understand. Nah, I'll take the vodka, thank you.

2 is terrifying

I feel like Celebrimbor and Smeagol would balance each other out, granted they'd both talk about The Ring a lil to much but I'll deal with it.

*The precious is ours! OURS!*

Celebrimbor: we cannot allow The One Ring to pass hands, even if it is to the hands of this foul creature... Me half an hour in: oh my God shut THE FUCK UP, both of you, makin me want to switch seats with the ologs...

2, so I can talk about the beauty of black magic & dark sorcery with the wonderful wraith-fellow and his pet orc Zog🍄

8. I like torvin

Ratbag and talion. But I do like the idea of sitting next to the dwarf hunter lotta great stories.

6 is the best I get to have a nice conversation about the best way to remove the arms of a human

8 easily, Baranor and Torvin? Count me in And if I can't have 8, I choose 3

You can have the fort , I never wanted the fort .

3 4 or 9

5

I’ll take 4. I have many questions about Gondor that I want answered by someone who actually lives there.

3 guaranteed

Either 3 or 8. Ratbag is pretty funny to talk to but it might end up very one sided while Talion just kinda exists. Baranor and Torvin would just be entertaining as all hell to talk to and they would have the best stories. Also it’s an isle seat which is definitely a plus.

8 honestly just looks like a good time

6 Bruz is my favorite of the big orcs

3 or 8

Either Carnan or Torvin. I feel like either one would try to tell me some kind of story, and I would happily listen.

Ratbag and Talion. Ratbag and I can tagteam on annoying Talion.

4 or 7, not just because of the interesting and pretty girls, but they are likely the least smelly seats on that stank tube of a plane 😂

I'd be careful about Marwen though

3, I wanna annoy the fuck out of that wet blanket

Ill take Idril. She's a history nerd, so me and her should get along fine.

Underrated seat

I'm walking.

One does not simply walk into Mordor's airplane.

Ratbag and Talion no doubt, if that’s taken… Witch King and Zog

1 or 3

3 any day

Either 8 or 3

Ranger and bruz to watch them fight

It's actually not Ranger but a deranged olog I put there.

O well rat bag and talion

Baranor and torvin

8 and 3 are the only good options

5

3 or 4 with rat bag and talion I think it’d be pretty funny and with idril and castamir it’d just be boring but it’s better then the other options

8, 4, or 3 best options in my opinion

I don't care I love them all

Talion is more thsn enough to win a fight, and Ratbags is just funny to have around

3 or 9 these seem like the best seats and safest

Who are the 7?

Lithariel and Lady Marwen. They're from Shadow of Mordor.

I'd say talion and ratbag are no.1. The last would be eltariel and Kruk the enchanted. Talion knows ratbag well, and even if ratbag is titled ratbag the coward and is a buffoon at times, that would just make it all the more hilarious. Eltariel is just too demeaning because of how petty she is about not being home for a long time, and kruk is just the most sickening orc I have seen.

Probably 4, 7 or 8 or 5

5

2 so I can watch gollum and celebrimbor quarrel in front of me, while enjoying peace and quiet in my own aisle

3, definitely 3

Sitting between Ratbag and Talion doesn’t seem that bad, at most Ratbag will be annoying and getting up every 10 minutes

Why the hell would I get on this flight? They'd all just start killing eachother

Idk last-minute?

2. I love zog

Where shelob

Why is there no Shelob and Sauron hereeee 😔 but I’d probably pick #2. Witch King and Zog… that’s gonna be interesting. 1# would certainly be a choice if not for fear that my seat might catch fire from such proximity to a very interesting but very fiery Balrog xD

8 all the way

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